Yeah.

是啊。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Which may What?

哪些可能什麼？

Do you think you're ready?

你覺得你準備好了嗎？

Of course I'm not ready.

當然，我還沒準備好。

I pedal myself pretty much any time a dentist gets a drill anywhere near my mouth.

每當牙醫把鑽頭拿到我嘴邊的時候，我都會把自己踩得很慘。

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Any final words?

有什麼遺言嗎？

Midget apple?

侏儒蘋果？

Don't call me dad.

別叫我爸爸

It's brutal.

太殘忍了

Apple.

蘋。

Now, now, now you're doing it wrong.

現在，現在，現在你做錯了。

It's more of a thing then.

那就更多了。

No, no, no, no, no, No.

不，不，不，不，不。

Mm.

嗯。

D minus Friday.

D減去週五。

Friday.

週五：

Gotta get down on Friday A This is imagine from the kitchen broadcasting Dumb dummy.

我得在週五下樓，這是想象中的廚房廣播啞巴。

They're losing the kitchen.

他們正在失去廚房。

I repeat, they are using the kitchen, and they're like, totally after you.

我重複一遍，他們正在使用廚房， 他們就像，完全後你。

Delicious, delicious boy.

美味，美味的男孩。

Whoa!

哇！

Zombies!

殭屍！

Well, that bites zombies.

好吧，這咬殭屍。

You're driving like somebody who doesn't have any hand.

你開車就像一個沒有手的人。

Hold on.

等一下

Hold on.

等一下

Past calling.

過去的召喚。

Just drive.

開車吧

Did you just get that emergency alert?

你剛剛收到緊急警報了嗎？

Yeah, and it is not a test.

是的，這不是一個測試。

Hurry!

快點！

Get over here.

到這裡來。

Both, please.

兩者都要，請。

Wow.

哇哦

You wait here.

你在這裡等著。

I'll get the supplies.

我去拿物資。

Is this really life?

這真的是生活嗎？

Okay, I got the stuff.

好吧，我得到的東西。

Rubber chicken, cause Ooh, I'll be pushing another cassio.

橡皮雞，因為哦，我會推另一個卡西歐。

Cassio is not what we want pmt while putting rubber chicken to the car.

卡西歐不是我們想要的pmt，同時把橡膠雞放到車上。

Good thinking.

好的想法。

I'll get the TNT now.

我現在就去拿TNT。

You're gonna need to defend yourself.

你得為自己辯護

I can't be with you the whole time, Okay?

我不能一直和你在一起，好嗎？

What?

什麼？

This is how you use it.

這是你使用它的方法。

The safeties right here inside it.

安全員就在這裡面。

But yeah, right in there.

但是，是的，就在那裡。

Go ahead, Rich.

來吧，富人。

Right in a little apple.

就在一個小蘋果裡。

We could only take one friend.

我們只能帶一個朋友。

Which friend?

哪個朋友？

Marshmallow?

棉花糖？

Grandpa Lemon.

檸檬爺爺。

Marshmallow!

棉花糖！

You idiot!

你這個白痴！

Why don't you take Grandpa Lemon?

你為什麼不帶檸檬爺爺去？

He smells like dusty barf.

他聞起來像塵土飛揚的嘔吐物。

He won't last two seconds out there.

他在外面堅持不了兩秒鐘。

Gets the zombies.

得到了殭屍。

Wait, Marshmallow.

等等，棉花糖。

Thanks for choosing me.

謝謝你選擇我。

It means shut out.

意思是關在外面。

Much fellow.

多多研究員。

It was a pragmatic decision.

這是一個務實的決定。

Nothing personal.

不是針對你

E understood.

E明白了。

Like zero words in that sentence.

比如這句話中的零字。

Okay, little apple.

好吧，小蘋果。

We're gonna rally with the other fruits in munchkin land.

我們要和其他水果一起團結起來，在Munchkin土地上。

How well do you speak much?

你說得多好？

Kenis.

凱尼斯

Why?

為什麼？

Because I'm small.

