HOW ARE YOU?

你怎麼樣？

>> HI, JAMES.

>> 嗨，詹姆斯。

HOW ARE YOU?

你怎麼樣？

I'M DOING OKAY, I'M HANGING IN THERE.

我還好，我在那裡掛著。

>> James: WHO ARE YOU SHELTERING WITH AT THE TIME?

>> 詹姆斯。你現在和誰一起住？

>> I'M IN LOS ANGELES SHELTERING WITH THE USUAL.

>> 我在洛杉磯和普通人一起租房。

I'VE GOT MY WIFE AND MY SON AND OUR TWO PIT BULLS AND TWO GUINEA

我有我的妻子和我的兒子，我們的兩隻比特犬和兩隻幾內亞犬。

PIGS AND OUR TWO POT BELLIED BIGS AMY AND SNORTINGTON.

豬和我們的兩隻大豬AMY和SNORTINGTON。

>> James: AMY AND SNORTINGTON.

>> 詹姆斯:AMY and SNORTINGTON.

YEAH.

是的。

>> James: POT BELLY PIGS.

>> 詹姆斯。Pot Belly PIGS.

DID SOMEONE TELL ME YOU HAD A ZONKY.

有人告訴我你有個ZONKY嗎？

>> YES, I HAVE A DONKEY NAMED CHILLY BEANS AND A ZONKY NAMED

>> 是的，我有一隻名叫CHILLY BEANS的驢子和一隻名叫ZONKY的狗。

DEREK.

DEREK.

>> James: EXPLAIN FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT A ZONKY IS.

>> James:為那些不知道什麼是ZONKY的人解釋一下。

>> A ZONKY IS YOU TAKE A DONKEY AND THEY CAN THE SP SPERMATAZOWA

>> 一個ZONKY是你把一頭驢子和他們可以SPERMATAZOWA

>> A ZONKY IS YOU TAKE A DONKEY AND THEY CAN THE SP SPERMATAZOWA

>> 一個ZONKY是你把一頭驢子和他們可以SPERMATAZOWA

A ZEBRA AND YOU HAVE A DONKEY WITH STRIPES.

斑馬和你有一隻帶條紋的驢子。

>> James: I LOVE A PET WITH A REGULAR NAME.

>> 詹姆斯。我喜歡有固定名字的寵物。

>> DEREK, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

>> DEREK, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

>> James: THE OFFICE IS HUGELY POPULAR, BUT SEEMINGLY BECOMING

>> 詹姆斯。辦公室很受歡迎，但似乎正在變得更受歡迎。

EVEN MORE SO DURING LOCKDOWN WITH PEOPLE CONSTANTLY BINGING

更何況是在鎖定期間，人們不斷地binging。

THE SHOW.

節目：

I WAS WONDERING IF THE SHOW WAS STILL BEING MADE TODAY WHAT

我想知道，如果該劇仍然是 今天做什麼。

WOULD DWIGHT BE DOING DURING HIS LIFE?

DWIGHT在他的一生中會做什麼？

>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

>> 這將是巨大的。

DWIGHT DURING A PANDEMIC WOULD BE FANTASTIC.

DWIGHT在大恐慌中的表現會很精彩 DWIGHTURING A PANDEMIC WOULD BE FANTASTIC.

IF THE SHOW WERE STILL BEING MADE TODAY, I WOULD BE GETTING

如果這個節目還在做的今天，我會得到

PAID A LOT OF MONEY, BUT DWIGHT, OH, MY GOD SO MUCH GOING ON

付了很多錢，但DWIGHT，哦，我的上帝這麼多的事情。

RIGHT NOW.

現在。

SO PANDEMIC, YOU'VE GOT DWIGHT FIGHTING THE PANDEMIC, YOU'VE

所以，PANDEMIC，你已經得到了DWIGHT打PANDEMIC，你有

GOT DWIGHT BUILDING HIS OWN VACCINE, HIS OWN I CAN'T BODIES,

得到了DWIGHT建立他自己的疫苗， 他自己的我不能的身體。

MAYBE -- OWN ANTIBODIES, MAYBE DOING TESTS ON PEOPLE IN THE

也許 -- -- 自己的抗生物製品，也許對人們進行測試

AWEDOFFICE.

