I didn't sleep very well last night and this morning I couldn't find my favorite pair of socks again.

昨天晚上沒睡好，今天早上又找不到我喜歡的那雙襪子了。

Then suddenly, randomly, I received one of the most exciting and incredible emails I think I've ever had.

然後突然，隨機地，我收到了一封我認為最激動人心、最不可思議的郵件。

On my whole my whole world has been turned upside down.

我的整個世界都被顛覆了。

I read out.

我念了出來。

Hi, Chris.

嗨，克里斯。

I'm with famous Birthdays, a popular celebrity website visited over 10 million times a month 10 million times a month.

我和著名的生日，一個月訪問量超過1000萬次的熱門名人網站月訪問量1000萬次。

I'm contacting you because many of your fans have been searching for you on our website.

我之所以聯繫你，是因為你的很多粉絲一直在我們網站上搜索你。

My fans, if you'd like to be added to our website, all we need for you to send over is your birthday and year you were born.

我的粉絲們，如果你想加入我們的網站，我們只需要你發過來你的生日和出生年份。

Your fans will be very excited to find your famous birthdays.

你的粉絲會非常興奮地找到你的著名生日。

Now, I've never heard of famous birthdays calm.

現在，我從來沒有聽說過著名的生日平靜。

But as you can imagine, I was intrigued to see if it was really especially if my fans will be very excited about it.

但正如你所想的那樣，我很想看看它是否真的特別是如果我的粉絲會非常興奮。

And it turns out not only is this website really, but I found myself already on there with my own personal profile.

結果不僅這個網站真的是，而且我發現自己在上面已經有了自己的個人資料。

Apparently I'm a YouTube star.

顯然，我是一個YouTube明星。

Yeah.

是啊。

Ah, blogger and Vlogger Yeah, and I encourage people to engage with the locals.

啊，博客和Vlogger是啊，我鼓勵人們與當地人接觸。

Fucking Yeah, I do.

他媽的是的，我做的。

Although I don't ever remember explicitly stating that.

雖然我不記得有明確說過。

But I definitely do then And this is the bit I'm really excited about.

但我肯定會這樣做，這是我真正興奮的一點。

I discovered the extent of my fame.

我發現了我的名氣之大。

It turns out I have 26 592nd most famous birthday in the world over seven billion birthdays.

原來我的生日是26 592，是世界上70億個生日中最有名的生日。

And I have 26 592nd most famous.

而我有26個592最有名。

I looked at this and it just hit me how famous I am, which is of course, very, very famous.

我看了這個，就覺得我是多麼的有名，當然，這是非常非常有名的。

Now I'm sure at this point some people might say famous birthdays Rankings are not an accurate measurement of fame.

現在我相信這時有人會說，著名的生日排行榜並不能準確衡量名氣。

Those statistics are completely meaningless except as a beacon to desperate, pathetic individuals such as yourself.

這些統計數字完全沒有意義，除了作為像你這樣絕望、可悲的人的燈塔。

To which I say enough, enough of this jealousy.

對此，我說夠了，夠了，這種嫉妒。

If you were to fit the world's most famous 90 people in tow, one football stadium, I would be in that stadium with a margin of 63 408.

如果你要把世界上最著名的90人裝在一起，一個足球場，我將以63408的優勢進入那個球場。

Famous birthdays.

著名的生日。

Despair and I would be in that stadium alongside fellow celebrities like Justin Bieber.

我和絕望會和賈斯汀-比伯這樣的名人一起在那個體育場。

Ken, what another Ricky Martin on, um, William.

肯，什麼另一個瑞奇-馬丁上，嗯，威廉。

So it is significant Don't take my fame away from me, It z fuck.

所以，這很重要，不要把我的名聲奪走，這是他媽。

Who am I kidding?

我在跟誰開玩笑？

I'm not famous.

我不出名

Famous Birthdays.

著名的生日。

Com It's not even a good website.

Com它甚至不是一個好網站。

They've got my birthday wrong.

