Name: 哈什-斯林砍人傳奇！??全場 "墓地轉移"｜海綿寶寶--------。 (Legend of the Hash-Slinging Slasher! ? Full Scene "Graveyard Shift" | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2020-10-10T19:45:28.000Z
Duration: 5 min 53 s

There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher.

有三個跡象表明，哈什-斯林斯拉赫的到來。

未來簡單式

First, the lights will flicker on and off.

- Can I have some ketchup? - Oh, here you go.

- 我可以有一些番茄醬？- 哦，在這裡你去。

Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there.

接下來，電話會響起，但那裡沒有人。

arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over.

坐著撞死他的公車的鬼魂來了。

Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways

然後他下了車，兩邊都不看就過了馬路。

Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand.

然後，他用他那灰白的鏟子手拍打著窗戶。

- What? - It's not true! None of it's true!

Of course not! Nobody has a spatula for a hand!

當然沒有！沒有人有鏟子當手！

There's never time to wash the ceiling during the day.

一天24小時營業，真是個愚蠢的主意!

Who wants a Krabby Patty at three in the morning?!

- What? - And the lights will flicker on and off.

只是喜歡這個故事。我明白了。

Hey, Squidward, how are you doing that without moving the switch?

嘿，章魚哥，你不動開關是怎麼做到的？

It must be the stupid, faulty wiring in here.

一定是這裡的線路有問題，很愚蠢。

This place isn't built around 24 hours a day!

這個地方不是一天24小時都在建造的!

"The phone will ring and there will be no one there!"

I am just so touched that you would go through the trouble

我只是太感動了，你會通過麻煩

to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street,

要打扮成鬼子炒菜的樣子，站在街的另一邊。

SpongeBob, there are two problems with your theory.

海綿寶寶，你的理論有兩個問題。

And two, how can that be me when I'm standing right here!?

第二，我就站在這裡，那怎麼可能是我！？

He's going to flip me! Get away! Get away!

SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you!

海綿寶寶，不管我說什麼，我一直都有點喜歡你！

Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!

章魚哥，我用你的單簧管疏通了我的馬桶！

Get away! Get away! You're not welcome here!

I called here earlier, but I hung up 'cause I was nervous.

我之前給這裡打過電話，但我掛了，因為我很緊張。

Wait, if that was you on the phone and you on the bus,

等等，如果那是你在電話裡，你在公車上。