episode 8. Which means it's time for another HISHE review.

這代表第八部曲上映了

So what do you say? You wanna talk some Last Jedi?

也代表該來點HISHE的影評啦

Then let's get to it!

如何? 想要聊聊最後的絕地武士嗎?

Star Wars

想就來吧!

It's The Last Jedi

星際大戰~

But which last jedi?

最後的絕地武士~

I bet it's Poe

但是哪個最後啊?

Wait, is that a spoiler?

我猜是Poe啦

You guys don't think it's Poe, right?

等等,那算劇透嗎?

Alright

你們應該不覺得是Poe,對吧?

Star Wars! Episode 8 The Last Jedi

好啦

The episode that Star Wars fans from all around have

星際大戰八部曲 最後的絕地武士

been dreaming about is finally here

世界各地的星戰迷朝思暮想的一集總算來了

and man,

天啊,我該怎樣起頭呢

where do I begin?

緊接著原力覺醒的劇情

Sort of picking up immediately after The Force Awakens.

最後的絕地武士深入到星戰宇宙的每個層面

The Last Jedi dives deeper into

由Rian Johnson執導

the ever-expanding Star Wars universe.

八部曲讓人感覺煥然一新的前提下也充滿懷舊感

Directed by Rian Johnson,

在帝國大反擊的框架下

episode 8 continues to feel new,

全新三部曲的第二章

while echoing the memories of the past.

說著有關生存

And in proper Empire Strikes Back form,

與教導原力之道的故事

this second story in the trilogy tells a tale

以及命運的貫徹

about survival, training in the ways of the force,

隨著劇情推移這部電影越陳越香

and fulfilling your destiny.

雖然我對劇情走向的預測錯得離譜

It's a movie that I like more and more as it sinks in,

大部分人對它的預測也是如此

and, even though I was totally wrong, in terms of predictions,

這部電影依舊令人驚艷

as well as most people's online Star Wars theories were,

Mark Hamill主演的Luke Skywalker的演出讓其他人相形見絀

this film is still quite amazing.

Daisy Ridely 與 Adam Driver在我看來則其次

Mark Hamill's role as Luke Skywalker steals the show.

還有電影裡其他卡司

Daisy Ridley and Adam Driver share the second place, in my opinion,

讓這一章為星戰系列加上關鍵且精彩的一頁

and everyone else in the cast just makes this Star Wars chapter

的確,仍然有些部分讓人感到困惑

feel like such an awesome, pivotal, new addition to the franchise.

但我選擇相信這些都會在未來的電影得到解答

There are some moments that left me kind of frustrated, but I'm choosing

就目前而言,我愛死這部電影了

to go forward, trusting those moments will all be

我極度推薦,快去看!

sorted out in later films. So, for now,

不過,我很確定正在看影片的你應該早就看過了

I absolutely love the film.

而很明顯的大概87%的人覺得難看

I say, go check it out!

老實說我不太在意

But, I'm pretty sure if you're watching this video, it's very likely that you've already done so.

我覺得我們都可以尊重對方的意見

And apparently, half of you hated it.

對吧˙?

And honestly, that's ok. I think that we can all respect each others and our opinions, right?

大概是吧?

Maybe?

"這才不4星際大戰!"

(voice in background--"Not my Star Wars!")

好啦隨便,劇透時間到!

Ok, let's talk spoilers.

劇透警報!劇透警報!

(Intro lyrics) "Duh duh duh

我認真的這會破壞你看電影的體驗啦

spoiler warning, spoiler warning!

我不敢相信Snoke竟然是從Luke的斷手複製出來的!

Duh duh duh

沒有啦我唬爛的

for real, don't spoiler this movie for yourself!"

...才....才不是這樣

I can't believe Snoke turned out to be a clone that was grown from Luke's chopped off hand!

其實是...

(orchestral impact)

其實是Anakin的手

I'm kidding, that doesn't happen.

其實也不是這樣啦

It was Anikan's hand.

是...

(orchestral impact intensifies)

Snoke...是Pademe

No really, that's not either.

全是我胡謅的...不好意思

It's...

接下來有劇透 各位

Snoke is Padme.

我喜歡故事的哪一點?

(orchestral impact maximum intensity x3)

我很喜歡整個故事只圍繞在生存與讓反抗軍脫離險境這點

I'm kidding! Whatever, never mind, I'm sorry.

與帝國大反擊有幾分神似

Spoilers ahead people!

但又夠特別

"What did I like about the story?"

足以讓自己獨出機杼

I really appreciated that this story was centered around

這不會又是"炸翻死星"的老梗

just surviving, and getting the Resistance to safety.

雖然他們老是不斷把越來越大的戰艦開來

It felt familiar to The Empire Strikes Back, but it

給反抗軍在銀幕前炸個稀巴爛

was still different enough to have its own merits.