因為我個子小。

You automatically assume you have time for this little ample.

你自動以為你有時間去做這個小充分。

I do not speak much easier.

我說話不容易多了。

Jerks.

笨蛋

Do you think we should stop by the fridge for some more supplies?

你覺得我們應該去冰箱買些補給品嗎？

No, It's gonna be a blood pass in there.

不，這將是一個血通在那裡。

Yeah, Yeah, he's probably right.

是啊，是啊，他可能是對的。

He's probably right.

他可能是對的。

Let's go anyway.

我們還是走吧。

Sure is dark in here.

這裡真黑啊

Well, yeah.

嗯，是的。

This is what it's like inside the fridge when the door shut.

這就是冰箱門關上后里面的樣子。

I'm going off.

我走了

It's a place.

這是一個地方。

I'll be right o e o Hello, dear way pranked you, bro.

我馬上就來o e o你好，親愛的方式惡作劇你，兄弟。

There's no zombie apocalypse.

沒有殭屍啟示錄。

You way personally, I didn't expect you to fall for it so hard.

你個人的方式，我沒有想到你會如此上當。

Yeah, I thought you'd only fall for it a little.

是啊，我還以為你只上了一點當呢。

I literally panels myself.

我真的是自己的面板。

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧。

Whatever.

管他呢

Good luck getting it out of leather seats.

運氣好，能從真皮座椅中取出來。

U e o little apple Orange.

U e o小蘋果 橙子。

Hey, over here.

嘿，在這裡。

A little to your left.

往左一點

E.

E.

Have a secret.

有一個祕密。

I need to tell you.

我需要告訴你。

I just found out that I have 1/6 sense.

我才發現，我有1/6的感覺。

1/6 sense.

1/6感。

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

You see dead people?

你看到死人了嗎？

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Now, of course I can't see dead people.

現在，我當然看不到死人了。

Little apple.

小蘋果。

That's ridiculous.

太荒唐了

Oh, good.

哦，好。

My sixth sense is that I can annoy dead people.

我的第六感是，我能惹死人。

Yeah.

是啊。

Here, watch.

在這裡，看。

Hey, quit it with the motor boating, would you?

嘿，別再玩摩托艇了，好嗎？

Some of us are trying to rest in peace down here.

我們中的一些人正試圖在這裡安息。

Strawberry?

草莓？

What e like 600 episodes ago of corpse.

什麼e像600集前的屍體。

He did.

他做到了。

I said I got annoyed dead people.

我說我煩死人了。

Didn't I watch this e okay.

我不是看了這個e好嗎。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Stop it or Well, like totally hunt you.

別說了，要不就徹底追殺你。

I'd like to seed you try way.

我想種你試試的方式。

Shouldn't test them.

不應該測試他們。

Oh, so orange is a tough guy.

哦，原來橙子是個硬漢。

Well, buckle up, pal.

好了，繫好安全帶，夥計。

We're totally going.

我們完全要去。

Toe hunt you now.

現在就去找你

How you gonna do that?

你要怎麼做？

You two don't look very scary to me.

我看你們兩個並不可怕。

Orange.

橙色。

That's it.

就這樣吧

Yeah.

是啊。

Would you say it's the last straw?

你說這是最後一根稻草嗎？

Berry, You asked for it.

貝里，你自找的。

You're totally getting haunted, bro.

你完全得到鬧鬼，兄弟。

Oh!

哦！

Oh, boy.

哦，天啊

Oh, hey.

哦，嘿。

So, what, you wanna dio?

所以，什麼，你想DIO？

Shall we start a band?

我們要不要成立一個樂隊？

Orange?

橙子？

What, you the least bit worried?

怎麼，你一點也不擔心？

I mean, sort of it.

我的意思是，它的排序。

Starting a band was easy.

組建樂隊很容易。

Everyone would do it.

每個人都會這樣做。

I mean, about those dead Berries coming back.

我是說，那些死去的貝瑞回來了。

Oh, no, not really.

哦，不，不是真的。

Although dead Berries would be a great band name.

