I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT, AS IT SAYS ON THE BONE HERE.

我是你的主持人，斯蒂芬-科爾伯特，正如這裡的骨頭上所寫的那樣。

WELL, WE ARE LIVE, RIGHT THERE, AFTER THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL

好了，我們是活的，就在那裡， 在第一次總統後

DEBATE.

辯論：

TONIGHT WAS THE OPENING ROUND OF DONALD TRUMP VERSUS JOE BIDEN,

今晚是唐納德-特朗普對陣喬-比登的首輪比賽。

THE BATTLE OF THE BOOMERS, THE SHOWMAN JURIES THE JOE-MAN.

"BATTLE OF THE BOOMERS"，"SHOWMAN JURIES THE JOE -MAN"。

GET READY FOR DEMOCRACY TO CRUMBLE!

準備好迎接民主制度的崩潰!

I COME TO YOU TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AN EMPTY VESSEL,

女士們，先生們，今晚我來到你們面前的是一艘空船。

A MAN WITH A MIND WIPED CLEAN.

一個頭腦清醒的人。

I HAVE STOOD IN THE SWIRLING CHAOS OF CREATION.

我一直停留在創造的混亂中。

I HAVE SEEN SHIVA WIELDING HIS CARVINGS AGREEMENT GOUT OFT

我曾見過希瓦-威靈頓的雕刻協議在外面。

UNIVERSE.

UNIVERSE：

THE SKY ONCE RED, BLUE, AND BLACK UNTIL ALL THAT REMAINED

天空曾經是紅色、藍色和黑色的，直到所有剩下的。

WAS A STARLESS VOID AND THE HOLLOWED HUSK ONCE KNOWN AS

是一個無星的虛空和呼嚕呼嚕的鬍鬚，曾經被稱為。

CHRIS WALLACE.

CHRIS WALLACE.

WE ARE EMERGED FROM THE MAT WHIRLWIND WHERE WE FORBADE ON

我們從地墊旋風中出來了，在那裡我們放棄了。

THE GOVERNANCE OF GOD HIMSELF, AND HE SAID UNTO US, "JESUS,

祂對我們說："耶酥。

STOP INTERRUPTING HIM, YOU GIANT BABY!"

不要再打擾他了，你這個巨嬰！"

YES, TONIGHT SAW THE BEST MINDS OF OUR GENERATION DESTROYED BY

是的，今晚看到我們這一代人中最優秀的人被摧毀了

MADNESS STARVING HYSTERICAL, NAKED, DRAGGING THEMSELVES

瘋狂的飢渴症，赤身裸體，拖累自己

THROUGH THE STREETS AT DAWN, LOOKING FOR THE MUTE BUTTON.

穿過黎明的街道，尋找靜音按鈕。

FORGET FACT CHECKING THIS DEBATE.

忘記事實檢查這個辯論。

WE COULDN'T EVEN DO ANY SENTENCE FINDING!

我們甚至不能做任何感言的查找！

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO

我從來沒有想過我會說這句話，但我很期待。

THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

副總統辯論：

I MEAN, FOR PETE'S SAKE, CHILDREN WATCHED THAT!

我是說，看在上帝的份上，孩子們都看了！

I'M GLAD I'VE ALREADY HAD MY CHILDREN, BECAUSE I THINK JUST

我很高興我已經有了自己的孩子，因為我覺得只是...

WATCHING THAT STERILIZED ME.

看得我心驚肉跳。

BUT WHO KNOWS?

但誰知道呢？

WHO WHO KNOWS?

誰誰知道？

I CAN GET EMOTIONAL.

我可以得到情緒化。

MAYBE I'M A LITTLE OVERHEATED.

也許我有點過熱了。

LET'S SEE WHAT THE NEWS PROFESSIONALS HAD TO SAY ABOUT

讓我們來看看新聞專家們是怎麼說的吧

IT.

IT：

DANA BASH.

