Yeah, she told me she's not ready for another Spider-Man reboot so she sent me instead. Hi, I'm Tim. Oh.

喔，抱歉。我以為是別的人。

Okay...

耶，她跟我說她還沒準備好接受另一部重啟的蜘蛛人。

Do we actually not know her name? Nope!

所以她派我來代替她。

Gotta say I'm kind of happy with this Spider-Man this time. I know he's fun. He can sing, he can dance...

嗨，我是提姆

He's the right age. I'm pretty fine with a whole new reboot. Me, too.

喔......好吧......

I hope Chris Evans is in this. GASP

我們真的不知道她的名字嗎?

So refreshing that this isn't an origin story, right? Oh my God. I know. How many times can we watch Uncle Ben die?

不知道

Yeah, you know it's so nice finally agreeing with someone and it is so cool that I'm [Aze], young and hot for once. Uhhhh...

觀看蜘蛛人重啟的五個階段

What's the point of making her so young? Well, Peter is younger too.

第一階段：預期

- you know how many roles there are for elderly women in Hollywood? None.

不得不說，我其實有點開心對於這次的蜘蛛人。

Well, it's "Auntie May," not "Granny May". Fine. At least let's agree that the love interest this time is great. If you say so.

我理解。

You're not the person. I thought you'd be I guess this was a mistake guess, so

他很有趣。會唱歌又會跳舞。

I hate the suit. I hate the villain. It's just Birdman again. Well, I love the villain. Well, I love the suit.

他年紀也剛好。

I'm sorry yeah, we went too far. Let's never fight again agreed

我對於這次全新的重啟覺得還可以。

Though Stan Lee cameos are so lame though. So how was the movie? I don't want to talk about it. I knew it!

我也是。

*Drums and stuff*

我希望裡面會有 克里斯·伊凡。(美國隊長演員)