雖然死去的貝瑞是個很好的樂隊名字。

I'm gonna drop that down.

我要把它放下來。

Listen to me.

聽我說

Way could get haunted at any moment.

路隨時都可能鬧鬼。

And you're over here talking about Yeah, yeah, yeah.

而你卻在這裡說是啊，是啊，是啊。

Over here.

在這裡。

I think we lost him.

我想我們失去了他。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

On second thought, teaching those zombies was a really grave error.

仔細想想，教那些殭屍真的是一個嚴重的錯誤。

I don't feel so good, you know.

我感覺不太好，你知道的。

Did you get bitten?

你被咬了嗎？

If they buy you, you turn into one of them.

如果他們收買你，你就會變成他們中的一員。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

It's not that I get all gassy when I get scared.

並不是說我害怕的時候就會氣急敗壞。

Oh, that's a good band name to orange.

哦，這是個很好的樂隊名字，以橙色。

listen to me.

聽我說

Do not fuck right now.

現在別幹了

Ah, but I wanna do not If you for it, It'll annoy them even more Police and in my back with e o e.

啊，但我想不這樣做，如果你為它， 它會煩擾他們甚至更多的警察，並在我的背後與E O E。

Yeah, yeah, but I'm running it back by not existing place.

是啊，是啊，但我運行它回不存在的地方。

Could take May.

可以採取五月。

Now chop chop!

現在快快快！

Hi.

嗨，我的天

Wow.

哇哦

That was a clause Call.

那是一個條款Call。

Yeah, way.

是啊，方式。

Well, if that isn't just our lock.

好吧，如果這不只是我們的鎖。

That's crazy.

那是瘋狂的。

Little apple.

小蘋果。

I'm gonna need you toe.

我需要你的腳趾。

Get out with that negativity.

擺脫這種負面情緒。

Fruit.

果實。

Stop killing E o way Killings.

別再殺人了

Got my stomach feeling all crazy And don't you dare front orange.

讓我的胃感覺都瘋了，你敢前橙。

This is an enclosed space.

這是一個封閉的空間。

Now you need me.

現在你需要我。

I'll be lying wide awake for the next 10 to 15 years.

在未來的10到15年裡，我都會躺在床上醒著。

Good night.

晚上好

Good night.

晚上好

Don't let the bedbugs booth.

別讓臭蟲攤上了。

Oh, wow.

哦，哇。

Yeah, that was a mistake.

是的，這是一個錯誤。

Ah.

啊。

Hey there, fruit lovers.

嘿，水果愛好者們。

We're counting down the top five ways to survive a zombie.

我們來細數一下殭屍的五大生存方式。

Apocalypse number five.

啟示錄第五號

As boring as it might be, a times always try to hang around smart people.

雖然很無聊，但一個時代總是試圖與聰明的人混在一起。

Dude, I'm pretty sure we shouldn't be out here.

夥計，我敢肯定，我們不應該在這裡。

I've heard they're zombies all over the place.

我聽說他們到處都是殭屍。

By what a smart thing to say.

由多麼聰明的說法。

Pair, Why do you keep yelling about how smart I a e a hair gets straight A's His brain is huge.

對了，你為什麼老是嚷嚷著我有多聰明，我一根頭髮都能拿A，他的腦子真大。

No, I get straight f's, uh, A's and f's.

不，我得到的是直接的F，呃，A和F的。

Oh, come on.

哦，來吧。

You see, it's a grading system in which a is the best and F is the worst.

你看，這是一個分級制度，其中a是最好的，f是最差的。

And might I add her powdered way?

我可以給她加粉的方式嗎？

Number four If the zombie see you, just make up a story and make up your face a yourself.

第四條 如果殭屍看到你，就編個故事，編個自己的臉。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

You don't even let me get to the punch line.

你都沒讓我說到重點。

Number three, if all else fails, fight off the zombies with your massive guns.

第三條，如果其他方法都失敗了，就用你的大槍打掉殭屍。

I don't know about this, dude.

