Name: 3000元的日式酒店房間是什麼樣的？ (What does a $3000 Japanese Hotel Room look like?)
Uploaded: 2020-10-09T20:15:56.000Z
Duration: 16 min 46 s

[Chris] We've been in here about four or five minutes we still haven't found the bathroom. [Ryotaro] True.

我們已經在這裡呆了四五分鐘了 我們還沒有找到廁所呢是的

[Chris] Oh for heaven sakes if I break my legs

[克里斯]哦，看在上帝的份上，如果我打斷我的腿。

未來簡單式

doing this, I'm going to kick you to death with whatever is left of them.

這樣做，我要踢死你 與他們的任何剩餘。

So today we're off to visit the hotel that the Emperor himself stays at when he

所以今天我們要去參觀皇上親自下榻的酒店。

comes to visit Sendai. We're being taken off on another adventure by Ryotaro

來仙台訪問。涼太郎又帶著我們去冒險了

although this time he's being worryingly more secretive than usual.

雖然這次他比平時更隱祕，令人擔憂。

[Ryotaro] Hi there. Today you're going to visit the kind of room that Emperor stays whenever he

你好今天你要去參觀的是天皇隨時都會入住的房間

comes to Sendai. Then after that we are going to try some outdoor activities.

來到仙台。之後，我們將嘗試一些戶外活動。

I know you're being really busy right, so I want to destress yourself

我知道你很忙，所以我想給自己減壓

and yeah and it's the experience of this week exciting outdoor

是的，這就是本週激動人心的戶外活動的經驗。

activities right. And if you want to escape from Sendai, this is the place to be.

活動的地方。如果你想逃離仙台，這裡就是你的最佳選擇。

Yeah all of a sudden it feels like we've just left Japan and driven up into

是啊，突然間，感覺就像我們剛離開日本，開進了日本。

Beverly Hills or something all the houses are huge and the roads are wide.

比佛利山莊什麼的，所有的房子都很大，路也很寬。

Apparently this whole town has been built by Mitsubishi since the 1970s to

很顯然，這整個城市從上世紀70年代開始，三菱公司就開始建設，以

be the kind of ideal place to live and well certainly beats my apartment, that's for sure.

是那種理想的地方住，以及肯定比我的公寓，這是肯定的。

[Chris] Have you seen how big my apartment is? [Ryotaro] I haven't.

你知道我的公寓有多大嗎？我沒看過

[Chris] To see this, is just like, not fair. [Ryotaro] How many rooms have you got? [Chris] Not enough.

看到這個，就像，不公平。你有多少房間？[克里斯]不夠

[Chris] What kind of a shit question is that?

How many chairs- that is the measurement of success isn't it? "How many chairs you have in your house"

有多少把椅子--這是衡量成功的標準，不是嗎？"你家裡有多少把椅子"

[Chris] Now "How many rooms". It's all about the chairs. [Ryotaro] It's all about the chairs.

[克里斯]現在 "有多少個房間"。都是椅子的問題都是關於椅子的問題。

[Chris] I bet they've got a lot of chairs. Too many chairs.

[克里斯]我打賭他們有很多椅子。太多椅子了。

[Ryotaro] So Chris this room that we are approaching here is called the Royal Suite.

克里斯... ...我們要去的這個房間叫皇家套房。

[Chris] Wow, two doors. One door isn't enough. [Ryotaro] And it's got two doors.

[克里斯]哇，兩扇門。一扇門還不夠而且它有兩扇門。

[Ryotaro] This is most expensive room supposedly. And this is the kind of room that the Emperor would stay.

這應該是最貴的房間了吧這是天皇會住的房間。

I guess... They didn't really tell me where he would stay. It's kind of a security secret anyways. Yeah.

我想...他們並沒有告訴我他會呆在哪裡。這是一種安全的祕密，反正。是啊 Yeah.

[Chris] Yeah. This is the kind of room- [Ryotaro] This is the kinda room he would stay.

是啊就是這樣的房間... 他就會住在這裡

[Ryotaro] God! What is this! [Chris] So, so this is the

天啊！這是什麼？所以，這就是...

[Ryotaro] Alright, it's the, it's the - chandelier! [Chris] That's ludicrous.

好吧，是... 是... 是吊燈！這真是太可笑了。

[Chris] This conference room is about the size of my entire apartment. That's depressing.

[克里斯]這個會議室的大小和我的整個公寓差不多。真讓人鬱悶。

[Chris] Earlier in the car you ask me how many chairs I had, as a measurement of wealth.

[克里斯]早些時候在車上你問我有多少把椅子，作為衡量財富的標準。

[Chris] Look at how many chairs this goddamn room has!  [Ryotaro] So many!

你看這房間裡有多少張椅子！  這麼多！

[Chris] 8 chairs there. 2 chairs there. [Ryotaro] 8 chairs! That's already...

[克里斯]8張椅子在那裡。兩張椅子8張椅子！這已經是...

[Chris] We come to this beautiful royal suite and all you care about is counting the chairs!

[克里斯]我們來到這個美麗的皇家套房，你只關心數椅子！

[Ryotaro] What now? Ohhh-ho-ho-ho! [Chris] Oh wow.

現在怎麼辦？哦，哦，哦，哦，哦！哦，哇

[Chris] That is... that is... That is quite the bed. [Ryotaro] A huge bed!

[克里斯]那是... 那是...這張床真大啊好大的床啊

[Chris] There is king-sized, then there is "royal-sized".

[克里斯]有特大號的，還有 "皇家號 "的。

[Ryotaro] This is like bigger than a king-size, like twice the king-size, a royal-size.