還有呢?

It's not a "blow up a Deathstar movie"

我很喜歡Luke與Rey在島上的互動

even though they just keep throwing bigger, and bigger

我們得以慢慢了解Luke究竟怎麼了

Star Ships at the Resistance, to blow up on the screen.

而Rey則在島上尋找自我

What else?

故事深入為何Luke對於傾囊相授是正確的選擇這件事如此排斥

I love Rey and Luke's time on the island.

他辜負了Ben Solo

We get to slowly learn why Luke has become the way he is,

還有他為什麼害怕Rey會步上後塵

while Rey is doing her own soul searching.

我全都很喜歡

It dives into why Luke has doubts about passing on what he has learned.

角色勒?

That's the right thing to do.

Rose如何?

Where he failed with Ben Solo, and why he's afraid that Rey will do the same exact thing.

喜歡啊,Rose還蠻純粹的

I loved all of that.

她知道為何而奮鬥,她還行

"What about all the characters?"

那Hux呢?

"Did you like Rose?"

我喜歡看他被Poe耍

I did. Rose was the pure one. She knows what's worth fighting for. I thought Rose was cool.

讓他看起跟白癡沒兩樣

"What about Hux?"

我覺得開場的笑話爆好笑的

I like Poe towing with Hux...

那麼Porg呢!!

and making him look stupid.

我覺得Porgs還可以啦

I thought that opening joke was hilarious.

但我覺得Chewie應該敲暈然後把那隻抓來當晚餐

"What about the Porgs?"

倒楣的Chewie得坐在那乾等

I thought the Porgs were alright. I think Chewie should have bit down

Luke跟Rey把雙方搞定

and enjoyed that one for dinner.

拜託,讓Chewie吃一隻不會死啦

Poor Chewie, having to sit around and wait for Luke and Rey to figure out their crap.

不然他怎麼辦?

Let Chewie eat a Porg, for crying out loud!

跟Luke一起喝的噁爛海獺食蟻獸海獅綜合體鬼島生物的牛奶

What's he supposed to do?

這玩意兒存在的意義究竟是啥啊?

Drink that disgusting, island, utter, ant-eater, walrus, thing that Luke had?

你喜歡Holdo中將嗎?

What was the point of that thing?

剛開始不喜歡

"Did you like Admiral Holdo?"

我真的以為他會是個間諜什麼的

Not at first.

因為Poe起初不贊同她的計畫

I actually thought that she was going to be a mole of some kind.

所以我一直覺得她會變成威脅

Because Poe was so opposed to her plan, at the start.

不過那全都是誤導罷了

So, I kept expecting her to become a threat.

而且她搞出超猛光速衝撞的橋段

But that was all a misdirection, and then she gets to have that epic light-speed

結果告訴觀眾她超酷的

ramming scene. So it turns out, she's pretty awesome.

所以我很喜歡她

So I did like her,

不過剛開始並非如此

but not at first.

Poe 跟 Finn ?

"What about Poe and Finn?"

我首刷時沒辦法與他們倆有所連結

I didn't connect with Poe and Finn the first time through. I was pretty overwhelmed with everything the film

電影大量的資訊讓我難以負荷

threw at me. I didn't really appreciate their stories.

我不是很喜歡他們的故事

The second time, I liked them so much more.

但二刷時就喜歡他們多了

Poe is struggling with his choosing of retreat versus standing and fight.

Poe 在撤退與留下來頑抗間掙扎

He's learning to be the next leader.

正學習如何成為下一個領導者

He's gaining wisdom.

他正累積智慧

Finn is learning a dark truth about war. That there are people making a profit from both sides fighting each other.

而Finn理解到戰爭不為人知的真相

Both of the characters are growing, and I like that they are becoming

總是有人會從交戰的雙方中牟取暴利

more important to the Rebellion.

兩個角色都在成長

"What about Phasma?"

對於他們對反抗軍越來越重要這點讓我十分欣喜

I hate to say this, but I have not been a fan of Phasma yet.

對Phasma有什麼感想?

I think that she brings barley anything to the table, except an awesome costume.

我很不想這樣說但我至今一直不太喜歡她

And that's a hard thing to say, but that's exactly what Boba Fett is, you know?

我覺得她除了那套煞氣鎧甲外幾乎沒貢獻

(Background voice--"but Boba Fett is like the deadliest bounty hunter ever.")

這麼講或許有點嚴厲

Then, ok. Maybe they frickin show it in the movie, you know? I mean, whatever, I digress.

但之前Boba Fett就是這副德性

Captain Phasma is cool, because it's Gwendoline Christie inside.

摁...."可4Boba Fett是最殺賞金獵人欸!"

