I do not appreciate foul language or pictures of rude things at all.

我一點也不欣賞粗話和粗魯的圖片。

Please, if you are easily offended by rude things, do not watch this video.

如果你容易被粗魯的東西冒犯，請不要看這個視頻。

Turn it off now.

現在就把它關掉。

Now.

現在就去

Turn it off.

把它關掉。

Don't look at it.

別看它。

You don't want to learn bad words.

你不想學壞話。

I don't want to hear your comments about, "That was rude.

我不想聽你說 "太沒禮貌了"。

I didn't like that when Ronnie said bad words."

我不喜歡羅尼說壞話的時候。"

Turn it off!

把它關掉！

Hi, there.

嗨，有。

This is my friend Bobby the Blow Fish.

這是我的朋友鮑比吹魚。

Maybe his name is not Bobby.

也許他不叫鮑比

I don't remember.

我不記得了

What I will tell you, Bobby cannot tolerate obscenities, naughty words, and bad words.

我要告訴你的是，鮑比不能容忍汙言穢語、調皮話和壞話。

So Bobby, you can just go and fuck off right now.

所以，鮑比，你現在可以滾蛋了。

Okay, so today we're talking about sex.

好了，今天我們要討論的是性。

Who likes the sex?

誰喜歡做愛？

In English, we have a lot of different words for "sex".

在英語中，我們有很多不同的 "性 "字。

The doctor word, or the word that my mother first taught me is "intercourse".

醫生的話，也就是我母親最早教給我的詞是 "性交"。

If you ever have to go to the doctor -- maybe you are worried that you're pregnant, or you're

如果你曾經不得不去看醫生--也許你擔心自己懷孕了，或者你是在擔心自己的身體。

happy that you're pregnant, or you're doing tests -- the doctor or the nurse will say,

很高興你懷孕了，或者你正在做測試 -- 醫生或護士會說，

"Now, when was the last time you had intercourse?"

"現在，你最後一次性交是什麼時候？"

What they mean is, "When's the last time you fucked?"

他們的意思是，"你最後一次做愛是什麼時候？"

They want to know the exact time.

他們想知道確切的時間。

Why do they want to know?

他們為什麼想知道？

Do they want to take videos of it?

他們要拍視頻嗎？

That's weird.

真奇怪

So we have verbs in English.

所以，我們有英語中的動詞。

Don't get me wrong.

別誤會我的意思

You're learning vocabulary.

你在學習詞彙。

You're also going to learn grammar.

你還要學習文法。

Sex with Ronnie.

和羅尼做愛。

That's me.

這就是我。

This is your lesson.

這是你的教訓。

"Fuck", "screw", "ram", "pork", "bang" -- all of these words mean "sex".

"操"、"擰"、"公羊"、"豬肉"、"砰"--這些詞都是 "性 "的意思。

These are verbs.

這些都是動詞。

You can use them -- the past or the present.

你可以使用它們--過去或現在。

So, "I fucked last night."

所以，"我昨晚上了"。

"I screwed last weekend."

"我上週末搞砸了。"

"I rammed yesterday."

"我昨天撞了。"

"Pork."

"豬肉"

I know you think it's a food.

我知道你認為這是一種食物。

Guess what?

你猜怎麼著？

It means "sex".

就是 "性 "的意思。

And "bang", one of my favorites.

而 "砰"，是我最喜歡的一個。

Also, "nail".

也就是 "釘子"。

Not this nail, this "nail".

不是這個釘子，這個 "釘子"。

We also have "stick it in".

我們也有 "貼"。

All of these words -- verbs for "sex", "intercourse."

這些詞都是 "性"、"性交 "的動詞。

What I've done -- because I'm really, really nice -- is I've broken it down into three

我所做的 -- 因為我真的，真的很好 -- 是我把它抽成了三部分

different categories: oral sex -- What does "oral" mean?

不同類別：口交--"口 "是什麼意思？

"Oral" means you use your mouth.