這比特大號的還大，是特大號的兩倍，是皇室的尺寸。

Even if I sleep on this bed I will just sleep on this part.

即使睡在這張床上，我也只是睡在這個部位。

[Chris] The first 1/10th. [Ryotaro] The first 1/10th exactly.

1/10的前1/10準確的說是前十分之一

[Chris] Been in here about four or five minutes we still haven't found the bathroom. [Ryotaro] True.

我們已經在這裡呆了四五分鐘了 還沒找到廁所呢沒錯

[Chris] Uhh, it could be down there behind the conference room or it's either behind this door.

[克里斯]嗯，可能是在會議室後面，或者是在這扇門後面。

[Ryotaro] This is a door? Ah it's a door. [Chris] This is a door, or a wardrobe.

這是一扇門？啊，是一扇門這是一扇門，或者說是一個衣櫃。

[Chris] Let's have a look. It's like a nuclear bunker blast door. [Ryotaro] Oh my...

[克里斯]讓我們看看。就像核彈掩體的防爆門一樣。我的天...

[Ryotaro] Look at, look at... again, look at the width of the...

你看，你看... ...再看，你看這個寬度... ...

[Ryotaro] That-that-that's again, a measurement of the wealth [Chris] Yeah.

那... 那... 那又是財富的衡量標準 是啊

[Chris] That is one hell of a door. Enough about doors, let's do down...

[克里斯]這是一個地獄的門。夠了，關於門，讓我們做下來... ...

Now this, is the kind of bathroom I want.

現在，這就是我想要的那種浴室。

[Chris] We've got a shower... [Ryotaro] And... what is that to the right?

我們有一個浴室... ...還有... 右邊是什麼？

[克里斯]這是... 這是一個三溫暖！哇！

[Chris] A sauna, a shower, a jump in jacuzzi bath

[克里斯]一個三溫暖，一個淋浴，一個按摩浴缸的跳臺

[Chris] Best of all though, automatic window shades!

[克里斯]最棒的是，自動窗簾！

I think we're in, we're in this the most glamorous bathroom at North Japan

我想我們在，我們在這個北日本最迷人的浴室裡。

[Chris] And all I care about is the automatic window shades. [Ryotaro] And number of chairs.

我只關心自動窗簾的問題[良太郎]和椅子的數量。

[Chris] And the number of chairs. [Ryotaro] And the width of the door.

還有椅子的數量。[良太郎]和門的寬度。

[Chris] It's the most glamorous hotel room I've ever been to

[克里斯]這是我去過的最有魅力的酒店房間。

and at least five times the size of the largest hotel room that I've stayed in as well.

而且面積至少是我住過的最大的酒店房間的五倍，也是。

Compared to the traditional Japanese business hotel.

[Ryotaro] And 15 times bigger than your room right? [Chris] 15 times bigger than my house.

比你的房間大15倍吧？比我的房子大15倍。

[Ryotaro] You need to be more popular on YouTube, eh.

你應該在YouTube上更受歡迎才對啊

[Chris: Yeah, I need to be more popular on the YouTube. That'll get me my ridiculously large hotel room.

是的，我需要在YouTube上更受歡迎。這將讓我得到我可笑的大酒店房間。

Just to give you an idea of how big this hotel room is

我只是想讓你知道這個酒店的房間有多大。

and Ryotaro all the way over there in the distance

you can kind of make out Ryotaro at the conference room table. Say "Hello."

你可以在會議室的桌子上看到良太郎。說 "你好"

[Chris] I think you'd burn about a thousand calories a day just by staying at this hotel room

[克里斯]我認為你會消耗大約一千卡路里一天 只是住在這個酒店房間。

and walking around it and I don't know what he's doing...

繞著它走，我不知道他在做什麼... ...

I don't... I don't understand just let him, let him get on with that.

我不...我不明白... ...讓他去吧，讓他去吧。

[Chris] Well... In his last chair. [Ryotaro] Well well.

[克里斯]嗯...在他最後一把椅子上[良太郎]好吧好吧。

[Ryotaro] So um, so did you enjoy some time? In this room that you can't ever possibly afford?

那麼... ...你享受了嗎？在這個你永遠也買不起的房間裡？

[Chris] I feel both impressed and depressed, both simultaneously.

[克里斯]我覺得既印象深刻又沮喪，兩者同時。

[Ryotaro] So now it's time for outdoor business!

所以現在是戶外活動的時間了！

So pretty much in the middle of nowhere. We've just come across this kind of

所以幾乎是在荒郊野外。我們剛剛遇到這種

market stand, loaded with vegetables from the garden just behind us.

市場攤位上，裝著我們身後花園裡的蔬菜。

[Ryotaro] But there's no one. [Chris] And there's no one here.

但是這裡沒有人啊這裡也沒有人啊

[Chris] But their all the food and all the produce is labeled with prices.

[克里斯]但他們所有的食物和所有的產品都標有價格。

You can basically just turn up here grab your, what, whatever you got

你基本上可以在這裡轉起來，拿著你的，什麼，不管你有什麼。

[Chris] What is that a persimmon? [Ryotaro] No it's not persimmon, It's a...

那是什麼柿子？不，不是柿子，是... ...

[Chris] Persimmon... I really am shit at vegetables. [Ryotaro] Persimmon, how could this be a...

[克里斯]柿子...我真的很不擅長蔬菜柿子，這怎麼可能是... ...

[Ryotaro] You know this right, zucchini? 100 yen, a dollar. [Chris] Yeah. Right.

你知道這個吧，小葫蘆?100日元，1美元。[克里斯]是的。是的。

[Ryotaro] It's goya. [Chris] Goya. It's a vegetable.

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