CAN YOU HEAR ME?

你能聽到我嗎？

CAN EVERYONE HEAR ME?

大家能聽到我說話嗎？

HOW DO I KNOW IF I'M MUTED?

我怎麼知道我是否被靜音了？

>> JAMES: WE CAN HEAR YOU.

>> 我們能聽到你。

>> GREAT.

>> 太好了。

SO, LOOK, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.

所以，看，謝謝你來這裡。

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.

我不知道該從哪裡開始。

WHAT HAPPENED, GUYS?

發生了什麼事，夥計們？

>> I'M SHELL SHOCKED.

>> 我很震驚。

>> TOTALLY.

>>完全是。

SHELL SHOCKED.

SHELL SHOCKED。

>> JAMES: I AM ALSO SHELL SHOCKED.

>> 我也很震驚。

>> I'M SUPER DUPER, SUPER DUPER SHELL SHOCKED.

>> 我是超級笨蛋，超級笨蛋震驚。

>> THERE'S A GLOBAL PANDEMIC, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE WORKING

>> 全球性的大恐慌，幾百萬人在工作。

FROM HOME AND WE DROPPED THE BALL.

從家裡，我們丟了球。

THIS SHOULD BE OUR MOMENT.

THIS SHOULD BE OUR MOMENT.

WHAT HAPPENED?

發生了什麼？

>> I... NO IDEA.

>> I...不知道。

>> JAMES: IT'S LIKE... 2020, MAN.

>> 這就像... ...2020年，曼。

YOU KNOW?

你知道嗎？

>> WE ARE SKYPE, PEOPLE!

>> 我們是SKYPE，PEOPLE！

SKYPE!

SKYPE！

AS RECENTLY AS FEBRUARY, WE WERE A VERB!

最近在2月，我們是一個動詞!

WE WERE THE THING.

我們是那個東西。

"HEY, ARE YOU COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?"

"嘿，你要來參加我的生日派對嗎？"

"I CAN'T, I'M IN JOSHUA TREE WITH MY AUNT, BUT I CAN SKYPE

"我不能，我在喬舒亞樹與我的姑姑，但我可以打電話。

IN."

IN。"

"OH, EVEN BETTER."

"哦，甚至更好。"

WHERE DID THAT GO?

哪裡去了？

>> JAMES: I THINK IT WAS-- >> NO, DON'T YOU SAY IT.

>> 我想它是 -- >> 不，你不要說了。

>> OH, YOU MEAN, Z-- >> DON'T YOU DARE SAY, "ZOOM."

>> 哦，你的意思是，Z - ->>你敢說，"ZOOM"。

>> JAMES: IT'S JUST REALLY HARD TO ANSWER THAT WITHOUT SAYING

>> 這只是很難回答，而不說。

ZOOM.

ZOOM。

I MEAN, EVERYONE LOVES ZOOM.

我的意思是，每個人都喜歡ZOOM。

ZOOM MEETINGS.

ZOOM會議：

>> ZOOM TRIVIA NIGHTS.

>> ZOOM TRIVIA NIGHTS.

>> ZOOM HAPPY HOURS.

>> ZOOM HAPPY HOURS。

>> ZOOM COURT HEARINGS TO GET CUSTODY OVER YOUR GOLDENDOODLE

>> 縮放法庭聽證會，以獲得對你的金毛犬的監護權。

"MUGSY" FROM YOUR WORTHLESS EX-FIANCE, STUART.

"MUGSY "從你的不值錢的前男友，斯圖爾特。

UGH, ZOOM'S THE WORST.

UGH，ZOOM是最糟糕的。

>> JAMES: HONESTLY, VIDEO CHAT SHOULDN'T BE EASY.

>> 老實說，視頻哈拉並不容易。

IF IT DOESN'T TAKE AT LEAST 25 MINUTES TO SET-UP, I'M NOT

如果它不需要至少25分鐘的設置，我不。

INTERESTED.

有興趣的。

I DON'T TRUST IT.

我不相信它。

>> LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ZOOM IS.

>> 就像，我甚至不知道什麼ZOOM是。

WHAT IS THAT, LIKE A VENGA BOYS SONG?