DANA BASH。

>> THAT WAS A ( BLEEP ) SHOW.

>> 這是一個（BLEEP）表演。

>> OKAY, OKAY.

>> 好的，好的。

THAT IS, FIRST OF ALL, AN INSULT TO BOTH SHOWS AND THE OTHER WORD

首先，這是對兩個節目和另一個詞的侮辱。

THAT I CAN'T SAY BECAUSE THIS IS CBS.

我不能說，因為這是哥倫比亞廣播公司。

IT'S NOT EXACTLY ACCURATE, BECAUSE AT LEAST AFTER A

這並不完全準確，因為至少在一個星期之後

90-MINUTE POOP, YOU GENERALLY FEEL BETTER.

90分鐘的大便，你一般會感覺更好。

( LAUGHTER ) OKAY...

（笑） 好吧... ...

OH!

哦！

LET'S GET TO THE COVERAGE.

讓我們來看看報道。

GOING INTO TONIGHT'S DEBATE, ANTICIPATION WAS A-BUB LIN'.

進入今晚的辯論，預測是A -BUB LIN'。

"THE NEW YORK TIMES" PREDICTED A CLASH OF STYLE AND IDEAS.

"紐約時報 "預言了一場時尚與理念的碰撞。

NO, BAD, "NEW YORK TIMES," BAD!

不，壞的，"紐約時報"，壞的!

STOP PRETENDING THAT ANY OF THIS IS NORMAL.

別再假裝這些都是正常的。

THEY'RE NOT EQUIVALENT CANDIDATES.

他們不是平等的候選人。

YOU DON'T SEE A GUY TRYING TO TAKE A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL AWAY

你沒看到有人想把莫洛托夫雞尾酒拿走嗎？

FROM A BABY AND SAY, "THAT'S A REAL CLASH OF STYLE AND IDEAS."

從一個嬰兒和說， "這是一個真正的衝突的風格和理念。"

BEFORE THE DEBATE STARTED, CHRIS WALLACE GAVE US A PREVIEW OF HIS

辯論開始前，克里斯-沃利斯給我們介紹了他的

MODERATION STRATEGY, SAYING, "MY JOB IS TO BE AS INVISIBLE AS

MODERATION STRATEGY，說："我的工作就是要儘可能地隱蔽起來。

POSSIBLE."

POSSIBLE。"

CHRIS, I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU TRYING TO BE INVISIBLE WOULDN'T

克里斯，我本可以告訴你，你要隱身的，不是嗎？

HELP.

幫助。

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN "THE LORD OF THE RINGS."

你沒看過《指環王》嗎？

>>> I THINK MY STRONGEST MAY BE BY FAR IS MY TEMPERAMENT.

>>> 我想我最強的可能是我的脾氣。

>> Stephen: NOW, BEFORE THINGS EVEN GOT STARTED, THE DIFFERENCE

>> Stephen:現在，在事情還沒有開始之前，差異就已經出現了。

IN THE CANDIDATES WAS CLEAR BECAUSE EVERYONE IN BIDEN'S SIDE

在候選人中是明確的，因為每個人都在比登的身邊。

OF THE HALL WAS WEARING A MASK.

大廳裡的人都戴著面具。

MOST OF THE PEOPLE ON TRUMP'S SIDE, INCLUDING HIS FOUR

大部分站在特朗普一邊的人，包括他的四名手下。

CHILDREN, WERE NOT WEARING MASKS.

孩子們，沒有戴著口罩。

AND ACCORDING TO THE CLEVELAND CLINIC, IT IS A REQUIREMENT THAT

根據克利夫蘭診所的規定，要求：

ALL GUESTS WEAR MASKS.

所有的客人都戴著口罩。

AND THAT'S NOT A MEDICAL REQUIREMENT.

而這不是一個醫療要求。

THE CLEVELAND CLINIC JUST DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ERIC'S

克利夫蘭診所只是不想看到埃裡克的。

MOUTH.

