Time for another how-to with

是時候再來一次如何使用

Pear and A-to-the-O!

梨和A到O!

Emphasis on the A.

強調的是A．

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

- That's right, because today we're

- 沒錯，因為今天我們是

showing you how to ace a test!

教你如何在考試中取得好成績!

- Nice! This couldn't come at a better time.

- 很好！這是再好不過的時機了。

I could really use a good test score.

我真的可以用一個好的考試成績。

- Because you want to raise your GPA?

- 因為你想提高GPA？

- No, I dented the refrigerator door and

- 不，我把冰箱的門弄凹了，然後... ...

I need a good test to cover it up before

我需要一個很好的測試來掩蓋它之前。

my mom sees.

我媽媽看到。

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

- How did you dent the fridge?

- 你怎麼把冰箱弄凹了？

We're you trying to get inside it

我們是你想進入它的內部

or something?

還是什麼？

- Yeah, guess I was really trying to be cool.

- 是啊，我想我是真的想變得很酷。

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

- (Pear groans) Well Orange, you'll be happy to know that

- 橘子君，你一定會很高興知道的。

the steps for acing a test are easy as pi!

巧婦難為無米之炊

(Pear laughing)

（梨子笑）

- Why are you laughing?

- 你笑什麼？

(record cuts off)

（記錄切斷）

- And why did you draw a wavy table?

- 那你為什麼要畫一張波浪形的桌子呢？

- Orange, that is not a table. It's pi.

- 橙子，這不是一個表。它是pi。

- I don't know why that pie looks like a table but

- 我不知道為什麼那個派看起來像一張桌子，但是...

can we get back on topic, Pear?

我們能回到正題嗎 梨子

We're supposed to be talking about a math test

我們應該討論的是數學測試的問題。

not weird shaped desserts.

而不是奇形怪狀的甜品。

(Pear groans)

(梨子的呻吟聲)

- Well, apparently Orange still needs to tackle

- 好吧，顯然橘子君還需要解決

Step 1 ahead of his math test - Study.

在他的數學考試前的第1步--學習。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Isn't there an easier way?

- 難道沒有更簡單的方法嗎？

- Sorry, Orange, but there are no short cuts for

- 抱歉，橙子，但沒有捷徑可走。

retaining valuable information so grab a book.

保留有價值的資訊，所以要加快腳步讀書。

- Check!

- 檢查！

- Find a quiet place.

- 找個安靜的地方。

- Done!

- 好了！

- Shhhh! (whispering) and ingest the information.

- Shhhh!(小聲)，攝取資訊。

- Copy that!

- 收到！

(chomping noise)

（咀嚼聲）

- Could use some salt.

- 可以用一些鹽。

- Orange! You are supposed to read the book.

- 橙子！你應該讀這本書。

Not eat it.

不吃它。

- Well how am I supposed to know that?

- 那我怎麼知道呢？

I'm running head on into refrigerators,

我一頭撞進了冰箱裡。

we got pies that look like wavy tables and

我們得到了餡餅，看起來像波浪形的表和。

this is what does not make sense?

這就是沒有意義的東西？

- Let's just move on.

- 我們還是繼續前進吧。

Step 2: Get plenty of sleep.

第二步：要有充足的睡眠。

That way you will be well rested by

這樣一來，你就會得到充分的休息

the time the test rolls around

屆時

(Orange yawns)

(橙子打哈欠)

- I did it, Pear! I got plenty of sleep.

- 我做到了 梨子我睡得很好

How did I do on the test?

我考得怎麼樣？

- What are you talking about?

- 你在說什麼？

Wait, Orange, did you sleep through the test?

等等，橘子君，你考試的時候睡了嗎？

- Sure did! Just like you told me to.

- 當然有！就像你告訴我的那樣

(Pear groans)

(梨子的呻吟聲)

- Look, you still have a few minutes to finish.

- 你看，你還有幾分鐘的時間來完成。

Just remember Step 3: Don't Get Distracted.

只要記住第三步：不要分心。

- [Orange] By what?

- [橙色]靠什麼？

- By anything.

- 由任何東西。

- So, don't get distracted by that butterfly?

- 所以，不要被那隻蝴蝶弄得心煩意亂？

- No

- 沒有

- Or that pie that looks like a table?

- 還是那個看起來像桌子的餡餅？

- [Pear] No!

- 不！

Wow, it really does!

哇，真的是這樣!

- Or what about that table that looks like a pie?

- 或者那張像餡餅一樣的桌子呢？

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Orange! Do not get distracted by anything.

- 橙色！不要被任何事情分心。

- Even this conversation, which took up a

- 就連這段對話，也佔據了

bunch of valuable time?

一堆寶貴的時間？

- Time is up, pass your tests in!

- 時間到了，請把你的測試通過!

- Aww man, time is up!

- 啊，夥計，時間到了!

Guess it is on for Step 4, huh?

我想這是第四步了，嗯？

(record cuts off)

（記錄切斷）

- Orange, there is no Step 4.

- 橙色，沒有第四步。

That was your only shot.

那是你唯一的機會

- Silly, Pear. Of course there is a Step 4:

- 傻瓜，梨子。當然還有第四步。

Buy a Red Marker.

買一支紅色記號筆。

- [Pear] A marker? Why would you-

- 標記？你為什麼要...

- Ta-da!

- 噠噠！

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

(Pear groans)

(梨子的呻吟聲)

- Come on, Pear, don't be so testy.

- 來吧，梨子，不要這麼暴躁。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

(Pear groans)

(梨子的呻吟聲)

(low-key guitar strumming)

(低調的吉他彈奏)