"口 "是指你用嘴。

Anal sex -- "anal" means you use your anus.

肛交 -- "肛門 "的意思是你用你的肛門。

Now, you're confused.

現在，你糊塗了。

"What is an 'anus', Ronnie?"

"什麼是'肛門'，羅尼？"

I tried to draw a picture of a bum, an anus.

我試著畫了一張屁股，肛門的照片。

It didn't work.

它沒有工作。

It looks more like a cock.

它看起來更像一隻公雞。

So "anal" is the part of your rear end where your poo comes out.

所以 "肛門 "是指你的大便出來的部位，你的尾部。

So people like to put things in their anus.

所以人們都喜歡把東西放在肛門裡。

This is called "anal sex".

這就是所謂的 "肛交"。

And then, we have -- for all the lonely people -- masturbation.

然後，我們有... 對於所有孤獨的人... 手淫。

"Masturbation" means you don't have a partner; you're doing it yourself.

"手淫 "的意思是你沒有伴侶，你自己在做。

Let's go through these first.

我們先來看看這些。

"Jerk off", "wank", "have a wank", "wanking", "beat off", "jack off" -- I remember a long

"打飛機"，"手淫"，"打飛機"，"手淫"，"打飛機"，"打飛機"--我記得很久。

time ago, there was a really kind of terrible pop punk band called Blink 182.

前段時間，有一個真正的那種可怕的 流行朋克樂隊叫Blink 182。

And they came up with a really good album title.

而且他們想出了一個非常好的專輯名。

It said, "Take Off Your Pants and Jacket".

上面寫著 "脫掉褲子和外套"。

So funny!

真有趣！

But you may be, like, "pick up your pants and jacket" -- that's funny.

但你可能會，像，"拿起你的褲子和外套"--這很有趣。

Pants and jacket."

褲子和外套。"

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

Guess what?

你猜怎麼著？

Hello, people.

大家好

This means, "take off your pants and have a wank".

意思是 "脫了褲子打飛機"。

Now that album's funny.

現在，這張專輯很有趣。

"Stroke".

"中風"。

"Stroke" is the movement of -- moving.

"描 "是運動的--移動。

"Rub one out."

"擦一個出來。"

You'll hear these in movies all the time.

你會在電影中經常聽到這些。

"I'm going to rub one out."

"我去搓一個出來。"

"Rub one out?"

"搓一個出來？"

So you think maybe, maybe, maybe they're thinking innocently about a blackboard eraser?

所以你覺得也許，也許，也許他們是在純真地想一個黑板擦？

They're going to erase something?

他們要抹去什麼？

No, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不。

They're going to masturbate, okay?

他們要自慰，好嗎？

They're going to take their penis, stroke it, rub it -- "rub-a-dub, man!"

他們會拿著自己的陰莖，撫摸它，摩擦它 -- "摩擦-a-dub，夥計！"

For the ladies -- "Ladies masturbate?

給女士們的--"女士們自慰？

What?"

什麼？"

Hell, yeah!

地獄，耶！

We say "flick the bean".

我們說 "彈豆"。

We are living in a society where unfortunately, men make up a lot of the slang.

我們生活在這個社會，不幸的是，男人佔了很多俚語。

So I struggled to find words for female masturbation.

於是我努力尋找女性自慰的詞語。

Ladies, I apologize.

女士們，我道歉。

If you have a favorite term for masturbation, please let me know.

如果你有一個最喜歡的手淫術語，請告訴我。

I'm very interested in how you say "masturbation" for women.

我對你說的女性 "手淫 "很感興趣。

Leave it in the comment section, please.

請在評論區留言。

If you're successful in your masturbation, the very, very first step that you need is

如果你自慰成功了，你需要的非常非常第一步就是

you need to achieve a "hard on", a "boner", or a "stiffy".

你需要達到 "硬上"、"勃起 "或 "僵硬 "的目的。

This means your cock is hard and ready for action like this guy here.

這意味著你的雞巴已經硬了，準備好了行動，就像這個傢伙一樣。

We also have this gentleman over here.