嘴。

PLUS, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN OVER VOTERS BY KILLING THEM.

而且，你不會通過殺他們來贏得選民的支持。

MOST POLLS SHOW THAT VOTERS DO NOT RESPOND WELL TO THEIR OWN

多數民調顯示，選民對自己的選情反應不佳。

DEATHS.

死亡：

CHRIS WALLACE OPENED BY LAYING OUT THE RULES FOR THE SPARSE

CHRIS WALLACE在開幕式上闡述了稀缺的規則。

AUDIENCE.

聽眾：

>> THE AUDIENCE HERE IN THE HALL HAS PROMISED TO REMAIN SILENT.

>>大廳裡的觀眾保證保持沉默。

>> Stephen: AND NOT JUST THE REPUBLICANS WHO HAVE BEEN

>> 斯蒂芬：不僅僅是共和黨人已經被。

COWARDS FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS.

過去四年來的懦夫。

EVEN THOUGH THE CANDIDATES DID NOT SHAKE HAND, THEY DID CHANGE

儘管候選人沒有握手，但他們還是改變了。

PLEASANTRIES.

PLEASANTRIES。

( APPLAUSE ) >> HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

( 掌聲 ) >> 你怎麼樣，夥計？

>> Stephen: TO WHICH TRUMP REPLIED, "I'M OKAY, HOW A ARE YU

>> Stephen:特朗普回答說："我沒事，你怎麼樣？

DOING MAN, PERSON, WOMAN, CAMERA, TV."

做人，做人，做女人，做攝影機，做電視。"

IT SEEMS PRETTY CLEAR FROM THE BEGINNING THAT TRUMP'S DEBATE

從一開始看來，特朗普的辯論似乎就很清楚了

STRATEGY WAS JUST TO TALK OVER EVERYONE.

策略是隻是說話的人。

>> LET ME ASK MY QUESTION.

>> 讓我問問我的問題。

>> I'LL ASK JOE.

>> 我去問喬。

THE INDIVIDUAL MANDATE WAS THE MOST UNPOPULAR--

個人授權是最不受歡迎的 --

>> MR. PRESIDENT, MR. PRESIDENT, I'D LIKE-- I'M THE MODERATOR OF

>> 先生。主席先生。主席，我想... 我是... ...

THIS DEBATE AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CAN LET ME ASK MY QUESTION.

這場辯論，我希望你能讓我問我的問題。

>> Stephen: AND HE JUST KEPT DOING IT ALL NIGHT.

>> 史蒂芬：他只是不停地做了一整夜。

IT REMINDED WHEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN DEBATED A LEAF BLOWER.

這讓我想起了亞伯拉罕-林肯辯論花葉的時候。

JOE BIDEN DID GET IN SOME ZINGERS.

喬-比登在一些刺客中得到了。

>> MR. PRESIDENT, CAN YOU LET HIM FINISH, SIR?

>> 先生。主席先生，你能讓他說完嗎？

>> HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.

>> 他不知道怎麼做。

>> Stephen: TO WHICH MELANIA RESPONDED, "NO YOU WOULDN'T."

>> Stephen:梅蘭妮亞回答說："不，你不會的。"

EVENTUALLY, BIDEN HAD JUST HAD IT.

事件中，比登只是有了它。

>> WELL YOU SHUT UP, MAN.

>> 你給我閉嘴，夥計。

.>> Stephen: NO, NO, HE WON'T.

.>>斯蒂芬:不，不，他不會的。

IMAGINE IF THAT WORKED!

想象一下，如果這工作！

IT'S NOT GREAT WHEN YOU HAVE TO SAY THE SAME THING TO THE

當你不得不對同一人說同樣的話時，這並不是一件好事。

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT YOU WOULD SHOUT AT A FRIEND

你會對朋友大喊大叫的美國總統。

WHO WON'T STOP RANTING ABOUT HOW VAN HALEN WAS ACTUALLY A BETTER

誰也不會停止嘮叨範哈倫如何實際上是一個更好的。

BAND WITH SAMMY HAGAR.

