And PatBoy!

還有PatBoy!

Reporting for duty!

報到！

And why aren't you in uniform?

你為什麼不穿制服？

I'm the Flying Dutchman!

我是飛翔的荷蘭人！

Oooh!

嗚！

I don't know who I am!

我不知道我是誰！

Hey, where's your costume?

嘿，你的服裝呢？

Close your eyes.

閉上你的眼睛。

Okay, open 'em.

好吧，打開他們。

I'm a lovely flower, whooh!

我是一朵可愛的花，喔!

[both] Meatball, meatball! Spaghetti underneath!

肉丸，肉丸！意大利麵條在下面！

Ravioli, ravioli! Great barrier reef!

餛飩，餛飩！大堡礁！

It's the new Krusty Krew uniform.

這是新的Krusty Krew制服。

I designed it myself.

我自己設計的。

Okay, this is it, SpongeBob.

好了，就是這樣，海綿寶寶

Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.

現在告訴她你對那套制服的真實感受。

Okay, Squidward.

好吧，章魚哥

Pearl...

珍珠...

This is the greatest uniform ever!

這是最棒的制服！

- Check it out! - Sweet Neptune!

- 看看吧！- 甜蜜的海王星！

Hey, man, you look like you've had a rough day!

嘿，夥計，你看起來像你有一個粗糙的一天！

How'd you like to chill out with a nice massage?

你想不想好好按摩一下？

Aah!

啊！

I am the evil Dr. Franken-Cheeks!

我是邪惡的弗蘭克-切克斯博士！

Hey, everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day!

嘿，大家好！ 今天是Leif Erikson日！今天是Leif Erikson日！

[mumbles]

[喃喃自語]

Hey, cool crowd.

嘿，很酷的人群。

What's shaking?

什麼在搖晃？

[chuckling]

[笑著說]

Yeah!

是啊！

Hey, hipsters. It's groovy, cats.

嘿，潮人。它的時髦，貓。

Oh, I can dig it.

哦，我可以挖掘它。

If that's how it is, then I am joining the other side!

如果是這樣的話，那我就加入對方的行列了!

Well, fine, me too!

好吧，好吧，我也是！

Kelp powder, for muscle mass.

海帶粉，可增肌。

Raw eggs, 'cause they're cliche.

生雞蛋，因為他們是老生常談。

And nails, for toughness!

還有釘子，為了堅韌!

Well, of course I expect you to eat this.

我當然希望你能吃下這個

It's scientifically designed to help you win tomorrow!

它的科學設計是為了幫助你贏得明天!

Gary?

加里?

Wow, pretty good time!

哇，相當不錯的時間！

I'm Man Ray! I've returned from the murky depths

我是文雷！我從陰暗的深淵中回來了

to seek my revenge and banish your souls to the nether regions!

要找我報仇，把你們的靈魂放逐到陰間去!

Their defenses are strong, but they're no match for my Man Ray Ray!

他們的防守很強，但他們不是我的人雷雷的對手!

You're not dealing with an ordinary fry cook!

你面對的不是一個普通的炒菜師傅!

It's time for you to meet...

是時候讓你見見... ...

Fry Boy, Defender of--

薯條男孩，衛士...

Oh!

哦！

Fry Boy, Defender of the Krabby Patty!

薯條男孩，蟹皇堡的捍衛者!

Look, Mr. Krabs! I'm you!

看，蟹老闆！我就是你！

Oh, my! This purse is so big and heavy!

哦，我的天！這個錢包又大又重!

Hold it right there, ma'am. I'll be taking that!

就在那裡等著，夫人。我要拿著這個！

[screaming]

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The Quickster!

快手！

With the uncanny ability to run really... quick.

有著不可思議的能力，跑得非常... 快。

Want to see me run to that mound and back?

想看我跑到土墩上再回來嗎？

You want to see me do it again?

你想看我再做一次嗎？

Captain Magma!

岩漿船長！

Get him angry and he's bound to erupt!

讓他生氣，他一定會爆發!

Krakatoa!

喀拉喀托火山！

[hissing]

[嘶嘶聲]

The Elastic Waistband!

彈性腰帶!

Able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!

能夠將自己的身體拉伸成奇妙的形狀和造型!

I can finally touch my toes!

我終於可以摸到我的腳趾了!