AWEDOFFICE.

HE WOULD BE IN ON 5G CELL TOWERS, HILLARY CLINTON,

他將在5G細胞塔，希拉里-克林頓。

ANYTHING YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE, HE WOULD BE ALL IN ON

凡是你能想象到的，他都會全盤托出。

THE CONSPIRACY THEORY, YEAH.

陰謀論，是的。

>> James: YOU'VE LAUNCHED A NEW YouTube SERIES CALLED THE

>> 詹姆斯。你已經推出了一個新的YouTube系列名為 "The

IDIOT'S GUIDE TO CLIMATE CHANGE, WHICH FEELS LIKE, WITH

傻瓜指南之氣候變遷，感覺上，與

EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENING IN THE WORLD, PARTICULARLY HERE ON

世界上發生的所有事情，特別是在這裡。

THE WEST COAST, IT FEELS LIKE IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO LAUNCH

西海岸，感覺是推出的最佳時機。

SUCH A THING.

這樣的事情。

WHAT'S THE GOAL OF THE SERIES?

這個系列的目標是什麼？

WHAT DO YOU HOPE PEOPLE WILL TAKE FROM IT?

你希望人們能從中得到什麼？

>> YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE SERIES I DID ON MY DIGITAL MEDIA CHANNEL.

>> 是的，這是我在我的數字媒體頻道上做的一個小系列。

I TOOK A TRIP TO GREENLAND AND ICELAND TO LEARN THE SCIENCE

我去了一趟綠地和冰島學習科學知識

ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE.

關於氣候變化：

I'M THE IDIOT IN THE SHOW.

我是節目中的白痴。

THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T BUY CLIMATE CHANGE, DON'T

有很多人誰不買氣候變遷，不。

THINK IT'S HUMAN-CAUSED.

THINK IT'S HUMAN-CAUSED.

WE'LL NEVER CHANGE THEIR OPINIONS.

我們永遠不會改變他們的觀點。

AND THERE ARE PEOPLE CONVINCED AND BEHIND THE SCIENCE.

有一些人相信並支持科學。

THIS SHOWS WE SPECIFICALLY DID, IN A LIGHT-HEARTED WAY, IT'S

這表明，我們專門做了，在一個輕快的方式，它是。

ZANY AND GOOFY, FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ON THE FENCE, WHO WERE

贊尼和古菲，對於那些在圍欄上的人，他們是

UNDECIDED, MAYBE THERE'S A KID IN NEBRASKA AND HIS UNCLE IS A

未定，也許在內布拉斯加有一個孩子，而他的叔叔是個。

SCIENCE DENIER BUT HIS FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ARE FOR

科學否定者，但他的朋友在學校是為

ENVIRONMENTALISM AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK, SO THERE'S

環境保護主義，他不知道該怎麼想，所以有了

THAT NARROW GAP OF PEOPLE THAT I FEEL WE NEED TO REACH BY

我覺得我們需要通過以下方式來接觸到的那群人的狹小差距

ESPECIALLY STRESSING THE SCIENCE.

特別是強調科學。

AND THE SCIENCE BEHIND THESE EXTREME WEATHER EVENTS, YOU

和這些極端天氣事件背後的科學原理，你。

KNOW, THE WEST COAST IS BURNING, THERE'S MORE HURRICANES COMING,

知道嗎，西海岸正在燃燒，還有更多的颶風要來。

AND WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE ARCTIC WITH THE GLACIAL MELT IS

北極洲發生的冰川融化是什麼？

JUST OUT OF CONTROL, AND I DO BELIEVE WE CAN REACH THAT STRATA

只是失控了，我相信我們能達到那個層級。

OF PEOPLE.

的人。

>> James: WELL, I MEAN, I HOPE YOU DO.

