Everyone, pay attention.

大家注意。

Yes, I have a friend named Amy Farrah Fowler.

是的，我的確有個朋友叫 Amy Farrah Fowler。

Yes, she is female.

是的，她是個女性。

Yes, we communicate on a daily basis, but no, she is not my girlfriend.

是的，我們每天都有聊天，但她不是我女朋友。

Amy Farrah Fowler has asked me to meet her mother.

Amy Farrah Fowler 要我去見她母親。

Yeah, so?

所以咧？

What does that mean?

那是什麼意思？

Well, you know how you're always saying that Amy is a girl who is your friend and not your girlfriend?

你知道你總是說 Amy 是你的女性朋友但不是你的女朋友？

Can't say that anymore.

你不能再這麼說了。

Amy...

Amy......

Will you be my girlfriend?

你要當我的女朋友嗎？

Yes.

好。

Well, that's enough of that.

很好，這樣就夠了。

Sheldon, have you ever kissed a girl?

Sheldon，你親過女孩子嗎？

Other than my mother, my sister and my meemaw, no.

除了我媽媽，我妹妹還有我的外婆，沒有。

But you're a scientist, where is the curiosity?

但你是一個科學家，你的好奇心去哪了？

I'm available for experimentation.

我願意當試驗品。

Fascinating.

很好。

Amy, really, she's not gonna come on to Sheldon.

Amy，真的。她真的不會去勾引 Sheldon。

Oh, really?

喔，真的嗎？

Look at this face.

看看這張臉。

How can any woman spend eight hours a day alone with this face and not fall in love with it?

怎麼可能有任何女人一天八小時對著這張臉而不愛上它呢？

No, there are certain things that say to the world: "I have a boyfriend and he's not made up."

不，我有幾件事要跟全世界說：「我有一個男朋友，而且他不是捏造的。」

Matching costumes, hickeys and sex tapes.

情侶裝、草莓還有性愛錄影帶。

Pick one.

選一個。

What's a hickey?

什麼是草莓?

Hear this, Leonard has some ridiculous notion that you're mad at me.

你聽，Leonard 有一些關於你生我氣的荒謬想法。

Yeah but tell him you're not mad at me, go ahead, set him straight.

告訴他你沒有在生我的氣，去吧，好好管教他。

I'm mad at you, Sheldon.

我的確在生你的氣，Sheldon。

Your mother thinks you might be losing your mind over me.

你媽媽說你會因為我而失去理智。

As a neurobiologist, I was curious.

身為一個神經生物學家，我很好奇。

You insulted my woman—I'm here to defend her honor.

你羞辱我的女人，我來這是為了捍衛她的榮譽。

Now prepare yourself for what may come.

準備好接下來要發生的事吧！

I made a commitment in writing to comfort you in times like this.

我用文字做出了承諾要及時安慰你，就像現在這樣。

Additionally, you're my girlfriend and I care about your well-being.

另外，你是我的女朋友而且我在乎你的幸福快樂。

Thank you, Sheldon.

謝謝你，Sheldon。

You're welcome.

不客氣。

Now, let's get this over with.

現在讓我們趕快把事情結束吧！

It hurts that you would lie to me, Amy.

你對我說謊讓我很受傷，Amy。

I thought our relationship was based on trust.

我想我們的感情是建立在信任上的。

And a mutual admiration that skews in my favor.

還有完全合我意的彼此欣賞。

First of all, I'm quite fond of Amy.

首先，我真的非常喜歡 Amy。　

Then what's the problem?

那問題在哪裡呢？

Penny, all my life, I have been uncomfortable with the sort of physical contact that comes easily to others.

Penny，在我的生命裡，我一直對於他人對我的任何身體接觸感到不舒服。

Hand shaking, hugging, prostate exams.

握手、擁抱、檢查前列腺。

But I'm working on it, you know.

但我有在慢慢進步。

Just recently, I had to put Vaporub on Amy's chest.

就像最近，我必須幫 Amy 在她胸口上擦傷風膏。

A year ago, that would have been unthinkable.

一年前，我真是連想都不敢想。

Hang on, are you saying that someday you and Amy might actually get physical?

等等，你是說有天你真的可能跟 Amy 親密接觸嗎？

It's a possibility.

這是一個可能性。

Oh my God!

喔，天啊！

Sheldon, I know this wasn't easy for you and I'm really glad we could have this conversation.

Sheldon，我知道這對你來說不容易，但我真的很開心能跟你聊這些。

How's that?

感覺如何？

I feel like I'm being strangled by a boa constrictor.

我覺得我好像快被一隻大蟒蛇勒死。

Why did you stop?

妳為什麼停了？