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  • (Anthony) Your phone can hack?

  • Mine can only take dick pics. (snaps camera)

  • (Ian) SHUT UP!

  • Oh my god, dude, it's Rob Dyrdek!

  • - Dude, just play it cool, alright? - Alright, we got this.

  • - We're super cool. - Yeah.

  • - Hey, love you! - Love you!

  • The flip kick is...

  • (tires screeching)

  • Here. Take this.

  • Oh my nipples!

  • (tires screeching)

  • (Derek) Stop light hack? What?

  • Oh dear god! A red light!

  • - (gasping) - (tires screeching)

  • Ah! Owie!

  • HEY!

  • They got Ian's phone!

  • What?

  • Let's get him!

  • Let's go. Let's go.

  • - What?! - (Derek) Let's go!

  • - And how are we involved in this? - You're involved. Let's go!

  • - (tires screeching) - (Derek) Let's go!

  • We're gonna get him.

  • AAAAAAH!

  • (tires screeching)

  • Okay, okay, look.

  • We're gonna have to put together a seriously bad-ass team

  • if we're gonna get away from these bad guys.

  • Alright, Ian, what do you got?

  • Um, I can eat two bowls of spaghetti at once.

  • Okay, Anthony, what do you got?

  • Uh, I can knit a really fashionable scarf.

  • Okay, stereotypical buff action hero guy, what do you got?

  • I'm the most dangerous man in the world!

  • And I have these.

  • - Umm, I'll take Anthony-- - Yes!

  • (Derek) And...

  • - And Ian. - Yeah!

  • Let's go. Let's go.

  • What?! No fair.

  • (sobbing)

  • Okay, look, we get to my Fantasy Factory

  • and we'll be all good.

  • - (tires screeching) - Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

  • I don't know they just disappeared from our sights like that.

  • Those guys are the best hiders I've never not seen.

  • Okay, okay, look.

  • I need you both to run out into traffic right now.

  • - What?! - Why?

  • What do you mean, "Why?".

  • What do bad guys love to do more than anything else.?

  • Spray tans?

  • They love spray tans, but more than that

  • they love to run people over, man.

  • - Dude, but what if I chaff my nipples-- - No, just go.

  • - Alright. - Okay, I'll sacrifice myself for you.

  • Okay, you're not even sac--what?

  • Hey, bad guys!

  • There they are!

  • Come run us over or somethin' like that!

  • I'm gonna run them over or somethin' like that!

  • Alright, here we go. Stoplight hack.

  • - (tires screeching) - AH! Ow!

  • - Dude, just run the light! - I can't get another ticket.

  • My mom will kill me.

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Green!

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Red!

  • - (tires screeching) - (yelling)

  • OOOH, whooo.

  • Green.

  • Red.

  • Green. Red.

  • Green. Red.

  • Green. Red.

  • Okay, guys, guys. Come on, come on, come on.

  • (moronic giggling)

  • Okay, screw this! Screw the van.

  • Come on guys, let's go!

  • Uh, okay! Well, this is a loading zone.

  • So I'm gonna go find a real place to park.

  • Oh, come on.

  • I knew I should've picked the stereotypical buff action hero guy.

  • Freeze!

  • Now give us the phone

  • and Bad Guy #3 here won't have to kill you.

  • No, I'll still totally kill you, but...

  • give us the phone anyway.

  • - (phone buzzing) - Uh, just a second.

  • Give me just a second. It's probably my wife.

  • She gets really lonely when I'm working.

  • Just a second.

  • Hey honey! I'm cheating on you with Bad Guy #3.

  • You're sleeping with my wife?!

  • Damn, your wife must straight up hate your ass!

  • Yeah, I mean, that would suck if everyone were to know about it.

  • - Right, Rob? - Uh, yes, it would.

  • [I slept with Bad Guy #2's wife! (She straight-up hates his ass!)]

  • - Ooooh! - Ugh!

  • [inaudible]

  • Bad guy #4, oh he's kicking some ass.

  • Bad Guy #1 is parking.

  • Why don't you park the goddamn van, Bad Guy #2?

  • (Derek) We made it. The Fantasy Factory.

  • - We are safe. Officially. - Oh.

  • (maniacal laughter)

  • Ya'll havin' a good time?

  • I'm not.

  • Give me the damn phone.

  • [Cannon hack.]

  • [Tennis Ball Cannon]

  • OW! Oh...oh...

  • You hit me in the balls.

  • That is in direct violation of the Bro Code!

  • (whimpering)

  • Do you have any basketballs here?

  • Is this how you properly grip balls?

  • Okay, you can grip your balls however you feel comfortable.

  • It's up to you. Yeah, it's up to you.

  • Hey, guys?

  • I finally found a place to park, but it's 15 minutes parking

  • so we gotta hurry!

  • Hey!

  • Give me the phone.

  • Oh god! Guys, he's got a--

  • Rubber band?!

  • I left my gun in the car. Whatever.

  • It's still gonna sting hecka bad.

  • Rob, do something!

  • I don't him to shoot my nipples.

  • Yeah, his nipples are super sensitive. Look!

  • They're already chafing.

  • I got this covered.

  • [Rocket Bike]

  • Rocket launch engaged.

  • Oh crap! I should probably move out of the way

  • 'cause this bike looks like it's gonna hit me!

  • [Target Acquired]

  • Whoaaa!

  • (screaming)

  • That was AWESOME!

  • I dunno, I feel kinda bad.

  • I mean, that could really hurt.

  • What's the worst that could happen?

  • It's made out of foam.

  • Well, he was gonna shoot you with a rubber band.

  • That's true. He deserved it.

  • So...what now?

  • Obviously, epic high five!

  • Let's do this!

  • Uh...guys?

  • Can I join it?

  • Get on in here, big guy!

  • Awesome!

  • Let's do this.

  • YEEAH!

  • [Blackout Hack]

  • Ooh-hoo-hoo!

  • - Oh, whoa! - What, is that all you got?!

  • Is that all you got? Come on!

  • Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

  • Hey guys, it was so much fun hanging out with Rob.

  • I mean, we got to do all this crazy stuff

  • like jump in this foam pit.

  • And there's a whole bunch of more bloopers,

  • so if you wanna see that, click the video on the left.

  • (screaming)

  • Oh, I can't feel my ass!

  • And if you guys haven't already, make sure you check out Smosh Games.

  • We've been putting out a whole bunch of awesome new stuff like this:

  • And why am I going so much slower than everybody?

  • - 'Cause you're fat. - Oh wow.

  • I'm Toad!

  • So click that video on the right for some Smosh Games goodness.

  • Click the super awesome hack button so you can subscribe to our channel!

  • Man, that's the coolest hack I've ever seen.

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(Anthony) Your phone can hack?

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