Not because Captain Phasma actually ever does anything crucial.

所以勒?在電影演出來才算數啊

And also, she's dead now, again.

啊,隨便啦. 我偏題了

Maybe, I guess?

Phasma隊長會很酷是因為鎧甲裡面的人可是Gwendoline Christie耶

If they bring her back, I'll be like, "man, what's going on?"

而不是因為她真的幹過什麼重要的事情

Is she a robot?

反正她都死了

"What about DJ?"

不過,有可能.....我猜啦

Benicio Del Toro is the Lando Calrissian of this tale.

如果她再出現的話...

He does what he's got to do to save his own skin.

那樣子的話..是怎樣...她是機器人啊?

The only difference this time is that he doesn't actually redeem his betrayal. Like Lando does.

DJ呢?

I like how they flipped that expectation.

Benicio del Toro 是這次的Lando Calrissian

I found his character really interesting, and I really hope that he's not a one-time passerby.

為了自保什麼事都幹得出來

"What did you think about Leia?"

唯一的差別在於他並沒有任何為自己的背叛彌補的動作

As a Star Wars fan, I feel like this movie plays with your emotions really hard

像...呃...像Lando那樣

with Leia. Because we all know Carrie Fisher is no longer with us.

我蠻喜歡他們顛覆大家期待的轉折的

Every time she was on screen, I felt like I didn't want to let go because I knew,

我覺得這個角色十分有趣

every moment is closer to the last one we get to see with her.

而且我很希望他不是免洗反派

And I felt like they kind of used that. They bait you into thinking that she's

對Leia的感覺如何?

going to get blown up into space.

身為星戰腦粉

They make you think that she might to stay behind and sacrifice herself with that light-speed scene. When everyone is escaping.

我覺得整部電影毫不留情地玩弄你的感情

There are even a few moments where I even thought she wasn't going to get on the Falcon at the end of the film.

因為眾所皆知 Carrie Fisher已經化身原力的一份子了

I can't handle this kind of bait and switch stuff, Star Wars!

她每一次在螢幕的演出都令我感到捨不得

Not with princess Leia! This whole movie is telling me to "let the past die"

因為我知道每看完一幕

and I'm just sitting here going "I feel like you're kinda asking

就離我們最後見到她更近一些

a lot right now! Can we just have

而劇組也大大利用了這點

Leia for a little bit longer?" So I'm actually really grateful

誘導你以為她要被炸到外太空了

that they didn't write in that exit scene for her. And I loved that she

讓你認為她可能獨自留下來

gets to lead the Resistance just for a little while long, after

在大家撤離時用光速跳躍來斷後

the movie ends.

甚至有些時候我都覺得她可能會在最後來不及登上千年鷹號

What was your favorite?

我受不了這種欲擒故縱的手法啦!

What was your favorite?

別用Leia公主來玩弄我啊!

This question is too hard to lock down, as I feel this movie

部電影的不斷告訴我讓過往逝去

is packed with extremely memorable moments.

而我卻呆坐著承受這一切

And it just keeps delivering more and more, I was just sitting there

你這樣真的搞得我好亂啊!

thinking and feeling like "What is going? They just keep giving me stuff!

就不能讓Leia出現的再久一點點嗎?

More and more stuff and it's working, I love it!"

所以我真的很感激他們並沒有把我所害怕的寫進劇本裡

From the very beginning, Luke tossing the light saber over his shoulder,

而我也很樂見她可以在電影謝幕後再領導反抗軍一陣子

or Snoke getting chopped in half,

你最喜歡是什麼?

Rey and Ben fighting together, Luke standing in front of the

這問題太難解答了

First Order assault team. Ghost Yoda!

因為我覺得整部電影充斥著許多讓人印象深刻的橋段

Y- You know what? Ghost Yoda is my favorite. They made Yoda a puppet again!

而且它不斷帶來震撼

That is- That wins! It's awesome, I love you.

我當時坐在那想:到底是怎樣

And Yoda talking about their failures being the strongest lesson,

這些場景怎麼接踵而來,到底有完沒完啊?

while they watch the Jedi Tree burn,

我愛死這種手法了

was something I never expected and I really appreciate that.

從Luke把光劍隨手就扔掉

And when you start thinking about what's going on that scene, it makes everything really interesting.

Snoke被切成兩半

Especially when you realize later, that Rey has the books.

Rey和Ben並肩作戰

Yoda even tells Luke at the tree, "There's nothing in there that Rey doesn't

Luke隻身面對第一軍團的進攻部隊

already possess." So, taken literally,

還有原力英靈Yoda!

he probably knows she already has the-

它是我的最愛!

So, did Yoda put the books on the Falcon?

他們又讓Yoda變成戲偶了!

Who knows?

太棒了!