我不知道這個，夥計。

I mean, I am a pacifist.

我的意思是，我是一個和平主義者。

Oh, well, in that case, right, number two, no brains, no problem.

哦，這樣的話，對了，二號，沒腦子，沒問題。

Sorry, Dad.

對不起，爸爸。

Dude, I got nothing going on upstairs.

夥計，我在樓上什麼都沒做。

See?

看到了嗎？

No brains.

沒有腦子。

Yeah.

是啊。

Sad story.

悲傷的故事。

I wanna make stupid noises for 20 minutes.

我想發出愚蠢的聲音20分鐘。

Way on the number.

路上的數字。

One way to survive a zombie.

殭屍的一種生存方式。

Apocalypse is a boombox way already covered that all the gun instead is chiller on Repeat.

天啟是一個boombox的方式已經覆蓋，所有的槍，而不是冷風機重複。

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

Parted like I always say, If you can't beat the beat, then move your feet.

分就像我常說的那樣，如果你打不了節拍，那就移動你的腳。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Hello?

喂？

Hey, Free lovers coming at you with another How to video to help buff your brains.

嘿，免費愛好者來你與另一個如何視頻，以幫助緩衝你的大腦。

Come here.

來吧

You feeling okay?

你感覺還好嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Why?

為什麼？

Well, now you kind of said brains.

好吧，現在你說的大腦。

Well, like a zombie.

好吧，像一個殭屍。

Well, yeah, because today we're showing you folks how to survive the zombie apocalypse.

嗯，是的，因為今天我們要告訴你的鄉親們 如何在殭屍啟示錄中生存。

I Oh, what a relief.

我 哦，真是鬆了一口氣。

For a second there, I thought you might actually better Zombie.

有那麼一瞬間，我覺得你可能會比Zombie更好。

Who we pray.

我們為誰祈禱。

Yeah, glad you're definitely 100% for sure.

是啊，很高興你絕對是100%的肯定。

Not a zombie.

不是殭屍。

OK, now let's get to it.

好了，現在我們開始吧。

Let's learn how to kill them.

讓我們學習如何殺死他們。

Hey, not so fast Orange.

嘿，別這麼快橙子。

There's more to it than that.

還有比這更重要的事情。

Step one.

第一步：

Go on the defensive.

去防守。

That means protect yourself in any way you can run, Hide, barricade yourself, explode a bunch of TNT.

這意味著保護自己，以任何方式，你可以運行，隱藏，路障自己，爆炸一堆TNT。

Stop going on.

別再說了

The defensive means defending yourself orange, not using violence.

防守的意思是自衛橙，而不是使用暴力。

I get you like you into your brain.

我把你這樣的人弄到你的腦子裡。

Getting rid of your brain.

擺脫你的大腦。

Yeah, Just got to sing it from your body That way the zombie.

是啊，只是得從你的身體唱它 這樣的殭屍，

You'll have no reason to chase.

你就沒有理由去追了。

You know, brain.

你知道，大腦。

That's a great point.

這是一個很好的觀點。

Orange.

橙色。

Oh, except the tiny little detail that people can't jettison their brains.

呵呵，除了人不能亂動腦筋這個小小的細節。

Oh, and if you never had a brain to begin with, even better.

哦，如果你一開始就沒有腦子，那就更好了。

This'll is not helping.

這將是沒有幫助。

Dude, we're trying to survive the zombie apocalypse.

夥計，我們正在努力生存 殭屍啟示錄。

And the best way to do that is to keep off the zombies radar altogether.

而最好的辦法就是完全不被殭屍雷達發現。

Okay, but what if they do find you?

好吧，但如果他們真的找到你怎麼辦？

If they find you, go ahead.

如果他們找到你，就去吧。

Your sandy, right.

你的沙子，對。

Well, right.

嗯，沒錯。

What would there are?

會有什麼？

Other options you should try.

其他的選擇你應該嘗試。

First step to.

第一步要。

If the zombies do find you, then I suppose it's time to go on the offensive.