我們這邊也有這位先生。

He has a boner.

他有一個骨架。

She is ready for action.

她已經做好了行動的準備。

Now what might happen, ladies and gentlemen, is if you jerk off, wank off, beat off, jack

現在可能發生的事情，女士們先生們，是如果你打飛機，手淫，打飛機，打飛機。

off, stroke, rub one out, or flick the bean a lot -- but not too much -- some liquid might

脫掉，撫摸，擦出一個，或輕彈豆子很多，但不要太多，一些液體可能會。

come out.

出來。

This is called "jizz".

這就是所謂的 "jizz"。

Jizz.

Jizz.

"Cum".

"Cum"。

"Cum" is probably the most regular or normal word that we use for "cum".

"精 "可能是我們對 "精 "最常規或最正常的詞彙。

So it's hilarious when you see posters on the subway that say, "Come on the TTC."

所以當你在地鐵上看到海報上寫著 "來吧，TTC "的時候，就會覺得很搞笑。

What?

什麼？

"When did you come to my house?"

"你什麼時候來我家的？"

"When did you come on the train?"

"你什麼時候上的火車？"

"I didn't cum on the train."

"我沒有在火車上射精。"

"Cum" means "jizz".

"Cum "就是 "jizz "的意思。

"Splooge", "jism" -- these words mean the liquid, the semen -- doctor word -- for what

"Splooge"，"jism" -- 這些詞的意思是液體，精液 -- 醫生的話 -- 為了什麼

comes out of the penis.

從陰莖裡出來。

The proper word is "semen", which is funny because it's like they're swimming -- never

正確的詞是 "精液"，這是有趣的，因為它像他們的游泳 - 從來沒有

mind.

心中。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Next, we have the good old anal sex.

接下來，我們有好的老式肛交。

Good old anal sex.

好的老肛交。

I've told you that anal sex means you put something in your anus.

我告訴過你，肛交意味著你在肛門裡放了東西。

Very important word to learn as well when you're learning words, "anus".

在學習單詞的時候也要學習非常重要的單詞，"肛門"。

"Ass fuck" is a word that we would use for "anal sex".

"肛交 "是我們對 "肛交 "的一種說法。

"Rim job" -- now "rim job" is not actually sticking something in your anus.

"Rim job" -- 現在 "Rim job "並不是真的把什麼東西塞進你的肛門。

"Rim job" is different.

"環職 "則不同。

"Rim job" is when you use your tongue, and you lick the anus.

"Rim job "就是用舌頭，舔肛門。

So you're actually licking someone's butt hole.

所以你其實是在舔別人的屁股洞。

Apparently, this is wonderful.

顯然，這很精彩。

If you read magazines, even regular, innocent magazines -- we have a magazine in Toronto

如果你讀雜誌，哪怕是普通的、純真的雜誌--我們多倫多有一本雜誌。

called Now Magazine.

叫做《現在》雜誌。

And in the back, they have pictures of beautiful ladies ready to give you a "massage".

而在後面，他們有美女的照片，準備給你 "按摩"。

They will tell you that at their massage parlor, "greek" is okay.

他們會告訴你，在他們的按摩院，"希臘人 "是可以的。

That doesn't mean that if you're Greek, you can come here.

這並不意味著如果你是希臘人，你就可以來這裡。

Anyone can cum there [laughs] if you pay them enough money.

任何人都可以在那裡射精[笑]，只要你給他們足夠的錢。

"Greek" is secret code word slang for "anal sex".

"希臘語 "是 "肛交 "的祕密暗號俚語。

So "greek" means "anal sex".

所以 "希臘語 "的意思是 "肛交"。

Oh, good old felching.

哦，好的老felching。

What does it mean?

這意味著什麼？

This is the noise.

這就是噪音。

[Clicks tongue] But what does it mean?

但這是什麼意思呢？

Felching is a curious thing.

費爾青是個奇怪的東西。

It's a verb.

