(Meemers voice) Let's go, Mom. (normal voice) Okay, let's go.

(Meemers的聲音)我們走吧，媽媽。（正常的聲音）好吧，我們走吧。

Bit by bit, Meemers.

一點一點的，Meemers。

I know you always get faster than me (inaudible).

我知道你總是比我快（聽不清）。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

Thanks for checking the path if it's clear.

謝謝你檢查路徑是否清晰。

(tinkly, upbeat music)

（叮叮噹噹，歡快的音樂）。

That's how we're gonna start up this video!

這就是我們要開始的視頻！

Are you recordin'? - [Simon] (Western voice) I'm recordin' today!

你在錄音嗎？- [西蒙]（西方聲音）我今天在錄音！

- (Western voice) I'm recordin'! - Alright!

- （西方的聲音） 我記錄'！- 好吧！

- Recordin' a picture of my cat's butt.

- 錄下我的貓的屁股的照片。

You know what I'm gonna say 'cause we've been playing too much Red Dead?

你知道我想說什麼嗎? 因為我們玩了太多 "紅色死亡"?

You're okay. You're okay, boy. - You're okay, boy.

你沒事了，你沒事了，孩子你沒事的，孩子。- 你沒事的，孩子。

- You're doin' alright. There, there. - Uh-oh.

- 你做得很好。那裡，那裡。- 嗯，哦。

- You're okay, boy.

- 你沒事的，孩子。

You're okay, there there.

你沒事了，在那裡，在那裡。

You're all right.

你沒事了

Okay, okay kitty. (gunshot noises)

好吧，好吧貓咪。（槍聲）

(grunting)

（叫聲）

The struggle to keep my arms up

掙扎著把我的胳膊抬起來

while doing interesting hairstyles.

而做有趣的髮型。

It's so painful!

太痛苦了！

Oh my god. It's so burning.

哦，我的上帝。它是如此燃燒。

It's like a burning sensation, like lactic acid in all the bottoms of your joints and arms.

就像一種燒灼感，就像你的關節和手臂底部都有乳酸。

This is uh,

這是..,

this is what it's like to do your hair upright.

這是什麼樣子做你的頭髮直立。

Oh, dear God.

哦，親愛的上帝。

We need to sticky roll-everything. Cat and dog have made every item of clothing...

我們要把所有的東西都粘起來。貓和狗讓每件衣服... ...

a - it's just... These are things you have to accept as a pet mom.

一個 - 它只是...這些都是你必須接受的事情 作為一個寵物媽媽。

- I'm gonna be honest - - Y'know, that your clothing is always gonna be covered in fur.

- 我說實話，你的衣服總是會被毛皮覆蓋。

- You need to stop getting black clothing. Get some clothing with some color in it.

- 你不要再買黑色的衣服了。買些有顏色的衣服吧。

Some whites in there. - But all the black clothing represents

有些白人在裡面。- 但所有的黑衣代表

(demonic voice) the darkness in my heart.

(惡魔的聲音)我心中的黑暗。

Isn't he adorable? I know where I should put him.

他是不是很可愛？我知道我應該把他放在哪裡了。

Into my tiny window garden, which has, I'll admit,

進入我的小窗花園，我承認，它已經。

gotten a little bit full. Don't really have anywhere to put tourist Pikachu.

變得有點滿了。真的沒有地方放旅遊皮卡丘。

So I'm gonna put him down here where the garden is ever-expanding.

所以我要把他放在這裡，花園不斷擴大的地方。

I see that someone here has knocked over my creatures, probably Simon.

我看到這裡有人打翻了我的生物，可能是西蒙。

I'll be honest with you.

我跟你說實話。

I had to start moving the wildlife, like the garden and the cats and stuff,

我不得不開始移動野生動物，比如花園和貓之類的東西。

to a different section because I had so many of them. Kind of an overflow cat situation happening over here.

到不同的部分，因為我有這麼多的人。有點溢出貓的情況發生在這裡。

But that's not what this video is about, me having too much stuff.

但這不是這個視頻的內容，我有太多的東西。

No, no, because today we are gonna head out to Nakano Broadway,

不，不，因為今天我們要去中野百老匯。

which is a bit like baby Akihabara and it has lots of collectibles.

這有點像秋葉原寶寶，它有很多收藏品。

This is where it got all my Pokemon for my outdoor garden.

