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  • [JOHN] Hi, there. This is John Green.

  • [HANK] And I'm Hank Green,

  • and we are the Vlogbrothers on YouTube.

  • [JOHN] And we are making this video

  • a Frequently Asked Questions video for the purposes of answering some questions

  • that are frequently asked.

  • [HANK] People are often confused.

  • Like, for example, what is a Nerdfighter?

  • [JOHN] A Nerdfighter is a person who,

  • instead of being made out of, like, bones and skin and tissue,

  • is made entirely of awesome.

  • [HANK] So what you're saying is that

  • Nerdfighters don't fight nerds?

  • [JOHN] No, we're clearly... pro-nerd.

  • [HANK] Nerdfighter is basically just the community that sprung up around our videos,

  • and, basically, we just get together and try to do awesome things

  • and have a good time and fight against World Suck.

  • [JOHN] What's World Suck?

  • [HANK] World Suck is kind of exactly

  • what World Suck sounds like. It's hard to quantify exactly, but, you know,

  • it's, like, the amount of suck in the world.

  • [JOHN] One of the questions we get asked the most is:

  • "Do you guys have real jobs?"

  • [HANK] Yes!

  • [JOHN] Well, I mean, it depends on how you define "real".

  • Hank runs the environmental technology website EcoGeek.

  • [HANK] John Green is an award-winning author.

  • He has written books such as Looking For Alaska,

  • An Abundance of Katherines, and Paper Towns, and he's won many awards including

  • the Edgar Award and the, the Printz Award.

  • [HANK] Why don't you blink?

  • [JOHN] I don't blink because I'm focusing

  • when I'm in front of the camera.

  • I do blink in real life. That's why I still have eyes.

  • And, also, it's sort of a tribute to the original video blogger,

  • our hero,

  • zefrank.

  • [JOHN] So, Hank, what's DFTBA?

  • [HANK] DFTBA is an acronym.

  • [JOHN] No, it isn't! It is not an acronym.

  • Acronyms are pronounceable. It is an initialism.

  • [HANK trying to pronounce DFTBA] Dfft-tpuh...

  • [JOHN] Dfft-buh. [BOTH laugh]

  • [HANK] Okay. It's an initialism that stands for

  • Don't Forget To Be Awesome.

  • [JOHN] Am I too young...

  • [HANK] ...old... [JOHN] ...fat...

  • [HANK] ...skinny... [JOHN] ...weird...

  • [HANK] ...cool... [JOHN] ...nerdy...

  • [HANK] ...handsome... [JOHN] ...tall...

  • [HANK] ...dead... [BOTH] ...to be a Nerdfighter?

  • [JOHN] No! If you wanna be a Nerdfighter,

  • you ARE a Nerdfighter!

  • [HANK] Nerdfighter dictionary time!

  • [JOHN] Lightning round.

  • [HANK] Puppy-sized elephants.

  • [JOHN] We asked natural selection to make us puppy-sized elephants,

  • because they would have the evolutionary advantage

  • of being adorable, and we are waiting for that to happen.

  • [JOHN] Stuff on heads?

  • [HANK] Yeah, if you put stuff on your head, it makes you feel better about life.

  • [JOHN] Nerdfighter gatherings?

  • [HANK] Is when Nerdfighters get together.

  • Sometimes we're there, sometimes we're not.

  • [JOHN] French the llama?

  • [HANK] French the llama is something that John is trying to make into a thing,

  • in which people say [for example], "French the llama, that whale is big",

  • but it's not gonna work.

  • [JOHN] Oh, it's gonna happen!

  • I'm gonna make french the llama happen!

  • [HANK] Puff levels?

  • [JOHN] Uh, my puff level is the level of puff in my hair,

  • which gets higher as I get more stressed out.

  • [HANK] Decepticon?

  • [JOHN] Is the opposite of a Nerdfighter.

  • [JOHN] Giant squid of anger?

  • [HANK] Is basically like a YouTube troll. [Makes angry squid noises]

  • [JOHN] Tiny chicken disease?

  • [HANK] Is a disease that happens when

  • there's tiny chickens in your head and they lay eggs and all of it gooes out of your nose.

  • It's actually...

  • [JOHN] It's a common cold. [HANK] Yeah.

  • [JOHN] Secret siblings?

  • [HANK] Secret siblings are anyone who makes

  • video responses down here to our videos.

  • [JOHN] Down here, in my pants.

  • [HANK] In your pants?

  • [JOHN] "In your pants" is a phenomenon discovered by Maureen Johnson.

  • If you add "in your pants" to the end of book titles,

  • those book titles become much funnier.

  • "The Sun Also Rises... In Your Pants"

  • [HANK] "A Spot of Bother... In Your Pants"

  • [JOHN] Notsome?

  • [HANK] Notsome is the opposite of awesome.

  • See also Fail Puppy and the Fail Boat.

  • [HANK] The Yeti?

  • [JOHN] Is my wife. The Katherine...

  • [HANK] ...is my wife.

  • [JOHN] Oh, and this...

  • [HANK] Ah... is the Nerdfighter gang sign.

  • So, if you see somebody doing this, you know not to shoot them.

  • [JOHN] We have created a playlist of twenty Vlogbrothers videos

  • that you can watch that will give you a broader sense of

  • what's going on in Nerdfighteria, in case you're new.

  • [HANK] And if you have any friends that are a little bit confused about why

  • you're watching two nerds make videos about Star Wars

  • and giraffe love and making the world a better place

  • through video...

  • [JOHN] Those, those are three interconnected ideas.

  • [HANK laughs]

  • [HANK] ...then you can send them to this video right here

  • so that they can get a little bit of a debrief before plunging in to the rest of our... stuff.

  • [JOHN] Now, the playlist is on the screen and we gotta do like a little playlist song.

  • [BOTH singing] Woo! [HANK] Playlist song, playlist song!

  • Bwoo-bwoo-bwoo! Playlist song, playlist song!

  • Boop-bwoo bwoo-bwoo!

  • [JOHN speaking] Now, did you just write that?

  • Because that's really good. That's brilliant.

  • Did you, like, did you come up with that off the top of your head like that?

  • [HANK singing] Bwoo! [BOTH laugh]

  • [HANK] It's like Mario swimming. [Singing] Bwoo-bwoo-bwoo!

  • [JOHN] Nerdfighteria, thanks for being awesome and thanks for all the support you've given us

  • as we continue into our fourth year of making videos.

  • Best wishes!

  • [HANK] DFTBA!

[JOHN] Hi, there. This is John Green.

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