Let's make dessert with milk.

讓我們用牛奶做甜點吧。

Well, let's go out for a picnic with a leisure sheet leisure.

好吧，讓我們帶著休閒單休閒出去野餐吧。

She Whoa, Let's vitamin How do you vitamin?

她 哇，讓我們的維生素 你怎麼維生素？

Let's enjoy individuality.

讓我們享受個性。

Yeah, nothing says individuality, like a deco cover seal for a discontinued portable music player.

是啊，沒有什麼比一個停產的便攜式音樂播放器的封面封條更有個性了。

Or, as I like to call them, stickers for an iPod.

或者，我喜歡叫他們，iPod的貼紙。

Whilst English isn't really spoken or needed in everyday life in Japan, it still plays a surprisingly big role in the form of marketing We're having it on.

雖然在日本，英語在日常生活中並不是很常用，也不是很需要，但它在營銷形式上仍然發揮著令人驚訝的作用。

Your product is good for the brand.

你的產品對品牌是有好處的。

Is it seen as cool, fashionable or prestigious?

它是被視為酷、時尚還是聲望？

So it's commonly printed on objects and items, even though the buyer may neither read it nor understand it something English speakers a guilty of his well when buying clothes from popular retailers like Super Drunk.

是以，它通常印在物體和物品上，即使買方可能既不閱讀也不理解它的東西英語國家的人一個有罪的他的好，當從流行的零售商，如Super Drunk購買衣服。

If you're wondering what you're cool, cleverly branded T shirt actually has written on it, it says Kotite, 10 called Keisha, which literally translates as hard weather company.

如果你想知道你是什麼酷，聰明的品牌T恤實際上已經寫在上面，它說Kotite，10叫Keisha，字面翻譯為硬天氣公司。

In other words, it means nothing.

換句話說，它毫無意義。

But in Japan it happens on a much bigger scale, and every day you're confronted by this Japanese English, this Japan English as it's commonly nicknamed.

但是在日本，這種情況發生的規模要大得多，每天你都要面對這種日本英語，這種日本英語的俗稱。

But in my opinion, Japanese English is the ultimate language for marketing, not just because he could walk into a shop and come out a few minutes later wearing a shirt with a powerful philosophical question.

但在我看來，日語英語是營銷的終極語言，不僅僅是因為他可以走進一家商店，幾分鐘後穿著一件襯衫出來，上面寫著一個強有力的哲學問題。

But here's four reasons.

但這裡有四個原因。

I think Japanese English marketing is so brilliant and effective.

我覺得日本的英語營銷真是太高明瞭，太有效了。

I used to look at oranges and see, well, just oranges, really, until I received a box of orange flavored cookies with a wonderfully positive description on on.

我以前看橘子的時候，看到的只是橘子，真的，直到我收到了一盒橘子味的餅乾，上面有精彩的正面描述。

Now, when I look oranges, I see delicious presence from the sky.

現在，當我看橘子的時候，我看到了來自天空的美味存在。

Delicious presence from the sky.

來自天空的美味存在。

It's beautiful.

真漂亮

You could also find lots of cute, smiling characters on nearly every object, whether it's the sheep shaking the hand on a pack of tissues or the cute rabbit on the front of the notebook.

你還可以在幾乎每一個物體上找到很多可愛的、微笑的字元，無論是一包紙巾上的羊搖手，還是筆記本正面的可愛兔子。

Cute but slightly insane.

可愛但略顯瘋狂。

I like a donor.

我喜歡一個捐贈者。

What's your favorite drink?

你最喜歡的飲料是什麼？

I've already mentioned the use of the word Let's on the front of everything, which is kind of nice and inclusive, although sometimes it can be a little bit disturbing.

我已經提到了在所有東西的前面都使用了Let's這個詞，這是一種很好的包容，雖然有時候會讓人有點不安。

I bought this nice blue towel the other day, and it came with some questionable advice on the front.

前幾天我買了這條漂亮的藍色毛巾，前面還附帶了一些有問題的建議。

It says Let's wash your body with a favorite towel.

上面寫著讓我們用最喜歡的毛巾來清洗身體。

Obviously, no.

很明顯，沒有。

If you're gonna wash your body, you're not gonna use.

如果你要洗身體，你就不要用。

You're gonna use your favorite tower.

你要用你最喜歡的塔。

You don't want to ruin.

你不想毀掉。

It will get evidence all over.

它會把證據都弄到手。

It did.

確實如此。

When I bought the tower, I also bought this pink sponge because when I'm in the shower, I quite like thio bubble, such as the meringue e innovation.

買塔的時候，我也買了這個粉色的海綿，因為我在洗澡的時候，我挺喜歡tio泡泡的，比如蛋白糖e創新。

But what do I mean by that?

但我說的是什麼意思呢？

Well, in Japanese English, you can often learn new words and phrases that you've never heard before in standard English.

那麼，在日語英語中，你可以經常學習標準英語中從未聽說過的新單詞和短語。

For example, in one English textbook we use at school, I discovered an interesting phrase in the section for meeting strangers.

例如，在我們學校使用的一本英語課本中，我在會見陌生人的部分發現了一個有趣的短語。

I'm quite excited at the idea of going up to a stranger asking them, Are you aware of your own defect?

我挺興奮的，我想走到一個陌生人面前問他們，你知道自己的缺陷嗎？

In fact, it probably made quite a good chat up line after may have taken over.

其實，可能接手後，這可能是一條相當不錯的哈拉線。

I also think a lot of the English is quite clever in a psychological way.

我也覺得很多英語在心理上是相當聰明的。

For example, I went into the shop the other day just to buy some groceries, and this range of toilet seat covers caught my eye.

