Sometimes a very...

有時一個很...

heavy challenge and sometimes it's very furry.

重的挑戰，有時還很毛躁。

And here Martina and I are trying to snuggle in the morning and this guy won't leave us alone.

而我和瑪蒂娜早上想依偎在一起，這傢伙卻不肯放過我們。

Memers: I love my family~

Memers:我愛我的家人

S: Hello, I'm the Meemers

S：您好，我是梅梅爾夫婦。

and this is high-quality programming.

而這是高質量的節目。

Fortunately, I'm able to move this one off of me and get started with my day. Who wants some breakfast? You do. *kiss*

幸運的是，我能夠把這個從我身上移開，開始我的一天。誰想吃點早餐？你想*kiss*

Hey guys, good job on the decorative fennel. I'm glad you bought it but you're never gonna eat it.

嘿，夥計們，好工作 在裝飾茴香。我很高興你買了它，但你永遠不會吃它。

Meemers~

Meemers~

S:Meoow *mocking memers*

S:Meoow *嘲諷Memers *。

Up you go.

上去吧

Up you go.

上去吧

Good boy.

好孩子

There you go, sweet guy. Gimme a wet kiss. I don't know how to bite. I just know how to lick. Lem lem lem~

給你，親愛的傢伙。給我一個溼吻。我不知道怎麼咬。我只知道如何舔。Lem lem lem~

What a unit.

什麼組織、部門。

So this is a very different way of making coffee than I'm used to.

所以這是一種和我習慣的非常不同的咖啡製作方式。

You've seen in our other videos how we usually use a French press.

你已經在我們的其他視頻中看到了我們通常是如何使用法式壓機的。

Lately, I've tried to do hand drip. We go to some hand drip places in Japan and they're really really delicious.

最近，我嘗試著做手撕。我們去日本的一些手撕店，真的非常好吃。

And Martina is very well versed in coffee. I'm not as well versed.

而Martina對咖啡非常精通。我沒有那麼精通。

So, I figured I'm gonna try to learn how to do this myself.

所以，我想我要試著自己學習如何做這個。

Not to the same level that they are but I figured if I could try a little bit then I can appreciate

雖然沒有達到他們的水準，但我想如果我可以嘗試一下，那麼我就可以欣賞了

what I'm gonna experience later on in the future with the masters when they do it themselves.

以後我和師傅們自己做的時候，會有什麼體會。

Thanks Meemers for contributing so much my video. Meow meow meow. Look at me, I'm the Meems.

謝謝Meemers為我的視頻貢獻了這麼多。喵喵喵.看著我，我是Meems.

M: Oh my God, the smell of coffee... Is there coffee?

M：天啊，咖啡的味道......。有咖啡嗎？

S: Maybe.

S:也許吧

M: F*** yeah! Oh my God, my ankle is so bust.

M：F***耶!哦，我的天，我的腳踝是如此的胸。

S: You're doin' okay, girl.

S：你做得很好，女孩。

The smell of coffee...

咖啡的味道...

M: *makes monkey sound*

M:*makes monkey sound*

S: ...has lured her downstairs.

S：......已經把她引到樓下了。

M: Uh, uh-ah- Uh!

M：呃，呃--啊--呃!

Hey, look at this, this is a great day. I am not super cranky. My ankle's in a lot of pain.

嘿，你看，今天是個好日子。我不是超級暴躁。我的腳踝疼得厲害。

That's a...

這是一個...

A special day. We gonna get- We're gonna go on a fun adventure today.

一個特殊的日子。我們要去... 我們今天要去進行一次有趣的冒險。

S: You think so?

S：你覺得呢？

Aw, sweet girl. You look like you're in such a better mood today, girl. M: I'm in a real good mood today.

哦，可愛的女孩。姑娘，你今天看起來心情真好啊。M：我今天的心情真的很好。

S: A real good mood.

S:一個真正的好心情。

M: I'm in a solid good mood today, which is super thrilling. I slept pretty well last night. I'm super tough.

