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  • >> OKAY, THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING

    >> 好了,謝謝大家的加入。

  • CAN YOU HEAR ME?

    你能聽到我嗎?

  • CAN EVERYONE HEAR ME?

    大家能聽到我說話嗎?

  • HOW DO I KNOW IF I'M MUTED?

    我怎麼知道我是否被靜音了?

  • >> JAMES: WE CAN HEAR YOU.

    >> 我們能聽到你。

  • >> GREAT.

    >> 太好了。

  • SO, LOOK, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.

    所以,看,謝謝你來這裡。

  • I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.

    我不知道該從哪裡開始。

  • WHAT HAPPENED, GUYS?

    發生了什麼事,夥計們?

  • >> I'M SHELL SHOCKED.

    >> 我很震驚。

  • >> TOTALLY.

    >>完全是。

  • SHELL SHOCKED.

    SHELL SHOCKED。

  • >> JAMES: I AM ALSO SHELL SHOCKED.

    >> 我也很震驚。

  • >> I'M SUPER DUPER, SUPER DUPER SHELL SHOCKED.

    >> 我是超級笨蛋,超級笨蛋震驚。

  • >> THERE'S A GLOBAL PANDEMIC, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE WORKING

    >> 全球性的大恐慌,幾百萬人在工作。

  • FROM HOME AND WE DROPPED THE BALL.

    從家裡,我們丟了球。

  • THIS SHOULD BE OUR MOMENT.

    THIS SHOULD BE OUR MOMENT.

  • WHAT HAPPENED?

    發生了什麼?

  • >> I... NO IDEA.

    >> I...不知道。

  • >> JAMES: IT'S LIKE... 2020, MAN.

    >> 這就像... ...2020年,曼。

  • YOU KNOW?

    你知道嗎?

  • >> WE ARE SKYPE, PEOPLE!

    >> 我們是SKYPE,PEOPLE!

  • SKYPE!

    SKYPE!

  • AS RECENTLY AS FEBRUARY, WE WERE A VERB!

    最近在2月,我們是一個動詞!

  • WE WERE THE THING.

    我們是那個東西。

  • "HEY, ARE YOU COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?"

    "嘿,你要來參加我的生日派對嗎?"

  • "I CAN'T, I'M IN JOSHUA TREE WITH MY AUNT, BUT I CAN SKYPE

    "我不能,我在喬舒亞樹與我的姑姑,但我可以打電話。

  • IN."

    IN。"

  • "OH, EVEN BETTER."

    "哦,甚至更好。"

  • WHERE DID THAT GO?

    哪裡去了?

  • >> JAMES: I THINK IT WAS-- >> NO, DON'T YOU SAY IT.

    >> 我想它是 -- >> 不,你不要說了。

  • >> OH, YOU MEAN, Z-- >> DON'T YOU DARE SAY, "ZOOM."

    >> 哦,你的意思是,Z - ->>你敢說,"ZOOM"。

  • >> JAMES: IT'S JUST REALLY HARD TO ANSWER THAT WITHOUT SAYING

    >> 這只是很難回答,而不說。

  • ZOOM.

    ZOOM。

  • I MEAN, EVERYONE LOVES ZOOM.

    我的意思是,每個人都喜歡ZOOM。

  • ZOOM MEETINGS.

    ZOOM會議:

  • >> ZOOM TRIVIA NIGHTS.

    >> ZOOM TRIVIA NIGHTS.

  • >> ZOOM HAPPY HOURS.

    >> ZOOM HAPPY HOURS。

  • >> ZOOM COURT HEARINGS TO GET CUSTODY OVER YOUR GOLDENDOODLE

    >> 縮放法庭聽證會,以獲得對你的金毛犬的監護權。

  • "MUGSY" FROM YOUR WORTHLESS EX-FIANCE, STUART.

    "MUGSY "從你的不值錢的前男友,斯圖爾特。

  • UGH, ZOOM'S THE WORST.

    UGH,ZOOM是最糟糕的。

  • >> JAMES: HONESTLY, VIDEO CHAT SHOULDN'T BE EASY.

    >> 老實說,視頻哈拉並不容易。

  • IF IT DOESN'T TAKE AT LEAST 25 MINUTES TO SET-UP, I'M NOT

    如果它不需要至少25分鐘的設置,我不。

  • INTERESTED.

    有興趣的。

  • I DON'T TRUST IT.

    我不相信它。

  • >> LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ZOOM IS.

    >> 就像,我甚至不知道什麼ZOOM是。

  • WHAT IS THAT, LIKE A VENGA BOYS SONG?

    那是什麼,LIKE A VENGA BOYS SONG?