And Miss Appear!

和小姐出現！

Now you see her...

現在你看到她...

now you don't!

現在你不需要了!

Does this outfit make me look fat?

這身衣服是不是讓我看起來很胖？

The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances!

國際正義聯盟的超級熟人!

I've come for your pickle.

我是來找你的泡菜的

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

Hey, SpongeBob!

嘿，海綿寶寶！

Hey, cool glasses!

嘿，很酷的眼鏡！

Just grabbing some measurements.

只是抓住一些測量。

Sir, try to keep still.

先生，儘量不要動。

Whoa there!

哇哦！

Don't you need some other measurements?

你不需要一些其他的測量方法嗎？

I mean, how about me inseam?

我的意思是，我的臀部怎麼樣？

Uh, no, you can put that away, sir. I'm almost done.

呃，不，你可以把它收起來，先生。我幾乎完成了。

Welcome to the Chum Bucket!

歡迎來到查姆桶！

I'm Karen the Cat!

我是凱倫貓！

[meows]

[喵喵]

Do the scary part!

做可怕的部分！

[hisses]

[吊車]

Hi, I'm Patrick Star!

嗨，我是Patrick Star！

I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom!

我是《比基尼海灘》裡最懶惰、最粉嫩的海星!

And I wish I were me and not SpongeBob!

我希望我是我而不是海綿寶寶！

Well, I must be going! Mein wifen calling me for zupper!

好吧，我得走了！我的老婆在叫我起床！

She is a fine Gutenchef of Fudenschlop!

她是富登施洛普的優秀古登施夫!

Tremble before Captain Tightwad!

在緊身衣隊長面前顫抖吧！

[muttering] Squidward.

[喃喃自語]章魚哥

And cower in fear of Dr. Negative.

而畏懼負心醫生。

Holy shrimp! This is the best day of my life!

我的天啊！這是我一生中最棒的一天！

I was supposed to lead the bunny hop!

我應該帶著小兔子跳！

This is a bunch of barnacles!

這是一群藤壺！

I'm breaking in!

我要闖進去！

Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob.

哇，你想得真好，海綿寶寶先生。

Posing as a frightened wee babe in ye ol' diapers

冒充一個受驚的小寶貝在你們的老式尿布中

did make it most believable.

確實讓人最相信。

Yeah, you think we fooled them?

是啊，你以為我們騙了他們？

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

Princess Pearl!

珍珠公主！

I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus.

我必須完成預言，而你要給帕特里克和皇家笨蛋鬆綁。

That'd be royal fool.

那就是皇室的傻瓜了。

Patrick! Wake up!

帕特里克！醒醒吧！

Ready to lose?

準備好輸了嗎？

Weather permitting, of course.

當然，如果天氣允許的話。

[thunder]

[雷聲]

Aww! How are we supposed to golf in this downpour?

啊！我們怎麼能在這大雨中打高爾夫？

Our putters are getting waterlogged.

我們的推杆都快被水淹沒了。

I've got a surprise for you!

我有一個驚喜給你！

Where'd he go?!

他去哪了？

You can't fire me!

你不能解僱我！

I'm not an executive at all!

我根本就不是什麼高管!

Yes?

是嗎？

Ooh! Excuse me, me lovely!

哦，對不起，我的可愛！

Maybe I've got the wrong house here, but I can't say I'm disappointed.

也許我在這裡找錯了房子，但我不能說我很失望。

I was seeking me old matey SpongeBob, and...

我在找我的老夥計海綿寶寶，然後... ...

Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs.

哦，嘿，蟹老闆。

Oh! What is this?

哦，這是什麼？

Curly tresses, poofy texture, itchy scalp...

捲曲的頭髮，蓬鬆的質地，頭皮發癢......。

[gasps] It's a wig!

[喘氣] 這是一個假髮！

Who were you expecting, Tiny Tim?

你在等誰呢，小蒂姆？

Wait, wait...

等等，等等...

Big, aren't they?

很大，不是嗎？

Dude, you're ripped!

老兄，你是撕裂的！

Thank... you.

謝謝... 你

- Thank you, mister ranger. - Yeah, thanks.

- 謝謝你，護林員先生。- 是啊，謝謝。

Greetings, children of Bikini Bottom.

比基尼底的孩子們，你們好。

I am Karen, the computer fairy.

