- I really don't think everything's gonna fit.

- 我真的不認為所有的東西都會適合。

- Just squish everything in.

- 把所有的東西都擠進去吧。

- We should have rented a turtle.

- 我們應該租一隻烏龜。

- You can rent a turtle?

- 你可以租一隻烏龜？

- Yeah, they're like five bucks an hour.

- 是啊，他們像五塊錢一個小時。

- Do they come with a name?

- 他們有名字嗎？

- They're a packing thing you put on the roof of the car.

- 他們是一個包裝的東西，你把在車頂上。

- Obviously I was kidding.

- 顯然，我是在開玩笑。

(laughter)

（笑聲）

- Ye of little faith.

- 你們這些沒有信仰的人

- Nice job babe.

- 幹得好，寶貝。

- [Ashly] Thank you.

- [阿什利]謝謝你。

- Amazing, let's go.

- 厲害，我們走吧。

- [Diego] Avery, I got shotgun.

- 艾弗裡, 我有獵槍.

- [Avery] No.

- [艾弗裡]不

- [Ashly] What the, Diego.

- 怎麼了, Diego.

- [Avery] That's cute. - [Ashly] Get out!

- 真可愛- 滾出去！

- No.

- 不知道

- [Ashly] Sit in the back.

- [阿什利]坐到後面去

- [Diego] Whatever.

- 隨便吧

- Alright, I made a schedule of fun.

- 好吧，我做了一個有趣的時間表。

No wiggle room, two pee breaks max

沒有迴旋餘地，最多兩次小便時間

and we should be at the beach by noon.

我們應該在中午前到海邊。

- Q, I saw a Q!

- Q，我看到了一個Q!

"Catch Billy Quest at the Erp Center January 6th

"1月6日在埃爾普中心觀看比利-奎斯特的演出。

to the 8th, 2013."

至2013年8日"。

Wow, they should really update that sign.

哇，他們真的應該更新那個標誌。

- You guys, can we stop playing the alphabet game

- 你們這些傢伙，我們能不能別再玩字母遊戲了？

and will you tell me if you're okay with the schedule.

你能不能告訴我你是否同意這個時間表。

- Yes. - Yeah.

- 是的，我知道- 是啊。

- Ooh, R!

- 哦，R！

- R, Make going back to school rule!

- R，讓回學校的規則!

- S, S in school!

- S，S在學校！

- Ah, how did we miss that?

- 啊，我們怎麼會錯過呢？

- Good eye, good eye.

- 好眼力，好眼力。

- Can one of those pee breaks be right now?

- 其中一個尿尿的時間可以是現在嗎？

- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

- Thank god. - Thank god.

- 謝天謝地- 謝天謝地

- Hey, you okay?

- 嘿，你還好嗎？

- Yeah, I just want Izzy's last day to be really fun

- 是啊，我只是想讓伊茲的最後一天變得非常有趣。

and we're kinda already behind schedule.

我們已經有點落後於時間表。

- Just from packing?

- 只是因為包裝？

- Izzy had a hard morning.

- 伊茲度過了一個艱難的早晨。

(emotional piano)

(情感鋼琴)

- Aw.

- 啊

- I know, took like 30 minutes

- 我知道，花了大概30分鐘

just to put her toiletries in a little baggie.

只是為了把她的洗漱用品放在一個小袋子裡。

- Poor Iz.

- 可憐的伊茲。

- What do you thinks taking them so long?

- 你覺得他們花這麼長時間幹什麼？

- Well, I mean.

- 嗯，我的意思是。

- What do you mean?

- 什麼意思？

- You know what I mean.

- 你知道我的意思。

- I don't, I don't know what...

- 我不知道，我不知道...

Izzy!

Izzy!

- What are you doing?

- 你在做什麼？

- [Ashly] Izzy!

- [阿什利]Izzy！

- [Izzy] We're over here.

- 我們在這裡。

- [Ashly] What? (sighs)

- [Ashly] 什麼？（嘆氣）

- You guys, we don't have time for this.

- 你們這些傢伙，我們沒時間了。

- He's almost done, right Paul?

- 他幾乎完成了，對吧，保羅？

(sighs)

（嘆氣）

- Art doesn't flourish in a rushed environment.

- 藝術在匆忙的環境中是不會蓬勃發展的。

But I guess it'll have to.

但我想只能這樣了。

- Okay Paul, we'll be over there.

- 好吧，保羅，我們會在那邊。

All right, let's--

好吧，我們...

Aww, come on. - [Avery] Aww!

啊，來吧- [艾莉]啊！

- It's cute.