那是什麼，LIKE A VENGA BOYS SONG？

>> NO, IT'S THE COMPANY THAT'S BEATING US IN EVERY SINGLE

>> 不，是公司在每一個環節上都在打敗我們。

NON-GRANDMOTHER-RELATED DEMOGRAPHIC!

不與祖母有關的人口統計！

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

我不明白它。

WHAT HAVE THEY GOT THAT WE DON'T?

他們有什麼我們沒有的？

>> IT'S INEXPLICABLE.

>> 它是不可分割的。

>> WELL, IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING!

>> 好吧，它必須是一個東西！

>> JAMES: TREVOR?

>> 特雷弗爾？

TREVOR...

TREVOR...

TREVOR.

TREVOR.

TREV!

TREV!

I THINK HE'S FROZEN.

我想他已經凍僵了。

>> HUH?

>> 咦？

OH, NO, SORRY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE VENGA BOYS.

哦，不，對不起，我想的是VENGA男孩。

I'VE GOT NOTHING.

我什麼都沒有。

>> IF I CAN JUMP IN HERE, ZOOM DOES HAVE SOME PRETTY COOL

>> 如果我可以在這裡跳進去，ZOOM確實有一些非常酷的。

FEATURES.

特點：

I MEAN, NOT COOL, I PERSONALLY HATE THEM, BUT, LIKE, YOU CAN

我的意思是，不冷靜，我個人討厭他們，但是，喜歡，你可以。

CHANGE YOUR BACKGROUND.

改變你的背景。

>> YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR BACKGROUND WITH SKYPE!

>> 你可以用SKYPE改變你的背景!

WATCH!

看！

THERE!

在那裡！

NEW BACKGROUND!

新的背景!

>> JAMES: YOU JUST GOT UP AND MOVED YOUR COMPUTER.

>> 你剛剛起床，移動你的電腦。

>> YEAH, EXACTLY.

>> 是的，正是如此。

I SWITCHED BACKGROUNDS.

我轉換了背景。

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

有什麼問題？

>> JAMES: OKAY, BUT IF YOU WANT A TROPICAL ISLAND AS YOUR

>> 好的，但如果你想用熱帶島嶼作為你的生活環境

BACKGROUND, YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY FLY TO A TROPICAL ISLAND.

背景，你必須真正飛到一個熱帶島嶼。

>> DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A PROBLEM TO ME!

>> 在我聽來不像是一個問題!

>> JAMES: WHERE'S OUR HEAD OF MARKETING?

>> 我們的營銷主管在哪裡？

HE SHOULD BE ALL OVER THIS.

他應該是在這一切。

HAS ANYONE SEEN LOUIS?

有人見過路易斯嗎？

>> HE SHOULD BE HERE.

>> 他應該在這裡。

LET ME TEXT HIM.

讓我給他發短信。

>> SORRY, I HAD THE WRONG ZOOM ROOM-- NOT ZOOM ROOM, I MEAN,

>> 對不起，我拿錯了縮放室 -- 不是縮放室，我是說。

SKYPE ROOM...

SKYPE房間...

>> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS THE PROBLEM!

>> 哦，我的上帝，這就是問題所在！

>> EXACTLY.

>> 正是如此。

SKYPE DOESN'T RHYME WITH ROOM.

SKYPE不與房間押韻。

>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

>> 這不是我說的！

>> WHAT IF WE ADDED A CHAT FEATURE?

>> 如果我們增加一個哈拉功能呢？

>> ZOOM HAS IT.

>> ZOOM HAS IT。

>> RECORDING?

>> 錄製?

>> ZOOM HAS IT.

>> ZOOM HAS IT。

>> JAMES: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ZOOM DOESN'T HAVE.

>> 我會告訴你什麼是ZOOM沒有的。

THEY DON'T HAVE A FUNKY LITTLE JINGLE.

他們沒有一個有趣的小鈴鐺。

DO YOU HEAR A FUNKY LITTLE JINGLE WHEN YOU ZOOM SOMEONE?

當你放大某人時，你是否聽到了有趣的小叮噹聲？

YOU DON'T HEAR A FUNKY LITTLE JINGLE.

你沒有聽到一個有趣的小鈴鐺。

PLAY OUR FUNKY LITTLE JINGLE.

