Name: 斯蒂芬-科爾伯特在特朗普-拜登首場總統辯論後的現場獨白。 (Stephen Colbert's LIVE Monologue After The First Trump-Biden Presidential Debate)
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T20:52:12.000Z
Duration: 12 min 42 s

>> Stephen: WELCOME, WELCOME, ONE AND ALL TO "A LATE SHOW."

>> 歡迎，歡迎大家來到 "晚間秀"。

I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT, AS IT SAYS ON THE BONE HERE.

我是你的主持人，斯蒂芬-科爾伯特，正如這裡的骨頭上所寫的那樣。

基礎被動語態

WELL, WE ARE LIVE, RIGHT THERE, AFTER THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL

好了，我們是活的，就在那裡， 在第一次總統後

TONIGHT WAS THE OPENING ROUND OF DONALD TRUMP VERSUS JOE BIDEN,

今晚是唐納德-特朗普對陣喬-比登的首輪比賽。

THE BATTLE OF THE BOOMERS, THE SHOWMAN JURIES THE JOE-MAN.

"BATTLE OF THE BOOMERS"，"SHOWMAN JURIES THE JOE -MAN"。

I COME TO YOU TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AN EMPTY VESSEL,

女士們，先生們，今晚我來到你們面前的是一艘空船。

I HAVE STOOD IN THE SWIRLING CHAOS OF CREATION.

I HAVE SEEN SHIVA WIELDING HIS CARVINGS AGREEMENT GOUT OFT

我曾見過希瓦-威靈頓的雕刻協議在外面。

THE SKY ONCE RED, BLUE, AND BLACK UNTIL ALL THAT REMAINED

天空曾經是紅色、藍色和黑色的，直到所有剩下的。

WAS A STARLESS VOID AND THE HOLLOWED HUSK ONCE KNOWN AS

是一個無星的虛空和呼嚕呼嚕的鬍鬚，曾經被稱為。

WE ARE EMERGED FROM THE MAT WHIRLWIND WHERE WE FORBADE ON

我們從地墊旋風中出來了，在那裡我們放棄了。

THE GOVERNANCE OF GOD HIMSELF, AND HE SAID UNTO US, "JESUS,

不要再打擾他了，你這個巨嬰！"

YES, TONIGHT SAW THE BEST MINDS OF OUR GENERATION DESTROYED BY

是的，今晚看到我們這一代人中最優秀的人被摧毀了

MADNESS STARVING HYSTERICAL, NAKED, DRAGGING THEMSELVES

瘋狂的飢渴症，赤身裸體，拖累自己

THROUGH THE STREETS AT DAWN, LOOKING FOR THE MUTE BUTTON.

穿過黎明的街道，尋找靜音按鈕。

WE COULDN'T EVEN DO ANY SENTENCE FINDING!

我們甚至不能做任何感言的查找！

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO

我從來沒有想過我會說這句話，但我很期待。

I MEAN, FOR PETE'S SAKE, CHILDREN WATCHED THAT!

我是說，看在上帝的份上，孩子們都看了！

I'M GLAD I'VE ALREADY HAD MY CHILDREN, BECAUSE I THINK JUST

我很高興我已經有了自己的孩子，因為我覺得只是...

LET'S SEE WHAT THE NEWS PROFESSIONALS HAD TO SAY ABOUT

讓我們來看看新聞專家們是怎麼說的吧

THAT IS, FIRST OF ALL, AN INSULT TO BOTH SHOWS AND THE OTHER WORD

首先，這是對兩個節目和另一個詞的侮辱。

我不能說，因為這是哥倫比亞廣播公司。

IT'S NOT EXACTLY ACCURATE, BECAUSE AT LEAST AFTER A

這並不完全準確，因為至少在一個星期之後

90-MINUTE POOP, YOU GENERALLY FEEL BETTER.

90分鐘的大便，你一般會感覺更好。

GOING INTO TONIGHT'S DEBATE, ANTICIPATION WAS A-BUB LIN'.

進入今晚的辯論，預測是A -BUB LIN'。

"THE NEW YORK TIMES" PREDICTED A CLASH OF STYLE AND IDEAS.

"紐約時報 "預言了一場時尚與理念的碰撞。

STOP PRETENDING THAT ANY OF THIS IS NORMAL.

