Come on!

不是吧！

Aaaagh!

啊啊啊！

I'm just a janitor.

我只是一個守門人

You look like a smart boy. How'd you like a job?

你看起來像個聰明人 想要幫我做事嗎?

Um... sure.

呃...當然

Excellent! Then you could start by grabbing that sword.

優秀！那麼你可以從拿著那把劍開始

Right away!

馬上！

It's kind of the key to this whole thing, so I wouldn't want to leave it behind to get stolen.

這是整個事情的關鍵 所以我可不想留下來被偷走

Awe poop!

噢...賽啦！

Go! Now!

走！現在！

Don't worry everyone!

大家別擔心

This is just a minor set back.

這只是一個小小的挫敗

All we need to do is extricate ourselves free from this ginormous spear here.

我們所需要做的就是擺脫這個巨大的矛

And then we can get back to escaping.

然後我們可以繼續逃跑

For Asgard!

為了阿斯嘉！

Oh no. The ship has perished.

糟糕 這艘船完蛋了

It looks like we're all gonna die here.

看起來我們都會死在這裡

Sorry everyone. The revolution has ended.

對不起各位 革命已經結束

Aaagh! Hela!

啊！海拉！

Come on!

不是吧！

Mwahahahahaha!

哈哈哈哈哈

It's over, brother!

結束了 兄弟

Your lightening and Led Zeppelin have failed!

你的閃電和齊柏林飛艇失敗了！

Hmm?

嗯？

You can't defeat me!

你沒辦法打敗我！

No I can't.

不，我不能

But he can!

但他可以！

Uh... I said...

呃...我說...

But he can!

但他可以！

Um... Thor?

呃...索爾？

I'm sorry brother!

我很抱歉兄弟！

But you know I can't be trusted!

但是你知道我不能被信任！

Son of a...

你這...

Ice Giant!

冰霜巨人養的！

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！

So I left them all, and got the heck out of there!

所以我把他們全部留下 然後離開那個鬼地方！

Hahahahaha!

哈哈哈哈哈！

And then what happened?

然後發生了什麼事？

And then I defeated all of them!

然後我打敗了他們所有人！

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

And I took the tesseract!

我還拿走了宇宙魔方！

OH SNAP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

噢夠狠！ 哈哈哈哈哈哈！

Finally!

終於！

I'll take that thanks!

這是我的了

Now...

現在...

Let's get this party started.

我們讓這個派對開始吧

Hey! How you doin?

嘿！妳好嗎？

Someone's lookin... Hela fine!

這裡有位很讚的死亡女神呢

Ugh!

痾!

You can't defeat me!

你沒辦法打敗我！

No I can't.

不，我不能

But she can!

但是她可以！

Wow. Those things are ridiculously powerful.

哇 這些東西真的強的很誇張欸

Mmm hmm.

嗯哼

It's not possible!

這不可能！

Darling, you have no idea what's possible.

親愛的 你根本不知道什麼是可能的

Gasp!

天啊！

My hammer!

我的錘子！

Nooooo!

不！！！！

That hammer was just like a hammer to me!

那錘子就像我的心肝一樣碎了！

Okay you guys were supposed to leave promptly but instead I'm detecting even more interdimensional activity...

好的你們幾個應該立刻離開 可是我卻偵測到更多的次元活動

Who is she?

這誰？

Kneel!

跪下！

This is our evil sister! She broke my hammer!

這是我們的邪惡的姊姊！ 她毀了我的錘子！

She's going to destroy Asgard and who knows what else!

她還要摧毀阿斯嘉 天知道還有什麼！

Okay well we can't have that can we?

好喔 我們可承受不起這些壞事

I said kneel before your que...

我說在你們的女王面前ㄍㄨ...

She's going to be falling for a really... REALLY long time.

她將會保持掉落非常...非常久的時間

Okay NOW you guys need to leave.

好的 現在你們幾個需要離開

But my hammer!

但是我的錘子！

And the cafe.

還有英雄咖啡廳

*sigh*

(嘆

Okay. Fine.

好啦好啦

So the Doctor fixed my hammer...

所以醫生修好了我的錘子

our sister is falling in an eternal abyss...

我們的姐姐正在墜入一個永恆的深淵...

I'm gonna be the king of Asgard...

我會成為阿斯嘉的國王...

And everyone is happy and good!

而且每個人都很開心過的很好！

Isn't that right brother?

對不對，弟弟？

Yes... Everyone is happy... and ... good.

是的...每個人都很開心...而且很好

hrrmmmm.

恩...

This is weird.

這很奇怪

Yeah I'm not comfortable with this.

對我也覺得很詭異

What's wrong, Batman?

怎麼了 蝙蝠俠？

Don't you trust that I'm a good guy now?

你不相信我現在是個好人嗎？

Nobody in their right mind would trust you.

沒有一個正常人會信任你

Why?

為什麼？

Because I'm Batma...OH

因為我是蝙蝠ㄒㄧ...哦

Sorry.

抱歉

force of habit.

壞習慣了

Because you're... Loki.

因為你是...洛基

My dear, Batman.

親愛的蝙蝠俠

Do you think I'm going to get people's hopes up?

你覺得我會燃起人們的希望

And ultimately let them down when the time comes?

然後最終當時機到了讓他們失望？

Yes.

是

What do I look like? The Justice League?

我看起來像什麼？正義聯盟？

Mwahahahahaha!

哈哈哈哈哈！

Zing!

送啦！

You're so mean.

你很機車

Permission to punch your brother in the face?

我可以在你兄弟臉上打一拳嗎?

Uh...

呃...

Denied.

不可以

I'm joking!

我在開玩笑

It's a friendly joke!

這是一個友善的笑話

You like jokers. Right Batman?

你喜歡笑話(小丑)不是嗎? 蝙蝠俠？

This is all wrong!

這真的不對

He's not supposed to be here!

他不應該在這裡！

Yeah can I just turn back time and make things back to normal?

真的...我可以把時間倒轉 讓事情恢復正常嗎？

What do you mean?

你什麼意思？

Everything is back to normal?

一切都很正常啊?

My brother and I are together again...

我和我的兄弟又在一起了

I have my hammer...

我有我的錘子...

I have my hair...

我的頭髮

I don't have a girlfriend currently, but that's not even a problem for me.

我目前沒有女朋友 但對我來說這不成問題

Everything IS back to normal.

一切"都"恢復正常了阿

Except..uh...well...

除了...呃...那個...

Except what? Except Father?

除了什麼？我父親？

Except Hulk is still missing.

除了浩克還是下落不明

Oh! I forgot.

哦！我忘了

Banner.

班納

I'm not sad.

我一點也不難過

I wonder where he is.

真不知道他在哪裡

Don't worry!

別擔心！

Hulk fine!

浩克很好！

Ahaa! Yes you are!

啊哈！是的 你是！

I just can't get enough of this.

我就是一直覺得不夠

Maybe it's because I'm so... Thorsty!

也許是因為我太...口渴(索爾)！

HAHAHAHAHA!

哈哈哈哈哈!

Awe.

噢...