男：我今天的心情是實實在在的好，這超級刺激。昨晚我睡得很好。我超級堅強。

No, sad Martina today. My ankle's a bit busty, but that's normal S: Mine too!

不，傷心的瑪蒂娜今天。我的腳踝有點腫，但這是正常的S。我的也是！

S: Which one? M: My right one. S: My right one too. Couple ankles!

S:哪一個？ 男：我右邊的。S：我的右邊也是。夫妻倆的腳踝!

*duck-like sounds*

*鴨子的聲音*

Mmmmmmmmm~

嗯嗯嗯~

Mmmmmmmmm~ *higher pitched*

嗯，嗯，嗯

Mmmmmmmmm~ *even higher pitched*

嗯嗯嗯~~~~~~~~~~更高的音調

Mmmmmmmmm~ *highest pitch*

嗯嗯嗯~~~~~~~~~最高音調

Duh, duh, duh, duh~ Dum dum dum~

咄，咄，咄，咄~笨笨笨笨笨笨

S: I got so sleepy there. M: I know, I snuggled you and I got so sleepy. No, No more touching!

S：我那裡好睏啊。M：我知道，我抱著你，我好睏。不，不能再摸了!

S: The humming was so soothing!

S:嗡嗡聲真是太舒服了！

S: Mmmm~

S:Mmmm~

God, how do you like this? It's just so bright.

天啊，你怎麼會喜歡這個？它只是如此明亮。

M: Today we are going for some treats. And since we don't always eat delicious food on camera

M：今天我們要去吃點東西。因為我們在拍戲的時候不一定能吃到美味的食物。

we hate eating salad, so boring. So why don't we just blend it up and eat it? So that's what I'm doing today.

我們最討厭吃沙拉，太無聊了。那我們為什麼不把它混合起來吃呢？所以，這就是我今天要做的。

I'm gonna give you guys our recipe for a healthy chunky green breakfast. Sometimes it's our lunch,

我給你們介紹一下我們的健康大塊綠色早餐的食譜。有時它是我們的午餐。

sometimes it's our dinner smoothie. Yeah peeling sucks, but I got it.

有時它是我們的晚餐冰沙。是啊，剝皮很爛，但我得到了它。

Whoa! Perfect first time!

哇！完美的第一次！

Some of these apples have wax on them or other things that are coating them and I don't really want to consume that, do you, Ducky?

有些蘋果上有蠟或其他東西塗在上面 我真的不想吃那個 對吧 Ducky?

S: M-m. M: Not really.

S:M -M。 M：不盡然。

If you guys end up trying this smoothie

如果你們最終嘗試這個冰沙

I'd like you guys to let us know in the comment section if you gave up. If you had it once and you said:

我想請你們在評論區告訴我們，如果你放棄了。如果你有過一次，你說。

That's disgusting guys. You have a problem.

這是噁心的傢伙。你有一個問題。

Ginger peeling tip!

生薑去皮小竅門!

It is very difficult to peel ginger normally. Just use a normal spoon. It comes off with one little tiny scrumple with your thumb.

平時剝姜是很難的。就用普通的勺子。用大拇指輕輕一刮就會脫落。

That's it and you don't waste all your ginger. This is a way too much amount of ginger to put into this smoothie. -- S: Is it though?

就這樣，你就不會浪費所有的生薑了。這個冰沙裡放的姜量太大了。-- S：是嗎？

Yes, it would be. I use about a thumb size. So I'm gonna just cut this in half. Give it like a...

是的，會的。我用的是拇指大小所以我要把這個切成兩半。給它像一個...

I know for some of you you're like: 'That's still quite a bit of ginger.', but the aim here is to

我知道對你們中的一些人來說，"這還是相當多的姜。"這還是相當多的生薑。"，但這裡的目的是為了

coat your tongue with any flavor except spinach and kale. In you go!

除了菠菜和羽衣甘藍，你的舌頭可以塗上任何味道。你去吧！

Not tons of mint yet, but it's definitely coming in. Also, I need to show you guys this amazing plate that we got.

