with something long overdue.

與一些久違的東西。

That's right.

是的

I'm doing a draw my life.

我在做一個畫我的生活。

(rejoicing)

(歡欣鼓舞)

Now kick back and enjoy.

現在，回過頭來享受一下。

Because this orange's life is pretty juicy.

因為這個橘子的生命是很有汁液的。

(laughing)

（笑）

Growing up, my family's orange tree

從小到大，我家的橘子樹。

was right next to as passion fruit tree.

就在百香果樹旁邊。

I was born in the very same spring as passion.

我和激情出生在同一個春天。

And our parents were really great friends.

而我們的父母也是非常好的朋友。

So definitely passion and I did everything together.

所以絕對是激情和我一起做的一切。

We were on the same football team,

我們是同一個足球隊的。

We were in the same class at school,

我們在學校是同班同學。

wherever orange was, there was passion.

只要是橙色的地方，就有激情。

wherever passion was, there was orange.

凡是有激情的地方，就有橙色。

Okay, I'd like to pause for a moment to clarify something.

好吧，我想暫停一下，澄清一些事情。

I am not in love with passion.

我不愛激情。

And that never happened okay, I'm not.

而這從來沒有發生過好嗎，我不是。

Just because we had like

只是因為我們有像

an impossible amount of fun together

其樂無窮

growing up in an orchard together,

一起在果園裡長大。

does not mean we love each other, Okay, good.

並不意味著我們愛對方， 好吧，很好。

Glad that we cleared that up.

很高興我們澄清了這一點。

Anyway, so one day when I was still just

總之，所以有一天，當我還只是

a little cutie orange,

一個小可愛的橙色。

I figured out what I wanted to be when I grow up.

我想好了我長大後要做什麼。

A TV star, So I have to plan.

一個電視明星，所以我必須計劃。

I break the world record for non stop kazoo playing,

我打破了不間斷演奏卡祖笛的世界紀錄。

then they'll have to put me on TV.

那他們就得讓我上電視了。

I was already seen for good at playing the kazoo non stop,

我已經被人看出我擅長於不停地吹奏卡祖琴。

but I knew I had to practice about getting on TV.

但我知道我必須練習關於上電視。

So that's exactly what I did.

所以我就是這麼做的。

I practiced, I practiced and practiced and practiced,

我練了，我練了，練了，練了。

day and night, night and day.

日夜兼程，夜以繼日。

Soon, I was getting so good at kazooing,

很快，我的卡祖的技術越來越好。

that everyone in the orchard would scream encouragement,

使得果園裡的每個人都會大喊鼓勵。

until they're blue in the face.

直到他們臉色發青。

especially when I practiced kazooing late at night.

尤其是當我在深夜練習卡祖的時候。

That's when they yelled encouragement

這時，他們大喊鼓勵

at the top of their lives.

在他們的人生巔峰。

Probably because they could see how hard I was practicing.

可能是因為他們能看到我練得多辛苦吧。

I could never hear exactly

我永遠聽不清楚

what words they were screaming at me,

他們對我喊的是什麼話。

since the kazoo was so loud,

因為卡祖琴的聲音太大。

and all because I didn't have any ears,

都是因為我沒有耳朵。

but I knew one thing for sure,

但我知道一件事是肯定的。

heir words were definitely hard felt.

他的話絕對是硬道理。

But, I couldn't help but notice that,

但是，我不能不注意到這一點。

no one ever screamed encouragement at passion,

從來沒有人在激情時大喊鼓勵。

and she totally deserves it.

她完全應得的。

She was always getting really good grades at school,

她在學校的成績一直很好。

She was always scoring punch downs at the football games,

她總是在足球比賽中得分衝鋒陷陣。

and she never heard people screaming in her face.

她從來沒有聽到人們在她的臉上尖叫。

I felt kind of bad.

我覺得有點糟糕。

Because she was really talented and great,

因為她真的很有才華，很偉大。

nobody ever seemed to scream congratulations

從來沒有人叫好

at her late at night.

在她深夜。

That's when I decided, someday when I made it on TV,

那時候我就決定，有一天等我上了電視。

I'd invite passion to be on TV with me.

我想邀請激情和我一起上電視。

I couldn't wait to tell her my plan,

我迫不及待地告訴她我的計劃。

but I never got a chance to.