播放我們的FUNKY LITTLE JINGLE。

(SKYPE JINGLE) YAY!

(SKYPE JINGLE) YAY!

>> I LOVE THAT SONG.

>> 我喜歡這首歌。

>> IT HONESTLY SAVED MY LIFE.

>> 它真誠地拯救了我的生命。

>> IT'S SO GOOD.

>> 它是如此的好。

(EVERYONE SINGING SKYPE JINGLE) >> GUYS, STOP, STOP.

（大家都在唱SKYPE鈴聲） >> 夥計們，停止，停止。

THIS IS TERRIBLE.

這是可怕的。

THIS IS THE WORST YEAR EVER.

這是有史以來最糟糕的一年。

NO ONE'S NAME HAS TAKEN A HARDER HIT THAN US.

沒有人的名字比我們更受打擊。

>> NOBODY?

>> NOBODY?

>> OH.

>> OH.

YEAH.

是的。

SORRY KAREN.

對不起，卡倫。

EXCEPT YOU.

除了你。

>> SORRY, KAREN.

>> 對不起，KAREN。

>> I'M SO SORRY, KAREN.

>> 我很抱歉，卡倫。

ARE YOU DOING OKAY?

你還好嗎？

>> I CAN'T COMPLAIN.

>> 我不能抱怨。

LITERALLY, I CAN'T COMPLAIN, EVER AGAIN.

真的，我不能再抱怨了，再也不能了。

>> ALRIGHT EVERYONE, FOCUS.

>> 好吧EVERYONE，焦點。

HOW DO WE WIN BACK THE HEARTS AND THE SCREENS OF AMERICA?

我們如何挽回美國人的心和螢幕？

>> OKAY, WHAT DOES EVERYONE LOVE?

>> 好了，大家都喜歡什麼？

FREE STUFF AND VACATIONS.

免費的東西和假期。

>> JAMES: YES.

>> 是的。

>> SO WHAT IF EVERY TIME SOMEBODY NEW SIGNS UP FOR

>> 如果每次有新的人註冊了呢？

SKYPE...

SKYPE...

>> JAMES: YES.

>> 是的。

>> -- THEY'RE ENTERED INTO A RAFFLE TO WIN A FREE VACATION...

>> -- 他們參加抽獎贏取免費假期... ...

>> JAMES: LOVE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS.

>> 愛你要去的地方與此。

>> ON A CARNIVAL CRUISE.

>> 在一次狂歡之旅。

WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.

哇，哇，等待。

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

讓我得到這個直。

YOU'RE SAYING THE WAY TO SAVE SKYPE DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC

你說的是在全球大恐慌期間拯救SKYPE的方法。

IS TO GIVE OUR CUSTOMERS FREE TRIPS ON A CRUISE SHIP?

是為了給我們的客戶提供免費的郵輪旅行？

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> THAT'S GENIUS!

>> 那是天才！

LET'S GET THE CONTRACT GOING.

讓我們的合同開始吧。

I GOTTA JUMP OFF.

高塔跳脫。

I HAVE A ZOOM WORKOUT WITH MY TRAINER IN FIVE, THEN I GOTTA

我5分鐘後要和我的教練做一次ZOOM訓練，然後我就得走了。

FACETIME MY KIDS.

FACETIME MY KIDS.

MEETING ADJOURNED!

會議結束！

WE'RE BACK, BABY!

我們回來了，寶貝！

(CHEERS) >> James: WE'RE BACK, BABY,

（歡呼聲） >> 詹姆斯：我們回來了，寶貝。

YEAH!

是啊！

GREAT MEETING, GUYS.

偉大的會議，夥計們。

>> HOW TO I GET OUT OF HERE.

>> 我怎麼才能離開這裡。

STILL SEE ME?

還能看到我嗎？

IS IT LIKE A HOAX?

它像一個騙局嗎？

>> James: IT'S A MEETING.

>> 詹姆斯。這是一個會議。

LET'S END THE MEETING.

讓我們結束會議。

( TALKING AT THE SAME TIME ) >> James: HOST.

（在同一時間談話） >> 詹姆斯：主持人：

THE HOST HAS TO END THE MEETING!

主持人必須結束會議！