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  • -Guys it is time for "Tonight Show" hashtags.

    -夥計們,現在是 "今夜秀 "標籤的時候了。

  • Here we go.

    我們走吧

  • ♪ -Hashtags

    標籤

  • Hashtags

    # Hashtags #

  • -We do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag

    -我們每週都會做這件事,我在那裡發了一個標籤

  • and ask you guys to respond to that topic.

    並要求你們對該話題進行迴應。

  • So, this week I sent out the #IGotBusted and I asked you guys

    所以,這周我發出了#被爆料#,我問你們

  • to tweet out a story about a time you got caught

    在推特上發佈一個關於你被抓的時間的故事

  • doing something funny or embarrassing.

    做一些有趣或尷尬的事情。

  • Tariq, do you get ever caught doing something

    塔裡克,你有沒有被抓到 做一些事情,

  • funny or embarrassing? -Absolutely.

    有趣還是尷尬?-絕對是

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Within minutes, it was a trending topic,

    -幾分鐘後,它就成了熱門話題。

  • so thank you all so much for playing along.

    所以非常感謝大家的配合。

  • And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

    現在我想我會分享一些我最喜歡的。

  • #IGotBusted responses from you guys.

    你們的#IGotBusted迴應。

  • This first one is from @Brown2606.

    這第一張來自@Brown2606。

  • She says, "When I was a teenager, I tried to sneak out

    她說:"當我十幾歲的時候,我就想偷偷地溜出去。

  • of the house late one night.

    一天深夜,家裡的。

  • On my way out I accidentally rang the doorbell."

    出門的時候我不小心按了門鈴。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • "Honey, someone's here.

    "親愛的,有人來了。

  • It's our daughter."

    是我們的女兒。"

  • This one's from @ummjello.

    這張是@ummjello的。

  • She says, "My sisters threw a rager

    她說:"我的姐妹們舉辦了一個狂歡節

  • while my parents were away.

    趁我父母不在的時候

  • We got rid of all the evidence.

    我們擺脫了所有的證據。

  • The next day our parents came home, didn't suspect a thing

    第二天,我們的父母回到家,沒有懷疑任何事情

  • until they turned on the ceiling fan

    直到他們打開弔扇

  • and beer bottle caps flew off."

    和啤酒瓶蓋飛掉了。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • "The fan's drinking again."

    "粉絲又在喝酒了。"

  • This one is from @joedeprospero.

    這個是@joedeprospero的。

  • Wow. That's a good name.

    哇,好名字啊這是一個好名字。

  • He says, "I got caught playing air guitar by myself

    他說:"我自己玩空氣吉他被抓了。

  • and tried to pretend I was brushing lint off my shirt."

    並試圖假裝我在刷掉我衣服上的絨毛。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Yeah, that always happens.

    -是的,這總是發生。

  • ♪♪

    ♪♪

  • Jimmy! [ Laughter ]

    吉米![笑聲]

  • -This one's from @bellowssue.

    -這張是@bellowssue發來的。

  • She says, "I was riding with a friend to her parents' house,

    她說:"我和朋友騎車去她父母家。

  • and we were talking about how hideously some of the houses

    我們正在談論如何可怕的一些房子。

  • were painted in the neighborhood.

    被畫在附近。

  • I said, 'Whoa, look at that one.'

    我說:"哇,看那個。

  • She said, 'We're here.'"

    她說:"我們到了。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • "That's not what -- I like it. It's actually --

    "這不是什麼--我喜歡它。它實際上 -

  • What is it, like a scurvy green?"

    這是什麼東西,像極了一片綠色的鱗片?"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • This one's from @christie0106.

    這張是@christie0106的。

  • She says, "When I was 16 I snuck out to a club in Nashville.

    她說:"當我16歲的時候,我偷偷去了納什維爾的一傢俱樂部。

  • My mom called the club.

    我媽媽給俱樂部打了電話。

  • They stopped the music and called my name

    他們停止了音樂,叫我的名字

  • across the intercom, saying my mom was on the phone."

    對講機裡,說我媽在打電話。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • That's good right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    這是很好的權利有。是啊,是啊,是啊。

  • This one's from @pastorkeester -- kester.

    這個是@pastorkeester的... kester。

  • [ Laughter ] @Pastorkester76.

    [笑] @Pastorkester76.

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • This is -- Sorry. There's one E.

    這是... 抱歉有一個E。

  • @Pastorkester76.

    @Pastorkester76.

  • -Okay.

    -好吧

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -He says... [ Laughter ]

    -他說...他說...

  • ..."I was explaining to a co-worker

    ...... "我在向同事解釋。

  • that I'm bad at remembering names.

    我不擅長記名字。

  • 'What about Adam Bell,' he asks?

    他問:"那亞當-貝爾呢?"?

  • 'Do you know the name Adam Bell?'

