Name: 《宅男行不行》Shamy 搞笑片段 (Sheldon 和 Amy) (Shamy, The Big Bang Theory.)
Uploaded: 2020-07-03T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 3 min 53 s

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Excuse me, I'm Amy Farrah Fowler,  you're Sheldon Cooper.

不好意思，我是 Amy Farrah Fowler，而你是 Sheldon Cooper。

Yes, I have a friend named Amy Farrah Fowler.

是的，我的確有個朋友叫 Amy Farrah Fowler。

Yes, we communicate on a daily basis, but no, she is not my girlfriend.

是的，我們每天都有聊天，但她不是我女朋友。

Amy Farrah Fowler has asked me to meet her mother.

Amy Farrah Fowler 要我去見她母親。

Well, you know how you're always saying that Amy is a girl who is your friend and not your girlfriend?

你知道你總是說 Amy 是你的女性朋友但不是你的女朋友？

Other than my mother, my sister and my meemaw, no.

除了我媽媽，我妹妹還有我的外婆，沒有。

But you're a scientist, where is the curiosity?

但你是一個科學家，你的好奇心去哪了？

Amy, really, she's not gonna come on to Sheldon.

Amy，真的。她真的不會去勾引 Sheldon。

How can any woman spend eight hours a day alone with this face and not fall in love with it?

怎麼可能有任何女人一天八小時對著這張臉而不愛上它呢？

No, there are certain things that say to the world: "I have a boyfriend and he's not made up."

不，我有幾件事要跟全世界說：「我有一個男朋友，而且他不是捏造的。」

Matching costumes, hickeys and sex tapes.

情侶裝、草莓還有性愛錄影帶。

Hear this, Leonard has some ridiculous notion that you're mad at me.

你聽，Leonard 有一些關於你生我氣的荒謬想法。

Yeah but tell him you're not mad at me, go ahead, set him straight.

告訴他你沒有在生我的氣，去吧，好好管教他。

Your mother thinks you might be losing your mind over me.

你媽媽說你會因為我而失去理智。

身為一個神經生物學家，我很好奇。

You insulted my woman—I'm here to defend her honor.

你羞辱我的女人，我來這是為了捍衛她的榮譽。

I made a commitment in writing to comfort you in times like this.

我用文字做出了承諾要及時安慰你，就像現在這樣。

Additionally, you're my girlfriend and I care about your well-being.

另外，你是我的女朋友而且我在乎你的幸福快樂。

現在讓我們趕快把事情結束吧！

I thought our relationship was based on trust.

我想我們的感情是建立在信任上的。

And a mutual admiration that skews in my favor.

Penny, all my life, I have been uncomfortable with the sort  of physical contact that comes easily to others.

Penny，在我的生命裡，我一直對於他人對我的任何身體接觸感到不舒服。

Just recently, I had to put Vaporub on Amy's chest.

就像最近，我必須幫 Amy 在她胸口上擦傷風膏。

A year ago, that would have been unthinkable.

一年前，我真是連想都不敢想。

Hang on, are you saying that someday you and Amy might actually get physical?

等等，你是說有天你真的可能跟 Amy 親密接觸嗎？

Sheldon, I know this wasn't easy for you and I'm really glad we could have this conversation.

Sheldon，我知道這對你來說不容易，但我真的很開心能跟你聊這些。

I feel like I'm being strangled by a boa constrictor.

我覺得我好像快被一隻大蟒蛇勒死。