這是一個動詞。

Felching means that one person will jizz, jism, cum, or splooge into another person's

Felching的意思是，一個人將jizz，jism，精液，或splooge到另一個人的。

anus.

肛門。

That's -- yeah, okay.

這是... ... 是啊，好吧。

That's cool.

這很酷。

That's normal.

這是正常的。

But what happens with the felching is that another person -- maybe this gentleman here

但是，發生了什麼與felching是，另一個人 - 也許這位先生在這裡。

or lady -- will then lick the jizz, the cum, or the splooge out of the anus.

或女士 -- 然後會舔精液，精子，或從肛門的痰液。

So [clicks tongue] this noise is licking of the cum out of the anus.

所以[點擊舌頭]這個聲音就是把肛門裡的精液舔出來。

I've heard that in some countries -- Australia -- they use a straw.

我聽說在一些國家--澳洲--他們用吸管。

So the next time you go to Burger King or a fast food restaurant, grab a straw.

所以下次去漢堡王或者快餐店的時候，拿上吸管。

See if people look at you and go, "[gasp] Felcher!

看看別人看你的眼神是不是會說："[氣]費馳!

What are you -- are you felching with that straw?"

你... ...你在用那根稻草嗎？"

"No, it's for my cola!"

"不，是為了我的可樂！"

"Sure it is.

"當然是這樣。

Mm-hmm."

嗯，嗯。"

Felching.

費爾青。

You need a hard on if you're going to felch after.

你需要一個硬上 如果你要felch後。

Going back to the beginning, we have "oral sex".

回到開頭，我們有 "口交"。

Now, I told you "oral sex", you use your mouth and your tongue or, you know, your cheek -- whatever

現在，我告訴你 "口交"，你用你的嘴和你的舌頭，或者，你知道，你的臉頰 - 什麼的

you want.

你想。

We have a lot of words for the male oral sex.

我們對男性口交的詞語有很多。

"BJ or blow job".

"BJ或口交"。

Who's drawn this?

這是誰畫的？

This is a picture of a blowjob.

這是一張吹簫的圖片。

Now, the very funny thing is that a lot of people's names are -- you guessed it -- BJ.

現在，非常有趣的是，很多人的名字都是... 你猜對了... BJ。

And you will see stores that have "BJ's Wholesale" or "BJ's Fine Foods".

而且你會看到有 "BJ's Wholesale "或 "BJ's Fine Foods "的店鋪。

Dying.

奄奄一息

So if I'm innocently walking down the street, and it says, "Welcome to BJ's wholesale" -- [laughs]

所以，如果我天真無邪地走在街上，它說，"歡迎來到BJ的批發" - [笑]。

that means "blow job"!

意思是 "口交"！

That's hilarious.

太搞笑了

"Come on in to BJ's."

"進來BJ's吧。"

"Hand job" -- now, "hand job" is not oral sex.

"手淫"--現在，"手淫 "不是口交。

Guess what.

你猜怎麼著？

It's using your hand.

這是用你的手。

It's similar to a blowjob except there's no mouth involved.

這和口交很相似，只是沒有嘴的參與。

You're just stroking with your hand.

你只是在用手撫摸。

This hand job is done by a different person.

這個手工活是由不同的人完成的。

If you are doing to yourself, you are having a wank.

如果你對自己做，你就是在打飛機。

If someone else is doing -- if someone is nice enough to do it to you, you're actually

如果別人在做... 如果有人好心對你做，你其實是

having a "hand job".

有 "手藝"；

All right, and the next one is a "pearl necklace".

好了，接下來是一條 "珍珠項鍊"。

Ladies, do you like pearl necklaces?

女士們，你們喜歡珍珠項鍊嗎？

Do you think they're beautiful?

你覺得他們漂亮嗎？

Would you be so happy if your husband or you boyfriend or your lover gave you a pearl necklace

如果你的丈夫或你的男友或你的夫妻送你一條珍珠項鍊，你會不會很高興？

for your birthday?

為你的生日？

Guess what?