- 它的可愛。

- [Ashly] No, no it's not. - [Diego] Oh, come on.

- 不，不是的。- 哦，來吧。

- [Ashly] Don't encourage them.

- [阿什利]不要鼓勵他們。

- [Diego] You're a little bit jealous.

- 你有點嫉妒了.

- [Ashly] Don't spill those in the car.

- [Ashly]不要把那些東西灑在車上。

Alright, everybody ready to go the beach?

好了，大家準備好去海灘了嗎？

- [Avery] Yes! - [Ashly] Goin' to have fun!

- 好啊，去玩吧！

- [Avery] Yay, we're ready.

- 我們準備好了。

- Super Slurps, are you kidding me?

- 超級吐槽，你在開玩笑嗎？

Pour it out.

把它倒出來。

- No.

- 不知道

- Diego, pour it out.

- 迭戈，為它出。

- No Diego.

- 在迪亞哥的。

- Diego. - Diego.

- 迭戈- 迭戈

- [Avery] Hang in there buddy.

- 撐著點，夥計

- [Ashly] Avery, I thought you knew better.

- Avery, 我想你應該知道的更多.

- [Avery] I was just, it was for both of us!

- 我只是，這是為我們兩個人準備的！

- [Ashly] You know I have a medically small bladder.

- 你知道我有一個醫學上的小膀胱。

- [Avery] Oh, I love your small bladder.

- 哦，我喜歡你的小膀胱。

- [Ashly] We are so behind!

- 我們太落後了！

- [Izzy] Okay, where are we in the alphabet game?

- 好吧，我們在字母表遊戲中的位置是什麼？

- [Diego] Look, world's tiniest sandwich two miles away!

- 看，世界上最小的三明治就在兩英里外！

- [Avery] Oh, what?!

- 哦，什麼？

- [Ashly] Nope.

- [阿什利]不。

- [Diego] It can be our second pee break.

- 這可能是我們的第二次小便時間.

- This is a waste of time.

- 這是在浪費時間。

- Come one, it's the world's smallest sandwich.

- 來一個，這是世界上最小的三明治。

- Hi sir, how are you?

- 嗨，先生，你好嗎？

- Sorry folks, but we're closed.

- 對不起，夥計們，我們已經關門了。

- Oh. Well, maybe next year.

- 哦，也許明年吧。好吧，也許明年。

- Oh hold on, and when do you open?

- 哦，等一下，你什麼時候開？

- We're closed indefinitely.

- 我們無限期地關閉。

- Oh no, what happened?

- 哦，不，發生了什麼？

- Well, seems like my husband Carl ate the exhibit.

- 看來我丈夫Carl把展品吃了 Well, seems like my husband Carl ate the exhibit.

He mistook the world's tiniest sandwich for

他把世界上最小的三明治誤認為是...

a crumb for his regular sandwich.

一塊麵包屑給他的常規三明治。

- I'm so sorry.

- 我很抱歉

- That's the way the cookie crumbles.

- 餅乾就是這樣碎的。

Thank you for your time, we're on our second pee break.

謝謝你的時間，我們已經是第二次尿尿了。

- Is that a camel and a zebra?!

- 那是駱駝和斑馬嗎？

Do you guys own that zebra?!

你們是那隻斑馬的主人嗎！？

- We do.

- 是的

- Of course.

- 當然了

- [Trio] That's amazing.

- 太神奇了

- Would you like to pat him?

- 你想拍拍他嗎？

- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

- Heck yeah, heck yeah. (laughter)

- 是啊，是啊。（笑聲）

- [Avery] Definitely.

- 絕對的

Come on babe.

來吧，寶貝。

- Sweet knife.

- 甜蜜的刀。

I...

I...

Oh good. 40 minutes later, you're finally done.

哦，好的，40分鐘後，你終於完成了。40分鐘後，你終於完成了。

- Oh no, they're still playing with the zebra.

- 哦不，他們還在玩斑馬。

I just came to grab my phone.

我只是來拿我的手機。

- That's probably why

- 這可能就是為什麼

you didn't get all my "let's go" texts.

你沒有收到我所有的 "我們走吧 "的簡訊。

- 49 text messages?

- 49條簡訊？

Ashly.

Ashly.

- Avery we are so behind schedule.

- 艾弗裡，我們落後於計劃。

We're gonna miss everything.

我們會想念一切的

- You're kind of already missing everything.

- 你已經錯過了一切。

We're having a blast.

我們有一個爆炸。

I mean, when else do you get to play with a baby horse?

我是說，你什麼時候還能和馬寶寶玩？

With your friends?