我的戶外花園的寵物小精靈都是在這裡得到的。

And I think I need to update this garden with a little bit of a spring feeling. Don't you think, ducky?

我想我需要把這個花園更新一下，有一點春天的感覺。你不覺得嗎，小鴨子？

- Yeah... You know... - Doesn't it seem totally like it's got too much of a winter vibe?

- 是啊，你知道...- 是不是看起來完全不像是冬天的氛圍？

You know what I'm - I hear you, Simon. I know. - Ah...

你知道我--我聽到了，西蒙。我知道了。- 啊...

Simon has been telling me, (deep voice) "Girl, when are you gonna update your window garden?

西蒙一直跟我說，（深沉的聲音）"姑娘，你什麼時候更新你的窗花園？

It definitely needs more of a spring feel."

它肯定需要更多的春天的感覺。"

- I don't think "update" was the word. I think -

- 我想 "更新 "不是這個詞。我想...

I mean you're - it's starting to creep into the sink area.

我的意思是你... 它開始滲透到水槽區域。

And now under there. There's gotta be...

現在在那下面。肯定有...

(creepy piano)

（令人毛骨悚然的鋼琴）

So uh, today let's go on an adventure in Nakano Broadway in search of tiny things!

那麼呃，今天我們就去中野百老匯冒險，尋找小東西吧!

(chill music)

（寒蟬音樂）

So by the way, you look very snazzy right now, ducky.

順便說一句，你現在看起來很時髦，小鴨子。

- Thanks, girl. - I think you look really lovely.

- 謝謝你，女孩。- 我覺得你看起來真的很可愛。

- Aw, I love you, girl. Hold on. - Look at how dapper you look.

- 哦，我愛你，女孩。等一下- 看看你看起來多帥氣。

Look at you, you handsome. Oh! - Oh!

看看你，你這個帥哥哦！

I think you have a crush on me, girl!

我想你對我有好感，女孩！

Mmm! - Crush on you!

嗯！- 暗戀你！

- Got a crush on me, girl? - I got a crush on you.

- 你喜歡我嗎，女孩？- 我對你有好感

- Mmm! Mmm-hmm!

- 嗯！嗯哼！

- Oh yeah, work those dad looks. - Aw yeah. If you had a crush for me before, you don't anymore.

- 哦，工作那些爸爸的樣子。- 哦，是的。如果你以前對我有好感，現在就不會了。

(Martina laughing) - Mm, yeah!

嗯，是的！

- (laughing) I don't know what this move he's doing is, I'm so sorry.

- (笑)我不知道他這個動作是什麼，我很抱歉。

- Yeah girl, come get it! Mmm! (laughter)

- 是啊，女孩，來得到它！嗯！（笑聲）

- I don't know what this dance is, he's never done it before.

- 我不知道這個舞蹈是什麼，他從來沒有做過。

- Oh! Konnichiwa. - Konnichiwa.

- 哦，Konnichiwa。- Konnichiwa。

- Sorry. (Martina speaking Japnese)

- 對不起。(瑪蒂娜說日本語)

- I'm American, not Canadian. I'm American.

- 我是美國人，不是加拿大人。我是美國人

- But you look so cool and you got -

- 但你看起來好酷，你有 -

- My name is Logan Paul.

- 我叫羅根-保羅

- Ooh.

- 哦。

Ichigo daifukus are in season.

一護大夫是季節性的。

- So this here is pretty much our version of a Denny's.

- 所以，這裡幾乎是我們的版本的Denny's。

I mean, there is a Denny's over there, but this is kind of like a grandma restaurant.

我的意思是，有一個Denny's在那裡， 但這是一種像一個奶奶的餐廳。

Fast food chain... - It's called a family restaurant.

快餐連鎖店...- 這就是所謂的家庭餐廳。

- It's a fam - - Have you never heard this phrase?

- 你沒聽過這句話嗎？

- Family restaurant, that's - I guess that's what it is.

- 家庭餐廳，就是--我想就是這樣。

We've been going to a family restaurant in Japan right around the neighborhood. We love it.

我們一直去日本的一家家庭餐廳，就在附近。我們很喜歡它。

Absolutely love this place.

絕對喜歡這個地方。

- [Martina] One of the things we really like is that this restaurant actually has the calories, uh,

- 我們真正喜歡的事情之一是 這家餐廳實際上有卡路里，呃。

written on the menu so that you can easily decide if you want to have like a thousand calories.

