Name: QAnon新聞突破。聖誕老人版--CONAN在TBS的報道 (QAnon News Break: Santa Claus Edition - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T18:16:22.000Z
Duration: 2 min 8 s

你知道，不幸的是，它不會是。

[Narrator] It's time for a Qanon News Break.

America, this Christmas it's time to wake up

美國，這個聖誕節，是時候醒醒了

and learn the identity of the biggest deep state

by feasting on the plasma of millions of children.

通過大吃大喝數百萬兒童的血漿。

His bright red cheeks proof of his insatiable lust.

他鮮紅的臉頰證明了他的貪慾。

Because for years Santa has been propped up

因為多年來，聖誕老人一直在支撐著

where he's been featured in over 100 films,

在那裡，他在100多部電影中出現過。

all glorifying his maniacal invasion of younsters' homes

大肆宣揚他對年輕人的瘋狂入侵

是的，好萊塢，聖誕老人的庇護所

thanks to his carefully cultivated relationship

與權力經紀人，布魯克-希爾茲。

[Narrator] No wonder he's able to move freely

屬於深層國家最大的重罪犯之一。

shown for the first time in this deleted scene

[Narrator] And Santa is broken and brought to heal

[旁白]和聖誕老人被打破 並帶來治癒

by the evil reindeer and his eight demon disciples.

被邪惡的馴鹿和他的八個魔族弟子。

Yes, Rudolph, who keeps Santa on a short leash

是的，魯道夫，他把聖誕老人拴得很緊。

as he in turn administers to his deep state minions.

因為他反過來管理他的深州爪牙。

Melania tried to warn us with her Santa hat trees,

梅拉尼婭試圖用她的聖誕老人帽子樹來警告我們。

所以現在是我們大家的時候了。

一個公認的單身漢和知名的猶太人。

Man, that makes you think, doesn't it, Andy?

夥計，這讓你覺得，不是嗎，安迪？

Yeah, think that my great aunt was right.

是啊，我覺得我大姨媽是對的。

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