比如，前幾天我進店只是想買點菜，這一系列的馬桶蓋就吸引了我的目光。

I've never thought once in my life yeah, I need a toilet seat cover but written on the front.

我這輩子從來沒有想過一次 是啊，我需要一個馬桶蓋，但寫在前面。

It said.

它說：

A colorful waffle design enables the coordination of I like him, and I read that I was so confused I actually did up buying it.

繽紛的華夫餅設計，讓協調的我喜歡上他，我看了很迷茫，居然真的買了起來。

So there you go things.

所以，你去的東西。

The toilet seat cover for my relax room.

我的休閒室的馬桶座套。

Haven't even opened it yet, right?

還沒打開吧？

What?

什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

It's got a waffle design.

它有一個華夫餅的設計。

There could be little doubt about that.

這一點毋庸置疑。

It's hardly colorful, though, is it?

不過，這幾乎沒有什麼色彩，不是嗎？

It looks like a dirty white hasn't enabled the coordination of I like it.

它看起來像一個骯髒的白色還沒有啟用協調的我喜歡它。

A total just rubbish.

一個總的只是垃圾。

No, I bought it.

不，我買了。

But as well as being positive, a lot of the English is quite bold.

但除了積極向上，很多英語也很大膽。

On Ambitious.

關於雄心壯志。

For example, this towel holder like that proudly boasts first and foremost, we produce for human beings before comparing the sensation of buying a towel holder to taking your own holiday, which I think is to greatly exaggerate the satisfaction found in purchasing a towel holder.

比如像這種毛巾架，首先驕傲地標榜，我們是為人類生產的，然後再把買毛巾架的感覺比作自己度假，我覺得是大大誇大了購買毛巾架的滿足感。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Maybe I'm wrong.

也許我錯了。

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

Leave a comment below another good example of convincing like innovative Japan.

在下面留言，又是一個像創新日本一樣讓人信服的好例子。

English was a state restaurant in Tokyo station chicanery steak or, as it's also known, the very steak.

英語是東京站chicanery牛排的國營餐廳，也就是所謂的非常牛排。

But the most interesting thing about Connery steak was their innovative style of eating.

但康奈爾牛排最有趣的是他們創新的吃法。

As described in the shop window.

如店家窗口所述。

Our style is first of all, beef steak.

我們的風格首先是牛扒。

We want you to try our delicious thick steak when your stomach is empty.

我們希望您在肚子空空如也的時候，能嚐嚐我們美味的厚牛排。

This is a common idea in the use A as well, a common idea in the use A as well eating When your stomach is empty.

這是在使用A以及，在使用A以及吃當你的胃是空的一個共同的想法。

What kind of crazy American concept is this?

這是什麼瘋狂的美國概念？

I tend to find Japanese English.

我傾向於找日語英語。

Marketing could be quite romantic sometimes, particularly on the front covers off notebooks, often to the point where it feels like you're being chatted up in almost uncomfortable, weird kind of way.

營銷有時候可能很浪漫，尤其是在筆記本的封面脫落上，經常會讓人感覺到你是在被人哈拉，幾乎是不舒服的，奇怪的那種。

Listen for each person, there's only one perfect mate.

傾聽每個人的心聲，完美的伴侶只有一個。

Moment we met, I knew it was you and you knew it was me.

我們相遇的那一刻，我知道那是你，你也知道那是我。

So if you can ever love this way again, retro style on now you have to ask yourself the question.

所以，如果你還能再這樣愛下去，復古風開啟現在你要問自己一個問題。

What's more ridiculous?

還有什麼更可笑的？

The seductive and awkwardly written in English on the front of that notebook, or the fact that I paid a professional voice artist to read it out, probably the second one that said I did buy one more notebook to remind me if you're going to commit blatant copyright infringement, you can still keep the key story components intact.

那本筆記本正面用英文寫的誘人而笨拙，還是我花錢請了專業的配音師念出來的，大概是第二個說我確實多買了一本筆記本，提醒我如果你要明目張膽地侵犯版權，你還是可以保持故事的關鍵成分。

Justus, long as you change the name.

賈斯德斯，只要你換個名字。

So there you have it.

所以，你有它。

Japan, English finest marketing language the world has ever known.

日本，英語是世界上最好的營銷語言。

Japan is covered in it, though, and it's these little findings that make everyday life just that extra bit more special For what Japan English of you found.

日本雖然覆蓋在其中，但正是這些小發現，讓日常生活變得格外特別，對於日本英語的你發現了什麼。

Do you like a donor on What are your personal defects?

你喜歡捐獻者上你的個人缺陷是什麼？

Let us all know in the comments section below, Please don't forget to hit the like button.

在下面的評論區讓我們都知道，請不要忘記點擊喜歡的按鈕。

If you want to see more of these kinds of videos, thanks again for watching.

如果你想看更多此類視頻，再次感謝你的觀看。

I'm off now to bubble, such as the meringue.

我現在要去泡泡，比如蛋白糖。

I'll see you next time The sheep is shaking the hand.

下回見 綿羊在握手。

The rabbit is shaking the hand.

兔子在握手。

The lion is shaking the hand.

獅子在握手。

God, what's the dog doing?

天啊，那隻狗在做什麼？

Oh God, she's shaking the hand as well.

天啊，她也在握手。

What a lovely story.

多麼可愛的故事。

In the end, I sell for the only diary that I could find that wasn't trying to chat me up, even if that does mean walking around holding a notebook that says Barry party in Big letters on the front.

最後，我賣掉了唯一一本日記，我能找到的不是想和我哈拉的日記，即使這意味著拿著一本正面大字寫著巴里黨的筆記本走來走去。

I never heard a barrier.

我從來沒有聽說過有什麼障礙。

His party literally no context on that.

他的黨從字面上看沒有背景就。

I don't know what it is.

我不知道那是什麼