與SAMMY HAGAR的樂隊。

BIDEN TRIED TO HIGHLIGHT JUST HOW BAD TRUMP HAS BEEN ON THE

比登試圖強調特朗普對美國的態度有多糟糕。

CORONAVIRUS.

CORONAVIRUS：

>> AND, BY THE WAY, MAYBE YOU COULD INJECT SOME BLEACH IN YOUR

>> 順便說一下，也許你可以在你的

ARM AND THAT WOULD TAKE CARE OF IT.

手臂，這將採取照顧它。

>> THAT WAS SAID SARCASTICALLY AND YOU KNOW THAT.

>> 這話說得很諷刺，你知道的。

>> Stephen: IT WAS SARCASM, JUST LIKE MY OATH TO HOLD UP THE

>> Stephen:這是一種諷刺，就像我的誓言一樣，要守住它。

CONSTITUTION AND MY MARRIAGE VOWS.

憲法和我的結婚誓言：

I GUESS I'M JUST TOO HIP FOR THE ROOM.

我想我只是太年輕了，不適合這個房間。

THEN, THEN THINGS GOT A LITTLE PERSONAL.

然後，然後事情就變得有點個人化了。

>> A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED, AND A LOT MORE ARE GOING TO DIE UNLESS

>> 很多人死了，還有很多人將會死，除非... ...

HE GETS A LOT SMARTER A LOT QUICKER.

他變聰明瞭很多，變快了很多。

>> MR. PRESIDENT.

>> 先生。主席：

>> DID YOU USE THE WORD "SMART?" DON'T EVER USE THE WORD SMART

>> 你用過 "聰明 "這個詞嗎？ 從來沒有用過 "聰明 "這個詞嗎？

WITH ME.

和我一起。

DON'T EVER USE THAT WORD.

永遠不要使用這個詞。

>> Stephen: I CAN IMAGINE TRUMP IS NOT USED TO HEARING

>> 斯蒂芬: 我可以想象，特朗普不習慣聽到

THAT WORD AROUND HIM VERY MUCH.

這個詞圍繞著他非常多。

WALLACE TRIED TO PAINT THE DIFFERENCE IN THE TWO

華萊士試圖畫出兩個人的不同之處

CANDIDATES' CAMPAIGNING STYLES QUIRK.

候選人的競選風格怪異。

>> PRESIDENT TRUMP, YOU'RE HOLDING THE LARGE RALLIES WITH

>> 特朗普總統，你舉行的大型集會與。

CROWDS PACKED TOGETHER, THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.

擠在一起的人群，數以千計的人。

>> OUTSIDE.

>> 外圍。

>> OUTSIDE, YES, SIR, AGREED.

>> 外圍，是的，先生，同意。

VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN YOU ARE HOLDING MUCH SMALLER EVENTS.

比登副主席，你們舉辦的活動規模越來越小。

WHY YOU HOLDING THE BIG RALLIES, WHY YOU NOT?

你們為什麼要舉行大型集會，為什麼不舉行？

>> Sephen: WE ALREADY KNOW THE BIG RALLIES ARE BAD, CHRIS.

>> 我們已經知道大集會是壞事，克里斯。

THIS IS LIKE ASKING, "MR. PRESIDENT, YOU'RE TYING

這就好比問："先生，你是誰？主席，你在打

LADIES TO THE RAILROAD TRACKS AS THE CHOO-CHOO TRAINS ARE

女士們到鐵路軌道上，因為CHOO-CHOO火車是。

COMING."

來了。"

MR. BIDEN, WHY DID YOU GO WITH THE STRATEGY NOT KILLING YOUR

比登先生，你為什麼要採取不殺你的策略？

SUPPORTERS?

支持者？

HE TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT THE RALLIES ARE A HEALTH RISK.

