You've reached the house of unrecognized talent.

你已經到了名不見經傳的人才之家。

Please start after the welcome to bikini bottoms.

歡迎來到比基尼底褲後請開始。

Got unrecognized talent.

得到了不被認可的天賦。

Let's meet our first performer, Patrick Star.

讓我們來認識一下我們的第一位表演者，派翠克星。

Who is driving?

誰在開車？

Good morning.

早晨好

You're not the judge of me.

你不是我的法官。

Actually, I am.

事實上，我是。

Testing Begin.

測試開始。

E shouldn't have let him do it.

E不應該讓他這樣做。

What kind of friend am I?

我是什麼樣的朋友？

Sports Sports?

體育運動？

I'm here for you, buddy passed my test.

我在這裡等你，哥們通過了我的測試。

You got a perfect score.

你得了個滿分。

Yeah.

是啊。

I thought you said it was hard.

你不是說很難嗎？

Perfect score.

完美的分數。

Eyes.

眼睛

Thing is the greatest day ever, right?

事情是有史以來最偉大的一天，對嗎？

Split ball, Right, Patrick, I can't think of one thing that would make this day better, except maybe getting my license.

分球，對了，帕特里克，我想不出一件事 會讓今天變得更好，除了也許得到我的執照。

Maybe if you apply yourself, you could be the two million person to get his license, you know, Million.

也許你自己申請的話，你可以成為兩百萬人拿到他的執照，你知道的，百萬。

Then you could get a free boat, just like May.

那你就可以得到一條免費的船，就像梅一樣。

Yeah, just like you try to service an inspiration to others.

是啊，就像你試圖服務於別人的靈感。

Can we go home now?

我們可以回家了嗎？

We've been driving around your house for hours.

我們在你家附近開了幾個小時的車。

I know it's a lot faster than walking, isn't it?

我知道這比走路快多了，不是嗎？

Thanks for the ride, Patrick.

謝謝你載我一程，帕特里克

No problem, buddy.

沒問題，夥計。

You can't help being a pedestrian.

你不能不做一個行人。

A thank Patrick.

謝謝帕特里克。

That sure was a talent.

那肯定是個人才。

Let's meet our next performer.

讓我們來認識下一位表演者。

Fred who has a song.

有一首歌的弗雷德。

Hey, all you people!

嘿，你們這些人！

Hey, all you people!

嘿，你們這些人！

Hey, all you people Won't you listen?

嘿，你們這些人，你們不聽嗎？

Thio e just had a sandwich.

Thio e剛剛吃了一個三明治。

No ordinary sandwich.

不是普通的三明治。

A sandwich filled with jelly fish jelly e Hey, man, you got to try this sandwich.

一個裝滿果凍的三明治... ...魚凍... ...嘿，夥計，你得試試這個三明治。

It's no ordinary sandwich.

這不是普通的三明治。

It's the tastiest sandwich in the Oh, just give it a bit about the food.

這是最美味的三明治哦，就給它說一下食物。

About identity now.

關於身份了。

Yeah.

是啊。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

A fantastic performance.

一場精彩的表演。

Let's move on to our next performer, Mr Crabs, who was playing the world's smallest violin.

下面讓我們繼續看下一位表演者，螃蟹先生，他演奏的是世界上最小的小提琴。

Please, Mr Crabs, you gotta help me when they get here tonight, They're gonna see I'm just a big phony and a loser.

求你了 螃蟹先生 今晚他們來的時候你得幫幫我 他們會發現我是個大騙子和失敗者的。

Oh, boohoo.

哦，噓噓。

Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin.

讓我用世界上最小的小提琴為你演奏一首悲傷的歌。

That's a serious I know This really is the world's smallest violin.

我知道這是世界上最小的小提琴

See okay before it really started their next up.

見好就收，才真正開始了他們的下一步。

It's SpongeBob Who, uh, it says here art mixed mediums house.

是 "海綿寶寶"，呃，這裡說的是藝術混合媒介的房子。

It's good.

很好啊

What a perfect circle.

多麼完美的圓形。

Do it again.

再做一次。

Show your process.

展示你的過程。

Well, first I draw this head.

好吧，首先我畫這個頭。

Think I erased some of the more detailed features and 123 a circle of thinking.

覺得我抹掉了一些比較細節的功能，123一圈的思維。

Give me that.

把那個給我

Forget the struggles.

忘掉那些掙扎。

Oh, nice one squid word.

哦，好一個烏賊字。

Let me try Lucky Squid Word.

讓我試試幸運魷魚字。

It's you and me playing Leapfrog That's you on the bottom.

是你和我在玩跳蛙遊戲，你在下面。

Give me that.

把那個給我

Nothing artistic about Leapfrog.

閏土沒有什麼藝術性。

What are you doing now?

你現在在做什麼？

I call it Rippy Bits.

我把它叫做Rippy Bits。

You take a bunch of old ripped up paper and you make a new picture out of it.

你拿著一堆撕碎的舊紙，然後用它來做一張新的照片。

See your on top this time.

這次看你在上面。

Do you wanna learn art or not?

你到底想不想學藝術？

I'm sorry, is good, but I'll listen.

對不起，是好的，但我會聽。

Alright, SpongeBob, pay close attention.

好了，海綿寶寶，注意了

Look at your marvel.

看看你的奇蹟。

Visualized the sculpture with thing way.

視覺化的雕塑與事情方式。

Beautiful.

美極了

Okay, that was actually pretty impressive.

好吧，這其實是相當令人印象深刻。

Next up is Pearl crabs, and it Her talent is being a grandma.

接下來是珍珠蟹，它她的天賦是做奶奶。

What?

什麼？

Let me show you how grandma's Dio Wow!

讓我來告訴你，奶奶的Dio Wow!

Come back.

回來吧

Here you are.

給你

I love the shoes, Berle.

我喜歡這雙鞋，伯樂。

You guys just don't get it.

你們就是不明白。

Being a grandma, it's fun.

當奶奶，真有意思。

I get to sit in a rocking chair, just trudge G's, bake cookies, knit mittens, hats and scarves.

我可以坐在搖椅上，只需跋涉G的，烤餅乾，織手套，帽子和圍巾。

Okay, I guess that was pretty good being a grandma.

好吧，我想這是相當不錯的作為一個奶奶。

Uh, next up is Garrett, and it just says me out with hey has such a way with Come on, come on, Ginsburg, if he doesn't hurry it up.

下一個是Garrett，它只是說我出與嘿有這樣的方式與來吧，來吧，金斯伯格，如果他不快點。

We're not gonna have enough time for the best act may All right, Last and most likely least is squid with tentacles doing I You know, I I don't even care.

我們沒有足夠的時間去看最精彩的表演了 好吧，最後也是最不可能的是長著觸手的烏賊，我... ... 你知道，我...

Yeah, whatever you all.

是啊，不管你們。

Now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for, We've saved the best for last.

現在，女士們，先生們，你們一直在等待的時刻，我們已經把最好的留到了最後。

Put your hands together for the income from all squid.

把你的手放在一起，所有魷魚的收入。

Word heard E something.

字聽到E的東西。

What?

什麼？

Losing money on this deal?

虧本的買賣？

It's worth every penny.

每一分錢都是值得的。

You bottom feeders.

你們這些底層的人

You don't even know talent.

你根本不懂人才。

No talent, no talent, no talent, no.

沒有人才，沒有人才，沒有人才，沒有。