[Chris] Oh for heaven sakes if I break my legs

[克里斯]哦，看在上帝的份上，如果我打斷我的腿。

doing this, I'm going to kick you to death with whatever is left of them.

這樣做，我要踢死你 與他們的任何剩餘。

Shit!

媽的！

So today we're off to visit the hotel that the Emperor himself stays at when he

所以今天我們要去參觀皇上親自下榻的酒店。

comes to visit Sendai. We're being taken off on another adventure by Ryotaro

來仙台訪問。涼太郎又帶著我們去冒險了

although this time he's being worryingly more secretive than usual.

雖然這次他比平時更隱祕，令人擔憂。

[Ryotaro] Hi there. Today you're going to visit the kind of room that Emperor stays whenever he

你好今天你要去參觀的是天皇隨時都會入住的房間

comes to Sendai. Then after that we are going to try some outdoor activities.

來到仙台。之後，我們將嘗試一些戶外活動。

I know you're being really busy right, so I want to destress yourself

我知道你很忙，所以我想給自己減壓

and yeah and it's the experience of this week exciting outdoor

是的，這就是本週激動人心的戶外活動的經驗。

activities right. And if you want to escape from Sendai, this is the place to be.

活動的地方。如果你想逃離仙台，這裡就是你的最佳選擇。

Yeah all of a sudden it feels like we've just left Japan and driven up into

是啊，突然間，感覺就像我們剛離開日本，開進了日本。

Beverly Hills or something all the houses are huge and the roads are wide.

比佛利山莊什麼的，所有的房子都很大，路也很寬。

Apparently this whole town has been built by Mitsubishi since the 1970s to

很顯然，這整個城市從上世紀70年代開始，三菱公司就開始建設，以

be the kind of ideal place to live and well certainly beats my apartment, that's for sure.

是那種理想的地方住，以及肯定比我的公寓，這是肯定的。

[Chris] Have you seen how big my apartment is? [Ryotaro] I haven't.

你知道我的公寓有多大嗎？我沒看過

[Chris] To see this, is just like, not fair. [Ryotaro] How many rooms have you got? [Chris] Not enough.

看到這個，就像，不公平。你有多少房間？[克里斯]不夠

[Ryotaro] How many chairs have you got?

你有多少張椅子？

[Chris] What kind of a shit question is that?

[克里斯]這是什麼狗屁問題？

How many chairs- that is the measurement of success isn't it? "How many chairs you have in your house"

有多少把椅子--這是衡量成功的標準，不是嗎？"你家裡有多少把椅子"

[Chris] Now "How many rooms". It's all about the chairs. [Ryotaro] It's all about the chairs.

[克里斯]現在 "有多少個房間"。都是椅子的問題都是關於椅子的問題。

[Chris] I bet they've got a lot of chairs. Too many chairs.

[克里斯]我打賭他們有很多椅子。太多椅子了。

[Ryotaro] So Chris this room that we are approaching here is called the Royal Suite.

克里斯... ...我們要去的這個房間叫皇家套房。

[Chris] Wow, two doors. One door isn't enough. [Ryotaro] And it's got two doors.

[克里斯]哇，兩扇門。一扇門還不夠而且它有兩扇門。

[Ryotaro] This is most expensive room supposedly. And this is the kind of room that the Emperor would stay.

這應該是最貴的房間了吧這是天皇會住的房間。

I guess... They didn't really tell me where he would stay. It's kind of a security secret anyways. Yeah.

我想...他們並沒有告訴我他會呆在哪裡。這是一種安全的祕密，反正。是啊 Yeah.

[Chris] Yeah. This is the kind of room- [Ryotaro] This is the kinda room he would stay.

是啊就是這樣的房間... 他就會住在這裡

[Ryotaro] Ta-da-di-da-laaa~

[良太郎]嗒嗒嗒嗒嗒嗒

[Ryotaro] Ho-ly! [Chris] Oh my god.