  • >> NO, IT'S THE COMPANY THAT'S BEATING US IN EVERY SINGLE

    >> 不,是公司在每一個環節上都在打敗我們。

  • NON-GRANDMOTHER-RELATED DEMOGRAPHIC!

    不與祖母有關的人口統計!

  • I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

    我不明白它。

  • WHAT HAVE THEY GOT THAT WE DON'T?

    他們有什麼我們沒有的?

  • >> IT'S INEXPLICABLE.

    >> 它是不可分割的。

  • >> WELL, IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING!

    >> 好吧,它必須是一個東西!

  • >> JAMES: TREVOR?

    >> 特雷弗爾?

  • TREVOR...

    TREVOR...

  • TREVOR.

    TREVOR.

  • TREV!

    TREV!

  • I THINK HE'S FROZEN.

    我想他已經凍僵了。

  • >> HUH?

    >> 咦?

  • OH, NO, SORRY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE VENGA BOYS.

    哦,不,對不起,我想的是VENGA男孩。

  • I'VE GOT NOTHING.

    我什麼都沒有。

  • >> IF I CAN JUMP IN HERE, ZOOM DOES HAVE SOME PRETTY COOL

    >> 如果我可以在這裡跳進去,ZOOM確實有一些非常酷的。

  • FEATURES.

    特點:

  • I MEAN, NOT COOL, I PERSONALLY HATE THEM, BUT, LIKE, YOU CAN

    我的意思是,不冷靜,我個人討厭他們,但是,喜歡,你可以。

  • CHANGE YOUR BACKGROUND.

    改變你的背景。

  • >> YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR BACKGROUND WITH SKYPE!

    >> 你可以用SKYPE改變你的背景!

  • WATCH!

    看!

  • THERE!

    在那裡!

  • NEW BACKGROUND!

    新的背景!

  • >> JAMES: YOU JUST GOT UP AND MOVED YOUR COMPUTER.

    >> 你剛剛起床,移動你的電腦。

  • >> YEAH, EXACTLY.

    >> 是的,正是如此。

  • I SWITCHED BACKGROUNDS.

    我轉換了背景。

  • WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

    有什麼問題?

  • >> JAMES: OKAY, BUT IF YOU WANT A TROPICAL ISLAND AS YOUR

    >> 好的,但如果你想用熱帶島嶼作為你的生活環境

  • BACKGROUND, YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY FLY TO A TROPICAL ISLAND.

    背景,你必須真正飛到一個熱帶島嶼。

  • >> DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A PROBLEM TO ME!

    >> 在我聽來不像是一個問題!

  • >> JAMES: WHERE'S OUR HEAD OF MARKETING?

    >> 我們的營銷主管在哪裡?

  • HE SHOULD BE ALL OVER THIS.

    他應該是在這一切。

  • HAS ANYONE SEEN LOUIS?

    有人見過路易斯嗎?

  • >> HE SHOULD BE HERE.

    >> 他應該在這裡。

  • LET ME TEXT HIM.

    讓我給他發短信。

  • >> SORRY, I HAD THE WRONG ZOOM ROOM-- NOT ZOOM ROOM, I MEAN,

    >> 對不起,我拿錯了縮放室 -- 不是縮放室,我是說。

  • SKYPE ROOM...

    SKYPE房間...

  • >> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS THE PROBLEM!

    >> 哦,我的上帝,這就是問題所在!

  • >> EXACTLY.

    >> 正是如此。

  • SKYPE DOESN'T RHYME WITH ROOM.

    SKYPE不與房間押韻。

  • >> THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

    >> 這不是我說的!

  • >> WHAT IF WE ADDED A CHAT FEATURE?

    >> 如果我們增加一個哈拉功能呢?

  • >> ZOOM HAS IT.

    >> ZOOM HAS IT。

  • >> RECORDING?

    >> 錄製?

  • >> ZOOM HAS IT.

    >> ZOOM HAS IT。

  • >> JAMES: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ZOOM DOESN'T HAVE.

    >> 我會告訴你什麼是ZOOM沒有的。

  • THEY DON'T HAVE A FUNKY LITTLE JINGLE.

    他們沒有一個有趣的小鈴鐺。

  • DO YOU HEAR A FUNKY LITTLE JINGLE WHEN YOU ZOOM SOMEONE?

    當你放大某人時,你是否聽到了有趣的小叮噹聲?

  • YOU DON'T HEAR A FUNKY LITTLE JINGLE.

    你沒有聽到一個有趣的小鈴鐺。

  • PLAY OUR FUNKY LITTLE JINGLE.