和你的朋友？

- It's not in the itinerary.

- 它不在行程中。

Izzy's missing her whole day.

Izzy一整天都沒來。

- Oh, Izzy is?

- 哦，Izzy是？

- [Izzy] This is the best day ever!

- 這是最好的一天！

Can we get dip'n'dots, Ashly please?!

我們可以得到dip'n'dots，阿什利，請！

(sighs)

（嘆氣）

- Hey, still have all day babe.

- 嘿，還有一整天的時間，寶貝。

- Fran, where's the closest,

- 弗蘭，哪裡最近。

and yet best place to get dip'n'dots?

然而最好的地方得到dip'n'dots？

- Bout 10 miles down the road.

- 大約10英里的道路。

- Yes!

- 是的！

- [Fran & Carl] Goodbye!

- [弗蘭和卡爾]再見！

- [Carl] Have a good trip.

- [卡爾]有一個良好的旅行。

- [Fran] Be careful. - [Avery] They were so nice.

- [弗蘭]要小心。- [艾莉]他們是如此的好。

- [Ashly] I know.

- [阿什利]我知道

Alright, next stop dots and then the beach!

好了，下一站是小點，然後是海灘！這是個好地方。

- [Izzy] (singing) The beach!

- [Izzy]（唱）海灘！

- [Avery] That was so fun!

- 太好玩了！

And we're here!

我們來了！

- [Ashly] We're here, we're at the beach.

- [阿什利]我們在這裡，我們在海灘。

Dibs on the sand!

Dibs on the sand!

- Beach is closed today.

- 今天海灘關閉。

- Wait why?

- 等等，為什麼？

- Riptides.

- 激流勇進。

- Okay, well we won't go in the water.

- 好吧，我們不下水了。

(chuckles)

（笑）

- That's what they all say.

- 他們都是這麼說的。

- Who all?

- 都有誰？

- They.

- 他們：

- But we drove all day.

- 但我們開了一天的車。

- Yeah it's my cousins last day.

- 是啊，這是我表哥的最後一天。

Look at her face, you're gonna say no to that face?

看她那張臉，你會拒絕嗎？

- Oh, it's your last day?

- 哦，這是你的最後一天？

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- Hey, you wanna know somethin'?

- 嘿，你想知道嗎？

Don't give a hoot!

別鬧了！

This is my job!

這是我的工作！

You think after telling hundreds of people to pack it up,

你以為叫幾百人收拾了之後。

that I'm gonna risk my source of health insurance

我要去冒險我的健康保險來源。

on some half-arsed puppy dog face?

在一些半生不熟的小狗臉上？

- Yeah?

- 是嗎？

- I'm not, move it!

- 我沒有，快走！

Come on, move it!

快點，快走！

Get, move it!

快走！

- [Ashly] What a crazy.

- 真是瘋了

- You did good Brandon.

- 你做得很好，布蘭登。

You're doing god's work.

你在做上帝的工作。

Another day, another life--

新的一天，新的生活...

Hey!

嘿！

- Ooh Z, Z.

- 哦Z，Z。

I found a Z on the plane banner.

我在飛機的橫幅上發現了一個Z。

"Zippity's Zipper Outlet Blowout Sale!"

"Zippity's拉鍊直銷店大拋售！"

- Oh, good one babe!

- 哦，好一個寶貝！

- I told you this was a fun game.

- 我告訴過你這是一個有趣的遊戲。

- Yeah, alright.

- 是啊，好吧。

- You're so gorgeous.

- 你真漂亮

- Probably shouldn't tell her I found a Z

- 也許不應該告訴她我找到了一個Z。

like an hour ago right?

像一個小時前吧？

- Right. (laughs)

- 好吧，我知道了（笑）

- Do you guys want to go to Yosemite next month

- 你們下個月想去優勝美地嗎？

when it's cooler out?

當它的涼爽出來？

- Yeah!

- 是啊！

- Yeah, that'd be so fun. - Yeah, I'm so down.

- 是啊，這將是如此有趣。- 是啊，我很失望。

I just gotta ask my dad if it's okay.

我只是要問我爸是否可以。

- Cool.

- 爽啊

- Crap, actually I have to make a quick, quick phone call.

- 糟了，其實我得打一個快速、快速的電話。

- [Ashly] Did you not tell your dad you were with us today?

- [阿什利]你沒有告訴你爸爸你今天和我們在一起嗎？

- [Diego] Yeah,

- 是的。

everything's fine. - [Ashly] Diego, wait.

一切都很好。- 迪亞哥, 等等.