吼吼！哦，我的上帝。

[Ryotaro] God! What is this! [Chris] So, so this is the

天啊！這是什麼？所以，這就是...

the barrier the entry to like a palace.

屏障像宮殿一樣的入口。

[Ryotaro] Alright, it's the, it's the - chandelier! [Chris] That's ludicrous.

好吧，是... 是... 是吊燈！這真是太可笑了。

[Chris] This conference room is about the size of my entire apartment. That's depressing.

[克里斯]這個會議室的大小和我的整個公寓差不多。真讓人鬱悶。

[Chris] Earlier in the car you ask me how many chairs I had, as a measurement of wealth.

[克里斯]早些時候在車上你問我有多少把椅子，作為衡量財富的標準。

[Chris] Look at how many chairs this goddamn room has! [Ryotaro] So many!

你看這房間裡有多少張椅子！ 這麼多！

[Chris] 8 chairs there. 2 chairs there. [Ryotaro] 8 chairs! That's already...

[克里斯]8張椅子在那裡。兩張椅子8張椅子！這已經是...

[Ryotaro] That is already wealthy.

那已經是財富了。

[Chris] We come to this beautiful royal suite and all you care about is counting the chairs!

[克里斯]我們來到這個美麗的皇家套房，你只關心數椅子！

Bloody hell.

該死的。

[Ryotaro] What now? Ohhh-ho-ho-ho! [Chris] Oh wow.

現在怎麼辦？哦，哦，哦，哦，哦！哦，哇

[Chris] That is... that is... That is quite the bed. [Ryotaro] A huge bed!

[克里斯]那是... 那是...這張床真大啊好大的床啊

[Chris] There is king-sized, then there is "royal-sized".

[克里斯]有特大號的，還有 "皇家號 "的。

[Ryotaro] This is like bigger than a king-size, like twice the king-size, a royal-size.

這比特大號的還大，是特大號的兩倍，是皇室的尺寸。

Even if I sleep on this bed I will just sleep on this part.

即使睡在這張床上，我也只是睡在這個部位。

[Chris] The first 1/10th. [Ryotaro] The first 1/10th exactly.

1/10的前1/10準確的說是前十分之一

[Chris] Been in here about four or five minutes we still haven't found the bathroom. [Ryotaro] True.

我們已經在這裡呆了四五分鐘了 還沒找到廁所呢沒錯

[Chris] Uhh, it could be down there behind the conference room or it's either behind this door.

[克里斯]嗯，可能是在會議室後面，或者是在這扇門後面。

[Ryotaro] This is a door? Ah it's a door. [Chris] This is a door, or a wardrobe.

這是一扇門？啊，是一扇門這是一扇門，或者說是一個衣櫃。

[Chris] Let's have a look. It's like a nuclear bunker blast door. [Ryotaro] Oh my...

[克里斯]讓我們看看。就像核彈掩體的防爆門一樣。我的天...

[Ryotaro] Look at, look at... again, look at the width of the...

你看，你看... ...再看，你看這個寬度... ...

[Ryotaro] That-that-that's again, a measurement of the wealth [Chris] Yeah.

那... 那... 那又是財富的衡量標準 是啊

[Chris] That is one hell of a door. Enough about doors, let's do down...

[克里斯]這是一個地獄的門。夠了，關於門，讓我們做下來... ...

another corridor. The secret bathroom.

另一條走廊。祕密浴室。

Now this, is the kind of bathroom I want.

現在，這就是我想要的那種浴室。

[Chris] We've got a shower... [Ryotaro] And... what is that to the right?

我們有一個浴室... ...還有... 右邊是什麼？

[Chris] This is... this is a sauna! Wow!

[克里斯]這是... 這是一個三溫暖！哇！

[Chris] A sauna, a shower, a jump in jacuzzi bath

[克里斯]一個三溫暖，一個淋浴，一個按摩浴缸的跳臺

for the mountain view out that window.

為那窗外的山景。

[Chris] Best of all though, automatic window shades!