    播放我們的FUNKY LITTLE JINGLE。

  • (SKYPE JINGLE) YAY!

    (SKYPE JINGLE) YAY!

  • >> I LOVE THAT SONG.

    >> 我喜歡這首歌。

  • >> IT HONESTLY SAVED MY LIFE.

    >> 它真誠地拯救了我的生命。

  • >> IT'S SO GOOD.

    >> 它是如此的好。

  • (EVERYONE SINGING SKYPE JINGLE) >> GUYS, STOP, STOP.

    (大家都在唱SKYPE鈴聲) >> 夥計們,停止,停止。

  • THIS IS TERRIBLE.

    這是可怕的。

  • THIS IS THE WORST YEAR EVER.

    這是有史以來最糟糕的一年。

  • NO ONE'S NAME HAS TAKEN A HARDER HIT THAN US.

    沒有人的名字比我們更受打擊。

  • >> NOBODY?

    >> NOBODY?

  • >> OH.

    >> OH.

  • YEAH.

    是的。

  • SORRY KAREN.

    對不起,卡倫。

  • EXCEPT YOU.

    除了你。

  • >> SORRY, KAREN.

    >> 對不起,KAREN。

  • >> I'M SO SORRY, KAREN.

    >> 我很抱歉,卡倫。

  • ARE YOU DOING OKAY?

    你還好嗎?

  • >> I CAN'T COMPLAIN.

    >> 我不能抱怨。

  • LITERALLY, I CAN'T COMPLAIN, EVER AGAIN.

    真的,我不能再抱怨了,再也不能了。

  • >> ALRIGHT EVERYONE, FOCUS.

    >> 好吧EVERYONE,焦點。

  • HOW DO WE WIN BACK THE HEARTS AND THE SCREENS OF AMERICA?

    我們如何挽回美國人的心和螢幕?

  • >> OKAY, WHAT DOES EVERYONE LOVE?

    >> 好了,大家都喜歡什麼?

  • FREE STUFF AND VACATIONS.

    免費的東西和假期。

  • >> JAMES: YES.

    >> 是的。

  • >> SO WHAT IF EVERY TIME SOMEBODY NEW SIGNS UP FOR

    >> 如果每次有新的人註冊了呢?

  • SKYPE...

    SKYPE...

  • >> JAMES: YES.

    >> 是的。

  • >> -- THEY'RE ENTERED INTO A RAFFLE TO WIN A FREE VACATION...

    >> -- 他們參加抽獎贏取免費假期... ...

  • >> JAMES: LOVE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS.

    >> 愛你要去的地方與此。

  • >> ON A CARNIVAL CRUISE.

    >> 在一次狂歡之旅。

  • WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.

    哇,哇,等待。

  • LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

    讓我得到這個直。

  • YOU'RE SAYING THE WAY TO SAVE SKYPE DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC

    你說的是在全球大恐慌期間拯救SKYPE的方法。

  • IS TO GIVE OUR CUSTOMERS FREE TRIPS ON A CRUISE SHIP?

    是為了給我們的客戶提供免費的郵輪旅行?

  • >> YES.

    >> 是。

  • >> THAT'S GENIUS!

    >> 那是天才!

  • LET'S GET THE CONTRACT GOING.

    讓我們的合同開始吧。

  • I GOTTA JUMP OFF.

    高塔跳脫。

  • I HAVE A ZOOM WORKOUT WITH MY TRAINER IN FIVE, THEN I GOTTA

    我5分鐘後要和我的教練做一次ZOOM訓練,然後我就得走了。

  • FACETIME MY KIDS.

    FACETIME MY KIDS.

  • MEETING ADJOURNED!

    會議結束!

  • WE'RE BACK, BABY!

    我們回來了,寶貝!

  • (CHEERS) >> James: WE'RE BACK, BABY,

    (歡呼聲) >> 詹姆斯:我們回來了,寶貝。

  • YEAH!

    是啊!

  • GREAT MEETING, GUYS.

    偉大的會議,夥計們。

  • >> HOW TO I GET OUT OF HERE.

    >> 我怎麼才能離開這裡。

  • STILL SEE ME?

    還能看到我嗎?

  • IS IT LIKE A HOAX?

    它像一個騙局嗎?

  • >> James: IT'S A MEETING.

    >> 詹姆斯。這是一個會議。

  • LET'S END THE MEETING.

    讓我們結束會議。

  • ( TALKING AT THE SAME TIME ) >> James: HOST.

    (在同一時間談話) >> 詹姆斯:主持人:

  • THE HOST HAS TO END THE MEETING!

    主持人必須結束會議!

>> OKAY, THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING

>> 好了,謝謝大家的加入。

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