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  • Because it is Christmas today, as far as we're concerned,

    因為在我們看來,今天是聖誕節。

  • we thought we'd indulge in a very special holiday tradition and read a Christmas tale.

    我們認為我們會沉迷於一個非常特殊的節日傳統。

  • This one's slightly updated.

    並讀了一個聖誕故事。

  • It's called "'Twas a While Before Christmas."

    這個稍有更新。

  • And, well, as you'll see,

    它的名字叫 "聖誕前的一段時間"。

  • it's been updated for our current circumstances.

    而且,你會看到的。

  • Here we go. Gather round, kids.

    它已經更新為我們目前的情況。

  • 'Twas a while before Christmas, perhaps a bit longer,

    我們走吧聚集在一起,孩子們。

  • I just traded my Lexapro for something much stronger.

    在聖誕節前一段時間,也許是更長的時間。

  • Our children are feral, their bedtime's whenever,

    我剛剛把我的Lexapro換成了更強的東西。

  • we're wiping down Postmates delivered by Trevor.

    我們的孩子是野性的,他們的睡覺時間是什麼時候。

  • The stockings were hung on the Peloton with care.

    我們正在擦拭特雷弗送來的 "郵差"。

  • I know what you're thinking, but we use it, I swear.

    絲襪被小心翼翼地掛在了佩洛頓上。

  • The West Coast was burning, and the politics were mean,

    我知道你在想什麼,但我們用它,我發誓。

  • the maskless rose up and spread COVID-19.

    西海岸正在燃燒,政治也很刻薄。

  • We marched, and held signs, and made calls to our reps.

    無面具起,傳播COVID-19。

  • We all joined Antifa just to get in our steps.

    我們遊行,舉著牌子,給我們的代表打電話。

  • We clung to our TV sets, bingeing with shame,

    我們都加入了反法組織,只是為了得到我們的步履。

  • from each streaming service.

    我們抱著電視機,羞愧地狂歡。

  • We all know their names:

    從每個流媒體服務。

  • On Netflix.

    我們都知道他們的名字。

  • On Hulu. On Amazon Prime.

    在Netflix上。

  • Should I sign up for Quibi?

    在Hulu上。在Amazon Prime上。

  • You know what, I'm fine.

    要不要報名參加魁北克?

  • When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter,

    你知道嗎,我很好。

  • contact-free pizza, so I could get fatter.

    當在外面的草坪上,出現了這樣的響聲。

  • Away to the window, I flew like a flash.

    免接觸披薩,所以我可以變得更胖。

  • "Leave it on the porch, take your tip, yes, it's cash."

    一路向窗外飛去,我像一個閃電。

  • Instead, there stood Santa, who was looking quite round.

    "放在門廊上,拿著你的小費,對,是現金。"

  • But listen, who hasn't packed on a few pounds?

    而站在那裡的是聖誕老人,他看起來很圓潤。

  • I went in for a hug and he shunned my advances.

    但是,聽著,誰沒有收拾過幾磅?

  • He said, "Sorry, bud, but I can't take any chances."

    我去擁抱他,他迴避了我的求愛。

  • Then he left in a flurry of anti-bac spray,

    他說:"對不起,老兄,但我不能冒任何風險。"

  • some N-95s where the cookies once lay.

    然後,他就一溜煙地離開了。

  • He yelled, "Everything's canceled, thanks to COVID-19.

    一些N-95的餅乾曾經躺在那裡。

  • I'll be back next year, if we have a vaccine."

    他大喊:"一切都取消了,多虧了COVID-19。

  • I stared at the clouds with a glimmer of hope.

    如果我們有疫苗的話,明年我還會回來的。"

  • My CNN news alert replied and said, "Nope."

    我帶著一絲希望盯著雲彩。

  • I dropped to my knees, wagging fist to the sky,

    我的CNN新聞提醒回覆說,"沒有"。

  • "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good cry."

    我跪在地上,對著天空揮舞著拳頭。

  • That's just lovely.

    "祝大家聖誕快樂,祝大家哭得開心。"

  • Anyway- (Andy laughs)

    這只是可愛。

  • Thanks a lot, Dad.

    總之--(安迪笑)

  • No problem.

    謝謝你,爸爸。

  • That's gonna kill at the office Christmas party.

    沒問題。

  • (Andy laughs)

    那會在辦公室的聖誕派對上大殺四方的。

  • That's yours to keep.

    (Andy笑)

Because it is Christmas today, as far as we're concerned,

因為在我們看來,今天是聖誕節。

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