[克里斯]最棒的是，自動窗簾！

This is the future.

這就是未來。

I think we're in, we're in this the most glamorous bathroom at North Japan

我想我們在，我們在這個北日本最迷人的浴室裡。

[Chris] And all I care about is the automatic window shades. [Ryotaro] And number of chairs.

我只關心自動窗簾的問題[良太郎]和椅子的數量。

[Chris] And the number of chairs. [Ryotaro] And the width of the door.

還有椅子的數量。[良太郎]和門的寬度。

[Chris] And the width of the door...

[克里斯]和門的寬度... ...

[Chris] It's the most glamorous hotel room I've ever been to

[克里斯]這是我去過的最有魅力的酒店房間。

and at least five times the size of the largest hotel room that I've stayed in as well.

而且面積至少是我住過的最大的酒店房間的五倍，也是。

Compared to the traditional Japanese business hotel.

與傳統的日式商務酒店相比。

[Ryotaro] And 15 times bigger than your room right? [Chris] 15 times bigger than my house.

比你的房間大15倍吧？比我的房子大15倍。

[Chris] Which is a small apartment.

[克里斯]這是一個小公寓。

[Ryotaro] You need to be more popular on YouTube, eh.

你應該在YouTube上更受歡迎才對啊

[Chris: Yeah, I need to be more popular on the YouTube. That'll get me my ridiculously large hotel room.

是的，我需要在YouTube上更受歡迎。這將讓我得到我可笑的大酒店房間。

Just to give you an idea of how big this hotel room is

我只是想讓你知道這個酒店的房間有多大。

I'm down one end where the bedroom is

我在下面的一頭，那裡是臥室

and Ryotaro all the way over there in the distance

還有遠處的良太郎也是如此

you can kind of make out Ryotaro at the conference room table. Say "Hello."

你可以在會議室的桌子上看到良太郎。說 "你好"

[Ryotaro] Hello World!

你好，世界！

[Chris] I think you'd burn about a thousand calories a day just by staying at this hotel room

[克里斯]我認為你會消耗大約一千卡路里一天 只是住在這個酒店房間。

and walking around it and I don't know what he's doing...

繞著它走，我不知道他在做什麼... ...

What is, what is going on...

什麼是，什麼是怎麼回事... ...

I don't... I don't understand just let him, let him get on with that.

我不...我不明白... ...讓他去吧，讓他去吧。

[Chris] Well... In his last chair. [Ryotaro] Well well.

[克里斯]嗯...在他最後一把椅子上[良太郎]好吧好吧。

[Ryotaro] So um, so did you enjoy some time? In this room that you can't ever possibly afford?

那麼... ...你享受了嗎？在這個你永遠也買不起的房間裡？

[Chris] I feel both impressed and depressed, both simultaneously.

[克里斯]我覺得既印象深刻又沮喪，兩者同時。

[Ryotaro] Same here, same here.

這裡也一樣，這裡也一樣。

[Ryotaro] So now it's time for outdoor business!

所以現在是戶外活動的時間了！

[Chris] Outdoor business.

[克里斯]戶外業務。

[Chris] What does that even mean?

[克里斯]這到底是什麼意思？

[Ryotaro] Outdoor business. That's it.

戶外生意就這樣吧

So pretty much in the middle of nowhere. We've just come across this kind of

所以幾乎是在荒郊野外。我們剛剛遇到這種

market stand, loaded with vegetables from the garden just behind us.

市場攤位上，裝著我們身後花園裡的蔬菜。

[Ryotaro] But there's no one. [Chris] And there's no one here.

但是這裡沒有人啊這裡也沒有人啊

[Chris] But their all the food and all the produce is labeled with prices.

[克里斯]但他們所有的食物和所有的產品都標有價格。

You can basically just turn up here grab your, what, whatever you got

你基本上可以在這裡轉起來，拿著你的，什麼，不管你有什麼。

[Chris] What is that a persimmon? [Ryotaro] No it's not persimmon, It's a...