    '你知道亞當-貝爾這個名字嗎?

  • I thought about it and said,

    我想了想,說。

  • 'It kind of sounds familiar, but no.'

    '聽起來有點耳熟,但是沒有。

  • He replied, 'I'm Adam Bell.'"

    他回答說,'我是亞當-貝爾'。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • [ Cymbal crashes ]

    [鈸的崩潰]

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Is that your favorite one?

    這是你最喜歡的嗎?

  • -Yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good.

    -是啊,這是很不錯的。是的,這是很好的。 這是相當不錯的。

  • -Adam Bell is pretty good.

    亞當-貝爾是相當不錯的。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Oh, my gosh.

    哦,我的天哪。

  • I don't know why it's making me laugh.

    我不知道為什麼會讓我笑。

  • Adam Bell.

    亞當-貝爾

  • -Like, for some reason I hear -- -"I'm Adam Bell."

    -比如,不知為什麼我聽到 -- "我是亞當-貝爾."

  • -I hear him saying it in, like, the Batman voice though.

    -我聽到他說,像,蝙蝠俠的聲音,雖然。

  • -[ Deep voice ] I'm Adam Bell. -Yeah, yeah!

    -我是亞當・貝爾。-是的,是的!

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -[ Normal voice ] But does he say the other lines

    -但他有說其他的臺詞嗎?

  • like Batman, too?

    也喜歡蝙蝠俠?

  • [ Deep voice ] "What about Adam Bell?"

    [深沉的聲音]"亞當-貝爾怎麼樣?"

  • -Yeah, exactly.

    -是的,沒錯

  • -"Do you know the name Adam Bell?

    "你知道亞當-貝爾這個名字嗎?

  • -[ Deep voice ] I'm Adam Bell.

    我是亞當-貝爾。

  • -I'm Adam Bell.

    我是亞當-貝爾

  • -[ Normal voice ] Yeah.

    -[正常聲音] 是啊。

  • -[ High-pitched voice ] No, I'm Adam Bell.

    -不,我是亞當-貝爾。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -[ Deep voice ] "I'll fight you for it."

    -"我會跟你拼命的"

  • -[ Normal voice ] "Will the real Adam Bell please sta--

    -"真正的亞當-貝爾請不要... ...

  • In fact, I, the announcer, am the real Adam Bell."

    事實上,我這個播音員才是真正的亞當-貝爾。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • This one is from @martinamelcherm.

    這個是@martinamelcherm的。

  • She says, "I was in a group interview for a sales position

    她說:"我在集體面試中,應聘一個銷售崗位。

  • at the Disney Store when I burped

    在迪士尼商店,當我打嗝

  • a cloud of marijuana smoke.

    一團大麻煙。

  • It was kind of amazing, but I didn't get the job."

    這有點不可思議,但我沒有得到這份工作。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • It was kind of amazing?

    這是一種驚人的?

  • -Okay.

    -好吧

  • -"It was kind of amazing, but I didn't get the job."

    -"這是一種驚人的,但我沒有得到這份工作。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • You thought that was going to be like --

    你認為這將是像 -

  • -I mean, you know how hard it is to burp weed smoke?

    -我的意思是,你知道打嗝大麻煙有多難嗎?

  • [ Laughter ] -No, I don't. I have no idea.

    [笑] 不,我不知道。我不知道。

  • -Give credit where credit is due.

    -歸功於人。

  • -Yeah. [ Laughter ]

    -是的。是啊。 [笑]

  • This last one is from -- I'm not kidding -- it's @iamjennymcd.

    最後一個是... ...我不是在開玩笑... ...是@iamjennymcd。

  • Do you know Jenny McD?

    你認識Jenny McD嗎?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • "Sounds familiar, but, no, I don't know Je--"

    "聽起來很熟悉,但是,不,我不認識傑--"

  • I am Jenny McD.

    我是Jenny McD.

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Hi. I'm Adam Bell.

    嗨,我是亞當-貝爾

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Want to get married?

    要不要結婚?

  • Jenny McD.

    Jenny McD.

  • She says, "On the way to a wedding,

    她說:"在去參加婚禮的路上。

  • an erratic driver was ticking me off.

    一個不穩定的司機讓我很不爽。

  • I flipped him off as he passed us.

    在他經過我們身邊時,我把他甩了出去。

  • Turns out he was the minister."

    原來他是部長。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Pastor Kester.

    牧師凱斯特。

  • There you have it, everybody.

    各位,這就是了。

  • Those are "Tonight Show" hashtags.

    這些都是 "今夜秀 "的標籤。

  • To check out more of our favorites,

    要查看更多我們的最愛。

  • go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

    去tonightshow.com/hashtags。

-Guys it is time for "Tonight Show" hashtags.

-夥計們,現在是 "今夜秀 "標籤的時候了。

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