雖然還沒有大量的薄荷，但肯定會有的。另外，我需要向你們展示我們得到的這個神奇的盤子。

It's like a Japanese style, but can you tell me what you see when you look at it?

好像是日式風格，但你能告訴我你看了之後看到了什麼嗎？

Okay, so you see how there's this one that's coming up quite straight like this and then there's this one that's going sideways?

好了，你看這個是怎麼來的，像這樣直來直去的，然後有一個是橫著走的？

So, they are looking to go into the ground and create roots.

所以，他們是想入土為安，生根發芽。

So, if you need to like replant your mint somewhere

所以，如果你需要像重新種植你的薄荷的地方。

these are the kind of ones that you can kind of cut and stick in the ground and they will reroot into the ground.

這些都是那種你可以種切 並堅持在地面上，他們將reroot到地面。

So, I'm not gonna cut these down because I want this to be super lush for the summertime.

所以，我不會把這些剪下來，因為我想在夏天的時候讓它變得超級茂盛。

How did a bird sh**

鳥兒怎麼會拉屎呢？

on that window right there? S: How the f***

就在那扇窗戶上？S: 怎麼會這樣？

did you

你

beat our awning and sideways sh** onto my window?

把我們的遮陽篷打到我的窗戶上?

M: I mean it's- I'll be honest, I'm a little impressed.

M：我的意思是，這--說實話，我有點印象深刻。

S: Look Kirby's doing a good job here. Ain't you, little buddy?

S:Look Kirby's doing a good job here. 科比在這裡做得很好。是不是，小夥伴？

Unceremoniously place your mint inside the blender. *explosion sound*

毫不客氣地將薄荷放入攪拌器內。*爆炸聲*

There comes the green part of this. We are using just normal spinach that we get from Japan. I'm gonna do

這其中就有綠色的部分。我們用的是日本產的普通菠菜。我要做的是

A REALLY BIG HANDFUL!

一大堆！

There's two of us, we're splitting this, so we're each gonna eat half a lemon, half an apple, a handful of mint and

我們有兩個人，我們要分享這個，所以我們每個人都要吃半個檸檬，半個蘋果，一把薄荷，還有...

probably like a cup of greens, a little bit of kale for

可能像一杯綠色蔬菜，一點點甘藍為

anti-inflammatory purposes. I'm going to be adding a dash of cayenne pepper

消炎的目的。我準備加點辣椒粉

which you will taste so don't, don't do a lot.

你會嚐到的，所以不要，不要做很多。

And we bought tumeric when we were in Bali.

而我們在巴厘島的時候，買的都是umeric。

One of our favorite things to do is to visit market places inside of a new city. Supposed to be very anti-inflammatory.

我們最喜歡做的事情之一就是在一個新的城市裡面逛市場。據說有很好的消炎作用。

I'm gonna add about a teaspoon or so.

我要加一茶匙左右。

Cheers~ Get ready to chew.

乾杯~準備咀嚼吧。

*slurp*

*嘖嘖

Mmmm~

Mmmm~

M-hm

M-hm

Mmmm~

Mmmm~

S: Naw, someone looks so sad...

S:瑙，有人看起來如此悲傷... ...

M: I'm exaggerating. I actually like this a lot. I think it tastes great. It's got a little bit of the ginger bite,

M：我誇張了。其實我很喜歡這個。我覺得它的味道很好。它有一點姜的味道。

it's got a little bit of the Cayenne peeking through, it's kind of spicy from the mint somehow in there.

它有一點點的卡宴偷看通過， 它是一種辛辣 從薄荷不知何故在那裡。

I think that they work really really well together. Yeah, it's a bit hard to chew. Yes, it's a bit chunky.

我覺得它們搭配起來真的很好。是啊，這是一個有點難以咀嚼。是的，這是一個有點厚重。

It's a nice healthy start to the day, right, Ducky? S: Yeah.