Wait, I gotta snap this.

等等，我得拍下這個。

♫ You can take me just where you want to

你可以帶我去你想去的地方

♫ Down to the coast to somewhere I don't know

下到海岸邊的某個我不知道的地方

♫ I just want to go with you somewhere

我只是想和你一起去一個地方。

♫ Don't care where, I just want to be there

我不在乎在哪裡，我只想去那裡。

♫ Take me down to the ocean

帶我去海邊

♫ Take me anywhere the sun shines

帶我去任何有陽光的地方

♫ Take me anywhere, I don't mind

帶我去任何地方，我都不介意。

♫ Woo-Ooh

嗚嗚

(scary sound) (bird squawks)

（可怕的聲音） （鳥叫聲）。

♫ Be on the lookout for this one

"要注意這個問題

♫ She's only looking to have fun

她只想找點樂子

(happy, playful music)

(歡快的音樂)

- [Man] Get in here (mumbles)

- [男人]到這裡來。

- I might have a black eye, like literally!

- 我可能有一個黑眼圈，像字面上！

My girlfriend was telling me that.

我女朋友跟我說的。

- Hey, there's a hair in my water.

- 嘿，我的水裡有根頭髮。

- Is it your hair?

- 是你的頭髮嗎？

(laughter)

（笑聲）

(strange laughter)

（奇怪的笑聲）

- I don't think that looks like Donald--

- 我不認為這看起來像唐納德 --

- No not looks Donald Trump!

- 不，不是看起來唐納德-特朗普！

(laughter)

（笑聲）

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

(jumbles her words)

(混雜著她的話)

- I am so sorry.

- 我很抱歉

- I've been twice divorced by two women (laughs).

- 我被兩個女人離過兩次婚（笑）。

And guess what, I was been (jumbles words).

你猜怎麼著，我被（亂碼字）了。

(glass breaks)

（玻璃破碎）

- Sorry.

- 對不起，我不知道

- Now you don't understand this.

- 現在你不明白了。

But when you get older, your body doesn't--

但當你年紀大了，你的身體不... ...

- (laughing) I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- (笑)對不起，對不起。

- [Arianna] It's like, you're not Rhianna!

- 這就像，你不是Rhianna！

- I hope not, because--

- 我希望不會，因為...

(laughter)

（笑聲）

- Close your mouth.

- 閉上你的嘴。

(laughter)

（笑聲）

- 'Cause your moms my aunt, you know?

- 因為你媽媽是我姑姑，你知道嗎？

Oh (bleep)

哦！

I'm fine.

我很好

(grunts)

（咕嚕聲）

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

There's a spider right here. (screams)

有一個蜘蛛就在這裡。（尖叫聲）

- Oh. - Oh my god.

- 哦。- 哦，我的上帝。

Oh my god, quickly.

哦，我的上帝，快。

- Oh my god! - Oh my god!

- 哦，我的上帝！- 哦，我的上帝！

- Let us in!

- 讓我們進去！

I'm gonna (beep) in my pants!

我要去（嗶）在我的褲子！。

Siri, how do you get blood out of a, I mean...

Siri，你怎麼把血從一個，我的意思是... ...

(groans)

（呻吟）

- It's a lawnmower riding motorcycle.

- 這是一個割草機騎摩托車。

(laughter) (loud motor)

（笑聲） （大聲的馬達）

- Ashly, don't leave me!

- 阿什利，不要離開我！

- Do you love them?

- 你愛他們嗎？

- I perpetuate (jumbles word).

- 我延續（亂詞）。

I (jumbles words)

我

(mumbles)

（喃喃自語）

- Hashtag dizzy.

- 哈斯塔格暈。

- Die already!

- 已經！

(laughter)

（笑聲）

- The caffeine's kicked in.

- 咖啡因開始發揮作用了。

Wait till I get a cinnamon roll in this tum-tum.

等到我把肉桂卷放進這個湯湯裡的時候。

- Aw, good job babe.

- 哦，好工作的寶貝。

- Thanks babe.

- 謝謝寶貝。

You're blocking the logo, move.

你擋住了標誌，快走。

(laughter)

（笑聲）

- [Francesco] Ashly's having a moment.

- [弗朗西斯科]阿什利有一個時刻。

- [Man] Pretend you're a meatball.

- [男人]假裝你是一個肉丸。

- I'm sorry, it's not about where the meatballs are.

- 對不起，這不是肉丸子在哪裡的問題。

It's a concept (laughs).

這是一個概念（笑）。

I'm gonna be ready in like two seconds.

我兩秒鐘內就會準備好。