>> 詹姆斯。嗯，我的意思是，我希望你這樣做。

YOU HAD GRETA THUNBERG ON THE SHOW.

你有GRETA THUNBERG在節目中。

WHAT WAS IT LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH HER AND TALKING TO HER?

和她在一起，和她說話是什麼感覺？

I IND HER QUITE INCREDIBLE.

我覺得她很厲害。

>> SHE'S AMAZING.

>> 她是一個驚人的。

SHE'S ONE OF THE MOST -- I NEVER GET STAR STRUCK.

她是最... 我從來沒有得到星光閃耀。

I MET MICK FLEETWOOD FROM FLEETWOOD MACK AND I WAS A

我遇到了米克-弗利特伍德從弗利特伍德麥克和我是一個。

LITTLE STAR STRUCK.

小星星罷工。

BUT GRETA THUNBERG, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

但是，格蕾塔-桑伯格，我不知道該說什麼。

17 AND SO BRILLIANT.

17和如此輝煌。

SHE WAS SO GAME TO BE A PART OF THE SHOW AND WE ACTUALLY WROTE

她是如此的遊戲，成為節目的一部分，我們實際上是寫的。

COEDY FOR HER.

為她而生

SHE HAS ACTUAL JOKES IN THE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO CLIMATE CHANGE.

她有實際的笑話在白痴的指南氣候變化。

IT'S AMAZING.

這是一個驚人的。

WHAT SHE'S DONE AT 17 YEARS OLD IS AMAZING.

她在17歲的時候所做的事情是令人驚歎的。

>> James: WHAT DID YOUNG RAINN WILSON AT 17 DO?

>> 詹姆斯。年輕的RAINN WILSON在17歲時做了什麼？

>> SCHOOL OUT, 330 FRIDAY.

>> 學校放假，330星期五。

CALL MY FRIENDS ON REGULAR PHONES.

給我的朋友們打電話，用普通電話。

MEETING FOR DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE,

在可能的情況下，儘快召開冬龍和龍的會議。

USUALLY BY 5:00 P.M. FOR A MARATHON SESSION OF D&D ROLL

通常在下午5:00之前，進行馬拉松式的D&D滾動課程。

PLAYING REENACTMENTS TILL MIDNIGHT.

播放重演至午夜。

NEXT DAY MEETING NOON TILL MIDNIGHT ALL SATURDAY, AND

次日會議 週六全天中午至午夜，以及...。

SUNDAY POST-CHURCH A LITTLE LATER 1 TO 6:00 AND THEN

週日主日禮拜後，稍晚1點至6點，然後...。

HOMEWORK 6:00 TO 9:00.

家庭作業6：00至9：00。

MARATHON SESSIONS.

馬拉松會議：

VATS OF FRITOS AND DR. PEPPER AND PIZZA DELIVERED AND NOTHING

VATS的FRITOS和DR.PEPPER和PIZZA DELIVERED AND NOTHING

BUT ELVES AND SWORDS AND SPELLS.

但精靈，劍和咒語。

>> James: DO YOU STILL PLAY NOW?

>> 詹姆斯。你現在還在玩嗎？

>> MY SON IS IN INTO IT, TOO.

>> 我的兒子也在裡面。

I WANTED TO DO A GAME WITH HIM.

我想和他做一場遊戲。

HE'S 15 YEARS OLD.

他才15歲

HE DOES A DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS PODCASTS.

他做了一個DUNGEONS和龍PODCASTS。

HE LIST TONS OTHER PEOPLE PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

他列舉了很多其他玩龍和龍的人。

>> Reggie: HARD CORE.

>> 硬核。

IT IS HARD CORE.

它是硬核。

YOU ONLY HAVE 27 HIT POINTS, DO YOU WANT TO USE YOUR BOW AND

你只有27個擊球點，你要不要用你的弓箭？

ARROW AGAINST THIS ORK?

箭頭對著這個箱子？

OH, I CAN'T USE A BOW AND ARROW, I HAVE TO USE A SPELL AT THIS

哦，我不能使用弓箭，我必須使用一個咒語在此。

JUNCTURE.