這是個不錯的健康開端，對吧，Ducky？ S: 是的

Urgh, right, Ducky, Ducky? Riiiight, riiight! Urgh, urgh.

呃，對了，Ducky，Ducky？Riiiight, riiight!Urgh, urgh.

Urgh!

啊！

*music* Baby, when you move your body~

*寶貝，當你移動你的身體的時候

*music* Whoooa, whoooa~

*嗚嗚，嗚嗚，嗚嗚

*music* Baby, when you move your body~

*寶貝，當你移動你的身體的時候

*Japanese clerk* Welcome!

*歡迎！

Totoro, Totoro~

龍貓, 龍貓~

There's a Totoro sticker on top!

上面有一張龍貓的貼紙!

You know what happened here?

你知道這裡發生了什麼嗎？

This is supposed to be on your box, but everyone wants to collect it,

這應該是在你的盒子上，但每個人都想收集它。

so they just put it here because it's an actual sticker.

所以他們只是把它放在這裡 因為它是一個實際的貼紙。

That's right, the bad food we're having today are Totoro filled cream puffs.

沒錯，今天我們吃的壞東西就是龍貓餡的奶油泡芙。

You're gonna have to wait to see because we're gonna get on our bikes and go to the park and find a table.

你得等著看，因為我們要騎上我們的自行車，去公園找一張桌子。

We're gonna sit near the Ghibli museum. Okay? S: Okay. -- M: But not at the Ghibli museum.

我們要坐在吉卜力博物館附近。好嗎？ - 好的 S：好的 -- M：但不是在吉卜力博物館。

S: I'm sorry, I got to buy some of those cookies. You hold this. I'm just gonna get some of the cookies.

對不起，我得去買些餅乾。你拿著這個。我只是要去買一些餅乾。

M: You're going for cookies?

男：你要去吃餅乾？

S: I'm going for cookies.

S：我要去吃餅乾。

S: Yeah, okay Totoro is really cute.

S：是啊，還好龍貓真的很可愛。

And I know Martina is really into cute stuff, but I love Totoro. So it's also such-

我知道瑪蒂娜很喜歡可愛的東西, 但我喜歡龍貓.所以這也是...

M: Totor-y awesome?!

男：託托爾-y真棒?

*honk sound*

*honk聲音*

I love Totoro.

我喜歡龍貓。

It's a very wholesome movie. You can't help but watch it and just feel like

這是一部很健康的電影。你會忍不住看下去，感覺就像... ...

so pure, you feel so cleansed of all the dirtiness after watching it, so, of course,

太純潔了，看完之後感覺所有的汙穢都被洗刷乾淨了，所以，當然。

I'm gonna get some cookies for myself as well. So, all that spiritual purity I can make into caloric impurity -- M: Ah, I see.

我也要給自己買點餅乾。所以，所有精神上的純潔我都可以變成熱量上的不純潔--M：啊，我明白了。

It's worth it. I love you Totoro and I'm gonna make my body just like yours one day.

這是值得的.我愛你龍貓，有一天我會把我的身體變成你的樣子.

S: Mmmmm~ M: Totoro~ Toto~

S: Mmmmmmm~ M: Totoro~Toto~~。

M: We do have our Totoro puffs but we're gonna make a quick break and grab Simon in some real food.

M：我們確實有我們的龍貓泡芙，但我們要快速休息一下，然後去抓西蒙吃點真正的食物。

S: 3:00pm and I haven't actually had a meal yet. I've just had

S：下午3點，我還沒有真正吃過飯。我剛剛吃了

M: Kale smoothie. S: A kale smoothie and coffee.

M：羽衣甘藍冰沙。S：甘藍冰沙和咖啡。

M: We will really go to a place that we love, just gonna grab it and then we will continue to eat Totoros.

M：我們真的會去一個我們喜歡的地方，只是會去搶，然後我們會繼續吃龍貓。

Cause cream puffs shouldn't be your first- -- S: I'm too big, these so little. M: That's okay, Ducky.