寫在菜單上，這樣你可以很容易地決定，如果你想有像一千卡路里。

Or if I want to take it easy and have like 400. It's really helpful.

或者，如果我想輕鬆點，有像400。這真的很有幫助。

- [Simon] Konnichiwa.

- [Simon] Konnichiwa.

(Martina ordering items in Japanese)

(瑪蒂娜用日語點菜)

- [Simon] Did you ever think there's gonna be a day

- 你有沒有想過會有一天

in which you lived in Japan and you would just order stuff all in Japanese?

你住在日本，你會用日語點東西嗎？

- No. You know, what's amazing is that I feel like we have a goal,

- 不，你知道，最神奇的是我覺得我們有了目標。

and then when we get there

然後當我們到達那裡

we don't pat ourselves on the back for it. We say,

我們不會是以而拍拍屁股走人。我們說：

"Oh, you can be better at this, or you could be better."

"哦，你可以更好，也可以更好。"

And we never really take the time to stop and be like,

而我們從來沒有真正花時間停下來，像。

holy cow, ducky. We live in Japan now and now I'm able to read this menu.

我的天，鴨子。我們現在住在日本，現在我可以看這個菜單了。

Yet when I read this menu, I will tell myself you'd be better If you could just read more Japanese.

然而當我讀到這個菜單時，我會告訴自己，如果你能多讀點日語，你會更好。

We can speak more. Why am I telling myself these negative things?

我們可以多說幾句。我為什麼要告訴自己這些負面的東西？

Like I can already read majority of this

就像我已經能讀懂大部分的內容

That's really cool. Good job, Martina. - Good job, love.

這真的很酷。幹得好，瑪蒂娜。- 幹得好，親愛的。

- With your old rusty brain.

- 用你那生鏽的老腦袋。

(laughing) Falling apart over time.

(笑)隨著時間的推移，漸漸散去。

- (Western voice) You're doing alright, girl.

- （西方聲音）你做得很好，女孩。

- You're doing okay. - You're doing alright.

- 你做得很好。- 你做得很好。

- [Simon] Oh-ho.

- [西蒙]哦，嗬。

Ooh. (server speaking)

哦。（服務器說）

- [Simon] Hai, arigato.

- [西蒙]海，阿里加圖。

We got small noodles.

我們吃的是小面。

And you got this hot pot. What's in there?

而你有這個火鍋。裡面有什麼？

Ooh.

哦。

Real nice.

真不錯

Literally never had anything like this before in a menu.

從字面上看，以前的菜單裡從來沒有這樣的東西。

I saw it, I figured I try it out.

我看到了，我想我要試試。

I've been here for three years. Don't know what this is. You could always try something new, and maybe...

我在這裡已經三年了。不知道這是什麼。你可以嘗試一些新的東西，也許... ...

Not be disappointed! Ah, these are all really crispy noodles.

不會讓你失望的!啊，這些都是真正的脆面。

I'm not used to this. Is this like a...

我不習慣這樣。這就像一個...

chow mein of sorts?

炒麵的種類？

Am I supposed to do something else here? There's no instructional manual here.

我應該在這裡做別的事情嗎？這裡沒有說明書。

(jaunty music)

（歡快的音樂）

Ah. Hm!

啊。哼！

Hmm.

嗯。

Weird.

很奇怪

(Martina laughing)

（瑪蒂娜笑）

Literally came with some vinegar and a little bit of wasabi.

從字面上看是帶了一些醋和一點芥末。

I really don't know what I'm doing so I'm just gonna...

我真的不知道自己在做什麼，所以我就... ...

- Oh no, boooooo.

- 哦，不，booooooo。

- I have no idea what I'm doing.

- 我不知道我在做什麼。

This isn't meant to be an educational video. It shows you -

這不是一個教育視頻。它向你展示的是

- Education comes later after we practice trying dishes that we don't know. - Yeah, we gotta practice, we gotta learn,

- 教育是在我們練習嘗試了我們不知道的菜之後。- 是啊，我們得練習，我們得學習。

we gotta make mistakes and then we'll figure out what to do.

我們得犯錯誤，然後我們會想出該怎麼做。

- I gotta tell you, Ihave a feeling you were supposed to...

- 我得告訴你，我有一種感覺，你應該... ...

dash the vinegar onto the salad.

將醋淋在沙拉上。

Not make a mash of vinegar and wasabi paste.