他試圖解釋說，集會是一個健康風險。

>> HE'S NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

>> 他不擔心你。

>> NO NEGATIVE EFFECT.

>> NO NEGATIVE EFFECT.

WE'VE HAD 35, 40,000 PEOPLE AT THESE RALLY S.

我們已經有35，40000人在這些集會S。

>> Stephen: NO NEGATIVE EFFECT FROM YOUR RALLY POSITIVE

>> Stephen: 您的積極反彈不會帶來負面效應

UPON THAT'S AN INTERESTING POINT.

那是一個有趣的觀點。

HERMAN CANE, YOUR THOUGHTS?

HERMAN CANE，你的想法？

HERMAN CANE.

HERMAN CANE：

EVIDENTLY WE'RE HAVING CONNECTION ISSUES WITH THE GREAT

證據表明，我們有連接的問題與偉大的。

BEYOND.

BEYOND：

NOW, TRUMP LAMENTED THE DAMAGING EFFECTS OF THE LOCKDOIN.

現在，特朗普又把鎖頭案的破壞性影響進行了闡述。

>> YOU LOOK AT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH DIVORCE.

>> 你看看離婚後發生了什麼。

>> Stephen: "I MEAN EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, THERE ARE WIVES SAYING

>> 斯蒂芬: "我的意思是，無論你在哪裡看，都有妻子在說。

TO THEIR HUSBANDS,' DONALD THE SECOND YOU'RE OUT OF OFFICE I'M

"對他們的丈夫，"唐納德，你一離開辦公室，我...

LEAVING YOU AND YOUR UNSPEAKABLE BURGER FARTS.

離開你和你那難以啟齒的漢堡病。

WAR CRIME, SHE USED THE WORD WAR CRIME.

戰爭罪，她使用了戰爭罪這個詞。

SHE'S GOING TO DRAG MY ASS."

她要拖我的屁股。"

( LAUGHTER ) COME ON.

（笑）來吧。

YOU HAVE TO FIND YOUR HAPPINESS WHERE YOU CAN.

你必須在你能找到的地方找到你的幸福。

TRUMP BRAGGED ABOUT HOW HE'S RESCUED THE WIDE WORLD OF

特朗普吹噓自己如何拯救了世界上所有的人

SPORTS.

體育：

>> I'M THE ONE THAT BROUGHT BACK FOOTBALL.

>> 我是那個把足球帶回來的人。

>> Stephen: TO WHICH THE CLEVELAND BROWNS FANS SAID,

>> 斯蒂芬: 克利夫蘭布朗隊的球迷說：

"YEAH, WE'RE GOOD."

"是的，我們是好的。"

TRUMP THEN TRIED TO DEFEND PAYING SO LITTLE IN TAXES.

特朗普就試圖為繳納如此少的稅款辯護。

>> BEFORE I CAME HERE, I WAS A PRIVATE DEVELOPER.

>> 在我來這裡之前，我是一個私人發展商。

I WAS A PRIVATE BUSINESSPEOPLE.

我是一個私人企業的人。

>> I WAS A PRIVATE BUSINESSPEOPLE.

>> 我是一個私人企業的人。

IT WAS ME AND A BUNCH OF MES THAT I MADE UP FOR TAX

是我和一幫人編的稅單

WRITE-OFFS.

註銷：

THE PEOPLE.

人民：

THEN JOE, HE JUST GOT FED UP.

然後，喬，他就發狂了。

>> YOU ARE THE WORST PRESIDENT AMERICA HAS EVER HAD.

>> 你是美國有史以來最糟糕的總統。

>> Stephen: COME ON NOW, MR. VICE PRESIDENT.

>> Stephen:來吧，先生。副主席：

THAT'S NOT FAIR.

這是不公平的。

HE'S ALSO THE WORST PRESIDENT AMERICA WILL EVER HAVE.

他也是美國有史以來最糟糕的總統。

TRUMP TRIED TO HIT JOE WHERE IT HURT-- HIS RECORD.