因為奶油泡芙不應該是你的第一...沒關係，Ducky。

It's important to remember that some people get cranky and tired when they're hungry. Simon gets very very fatalistic. He doesn't get cranky

重要的是要記住，有些人餓的時候會變得暴躁和疲憊。西蒙會變得非常非常宿命論。他不會變得暴躁

He's the sweetest being.

他是最可愛的存在。

I can't say the same for me. I get very cranky and irritated when I'm hungry.

我就不一樣了。我餓的時候會變得非常暴躁和煩躁。

The sad male specimen looks around desperately for food. It's been hours since he last had his meal.

悲傷的雄性標本拼命地四處尋找食物。距離它最後一次進食已經有幾個小時了。

Sustenance running out pushing along his giant six-foot four body. S: I haven't eaten all day.

營養品沿著他六尺四寸的巨大身軀推著跑出來。S：我一天都沒吃飯了。

M: Kale, it turns out, is not good enough S: More like six-foot five.

M：甘藍，原來是不夠好 S：更像是六尺五寸。

M: for this big man.

男：對於這個大男人。

This is one of our favorite areas to bike in. It's behind Inokashira Park.

這裡是我們最喜歡騎車的地方之一。在井之頭公園的後面。

And this is where people live they like back on to the park, basically. The problem is that these side streets are so confusing.

而這是人們居住的地方，他們喜歡背靠公園，基本上。問題是，這些小巷太混亂了。

He's going for it now, I don't blame you. Is that an entire egg?

他現在要去，我不怪你。那是一整個雞蛋嗎？

S: Hey, girl.

S：嘿，姑娘。

I couldn't wait for you to eat yours, so I just ate mine right away. -- M: That's okay.

我不能等你吃你的，所以我就馬上吃我的。-- M：沒關係。

S: Do you want me to explain what your thing taste like, cause it's really really good.

S:你要我解釋什麼 你的東西的味道一樣， 因為它是真的真的很不錯。

M: No, but if you're still hungry, you can have a bite of it. S:Okay M:Do you wanna have the first bite of it? -- S: No. -- M: Okay.

M:不行，不過如果你還餓的話，可以吃一口。S：好吧 M：你想吃第一口嗎？-- S:不，--M:好吧。

S: I want the second bite. The first bite doesn't have the sausage.

S：我想吃第二口。第一口沒有香腸。

M: That's exactly why I offered it to him! Double damn! He's on to me!

男：這正是我向他提出的原因!該死的！他盯上我了!

There's a kid across from us pushing a rollerblade with her hand. Not two rollerblades.

我們對面有一個孩子用手推著一把旱冰刀。不是兩把旱冰刀。

She's got one rollerblade, one rollerblade and she's wearing it like a mitten

她有一把滑輪刀，一把滑輪刀，她把它當做手套戴著。

and now her bother's fighting over it, cause he's like 'I wanna push it.'

現在，她的麻煩的戰鬥吧， 因為他的樣子 "我想推它。

First bite for you. Damn, I thought I could bamboozle him into it! -- S: First bite for you, I'm a gentleman!

你的第一口。媽的，我還以為能把他騙到手呢!-- 第一口是給你的，我是個紳士!

M: Will the autofocus focus for me?

男：自動對焦能不能幫我對焦？

S: It sure did!

S：當然有!

M: Aww, what a great camera!

男：啊，多好的相機啊!

S: Yeah, you love it.

S：是的，你喜歡它。

*splash*

*濺射*

*splash*

*濺射*

*splash* *splash*

*閃閃發光* *閃閃發光*

S: What happened, girl?

S:發生了什麼事，女孩？

M: The sausage squirted into my nose and into my eye... S: Haha...

M：香腸噴到了我的鼻子裡，還噴到了我的眼睛裡....S：哈哈...

M: I'm really serious. I'm not joking. It's IN my nose.

M：我真的是認真的。我不是在開玩笑。它是在我的鼻子。

S: Oh sh**, I did see it. M: And it's actually in my eye like a porn star.