而不是把醋和芥末糊成一團。

- I don't know. - And I think you're supposed to mix this all up and make it juicy.

- 我不知道，我覺得你應該把這一切混合起來，讓它變得多汁。- 我覺得你應該把這一切都混在一起，讓它多汁。

(rough voice) I'll mix you up and make you juicy. - Make you juicy, girl.

（粗獷的聲音）我將混合你，讓你多汁。- 讓你多汁，女孩。

- I knew you were gonna say something like that so I just...

- 我就知道你會這麼說，所以我就... ...

- What do I do with this mustard? - (laughing) The mustard and vinegar went together...

- 這芥末怎麼處理？- (笑)芥末和醋一起...

- Alright, hold on. Let me just put my mustard there. - What are you doing?

- 好吧，等一下。讓我把我的芥末放在那裡。- 你在做什麼？

What are you doing right now?

你現在在做什麼？

- I don't know, I wasn't taught. There's no classes for this.

- 我不知道，沒人教我。沒有這個課程。

There's no Simon and Martina of

沒有西蒙和瑪蒂娜的

foods that I've never seen before.

我從未見過的食物。

- "Where are you guys, and we need it to happen!" - "Where are you? Teach me how to eat!"

- "你們在哪裡，我們需要它發生！"- "你們在哪裡？教我怎麼吃飯！"

- I don't know! (chuckles)

- 我不知道！（笑聲）

Mmm...

嗯...

Oh, oh! (man speaking Japanese)

哦，哦！

- Oh! (Japanese) Okay.

- 哦！（日語）好的。

(grunting) Ahh...

（叫聲） 啊... ...

And, okay! - [cashier] Arigatōgozaimasu.

還有，好吧！- [收銀員]Arigatōgozaimasu。

- Coin, (Japanese)?

- 硬幣，（日語）？

(Japnese) and (Japanese).

日本人）和（日語）。

Hai, arigato.

海，arigato。

Okay!

好吧！

(mimicking fanfare sounds)

(模仿大喇叭聲)

Arigato.

有裡。

- I got a message from Dan and Dan's like, "Hey, can I give you a call right now?

- 我得到了一個消息從丹和丹的喜歡，"嘿，我可以給你一個電話，現在？

I have a plan." So I gave him a call and he said that

我有一個計劃。"所以我給他打了個電話，他說：

because I can't snowboard anymore because of EDS,

因為EDS的緣故，我不能再滑雪了。

he's figured out a way that he can snowboard down the hill with me live on video,

他想出了一個辦法，他可以滑雪板 下山與我現場視頻。

so it can feel like I'm going down the hill again. - Oh!

所以，它可以感覺像我再次下山。- 哦！

- So he said he's just on the chairlift and I was like, holy cow! Like, I could see all of Japan.

- 他說他在吊椅索道上，我當時就想，我的天啊!就像，我可以看到整個日本。

- Yeah. - From a chairlift! Like... - Yeah.

- 是的 從纜車上！就像...

- What's happened to technology? And he's gonna call me back, and then,

- 技術怎麼了？他還會給我回電話，然後。

we're gonna watch, live, Dan on a mountain.

我們要去看，現場，丹在山上。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- [Dan] Woah! God, nearly fell then.

- [丹]哇！天啊，當時差點摔倒。

- [Martina] Oh my god, I'm gonna capture all this chaos on camera for sure.

- 哦，我的上帝，我要去捕捉 所有這些混亂的相機肯定。

- No, this is gonna be... this is gonna totally work.

- 不，這是要去... 這是要去完全工作。

- Where are you by the way?

- 對了，你在哪裡？

- Uh, Shiga Kogen, I think.

- 呃，滋賀高原，我想。

(Dan talking) (end call tone)

（丹說）（結束通話音）

(Martina laughing)

（瑪蒂娜笑）

- And then, and then...

- 然後，然後...

And then he presses the hang up button with his thumb and doesn't realize, and he goes, "Okay!

然後他用大拇指按了一下掛斷鍵，並沒有意識到，他說："好吧!

Let's go!" And then he goes, "Last run of the day. Did you get it?"

我們走吧！"然後他又說："今天最後一次跑，你拿到了嗎？" And then he goes, "Last run of the day.你拿到了嗎？"

(phone ringing) Okay, hang on.

（電話鈴聲）好吧，堅持住。

Are you going backwards down a hill right now? - I am, yeah.