YOU DON'T SEE A GUY TRYING TO TAKE A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL AWAY

你沒看到有人想把莫洛托夫雞尾酒拿走嗎？

FROM A BABY AND SAY, "THAT'S A REAL CLASH OF STYLE AND IDEAS."

從一個嬰兒和說， "這是一個真正的衝突的風格和理念。"

BEFORE THE DEBATE STARTED, CHRIS WALLACE GAVE US A PREVIEW OF HIS

辯論開始前，克里斯-沃利斯給我們介紹了他的

MODERATION STRATEGY, SAYING, "MY JOB IS TO BE AS INVISIBLE AS

MODERATION STRATEGY，說："我的工作就是要儘可能地隱蔽起來。

CHRIS, I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU TRYING TO BE INVISIBLE WOULDN'T

克里斯，我本可以告訴你，你要隱身的，不是嗎？

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN "THE LORD OF THE RINGS."

>>> I THINK MY STRONGEST MAY BE BY FAR IS MY TEMPERAMENT.

>>> 我想我最強的可能是我的脾氣。

>> Stephen: NOW, BEFORE THINGS EVEN GOT STARTED, THE DIFFERENCE

>> Stephen:現在，在事情還沒有開始之前，差異就已經出現了。

IN THE CANDIDATES WAS CLEAR BECAUSE EVERYONE IN BIDEN'S SIDE

在候選人中是明確的，因為每個人都在比登的身邊。

MOST OF THE PEOPLE ON TRUMP'S SIDE, INCLUDING HIS FOUR

大部分站在特朗普一邊的人，包括他的四名手下。

AND ACCORDING TO THE CLEVELAND CLINIC, IT IS A REQUIREMENT THAT

根據克利夫蘭診所的規定，要求：

THE CLEVELAND CLINIC JUST DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ERIC'S

克利夫蘭診所只是不想看到埃裡克的。

PLUS, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN OVER VOTERS BY KILLING THEM.

而且，你不會通過殺他們來贏得選民的支持。

MOST POLLS SHOW THAT VOTERS DO NOT RESPOND WELL TO THEIR OWN

多數民調顯示，選民對自己的選情反應不佳。

CHRIS WALLACE OPENED BY LAYING OUT THE RULES FOR THE SPARSE

CHRIS WALLACE在開幕式上闡述了稀缺的規則。

>> THE AUDIENCE HERE IN THE HALL HAS PROMISED TO REMAIN SILENT.

>>大廳裡的觀眾保證保持沉默。

>> Stephen: AND NOT JUST THE REPUBLICANS WHO HAVE BEEN

>> 斯蒂芬：不僅僅是共和黨人已經被。

EVEN THOUGH THE CANDIDATES DID NOT SHAKE HAND, THEY DID CHANGE

儘管候選人沒有握手，但他們還是改變了。

>> Stephen: TO WHICH TRUMP REPLIED, "I'M OKAY, HOW A ARE YU

>> Stephen:特朗普回答說："我沒事，你怎麼樣？

做人，做人，做女人，做攝影機，做電視。"

IT SEEMS PRETTY CLEAR FROM THE BEGINNING THAT TRUMP'S DEBATE

從一開始看來，特朗普的辯論似乎就很清楚了

THE INDIVIDUAL MANDATE WAS THE MOST UNPOPULAR--

>> MR. PRESIDENT, MR. PRESIDENT, I'D LIKE-- I'M THE MODERATOR OF

>> 先生。主席先生。主席，我想... 我是... ...

THIS DEBATE AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CAN LET ME ASK MY QUESTION.

這場辯論，我希望你能讓我問我的問題。

>> Stephen: AND HE JUST KEPT DOING IT ALL NIGHT.

>> 史蒂芬：他只是不停地做了一整夜。

IT REMINDED WHEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN DEBATED A LEAF BLOWER.

這讓我想起了亞伯拉罕-林肯辯論花葉的時候。

>> MR. PRESIDENT, CAN YOU LET HIM FINISH, SIR?

>> 先生。主席先生，你能讓他說完嗎？

>> Stephen: TO WHICH MELANIA RESPONDED, "NO YOU WOULDN'T."

>> Stephen:梅蘭妮亞回答說："不，你不會的。"

IT'S NOT GREAT WHEN YOU HAVE TO SAY THE SAME THING TO THE

當你不得不對同一人說同樣的話時，這並不是一件好事。

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT YOU WOULD SHOUT AT A FRIEND

你會對朋友大喊大叫的美國總統。

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