你猜怎麼著？

What you think about as a pearl necklace and what Ronnie thinks about a pearl necklace

你認為作為珍珠項鍊，羅尼認為珍珠項鍊是什麼？

-- you'd be misguided, ladies.

-- 你們會被誤導的，女士們。

A "pearl necklace" is when a man is nice enough to cum on your neck.

所謂 "珍珠項鍊"，就是當一個男人好不容易射在你的脖子上。

Cum is white, and if he's talented enough, he can put beads of cum along your neck.

精液是白色的，如果他有足夠的天賦，他可以把精液珠沿著你的脖子。

It -- maybe -- looks like a pearl necklace.

它... 也許... 看起來像一條珍珠項鍊。

It is hilarious if I go somewhere, and ladies are shopping for a pearl necklace, so they

如果我去某個地方，女士們在選購珍珠項鍊，那就太搞笑了，所以她們... ...

say, "Would you like to look at my pearl necklaces?

說："你想看看我的珍珠項鍊嗎？

This one is beautiful.

這個是美麗的。

It's only $500."

才500元。"

Meanwhile, I'm dying in the corner because they're talking about jizz on your neck!

同時，我死在角落裡，因為他們在談論你脖子上的jizz！

What's happening?

發生什麼事了？

My mother loves pearl necklaces.

我媽媽喜歡珍珠項鍊。

I bought my mother a pearl necklace for her birthday.

我給媽媽買了一條珍珠項鍊作為她的生日禮物。

I bought it at the store.

我在店裡買的。

But I'm sure that ladies would love a pearl necklace.

但我相信女士們一定會喜歡珍珠項鍊的。

Maybe the real kind.

也許是真正的那種。

Maybe not the really kind.

也許不是真正的那種。

Guys love giving ladies a pearl necklace for their birthday.

男人都喜歡在生日的時候送女士一條珍珠項鍊。

Gentlemen, do your wife -- "Do your wife?

先生們，你們的妻子... ... "你們的妻子?

What?

什麼？

Ronnie!

羅尼！

Do you know that 'doing' your wife means 'having sex' with your wife?"

你知道'做'你老婆就是和你老婆'做愛'嗎？"

You can "do" something.

你可以 "做 "一些事情。

"Do the dog."

"做狗。"

What?

什麼？

"Do the dog" is a dance by a band called The Specials.

"Do the dog "是一個叫The Specials的樂隊的舞蹈。

If you "do" something, it means you have sex with it.

如果你 "做 "了什麼，就意味著你和它發生了關係。

So you "did" the mailman.

所以你 "做 "了郵差。

That's means you had sex with the mailman.

這意味著你和郵差發生了性關係。

Mailman, you might want to give that lovely lady a pearl necklace in your next delivery.

郵差，你可能想給那位可愛的女士在你的下一次快遞中送一條珍珠項鍊。

Next word meaning oral sex is a "hummer".

下一個意思是口交的詞是 "悍婦"。

Isn't that funny because "hummer" is the name of a car or a big, huge, massive vehicle that

是不是很好笑，因為 "悍馬 "是汽車的名字，或者說是一個巨大的、巨大的、巨大的車輛的名字，它的名字是

they use in the army?

他們在軍隊中使用？

So it's funny when you're walking down the street, and people are like, "Look!

所以當你走在大街上，人們會說："看！"這很有趣。

It's a Hummer!"

這是一輛悍馬！"

"What?

"什麼？

Someone's giving someone a blowjob on the street?

有人在大街上給人口交？

What's happened to this society?"

這個社會怎麼了？"

Hummer -- blow job.

悍馬 -- 口交。

The reason why it's a "hummer" [hums] is because whoever's giving the hummer, they like to

之所以是 "哼哼"[哼哼]，是因為不管是誰給哼哼，他們都喜歡。

sing.

唱：

So you can sing opera if you'd like while giving some oral sex.

所以，如果你願意，可以一邊唱戲，一邊給人口交。

"Head", "head".

"頭"，"頭"。