Name: Five Stages of Watching A Spider-Man Reboot
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T19:30:16.000Z
Duration: 2 min

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Hello. Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone else.

Yeah, she told me she's not ready for another Spider-Man reboot so she sent me instead. Hi, I'm Tim. Oh.

耶，她跟我說她還沒準備好接受另一部重啟的蜘蛛人。

Gotta say I'm kind of happy with this Spider-Man this time. I know he's fun. He can sing, he can dance...

He's the right age. I'm pretty fine with a whole new reboot. Me, too.

So refreshing that this isn't an origin story, right? Oh my God. I know. How many times can we watch Uncle Ben die?

Yeah, you know it's so nice finally agreeing with someone and it is so cool that I'm [Aze], young and hot for once. Uhhhh...

What's the point of making her so young? Well, Peter is younger too.

- you know how many roles there are for elderly women in Hollywood? None.

不得不說，我其實有點開心對於這次的蜘蛛人。

Well, it's "Auntie May," not "Granny May". Fine. At least let's agree that the love interest this time is great. If you say so.

You're not the person. I thought you'd be I guess this was a mistake guess, so

I hate the suit. I hate the villain. It's just Birdman again. Well, I love the villain. Well, I love the suit.

I'm sorry yeah, we went too far. Let's never fight again agreed

我對於這次全新的重啟覺得還可以。

Though Stan Lee cameos are so lame though. So how was the movie? I don't want to talk about it. I knew it!

我希望裡面會有 克里斯·伊凡。(美國隊長演員)

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