特朗普試圖打喬的傷害的地方 - 他的記錄。

>> I'VE DONE MORE IN-- IN 47 MONTHS, I'VE DONE MORE THAN YOU

>> 我做的更多--47個月內，我做的比你多

HAVE DONE IN 47 YEARS, JOE.

47年來，喬。

>> Stephen: I, YOU KNOW,...

>> Stephen:我，你知道，...

THAT'S POSSIBLE.

這是有可能的。

>> I'VE DON BUT VOLUME ISN'T EVERYTHING.

>> 我已經做了，但音量不是一切。

THE NUCLEAR BOMB DID MORE IN HIROSHIMA IN ONE DAY THAN ANY

核彈一天之內在平島造成的損失比其他任何國家都要大。

POLITICIAN DID IN HISTORY, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME IT MIGHT HAVE

政治家在歷史上的所作所為，但有些事情告訴我，它可能有。

COST TRUMAN THE JAPANESE VOTE.

損失杜魯門日本人的選票。

THERE WAS AN INTERESTING MOMENT OF CIVILITY FROM BIDEN.

比登有一個有趣的文明時刻。

>> IT'S HARD TO GET ANYWHERE WORD IN WITH THIS CLOWN-- EXCUSE

>> "這隻小雞很難有什麼話可說... ..." "請原諒

ME.

我。

>> Stephen: IT'S A GOOD THING JOE CORRECTED HIMSELF.

>> 史蒂芬：好在喬糾正了自己的錯誤。

HE WOULDN'T WANT TO LOSE THE CLOWN VOTE.

他不想失去黃牛的選票。

IT'S ALSO NOT ACCURATE.

這也是不準確的。

IF TRUMP WAS A CLOWN, HE WOULD HAVE A MUCH MORE PROFESSIONAL

如果特朗普是個小丑，他就會有一個更專業的。

FACE PAINT.

臉部彩繪：

THEN CHRIS WALLACE ANNOUNCED HE WAS GOING TO ASK A QUESTION

然後，克里斯-瓦利斯宣佈他要問一個問題。

ABOUT RACE.

關於種族。

>> WE'RE GOING TO GO TO THE NEXT SEGMENT.

>> 我們要去下一個環節了。

I'M GOING TO ASK A QUESTION ABOUT RACE, BUT IF YOU WANT TO

我要問一個關於種族的問題，但如果你想問的話

ANSWER ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, GO AHEAD.

關於其他事情的回答，先走吧。

>> Stephen: CHRIS WALLACE, RESTATING AMERICA'S OFFICIAL

>> Stephen: CHRIS WALLACE,重述美國的官方說法。

POSITION ON RACISM.

關於種族主義的立場：

THEN WE ARRIVED AT ONE OF THE MOST TELLING, ONE OF THE MOST

然後，我們來到了最有說服力的一個地方，最重要的一個地方。

UPSETTING MOMENTS NOT ONLY OF THE NIGHT BUT OF MY LIFETIME,

驚心動魄的時刻，不僅是夜晚的，也是我一生的。

WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS ASKED SIMPLY TO

當美國總統被簡單地要求：

CONDEMN WHITE SUPREMACY.

譴責白人至上主義；

>> ARE YOU WILLING TONIGHT TO CONDEMN WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND

>> 今晚你是否願意譴責白人至上主義者和...

MILITIA GROUPS.

民兵團體：

>> I'M WILLING TO DO ANYTHING.

>> 我願意做任何事情。

I WANT TO SEE PEACE.

我想看到和平。

>> THEN DO IT, SIR.

>> 那就動手吧，先生。

>> DO IT, SAY THEM.

>> 做吧，說吧。

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CALL THEM?

>> 你想叫他們什麼？

GIVE ME A NAME.

給我一個名字。

>> WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND MILITIA.

>> 白人至上主義者和軍團。

>> STAND BACK AND STAND BY.