我是凱倫，電腦仙子。

[sings a high note]

[唱高音]

Hey, kids!

嘿，孩子們！

Um, thank you all for coming!

嗯，謝謝大家的到來！

Thank you!

謝謝你！

Eat plenty of Krabby Patties!

多吃蟹皇堡！

You know what this means.

你知道這意味著什麼。

Donuts.

甜甜圈。

Ooh...

哦...

By the power of Neptune,

通過海王星的力量。

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy unite!

美人魚人和巴納克男孩聯合起來!

Creatures of the deep, assemble!

深海的生物，集合！

[struggling and grunting]

[掙扎和叫聲]

What's happening?

發生什麼事了？

I missed my house, and I was hoping I could move back in.

我很想念我的房子，我希望我可以搬回來住。

Oh, sorry, dude. No room.

哦，對不起，夥計。沒有房間。

This place is, like, filled with band members and musical instruments.

這個地方，就像，充滿了樂隊成員和樂器。

At last, I have found my calling...

終於，我找到了我的使命... ...

I am Patrick-Man, Defender of Bikini Bottom!

我是 "比基尼底褲 "的捍衛者Patrick-Man!

I'm Peggy the Pirate.

我是海盜佩吉

I'm Blind Beard the Pirate.

我是盲鬍子海盜。

Ow.

嗷。

[chuckling]

[笑著說]

Ouch!

哎喲！

And now, for the final touch.

現在，是最後一個環節。

Perfect!

完美！

Hello?

喂？

What do you think, Pearl? Cleans up pretty good, doesn't he?

你覺得呢，珍珠？清理得不錯，不是嗎？

Yes, it is I, Santa Claus!

是的，是我，聖誕老人!

Ho-ho-ho--

嗬嗬嗬 --

Hoo-hee-ha-hnng.

Hoo-hee-ha-hnng。

Want to make sure that when you're gone, you are not forgotten?

想確保當你走後，你不會被遺忘嗎？

Well, step on up and marvel at the latest technological wonder...

好了，走上前去，驚歎於最新的科技奇蹟... ...

photography!

攝影！

Preserve your precious punim for generations to come!

為您的子孫後代保存您珍貴的Punim!

You're not wearing your spacesuit and helmet!

你沒有穿上太空服和頭盔！

Uh, yeah. That's, uh...

呃，是的，那是，呃...那是，呃...

'cause, uh, I just breathe underwater now.

因為，呃，我現在只是在水下呼吸。

It's as simple as that!

就這麼簡單!

Good evening, mad'ram.

晚上好，瘋羊。

Table for two, please.

兩個人的桌子，請。

- Your name? - I be Eugene Krab...

- 你叫什麼名字？- 我是尤金-蟹...

Er... I mean, uh...

我是說，呃...

Sir Krumple O'Wrapper.

Krumple O'Wrapper爵士。

- Er, that's me name. Don't wear it out. - All right.

- 呃，那是我的名字。不要把它穿出來。- 好吧 All right.

Magic!

神奇！

Magic? Can you make yourself disappear, SpongeBob?

魔法？你能讓自己消失嗎，海綿寶寶？

[laughing]

[笑]

Silly Squidward!

愚蠢的章魚哥！

I won't learn vanishing spells until I become a level 10 wizard!

在我成為10級魔法師之前，我是不會學習消失法術的!

No, I better start with something simpler.

不，我最好從更簡單的東西開始。

Say, card conjuring?

比如說，牌術？

Here, hold this simple playing card

來，拿著這張簡單的撲克牌

while I transform it into a magic playing card before your very eyes!

而我則在你眼前把它變成一張神奇的撲克牌!

I will put on this uniform and assume my duties as...

我要穿上這身制服，承擔起我的職責... ...

Hall Monitor!

大廳監控！

Hey, Sandy!

嘿，桑迪！

Who's your friend?

誰是你的朋友？

But... But you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit!

但是...但是你應該穿著大猩猩服！

I am in the gorilla suit.

我穿的是大猩猩服。

I thought I was doing a pretty good job.

我覺得我做得很好。

If you're Patrick, then who's that?

如果你是帕特里克，那是誰？

[roaring]

[咆哮]

[gasps] A real gorilla!

真正的大猩猩!

Huh?

咦？

[screaming]

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