他們把我的生日搞錯了。

Surely the fact they got my birthday wrong undermines the entire premise of having a website called famous fucking birthdays.

當然，他們把我的生日弄錯了這一事實，破壞了建立一個叫著名他媽的生日的網站的整個前提。

Nor that it matters.

也不是說這很重要。

You're not famous on YouTube these days unless you have, like, three million subscribers.

這年頭在YouTube上不出名，除非你有三百萬訂閱者。

And even then it's not like Riel proper fame.

即使如此，也不像里爾妥妥的名氣。

Whenever someone asked me what I do for a living and I say I make videos on YouTube, you can see the disappointment slowly wash across their faces.

每當有人問我是做什麼工作的，我說我在YouTube上做視頻的時候，你就能看到他們臉上慢慢地洗出失望的表情。

They turn to go away, probably gonna have to start lying about what I do for a living.

他們轉身走了，可能要開始撒謊說我是幹什麼的了。

And even then, the lies won't hide the fact that I'm not even in the most famous 26 0 most famous people on famous birthdays dot com I'm nothing.

即使這樣，謊言也掩蓋不了我連最有名的26 0個最有名的人都不在有名的生日網我什麼都不是的事實。

Nothing but awful website society.

除了可怕的網站社會，什麼都沒有。

Do I really believe that I'm a YouTube star?

我真的相信我是YouTube明星嗎？

No, not really.

不，不是真的。

I'm not completely deleted.

我還沒有完全刪除。

I realized this YouTube channel is still pretty small, insignificant in the grand scheme of YouTube channels.

我意識到這個YouTube頻道在YouTube頻道的大格局中還是相當小的，微不足道。

Honestly, I've never been attracted to the idea of being a YouTube star, either.

老實說，我也從來沒有被成為YouTube明星的想法所吸引。

Just because I'm not particularly charismatic or interesting, I spend most of my time staring at a wall listening to Duran Duran, and I don't think that's something many people my age can relate.

只是因為我不是特別有魅力，也不是特別有趣，我大部分時間都在盯著牆聽杜蘭杜蘭的歌，我想這不是很多同齡人能夠體會到的。

Thio.

Thio.

And if you're wondering what my age is, he confined.

如果你想知道我的年齡是多少，他限制。

AL famous birthdays calm.

AL著名的生日平靜。

But why do I make YouTube videos then, if not to become a raging YouTube star?

但是，如果不是為了成為YouTube上的狂飆明星，那我為什麼要做YouTube視頻呢？

Surely anyone who has a YouTube channel must be driven by some kind of egotistical desire to stand out well, Firstly, my motivation behind doing this was born out of a small filmmaking hobby I've always had on Living in a Country is amazing.

當然，任何擁有YouTube頻道的人一定是被某種自我的慾望所驅使，想要很好地脫穎而出，首先，我做這件事的動機是源於我一直以來對《生活在鄉村》的一個小電影製作愛好，很神奇。

And also Miss Japan gave me an excuse to put that hobby to good use.

而且日本小姐也給了我一個藉口，讓我把這個愛好好好利用起來。

And over the years of living in Japan, I've been pretty lucky to come across some fairly unique situations.

而在日本生活的這些年，我很幸運地遇到了一些相當獨特的情況。

People and places.

人和地方。

There's never been a plan, though, other than making a video I thought would be informative or entertaining in some way.

不過一直沒有計劃，除了製作一個我認為能提供資訊或以某種方式娛樂的視頻。

I never anticipated that videos would be watched by so many people.

我從來沒有想到，視頻會有這麼多人看。

Honestly, I still failed to appreciate how many people have followed this channel over the years.

說實話，我還是沒能體會到這些年有多少人關注這個頻道。

I've also failed to appreciate where some of these videos have ended up.

我也沒能體會到其中一些視頻的結局。

It really amazes me where making YouTube videos could lead.

這真的讓我很驚訝，製作YouTube視頻可以通往哪裡。

For example, the KFC Christmas video has featured on UK television on Channel four on This is Chris Broad, a teacher living in Japan, who's going to substitute being away from the bosom of his family with chicken shot breast meets.