那是什麼柿子？不，不是柿子，是... ...

[Chris] Persimmon... I really am shit at vegetables. [Ryotaro] Persimmon, how could this be a...

[克里斯]柿子...我真的很不擅長蔬菜柿子，這怎麼可能是... ...

[Ryotaro] Zucchini. [Chris] Zucchini.

西葫蘆。[克里斯]西葫蘆。

[Ryotaro] You know this right, zucchini? 100 yen, a dollar. [Chris] Yeah. Right.

你知道這個吧，小葫蘆?100日元，1美元。[克里斯]是的。是的。

[Chris] What is this? Ow.

[克里斯]這是什麼？嗷。

[Ryotaro] It's goya. [Chris] Goya. It's a vegetable.

是戈雅。戈雅是蔬菜

[Chris] But you can, you turn up here. You grab your, oh my god.

[克里斯]但你可以，你在這裡轉起來。你抓住你的，哦，我的上帝。

You grab your zucchini for 100 yen. Put the money in the box here.

你拿著100日元的小葫蘆。把錢放在這裡的盒子裡。

And away you go. And it's pretty quite... humbling.

然後你就走了。這是相當相當... 謙卑。

To see this you know. If this was in the UK, a bunch of teenagers would

看到這個你就知道了。如果這是在英國，一群少年會

rock up on their bicycles and it'd be gone in about 45 seconds.

在他們的自行車上搖搖晃晃，它會在45秒內消失。

[Chris] It takes a degree of trust to be able to do this. [Ryotaro] Even less.

要做到這一點，需要一定程度的信任甚至更少

[Chris] Yeah, this sums up the kind of trust you find in Japanese culture.

[克里斯]是的，這總結了日本文化中的那種信任。

Trust that I wish we had in a lot of other countries.

信任，我希望我們在很多其他國家都有。

So we've just been cycling through the fields and this is breakfast. Rice balls

所以我們剛剛騎車穿過田野，這是早餐。飯糰

from the very field that the rice came from from the nice farmers from the local area.

來自當地好心的農民的田地裡的大米。

It's been an uncharacteristically good morning. When you spend the day with Ryotaro

這是一個不尋常的好早晨。當你和良太郎一起度過一天的時候

you're guaranteed one thing. Well two things actually: disappointment and

你可以保證一件事。其實有兩件事：失望和

near-death experiences and so far, it's actually been alright. Cheeky cycle through a field.

瀕臨死亡的經驗，到目前為止， 它實際上是好的。嘻嘻哈哈的在田野裡騎車。

[Ryotaro] It's only 10 o'clock and I haven't tried enough yet.

現在才十點，我還沒試夠呢。

And this breakfast is just the beginning of like the end.

而這頓早餐只是像結束的開始。

[Ryotaro] But anyway, I've got something I want to show you. Great scenery is waiting for you.

但無論如何，我有東西要給你看。偉大的風景在等著你

[Ryotaro] Up in the mountains for us [Chris] The beginning of the end.

在山中的我們，結束的開始。

[Chris] That's not what you want to hear when you're eating breakfast in a rice field.

[克里斯]當你在稻田裡吃早餐時，這可不是你想聽到的。

Bloody hell

慘不忍睹

[Chris] You real... you really do want to kill me, don't ya? [Ryotaro] *evil laughter*

你真的... 你真的想殺了我，對吧？[良太郎][邪惡的笑聲]

[Ryotaro] No, I never said that ? Did I?

不，我沒說過這話？ 我說過嗎？

[Chris] It's not even 11, 11:00 a.m. in the morning and he's dragged me up a mountain.

[克里斯]還不到11點，早上11點，他就把我拖到山上去了。

[Chris] You told me it was a nice view. Yeah it is a nice view, but I didn't know I'd actually be doing something.

[克里斯]你告訴我這是一個不錯的觀點。是的，它是一個不錯的觀點， 但我不知道我實際上是在做一些事情。

[Chris] I've never done this before, he's got a, what is it? A paraglider? [Ryotaro] It's paragliding.

