Yes! Who didn't?!

看了 ! 無人不看吧 !

It's like SUPER viral!

像超級病毒一樣

I know right!

我同意

Pretty popular huh!

現在頗流行

It is!

對啊 !

There's so much mystery to it!

當中有很多疑問要解答

Uh huh.

嗯 嗯..

And dark!

又黑暗...

Yep!

對啊 !

Like what's gonna happen?

故事之後會怎樣發展 ?

I know. They're not giving very much away.

對啊 ! 他們都不透露太多劇情

And when they showed Rey on the side of that cliff just swinging that lightsaber...

接著 芮出現在懸崖的一邊 揮舞著激光劍...

Oh you're talking about...

噢 ..你說的是這件事...

I was like, "Get it girl!"

我在想 "加油 芮

... star wars ...

星球大戰...

You learn those force powers.

你要去學習原力.."

...again...

還在說...

And the tragic Star Wars theme with the title card!

然後悲哀的主題曲 再加上大大的標題 !

When Luke says, "It's time for the Jedi to end"

當路克說 "是時候讓絕地完結..."

OH! So powerful!

噢 !! 這句充滿力量 !!

*sigh*

* 唉 *

What!?

甚麼 !?

I'm not talking about the Star Wars trailer!

我不是在說 星球大戰的預告 !!

I'm talking about our trailer!

而是 "我們"的預告 !!

Again!

我們第二個預告 !

Oh.

噢...

You mean the Justice League trailer?

你指是 正義聯盟的預告 ?

What other trailer do you think I'm talking about when I say our trailer?!

你還可以想到其他的 ?? 當我指明 是"我們"的預告

Well I wasn't in that trailer so I wasn't sure you meant we as in You and I...

那段預告 我一直都沒有出現

Or we like the royal WE, man!

所以我都不肯定 只有"我們2人"

Hey, Lebowski!

還是 "我們這一群英雄" 天啊 !!

I'm talking about the justice league trailer.

嘿..聰明人!

What did you think?

我當然指 正義聯盟

I thought it was fine!

你覺得怎樣 ?

I mean Aquaman making car surfing look cool is probably not the greatest thing to teach kids but...

對於我 一般般吧

I'm really way more concerned about what's gonna happen to Rey.

儘管海王在車上衝浪 看上來很帥氣

Rey?

雖然不是兒童的最佳教材...

What about the League, dude!

我反而更擔心芮 之後會發生甚麼事...

What's gonna happen to them?

芮 ?

Probably nothing. This is your first team up.

嘿 ! 那正義聯盟呢 ?

Do you think Rey is the last jedi or is Luke?

他們會怎樣 ??

*sigh*

很可能沒有事

And does he mean like the WAY of the jedi must end?

始終是你第一個團隊

Or that there can't be ANY more jedi EVER.

你猜最後的絕地 是芮 或是路克 ?

Or is it like if you wanted... you could study the force...

* 唉 *

and carry a lightsaber...

而路克指 "必須制止絕地目前的方向 ?"

You just can't call yourself a jedi.

還是 "今後不能 出現任何的絕地 ?"

You sound like such a dork right now.

如果 你願意學習原力...

I'm a dork?!

又帶著激光劍...

Hey. Raise your hand if you're wearing your normal clothes...

但不能稱呼自己做絕地...

Or if you are wearing a costume resembling a winged mammal.

聽上去 你現在很黑化

Oh what do you know! I'm dressed like a bat BECAUSE i'm Batman!

我 黑 化 ?!

So these ARE my normal clothes.

嘿..如果衣著正常的 請高舉你手 ~

In your face. You're still a dork.

或者打扮似 有翼的哺乳類動物 ?

I'm sorry I have so many questions!

打扮像蝙蝠... 因為我是蝙蝠俠 !

Do you think Rey will turn to the darkside?

所以是我正常的衣著

No.

無話可說吧... 你還是黑化了...

Do you think we'll fight Darkseid?

抱歉 我有這麼多的疑問 !

No I think you're gonna fight Me and my Mullet.

芮 她會不會去邪惡一邊 ?

Do you think Ben Solo is gonna turn good?

不會

You mean Kylo Ren?

你猜猜我們會否黑化 互相打架 ?

NO! Ben Solo!

不會 我認為你只會跟我打

I really doubt that's the path they're gonna take on this one.