>> 站在後面，站在旁邊。

>> Stephen: DIDN'T DO IT.

>> Stephen:沒有做到這一點。

"I DON'T SUPPORT WHITE SUPREMACISTS.

"我不支持白人至上主義者。

I JUST COMMAND THEM.

我只是命令他們。

LIKE A DOG.

像一隻狗一樣。

THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT THIS SHINY DOG WHISTLE.

THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT THIS SHINY DOG WHISTLE.

PROUD BOYS!

驕傲的男孩！

PROUD BOYS!

驕傲的男孩！

STAND BACK.

退後

SIT.

SIT.

WHO'S A PROUD BOY?

誰是一個驕傲的男孩？

YOU'RE A PROUD BOY."

你是一個驕傲的男孩。"

ON FOREIGN AFFAIRS, BIDEN SAID TRUMP WASN'T AN ATTACK DOG.

關於外交事務，比登說特朗普不是攻擊犬。

HE WAS A LAP DOG.

他是一隻寵物狗。

>> HE'S PUTIN'S PUPPY.

>> 他是普京的小弟。

HE STILL REFUSES TO SAY ANYTHING TO PUTIN ABOUT THE BOUNTY ON THE

他仍然拒絕對普京說任何關於監獄的事情。

HEADS OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS.

美國士兵的頭。

>> Stephen: "THAT'S NOT TRUE.

>> 史蒂芬："那不是真的。

I'M NOT HIS PUPPY.

我不是他的小狗。

I'M HIS B.F.F..

我是他的B. F. F.

TRUMP EXPLAINED THE MASSIVE FOREST FIRES IN CALIFORNIA

特朗普解釋加州大規模森林火災的原因

AREN'T CLIMATE CHANGE'S FAULT.

不是氣候變化的錯。

>> THE FOREST FLOORS ARE LOADED UP WITH TREES, DEAD TREES THAT

>> 樹林裡堆滿了樹，死樹，這是個好地方

ARE YEARS OLD, AND THEY'RE LIKE TIRND.

是歲，他們就像TIRND。

>> Stephen: "THEY'RE LIKE TIRND.

>> Stephen: "THEY REIKE TIRND.

YOU SWIPE RIGHT, YOU SWIPE LEFT, EITHER WAY, TOTAL SMOKE SHOW,

你向右滑動，你向左滑動，無論是哪種方式，總的煙霧秀。

AND THEY ARE D.T.F.-- DOWN TO FOREST FIRE."

而他們是D. T. F. - 下降到森林火災。"

AFTER ONE PARTICULARLY LONG TRUMP SPITTLE-FILLED BLATHER,

在經歷了一次特別長的特朗普滿嘴噴糞之後，

CHRIS WALLACE TRIED TO GET THINGS BACK ON TRACK.

CHRIS WALLACE試圖讓事情回到正軌。

>> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, ANSWERED HIS FINAL QUESTION.

>> 先生。副主席，回答他的最後一個問題。

>> THE FINAL QUESTION IS-- I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH OF ALL HIS

>> 最後一個問題是 -- 我不記得他的哪些作品了。

RANTINGS.

咆哮。

>> I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE MYSELF.

>> 我自己也有點小麻煩。

>> Stephen: IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE WE ARE FACING THE MOST

>> 史蒂芬：這很有趣，因為我們面對的是最大的問題。

IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIMES AND WE'RE LETTING THE

我們一生中最重要的選舉，我們要讓我們的孩子們知道。

IDIOT WHO SHOUTS THE LOUDEST DECIDE WHAT WE TALK ABOUT.

誰喊得最大聲，誰就能決定我們的話題。

NOW, TRUMP ENDED UP GINNING UP FEARS ABOUT THE NEXT ELECTION.

現在，特朗普又對下一次選舉產生了恐懼。

>> THIS IS GOING TO BE A FRAUD LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.

>> 這將是一個騙局，你從來沒有見過。