例如，肯德基的聖誕視頻已經在英國電視第四頻道上出現，這是克里斯-布羅德，一個生活在日本的老師，他要用雞肉拍胸脯見面來代替遠離家人的懷抱。

Then there was the time I was asked to present part of an American documentary on the Travel Channel, where I mainly bumbled around a cat cafe, making a fool of myself.

還有一次，旅遊頻道請我介紹美國紀錄片的一部分，我主要是在貓咪咖啡館裡瞎轉悠，自討沒趣。

It's a cat cafe.

這是一家貓咪咖啡館。

Come on, let's go with it.

來吧，讓我們去與它。

Chris Brit, living here in Japan is sampling this odd Japanese phenomenon.

生活在日本的克里斯-布里特正在對這種奇怪的日本現象進行採樣。

This is a disorientated room.

這是個迷失方向的房間。

It feels like a lot of cats have escaped.

感覺有很多貓咪都逃了出來。

I've just taken over a house, to be honest, it's like a crazy day care.

我剛接手的房子，說實話，就像一個瘋狂的託兒所。

Send meets a hostile Don't even think about going past that curtain with these two guys.

發送遇到敵意的別想和這兩個傢伙過那道簾子。

No doubt about it.

毫無疑問，這一點。

The cats are in charge here.

這裡是貓咪的天下。

Yes, they certainly were.

是的，他們當然是。

I can't believe how many cats they managed to stuff into one room.

我不敢相信他們居然能把這麼多貓塞進一個房間。

Still not sold on the idea of cat Catholic teaching swear words, video letters and viral success online and to my delight, led to the term swear word missionary Big featured in the headline in the London Metro And that was always my goal in life.

還是不看好貓天主教教髒話，視頻信和病毒式的成功在網上，讓我高興的是，導致髒話傳教士這個詞大出現在倫敦地鐵的頭條上而這一直是我的人生目標。

So I was quite happy about that.

所以，我對此相當滿意。

More recently, that bloody Marmite video received a lot of exposure on.

最近，那段血腥的瑪米特視頻被大量曝光，在。

Ended up on the sinister, all powerful daily mail website amongst other places even lead to the most ludicrous situation I've ever seen.

最後在險惡的，所有強大的每日郵報網站當中甚至導致了我見過的最可笑的情況。

In which was giving an interview on BBC radio about how I gave Japanese people Marmo.

在其中接受BBC電臺採訪時，說到我是如何給日本人做馬模的。

I've watched I've watched the video.

我已經看了我已經看了視頻。

I have to say there are a couple of things objections I have to the way that you tested this Marmite has to be spread very thinly on hotly buttered toast for it to be palatable.

我不得不說有幾件事情的反對意見，我有你測試的方式，這個Marmite必須非常薄地塗抹在熱黃油吐司上，它是可口的。

Yeah, I didn't know I was a I was in a bad mood that day.

是啊，我不知道我是一個我那天心情不好。

I didn't know you offered them great slabs of white bread with Marmite slathered all over it.

我不知道你給他們提供了大塊的白麵包，上面塗滿了瑪米特。

I figured if you're gonna try my my, you might as well do it in a big way.

我想，如果你想試試我的， 你可能會做一個大的方式。

Try Mom, I in a big way.

試試媽媽，我在很大程度上。

I never thought I would be saying that phrase or BBC radio, So that was interesting.

我從來沒有想過我會說這句話或BBC廣播，所以這是有趣的。

Also, when I first met my good friend not ski for the first time, he told me about a weird, bizarre dream that he had to become forever immortalized online next to the smirking face of J.

還有，當我第一次見到我的好朋友不滑雪的時候，他告訴我，他做了一個奇怪的、離奇的夢，他要在網上成為永遠不朽的J的笑臉旁邊。

K.

K.

Rolling At the time, of course, I told him it was crazy, if not unrealistic.