樞紐：

I TOOK HIS LITTLE EARPHONES AND HE'S LISTENING TO THIS FOR

我把他的小耳機和他聽這個

HOURS.

小時。

>> James: I KNOW REGGIE IS ENJOYING THIS.

>> 詹姆斯。我知道REGGIE正在享受這個。

I REGRET BRINGING IT UP NOW.

我很後悔現在提起它。

THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN YOU BRING UP DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

這總是發生時，你提出的冬瓜和龍。

NO ONE WHO PLAYS DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CAN JUST GO I ENJOY IT,

沒有一個人玩龍珠和龍珠可以只去我喜歡它。

I LIKE IT.

我喜歡它。

THEY ALWAYS GO TOO DEEP.

他們總是陷得太深。

IT'S LIKE ME IF I TALK ABOUT PREMIERE SOCCER.

如果我談起頂級足球，就像我一樣。

I CAN SEE PEOPLE GLAZE OVER AS I START TALKING ABOUT IT.

當我開始談論它時，我可以看到人們的目光。

LET'S TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR

讓我們來談談這個問題，祝賀你的。

BRILLIANT NEW SERIES "UTOPIA."

輝煌的新系列 "UTOPIA"。

>> "UTOPIA" IS A NEW SERIES COMING OUT SEPTEMBER 25 ON

>> "UTOPIA "是一個新的系列，將於9月25日推出。

AMAZON.

AMAZON.

IT'S ABOUT COMIC BOOK NERD KIDS WHO FIND A GRAPHIC NOVEL THAT

這是一個關於漫畫書呆子的故事，他們發現了一本圖畫小說。

WITHIN IT ARE THE KEYS TO THE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE.

在這裡面，有宇宙毀滅的關鍵。

I PLAY A SCIENTIST, A VIER VIROL WHO HAS MAYBE THE ANSWER TO SAVE

我扮演的是一個科學家，一個有可能拯救世界的VIER VIROL。

THE WORLD.

世界。

>> James: YOU FILMED THIS SHOW BEFORE THE COVID CRISIS.

>> 詹姆斯。你在科維德危機之前就拍了這個節目。

WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN SO MUCH OF THE SHOW IS KIND OF ABOUT

你怎麼想，當這麼多的節目都是關於...

WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW IN REAL LIFE.

現在發生在現實生活中的事情。

WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN THIS NEW STORY HAPPENED?

當這個新故事發生時，你有什麼想法？

>> IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, IT'S SO NUTS, JAMES, IT'S CRAZY.

>> 在所有的真實情況下，它是如此的堅果，詹姆斯，這是瘋狂的。

LIKE WE FILMED A SHOW ABOUT A PANDEMIC AND ABOUT, LIKE,

就像我們拍了一部關於潘多拉的劇，還有關於，就像：

VACCINES BEING RUSHED TO MARKET AND VIRAL SCIENTISTS AND EVIL

疫苗急於上市和病毒科學家和邪惡的疫苗

BILLIONAIRES AND CORPORATIONS AND GOVERNMENTS, AND THEN FOUR

億萬富翁、公司和政府，然後是四位

MONTHS LATER AFTER WE WRAPPED IT STARTED COMING TRUE.

幾個月後，我們把它包裝起來，開始成真。

I WAS TEXTING THE CAST AND THE CREATORS DEWY AND FLYNN, LIKE,

我發短信給演員和主創人員DEWY和FLYNN，喜歡。

OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

OMG，我不能相信這是發生。

BUT I THINK IN THIS TIME OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES, PEOPLE WILL

但我認為在這個陰謀論的時代，人們會。

BLAME JEFF BEZOS OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC TO LAUNCH HIS OWN TV

責備JEFF BEZOS的全球PANDEMIC啟動他自己的電視。

SHOW.

SHOW：

>> James: THAT'S WHAT DWIGHT WOULD POST.

>> 詹姆斯:這就是DWIGHT發佈。