[克里斯]我從來沒有做過這個，他有一個，這是什麼？滑翔傘？是滑翔傘。

[Chris] Oh for god's sake. It's not even 11:00 a.m. I haven't had my second coffee and you want me to

[克里斯]哦，看在上帝的份上。現在還不到上午11點，我還沒喝第二杯咖啡，你卻要我去喝

[Chris] fly. Is it, is it safe? [Ryotaro] Not sure about that because I mean there is, they can like only hold up to a certain weight.

[克里斯]飛。它，它安全嗎？[良太郎]不確定，因為我的意思是，他們只能承受一定的重量。

[Ryotaro] And how much do you weigh? [Chris] 80 kilograms...

你的體重是多少？[克里斯]80公斤...

[Ryotaro] And I think this is made for Japanese people and you're from the UK.

我想這是為日本人做的，而你是英國人。

You're gonna be the first UK, person from the UK trying this and you said how much

你會是第一個英國的，來自英國的人嘗試這個，你說有多

[Ryotaro] you weigh again? [Chris] 80 kilograms.

你的體重呢？80公斤

[Ryotaro] And I'm not sure about that... [Chris] Maybe repeat my weight...

我也不確定... ...也許要重複我的體重... ...

[Chris] What a... what a dickhead.

[克里斯]什麼是... 什麼是白痴。

You can see the paraglider and then you just got the edge of the mountain

你可以看到滑翔傘，然後你就可以看到山的邊緣。

and then nothingness for like a thousand meters or whatever is so yeah it's a

然後虛無的像一千米或什麼的是 所以，是的，這是一個。

little bit scary 11 a.m., 11 a.m. this is at least a 2, a 2:00pm job.

有點嚇人上午11點，11點這至少是2，下午2點的工作。

I'm not ready for this.

我還沒準備好

[Chris] Union Jack helmet, right. [Ryotaro] Once you're in the air, and you're just gonna relax and sit back and...

對了，是聯合傑克的頭盔一旦你在空中，你就會放鬆，坐下來...

and kill yourself.

並自殺。

[Chris] Reassuring words. This is it then. 10 past 11.

[克里斯]讓人放心的話。這是它呢。11點10分。

Wish me luck

祝我好運吧

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

[Ryotaro] *insane laughter*

[良太郎] [瘋狂的笑聲]

[Chris] I'm also trying not to look down too much right now.

[克里斯]我現在也在努力不要太往下看。

[Chris] Ohh....

[Chris] Ohh....

I, we took off before I even knew what was going on.

我，我們在我還不知道發生了什麼事的時候，就起飛了。

All of a sudden we were up

突然間，我們就起來了

and yeah so sudden and you're supposed to jump in and sit down but for some

是啊，如此突然，你應該 跳在和坐下，但對於一些。

reason I couldn't get in properly so I felt like I was dangling out the front

因為我進不去，所以我覺得自己就像在前面吊著一樣

the whole time but yeah it's very fun very fun. Job well done. Job well done I

整個時間，但 是的，這是非常有趣的非常有趣。工作做得很好。工作做得很好，我

[Chris] did it and I survived ha ha ha High five. Next challenge? [Ryotaro] Well done, next challenge.

[克里斯]做到了，我活了下來 哈哈哈，擊掌。下一個挑戰？幹得好，下一個挑戰。

[Chris] Next challenge...?

[克里斯]下一個挑戰... ？

Oh for heaven's sake. He really does want to kill me. He really does want to kill me.

哦，看在上帝的份上。他真的想殺了我。他真的想殺了我。

Ski jump? It's not even 12 o'clock I still haven't my second coffee.

跳傘？還沒到12點，我還沒喝第二杯咖啡。

If I break my legs doing this I'm going to kick you to death with whatever's left of them.

如果我這樣做把腿踢斷了，我就用剩下的腿把你踢死。

Make no mistake.

