Yeah, All right.

是啊，好吧。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Okay on.

好的

And it was at that very moment that orange realized he'd been eating a dirty gym sock the entire time.

而就在那一刻，橙子才發現自己一直在吃一隻髒兮兮的運動襪。

Would you be here?

你會在這裡嗎？

Someone telling a creepypasta Now, that was just telling an actual story about me.

有人在講一個恐怖故事 現在，這只是在講一個關於我的真實故事。

Yeah, eso you actually eat dirty gym sock like the entire thing?

是啊，eso你居然吃骯髒的運動襪 像整個事情？

Are you surprised?

你很驚訝嗎？

That's not even that crazy for orange.

這對橙子來說，還沒有那麼瘋狂。

Yeah.

是啊。

Earlier today he farted the ABC.

今天早些時候，他在ABC放了個屁。

So enough.

所以，夠了。

Listen, I got a creepypasta in progress on I went all the effort of doing my creepy entrance routine.

聽著，我得到了一個creepypasta的進展 我去所有的努力 做我的毛骨悚然的入口程序。

I'm on a roll.

我正忙著呢

We're just going to go with it.

我們只是要去與它。

Okay?

好嗎？

Now who among you is brave enough to hear my news?

現在你們誰有勇氣聽我的消息？

Creepypasta a funky Paul.

Creepypasta一個時髦的保羅。

Is this anything like the famous short story?

這和著名的短篇小說有什麼相似之處嗎？

The monkeys, pa know that story isn't funky whatsoever.

猴子們，爸知道那個故事一點也不時髦。

Gotcha.

抓到你了

Now then, the funky Paul is a story about a young rape through.

那麼現在，時髦的保羅是一個關於年輕的強姦穿越的故事。

Here we go.

我們走吧

Yes, it is indeed coincidental that you are a great fruit and the story involves a great fruit.

是的，確實很巧，你是一個大果子，故事涉及到一個大果子。

Do not interrupt me again Now then onto my creepy monster, which is, as always, to die For once upon a time, there was a young grief fruit who cared very, very much about the way he smelled.

別再打斷我了 現在說說我的詭異怪獸，它一如既往的，要死了 從前，有一個年輕的悲傷果實，他非常非常在意自己的氣味。

What is happening right now?

現在發生了什麼？

I realize it's coincidental, not stop interrupting for someone without a nose.

我意識到這是巧合的，不停止打斷沒有鼻子的人。

The grapefruit sense of smell was quite refined one day while shopping for rare sense in the shop he had never visited before.

有一天，他在從未去過的商店裡買稀奇感時，柚子的嗅覺相當靈敏。

He was offered a horrible smelling, funky poor for purchase.

有人給他提供了一個可怕的氣味，有趣的窮人購買。

The purveyor of the shop told him the poor would grant him three wishes, but there was a catch.

店家告訴他，窮人會實現他三個願望，但有一個條件。

All of his wishes would be granted in a rather funky fashion.

他所有的願望都會以一種相當有趣的方式實現。

The grapefruit purchased the Paul exited the shop, and when he looked back at the shop, had vanished into a cloud of greenish gas.

柚子買了保羅出了店門，當他回過頭來看店時，已經消失在一團青色的氣體中。

Nevertheless, the grapefruit rushed straight home with the poor and wished for a pile of money.

儘管如此，柚子還是帶著窮人直接趕回了家，並希望得到一沓錢。

It instantly appeared young Grapefruit was overjoyed to find the poor worked.

瞬間顯得年輕的西柚很高興，發現可憐的工作。

However, the pile of cash smelled rather funky, so funky, in fact, that no one would accept it.

不過，這堆現金的味道相當的有趣，其實很有趣，沒有人願意接受。

His payment, no matter how much the great food offered to pay no one wanted his stinky money on DSO the Great, but was left with a smelly pile of cash.

他的付出，無論大食提出多少付出都沒有人要他的臭錢在DSO大食上，但卻留下了一沓臭錢。

There was utterly worthless.