S:哦，媽的，我確實看到了。M：而且它居然在我眼裡像個色情明星。

I just got- A sausage squirted all over me. All I can smell is sausage.

我剛剛... 一根香腸噴了我一身。我只聞到香腸的味道

Ducky, come here, come smell my nose. Come smell me.

Ducky, 過來, 聞聞我的鼻子.來聞聞我的味道

S: Yep, sausage!

S：對，香腸!

I was supposed to have the second bite.

我應該吃第二口。

M: I got you talkin'.

男：我讓你說話了。

*splash* *splash* *splash*

*濺射 濺射 濺射 濺射

M: You feel it dripping off your nose? S: M-hm.

M：你感覺到它從你的鼻子上滴下來了嗎？S：M-嗯。

Oh yeah, like that.

哦，是的，像這樣。

S: Wow. -- M: Yeah, that was nuts. We are not saving these napkins for the Totoros.

S:S: Wow. - M: Yeah, that was nuts.-- 是的，那是個瘋子。我們不會把這些餐巾紙留給龍貓的。

S: I don't know how. I just can't stop all the German sausages from squirting on my face.

S：我不知道怎麼做。我只是無法阻止所有的德國香腸噴到我的臉上。

S: Do you want any more? M: I do.

S:你還要嗎？M：我想。

S: F***!

S:F***!

M: You could've bought two, you know?

男：你可以買兩個，你知道嗎？

And You're an adult!

而你是個成年人！

Let's cover up your v-neck.

讓我們把你的V領遮住。

S: What's wrong with my v-neck?

S:我的V領怎麼了？

M: It's just...

M：這只是...

... so attractive. I have to cover it, I don't want other people to see it.

...如此吸引人。我必須遮住它，我不想讓別人看到它。

S: Come on!

S:S: Come on!

*with Russian accent* Listen, I like your chest. It's very hairy like animal, but very groomed animal like heart shaped.

*聽著，我喜歡你的胸部。它像動物一樣毛茸茸的，但又像心形的動物一樣，很有修養。

S: If you don't, I'm just gonna eat this.

S：你不說，我就吃這個。

M: Accidentally very nice chesticle. Very Wolverine. I like it other people must not see it.

M：意外非常漂亮的胸肌。很金剛狼。我喜歡它別人一定看不到。

*gasp* Catbus noooo~

*"貓巴士"，不，不！

So scary.

太可怕了

S: One of the things you don't see about our videos is that

S:有一件事你沒有看到我們的視頻是，

we take a very long time to set up. So, we look at all this

我們需要很長的時間來建立。所以，我們看這一切

delicious stuff that we want to eat and we wait and we wait -- M: And we wait. -- S: And wait.

美味的東西，我們想吃，我們等待，我們等待 - M.-- S：

This is really pretty like the-

這真的很像...

M: See this? Gotta- S: Yeah.

M：看到這個了嗎？得--S：是的。

M: Anyway. *Raptor: Kid screaming in the background.*

M：無論如何。*猛禽。孩子尖叫的背景。

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

S: That was very cute. Yeah, just, there's always direct shadow from it. -- M: Here, how about this?

S:這是非常可愛的。是啊，只是，總是有它的直接影子。-- M：這裡，這個怎麼樣？

S: Oh, there you go.

S:哦，你去那裡。

Now we could really pop that up a lot more. Oh, yeah.

現在，我們真的可以彈出了很多。哦，是的。

M: And I would say turn the ISO down. Actually make the one pont- Yeah, exactly.

M: 我會說把ISO調低。事實上，使一個邦 - 是的，沒錯。

A little bit more this way because their eyes are facing this way. -- S: Uh-huh.

因為他們的眼睛是朝向這邊的，所以這邊多一點。-- S：嗯。

M: This one's the hard one, turn him slightly.

男：這個是難點，把他稍微轉一下。

S: Here you go.

S：給你。

Ready? Oh yeah, look at that. It's gorgeous.

準備好了嗎？哦，是的，看那個。它的華麗。

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