Ben Solo會不會做回好人 ?

Do you think Rey is related to Ben Kenobi?

你指Kylo Ren ? (黑化後 改新名~)

Possibly.

不是 我指Ben Solo

Do you think we're gonna knock down a bunch of buildings again?

我懷疑他們不會走至這一步

Of course!

芮 會不會跟 班·肯諾比有親戚關係 ?

Do you think there will be a ghost OB-1 scene?

可能吧...

I don't care.

你猜猜 我們會否錯手破壞無數的大樓 ?

A ghost Yoda scene?!

當然會 !

I don't care.

OB-1 機械人的鬼魂 會出現 ?

Ghost ANAKIN?!?

我不在乎...

I really doubt they'd be that brave.

會出現尤達的鬼魂 ?

Do you think that engagement ring you gave Lois is the reason she's "the key"?

我不在乎...

Yes. It better be.

安納金·天行者 的鬼魂 ?

Otherwise that whole thing is just silly.

我恐怕人們會不敢面對 (安納金·天行者 = Darth Vader)

I know! Saying you guys are in love is laughable.

你猜猜 你給路易絲的訂婚戒指 是不是整件事的關鍵 ?

Dude! We flooded a bathtub!

對 最好是

And?

否則整件就會蠢蠢的

I really hope Rey is a Kenobi.

我明白 ! 就像別人笑 你和露易絲真的相愛一樣

Rey Kenobi sounds so cool!

認真 ? 我們有在浴缸上調情 !

I am Rey Kenobi!

之後呢 ?

And I'm a Jedi like my grandfather before me!

我真心希望 芮 跟 肯諾比是一家人

Shwooom showooom shwooom!

芮.肯諾比 聽上去好酷 !!

Why can't Rey have her own last name?

我是芮.肯諾比~

Why does she have to be linked to the original cast?

我像祖父一樣 亦是一位絕地 !

I bet Rey is supposed to be different.

*激光劍揮動*

I bet she's her own thing.

為甚麼 芮 不能有其他的姓氏 ?

*gasp* Like David Pumpkins!

為甚麼她一定要跟主要角色有關係 ?

Exactly.

我打賭她一定與眾不同

Rey Pumpkins!

我打賭她可以靠自己

She's her own thang!

*嘆氣*

And the droids are...

好像David Pumpkins (由飾演湯漢斯 , 於SNL播放)

Part of it! Part of it!

無容置疑

huh. David Pumpkins is Rey's father.

芮.Pumpkins !

I think really you should be asking who is her mother.

她可以靠這個 !!

Do you think her mother's name is Martha?

那些機械人 都 ... (指BB-8 ?)

Stop it.

有參與整件事 !! 有參與整件事 !!

Also, I thought you didn't care.

*哼*

I don't!

David Pumpkins是芮的父親

I think it's gonna be Empire Strikes Back all over again except with a new cast.

你可以認真去想 誰是她的母親...

Well I hope you're wrong!

她母親名字會是 瑪花 嗎 ?

Sort of.

停下來

I do want her to get her hand cut off, which is a weird thing to wish on someone...

加上 我認為你從不理會這些劇情

But I hope it's not a carbon copy of empire.

我不理 !

Well get ready to be disappointed.

我猜 第一軍團會捲土重來

You get ready! ... to be stupid!

並用新演員去擔任

What?

我希望你是搞錯 !

Because I probably WONT be disappointed even if it is just like Empire.

基本上

How does that make me stupid?

實際上 我希望她的手被切斷 我知道這個想法很怪...

It just does!

但願不會有重覆的第一軍團

Can we just talk about the Justice League trailer now?

你準備失望吧 !

Nope!

你準備...出洋相吧 !

Because I'm not in that trailer, so that trailer sucks.

甚麼 ?

Well by that definition that would mean The Last Jedi trailer sucks.

因為 我有可能不會失望..

Oh no! Dang it. he he he

即使跟上集一樣劇情 再出現第一軍團 (超人前言不對後話?)

That's not what I meant.

這樣..這樣怎令到我出洋相 ?

Too late! You said it!

總之你是出洋相...

You think Star Wars sucks.

不如說回正義聯盟的預告 ?

I do not!

不 !

Yes you do! I figured it out, because I'm Batman!

由於我不在那個預告中

Dang it!

所以那個 預 告 很 差 !!