有完全不值一提。

The grapefruit decided to make his second wish that the woman of his dreams would fall madly in love with him again.

柚子決定許下第二個願望，希望夢中的女人能再次瘋狂地愛上他。

The wish came true immediately.

這個願望馬上就實現了。

She loved him dearly and could not be convinced otherwise.

她深愛著他，不能不信。

No matter what you see, the grapefruit absolutely reeked the stench of his money and permeated everything in the surrounding area, including the grapefruit himself.

無論你看到什麼，柚子絕對散發著他金錢的臭味，瀰漫在周圍的一切，包括柚子本人。

No matter how many times he bade, they'll try to hide it with his ridiculous collection of body sprays.

無論他叮囑多少次，他們都會用他那可笑的身體噴霧收藏來掩飾。

The grapefruit stank to high heaven, but his love was not deterred and remained entranced by him, even though she vomited whenever he came near.

柚子臭氣熏天，但他的夫妻並沒有被嚇倒，依然被他迷住，即使他一靠近她就嘔吐。

Eventually, the great food was at the end of his room.

最終，大食在他的房間盡頭。

He was penniless.

他身無分文。

He smelled awful on the love of his life.

他在他的夫妻身上聞到了可怕的味道。

Was vomiting part too frequently for his life.

是嘔吐部分太頻繁，他的生活。

I wish for the smell to go away, thought to himself before he realized he still had one wish remaining, why he could simply wish the smell away.

我希望氣味消失，想著想著，他才發現自己還剩下一個願望，為什麼他可以簡單地希望氣味消失。

And so the grapefruit took up the poor and began uttering his wish allowed, saying I wish for the smell.

於是，柚子拿起可憐的人，開始說出他的願望允許，說我希望的氣味。

But then, in the middle of his sentence, he got away with himself on vomited uncontrollably unfortunately.

但是，在他說到一半的時候，他卻不幸地在嘔吐上逃脫了自己。

But here the Paul heard his request.

但在這裡，保羅聽到了他的請求。

He had wished for the smell and that's precisely what he got from that day forward, the funkiest and spread across the land, causing everyone who smelled it.

他曾希望得到這種味道，而這正是他從那天起得到的，最有趣的味道，並在這片土地上蔓延開來，使每一個聞到這種味道的人。

Tow bar loudly and comedically.

拖吧響亮而滑稽。

This'll man was so that some people even bark themselves to death on the stench of their decaying bodies.

這ll人是這樣的，有些人甚至連自己都被腐爛的屍體臭味薰死了。

Somehow made the stench even worse.

不知怎麼的，讓臭味更重了。

Everyone knew it was the grapefruit who had brought the funky curse upon them.

大家都知道是柚子給他們帶來了時髦的詛咒。

But they did not seek retribution to kill the great.

但他們不求報應，不求殺大。

It would be too kind.

那就太客氣了。

True punishment was to allow him to live alongside his vomit ami.

真正的懲罰是讓他和他的嘔吐阿米生活在一起。

True love on his funky smelling cash every day for the rest of his natural life.

真愛在他的時髦的聞到現金上每天自然的生活。

The end.

結束。

Yeah.

是啊。

Now that's a creepypasta that pass the sniff test.

現在，這是一個creepypasta，通過嗅覺測試。

Um, guys, where's grapefruit?

嗯，夥計們，柚子呢？

I believe you want to change the radiator hose on this riding lawnmower.

我相信你是想更換這臺騎式割草機的散熱器軟管。

Have yes, checks out.

有是，結賬。

I believe it.

我相信它。

Man, that was a really good creepypasta.

夥計，那是一個非常好的creepypasta。

The way you described to smell, I could practically smell it.

你描述的氣味，我幾乎可以聞到它。

Actually, that wasn't the story.

其實，這不是故事。

It was May Oh, Ranjha e can't help it.

這是五月哦，Ranjha E不能幫助它。