你現在是要倒退著下山嗎？- 是的，是的。

- Oh my god, please don't go off the edge or into that child. - Don't worry.

- 哦，我的上帝，請不要去的邊緣 或進入那個孩子。- 不要擔心。

This is - this is one of the things in life

這是--這是生命中的一件事。

I actually feel probably more natural than walking at, so I'm alright.

其實我覺得可能比走在更自然，所以我還好。

(laughs) But yeah, so this is Shiga Kogen - (inaudible)

但是，是的，所以這是滋賀高原--（聽不清）。

- That's so cool!

- 太酷了！

- Green or the red? - Red.

- 綠色還是紅色？

- Red? Hell yeah, red.

- 紅色的？是的，紅色。

- [Martina] This is like VR! (laughs)

- 這就像VR！（笑）

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- [Simon] I have a question. - Yeah.

- [西蒙]我有一個問題。- [西蒙]我有個問題。

- That's a nice little pinwheel you got there. - Yes?

- 你的小風車真漂亮。- 是嗎？

- See any other bikes here with any other...

- 看到這裡還有沒有其他的單車與...

pinwheels? Or any other...

風車？或者其他...

frilly dillies on their basket?

在他們的籃子上的褶皺迪麗斯？

Looks like yours is the only one, girl. - People have strawberry seats?

看來你的是唯一的一個，女孩。- 人家有草莓座？

- Wh-who? That's your strawberry seat.

- 誰啊？這是你的草莓座。

Everyone else has a boring-ass seat.

其他人都有一個無聊的座位。

- Doesn't everybody want their bike to look, like, happy and joyful?

- 每個人不都希望自己的自行車看起來，像，幸福和快樂嗎？

Right? - I would imagine they should.

對嗎？- 我想他們應該是這樣的

- So why wouldn't you put stickers on it and like, pick a cool color and like, razzle-dazzle it?

- 那你為什麼不把貼紙貼在上面，然後挑個酷酷的顏色，然後把它弄得眼花繚亂呢？

- Makes sense to me. - Makes me happy every time I see it. - Good.

- 對我來說很有意義。- 讓我每次看到它都很開心。- 很好啊

- And when I bike and my pinwheel goes in the wind, like today?

- 當我騎車的時候，我的風車被風吹走了，比如今天？

I felt like I was gonna get lifted off the ground like Mary Poppins.

我覺得自己會像瑪麗-波平斯一樣被抬起來。

Like I was like, maybe if I go a little bit faster, I could get some air! Like for a second,

我當時想，也許如果我走得快一點，我可以得到一些空氣！像一秒鐘。

I thought that. It makes me feel, like, childish and happy.

我以為。這讓我覺得，就像，幼稚和快樂。

- Yeah. - You know? - You're so pure.

- 你知道嗎？- 你是如此純潔。

- So why wouldn't - - Bless your pure soul.

- 那為什麼不------祝福你純潔的靈魂。

- Why wouldn't people do it? - You are - I love you so much.

- 人們為什麼不這樣做呢？- 你是--我很愛你。

Mwah!

Mwah!

(chill music)

（寒蟬音樂）

- Are you ready to go? - Let's roll! - Let's go (inaudible).

- 準備好了嗎？- 走吧！- 我們走吧（聽不清）。

This is fun. - I think so.

這很有趣- 我想也是

- [Martina] Okay, when was the last time we came to (inaudible) and went out on the weekend?

- [瑪蒂娜]好吧，當是最後一次 我們來到（聽不清） 並在週末出去？

- We usually hide on the weekends. That's why we did our last one at home.

- 我們通常在週末躲起來。這就是為什麼我們做了我們最後一個在家裡。

Look at the line just to get on the escalator.

看那排隊只是為了上扶梯。

(music and man speaking Japanese over speaker)

(音樂和男人對著喇叭說日語)

- [speaker] Doors on the right side will open.

- [揚聲器]右側的門會打開。

The stop after Nakano will be Shinjuku.

中野之後的一站是新宿。

(upbeat music) (subway sounds)

(歡快的音樂) (地鐵聲)

- [Simon] So busy here today!

- 今天太忙了！

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

(upbeat music) (man speaking Japanese, amplified)

(歡快的音樂) (男人說日語，擴音)

(upbeat music) (market sounds)

(歡快的音樂)(市場聲音)

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)