別搞錯了

[Chris] Oh my god. I'm basically wearing a sauna.

[克里斯]哦，我的上帝。我基本上穿著三溫暖。

It's a wetsuit but on a day when it's like 35 degrees,

這是一個潛水衣，但在一天 當它像35度。

it's not a good thing to do I'm so sweaty and feel like utter

這不是一件好事，我出了一身汗，覺得自己像極了

just utter shit. But at least I get to watch Ryotaro go first.

只是徹底的狗屎。但至少我可以看良太郎先走。

[Chris] Go! Go! Here we go.

[克里斯]走！走！我們走吧

[Ryotaro] Yes!

是！

[Ryotaro] Oooo!

嗚！

*splash*

*濺射*

*genuine laughter*

*真正的笑聲*

[Chris] I love that noise he made.

[克里斯]我喜歡他發出的聲音。

[Ryotaro] Oooo! [Chris] *laughs*

喲！[克里斯]

[Ryotaro] My, my chest hurts.

我的胸口好痛啊！

[Ryotaro] I lost... I lost my ski. And this is all cut. [Chris] You lost your ski.

我失去了... ...我失去了我的滑雪板這都被剪掉了你丟了你的滑雪板

[Ryotaro] Look at that. [Chris] It's over there in the bottom of the, in the bottom of the water.

看那個就在那邊，在水底，在水底。

[Chris] Good luck with that. Alright it's my turn.

[克里斯]祝你好運。好吧，輪到我了。

[Ryotaro] All right, your turn. Let's see what the man with 80 kilograms can do.

好了，輪到你了。讓我們看看這個80公斤的男人有什麼能耐吧

[Chris] Shiiiiiiit!

[克里斯]Shiiiiiiit！

*splash*

*濺射*

[Chris] First ever ski jump

[克里斯]第一次跳傘

Into some water.

進一些水。

I officially have no energy. This is shaping up to be a rather bizarre day.

我真的沒有精力了這將是一個相當奇怪的一天。

Unlike Ryotaro though, I've got both my skiis.

不過和良太郎不同的是，我的兩塊滑雪板都有了。

[Ryotaro] Yes but... [Chris] So I'm the winner!

是的，但是... ...所以我是贏家！

Definitely. I'm the winner.

絕對的。我是贏家。

Unbelievable. It's, it's I don't know where my watch is.

難以置信。這是，這是... ...我不知道我的手錶在哪裡。

It's two o'clock, about two o'clock now.

現在是兩點，大約兩點了。

Still haven't had my second coffee I'm about to do a zipline again for the

還沒喝第二杯咖啡，我又要去做滑索了，為了

first the first time. And I think that's it. Is that it?

第一次的時候。我想就是這樣了。是這樣嗎？

Shii-t. It's quite high actually. Uh OK?

Shii-t。其實挺高的呃，好嗎？

[Attendant] Ok, three, two, one. Go! [Chris] Ehhh, I dunno about that...

[服務員]好的，三，二，一。走！[克里斯]Ehhh，我不知道... ...

[Ryotaro] Shut up and die now! [Chris] Oh Shiit!!

閉嘴，快去死！哦，該死！

[Ryotaro] Um... So I think he did all good for today and I think uh

所以我覺得他今天的表現很好，我覺得... ...

I think another session of assassinating him. I should go all right. three two one.

我想再來一次暗殺他的會議。我應該會沒事的，三，二，一。

[Ryotaro] Whooo!

嗚！

[Chris] That is a nice chandelier

[克里斯]這是一個漂亮的吊燈。

for a tent.

為帳篷。

We're doing something called "glamping" which is

我們正在做的事情被稱為 "glamping"，這是

called glamorous camping. I don't know who thought up that name.

叫做魅力露營。我不知道是誰想出來的名字。

Ryotaro is cooking us a barbecue it's on fire look at this, shit.

涼太郎正在給我們做燒烤，火燒眉毛了，看看這個，媽的。

[Chris] What are you doing?

[克里斯]你在做什麼？