但我一直沒有機會。

But one day when I was telling super hilarious jokes

但有一天我講超級搞笑的笑話時

to everyone else in the train,

給火車上的其他人。

I got the blues that fell off the branch.

我得到了藍調，從樹枝上掉下來。

Can you believe it?

你能相信嗎？

I guess everyone was laughing so hard at the brunch show,

我想大家在早午餐節目中笑得很開心吧。

and I was the unlucky one who fell off.

而我就是那個倒黴的掉下來的人。

It was kind of a bomber that I got knocked off the tree

我是那種被從樹上打下來的轟炸機。

and lost my kazoo,

並失去了我的卡祖笛。

But looking back, it was a blessing.

但回過頭來看，那是一種幸福。

It was time for me to branch out.

是時候讓我開枝散葉了。

( laughing)

（笑）

Anyway, I fell to the ground and I started rolling.

總之，我摔倒在地上，我開始滾動。

So, I couldn't stop.

所以，我停不下來。

I rolled straight out of the orchard,

我直接從果園裡滾了出來。

down a hill, through somebody's bedroom,

下山，通過某人的臥室。

and I have a super sweet job.

我有一個超級甜蜜的工作。

While I was metres at the pinnacle of my job,

當我在工作的巔峰時，米。

I looked down in the world below,

我俯視著下面的世界。

and I could see the ocean way up to the estates.

我可以看到大海，直到莊園。

But I could also see the rest of the world,

但我也能看到世界其他地方。

laid out below me.

擺在我的下面。

It was so big.

它是如此之大。

There were so many people in places

有這麼多人的地方

and things and in that moment,

和事物，並在那一刻。

I realized all of those people and places

我意識到所有這些人和地方

and things didn't hold still above them.

而他們上面的事情也沒有靜止。

I was leaving my kazoo and orchard behind.

我把我的卡祖琴和果園留在了身後。

But I was gonna be Jeff Bine.

但我要成為傑夫-拜因 But I was gonna be Jeff Bine.

Anyway, I was up in the air for quite some time.

總之，我是在空中待了好久。

It was a really big jump you guys.

這是一個非常大的跳躍，你們。

Met an airplane while I was up there.

我在上面的時候遇到一架飛機。

Had to fight up a couple of birds,

不得不打起了幾隻鳥。

now even started to miss passing a little bit.

現在甚至開始有點想念過往。

Not because I'm in love with her.

不是因為我愛上了她。

Just because I'd never been this far away from her,

只是因為我從來沒有離她這麼遠過。

for this long before.

對於這個很久以前。

Get out, eventually I came back down to earth,

出去，最終我還是回到了人間。

and landed in a kitchen you just might recognize.

落在了一個你可能認識的廚房裡。

I made a whole bunch of new friends,

我交了一大堆新朋友。

who think I'm super buddy,

誰認為我是超級哥們。

and not annoying in any way.

而且絲毫不惱人。

You want to know it,

你想知道它。

passion arrived one day in a grocery bag.

激情有一天在一個雜貨袋中到來。

I was so happy.

我很高興。

Not because I'm in love with her,

不是因為我愛上了她。

but because I got a TV show

但因為我有一個電視節目

and passion got to be on it with me.

和激情得到了在它與我。

Now the whole world knows how great she is,

現在全世界都知道她有多厲害了。

how great my friends are,

我的朋友是多麼的偉大。

and how funny I am.

我是多麼有趣。

And guess what? Chicken Fried,

你猜怎麼著？炸雞。

(laughing)

（笑）

Now, just kidding.

現在，只是開玩笑。

With the money I made from the TV show,

用我拍電視劇賺的錢。

I was able to buy a new kazoo.

我可以買一個新的卡祖。

Can you believe it?

你能相信嗎？

Now, if you have 147 hours to spare,

現在，如果你有147個小時的時間。

I will finally accept to break the world record

我終於要接受打破世界紀錄了

for non stop kazooing.

不停的kazooing。

(erasing)

(清除)掉

hey, what are you doing?

嘿，你在做什麼？

You erased my kazoo.

你抹掉了我的卡祖琴

Now you are arsing me.

現在，你是一個rsing我。

(screaming)

（尖叫）

wait , no!

等等，不！

( laughing)

（笑）

so I can take off.

所以我可以起飛。

(rejoicing)

(歡欣鼓舞)

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)