當然，滾滾當時，我告訴他，這很瘋狂，甚至不現實。

And yet following on from that Marmite video, his dream has now finally been realized, as he now features and those annoying Clickbait thumbnail links on websites around the world, Dreams become reality on the abroad in Japan Channel.

然而繼那個丸子醬視頻之後，他的夢想現在終於實現了，因為他現在在世界各地的網站上都有專題和那些惱人的Clickbait縮略圖鏈接，夢想在國外在日本頻道變成了現實。

Of course, the biggest benefit from doing this has been connecting with so many amazing people around the world.

當然，做這件事最大的好處是和全世界那麼多了不起的人聯繫在一起。

Every week I received literally hundreds of emails, comments, messages from people sharing their stories and experiences and dreams, and I'm very grateful, knowing others have gotten insight into Japan over the years.

每週我都會收到上百封郵件、評論、留言，大家都在分享自己的故事、經歷和夢想，我非常感激，知道這些年來別人對日本有了深入的瞭解。

Through these videos, it is really rewarding whether that's been sharing in the ongoing struggle battle of learning, Japanese, exploring the country or the culture, or just sharing in the magic of Fox's robots and swearing, Oh, go fuck yourself, eso That is the real reward behind doing this.

通過這些視頻，不管是一直在分享學習、日語、探索國家或文化的持續奮鬥戰，還是分享福克斯機器人的魔力，罵一句：哦，去你媽的，eso這才是做這件事背後真正的收穫。

Not the prospect of being a YouTube star and certainly not the prospect of rising through the ranks of famous birthdays.

不是指成為YouTube明星的前景，當然也不是指在著名的生日行列中崛起的前景。

Thio.

Thio.

Try and beat my friend Charlotte in Japan.

試著在日本打敗我的朋友夏洛特。

I think she's got the 16448th birthday.

我想她的生日是16448年。

I think you know, I can't believe she's 10 0 birthdays more famous than I am that z ridiculous, you know, just because she she smiles more in her videos.

我想你知道，我不能相信她的10個生日比我更有名氣，Z荒謬的，你知道，只是因為她，她在她的視頻中微笑更多。

Bitch, if there's one lesson I want you to take away from this video, though, is if you put your heart and soul into something, something you enjoy something you're passionate about, You No, sorry.

婊子，如果有一個教訓，我希望你從這個視頻中帶走，雖然，是如果你把你的心臟和靈魂的東西，你喜歡的東西你的激情，你不，對不起。

I just wanted to sound really profound and clever.

我只是想聽起來真的很深奧，很聰明。

The rial lesson in this video is don't trust the Birthdays on famous Birthdays Com Stupid website Trying to make me even more egotistical and unpleasant with silly, meaningless statistics.

這個視頻中的rial教訓是不要相信著名的Birthday Com愚蠢的網站上的Birthday Trying to make me even more egotistical and unpleasant with silly, meaningless statistics.

Although don't be surprised if I use those statistics for marketing purposes are take anything I could get.

雖然不要驚訝，如果我使用這些統計數字的營銷目的是採取任何我可以得到。

Thanks for watching guys and thank you for your support over the years.

謝謝大家的觀看，感謝大家多年來的支持。

I don't say thank you enough, so thank you.

我對你說的感謝還不夠，所以謝謝你。

Wherever you are in the world, there's some fantastic stuff coming up, so keep an eye out.

無論你在世界的哪個角落，都會有一些奇妙的事情發生，所以要注意。

Please don't forget to hit the like button.

請別忘了點贊。

If you want more videos, I'll see you next time.

如果你想看更多的視頻，我們下次再見。

You can also find lots of cute, smiling characters on nearly every object, whether it's the sheep shaking the hand on a pack of tissues or the cute rabbit on the front of the notebook.

你還可以在幾乎每一個物體上找到很多可愛的、微笑的字元，無論是一包紙巾上的小羊搖手，還是筆記本正面的可愛兔子，都可以找到。

Cute but slightly insane.

可愛但略顯瘋狂。

I like a donor.

我喜歡一個捐贈者。

What's your favorite drink?

你最喜歡的飲料是什麼？