What about that Rey and Kylo Ren fight though?

太讚了我愛死劇組了

That was, probably the most surprising, and most powerful scene in the whole movie.

還有Yoda說最好的經驗來自於失敗

Everything about that scene is beautiful the fire burning away

兩人看著絕地大樹燃燒著

Snoke's room, and Rey and Kylo refusing to become the thing that

是我意想不到卻很喜歡的段落

they were told as their destiny, it was so awesome! And I

而當你在回想那段發生過的事情

think the pivotal moment, where the force was actually in balance.

真的會十分有趣

It was so well done and I totally wanted Ben and Rey

尤其當你後來意識到Rey拿到那些書了

to make out when they won. I was like "YEAHH! Now

Yoda甚至跟Luke說

kiss!" Unless they pull a fast one and somehow make them siblings

'樹裡面已經沒有Rey未擁有的東西了'

after all. In which case, NEVERMIND! GROSS!!

認真看待這段話

But I'm still holding out for Rey to be a Kenobi, or a Jinn.

會發現它大概知道Rey早就擁有它們了

I don't believe that whole "Rey's parents aren't important" silly business.

所以是Yoda把書放到飛船上面的嗎?

There's a whole manipulation theme going on in this movie, so

誰知道呢?

Rey can still be anything, as far as I'm concerned

覺得Rey 跟 Kylo Ren的打鬥又怎麼看呢?

What about Snoke-sssss?

那大概是整部電影最令人驚訝

I didn't like that Snoke is this all powerful menace,

且強大的一幕了

and then he's just cut down so quickly.

畫面中每一幕都好美

I mean, I'm not mad about it, that scene is freakin' amazing,

Snoke皇座被火焰侵蝕著

but I was taken out by suprise that I was just like:

Rey 和 Kylo力抗成為人們口中"命運"的樣子

"Well now what? What ha- What's goin' on here?".

真的是太棒了

"I didn't expect this to happen to like episode 9!"

我認為在這最重要的一刻中

Hits all my questions and now I just feel like

原力找到它的平衡了

"Well that doesn't matter. Snoke's gone... or is he??"

這幕真的好棒

Ahh, I'm pretty sure he's gone.

而且我超希望兩人可以在打贏後親熱一番

So, what else did you not like?

我大概會大喊 耶!

The casino planet, sadly.

親下去啦!

Everything in that section, minus Benicio del Toro. Felt like

除非他們決定灑狗血讓他們其實是親戚

Cheap, crappy, prequel, Star Wars to me.

如果那樣的話...當我剛剛的話都不存在好了

The cinematic quality, felt very out of character, and

真噁!

ultimately, it was just a reason to give Finn and Rose

但我還是支持Rey其實是Kenobi或Jin的血脈這種說法

a purpose in the story. I thought they deserved better.

我不買帳Rey的父母親都是無名小組這種鬼話

Anything else?

整部電影充斥了操弄的氛圍

Oh, I didn't like that BB-8 drove that walker, and shot a bunch of people.

所以我認為她的父母還是可以是任何人啦

That seemed odd, I mean it was really funny but, the more I thought about it, I

Snoke如何何何?

felt like it made BB-8 less innocent. And that

我蠻不滿Snoke明明這麼強大卻這麼快被發便當的

just kinda, bugged me. I mean that BB-H8

但不至於多生氣啦

droid, is that his- I call him a BB-H8, I don't what his name is.

那幕真的棒呆了

The angry looking version of BB-8. I think he would,

不過我真的挺吃驚的

drive a walker and kill people.

當時心想....接下來要怎麼演啊?

But not BB-8! He's a nice guy.

到底發生什麼事情了?

BUT WHAT WAS THE POINT???

我沒預料到這會在終章前發生

To make lots, and lots, of money. Oh, I mean there's more- yeah, OK.

況且還有這麼多未解的問題

Well I mean this film, is actually about balance, manipulation,

而我現在感覺那好像也沒那麼重要了

the strength in failure and embracing the future.

反正Snoke都掛了

There are symbols that represent balance, and

...但確定嗎?

opposites. The dark side, and the light side.

呃...百分之百掛點了

The first order and the resistance. Rose and her sister,

有你不喜歡的部分嗎?

wear that "BFF, Yin-Yang" symbol thing around their necks.

嗯... 賭場的計畫吧

Rey and Ben touching hands, is sorta making the same

哭哭

to me. Snoke speaks about the darkness and the

整段除了Benicio del Toro之外

light, rising to meet it.

其他都給人一種便宜行事且糟糕的前傳既視感

Ben has a scar down his face, Rey sheds a tear down

動畫的品質非常出戲

the same side of her face. As Luke becomes one with

而且到頭來只是為了給Finn跟Rose在故事中有個地位罷了