Is it just a cold box for your food stuffs?

冰箱對你來說，僅僅是寒冷的食物儲存箱嗎？

Or is it more?

或是還有更多用途呢？

Can we learn something about people by looking

我們是否能夠從觀看人們的私人冰箱

into their private polar repository?

看出一些蛛絲馬跡呢？

I think yes.

我認為可以

What do we have here?

現在冰箱裡有什麼呢？

Last night's leftover chicken casserole,

昨晚吃剩的砂鍋雞

meat in loaf fashion,

肉餅狀的肉塊

broccoli and brussels sprouts,

花椰菜和球芽橄欖

and a little Riesling to take the edge off.

還有一點點拿來放鬆的雷司令甜白酒

Any guesses?

有什麼推測嗎？

You're looking at the fridge of a mom.

你正在看一位媽媽的冰箱

But we are just getting started.

不過我們才剛開始呢

Hmmmm.

嗯～

Here we see various colors and levels

現在我們看到了各種顏色和瓶子大小不同的

of sport drink,

運動飲料

remnants of Orange Chicken,

殘餘的香橙雞肉

five different hot sauces,

五種不同的辣醬

and a mysterious tupperware of brown.

還有裝了不明咖啡色物體的塑膠容器

As you might have ascertained,

或許你大概可以確定

this is the refrigerator of any male living

這是一個獨居男人的冰箱

by himself, ages 18-32.

年紀約在18到32歲左右

Pitiful, really.

令人同情，真的

Hopefully he meets someone soon.

希望他能趕快遇到另一半

Okay, I see a carton of eggs with six missing,

好，我現在看到一盒已經用掉6顆的蛋

one peanut butter cup,

一條花生奶油

a half eaten carrot cake,

一個吃了一半的蘿蔔蛋糕

three cans of soda pop

三罐汽水

and half a slice of pizza.

還有半片披薩

This is the fridge of a pessimist.

這是一位悲觀主義者的冰箱

Or an optimist.

或是樂觀主義者的冰箱

Could go either way, really.

他們任何一個都成立啦，真的

Whoa nelly.

哇，這是‧‧‧

Here we see magazine cutouts,

我們看到了剪下來的雜誌圖片

pictures of a man taken from afar,

從遠方照的男性照片

a homemade doll of Don Cheadle,

自製的唐·奇鐸娃娃

roasted red pepper hummus,

烤過的紅胡椒鷹嘴豆泥沾醬

and a severed human arm.

還有一條人的斷臂

Why, yes, we are looking into

嗯，是的，我們正在看的是

the refrigerator of a serial killer.

一位連還殺手的冰箱

He really should put that arm in the freezer.

他的確該把那條手臂放在冰箱裡

Oh my, look what we have here!

哇天啊，看看這裡有什麼！

A grand feast!

是豪華的盛宴啊！

Ripe fruit, steamy, plump turkey legs,

成熟的水果，還冒著蒸氣，豐滿的火雞腿

wheels of cheese,

一整輪起司

brightly colored neon frosting pies!

色彩鮮艷的派！

What's that?

那是什麼？

You don't see it?

你沒看到嗎？

Well, you're just not believing.

嗯，你只是不相信罷了

There you go, you're believing!

你看吧，相信就看得到了

Don't stop believing!

維持信念啊！

Yes, there...

是的，這

is the refrigerator of the Lost Boys

就是電影「Hook」裡面失落男孩們的冰箱

from the film Hook. Mmm! Bangerang!

嗯～Bangerang！〈電影裡面失落男孩們戰鬥前的呼喊聲〉

Oh my goodness! Look at this.

噢天啊，看看這裡

Is that...pudding?

那是‧‧‧布丁嗎？

Why, yes, it's pudding.

是的，那是布丁

Lots and lots of nothing but pudding.

除了大量的布丁之外就沒其他東西了

Whose refrigerator is this?

這是誰的冰箱呢？

This is my refrigerator.

這是我的冰箱

I'm the narrator and I love pudding.

我就是這部影片的敘事者，而且我愛布丁

I'm also your biological father.

我也是你的親生父親

Please call me at this number to reconnect 203-446-5839

請撥打這支電話號碼以重新撥接：203-446-5839

Your mother was insane.

你媽媽是個神經病

She fell in love with that monkey

她竟然和那隻

that the Russians sent up into space.

被蘇聯運上太空的猴子戀愛了

I was working the mines, titanium ore.

我在鈦礦的礦坑工作

I'd sneak you in each morning in a satchel,

我每天早上必須偷偷摸摸的把你放進小背包裡

and then put you into a bin of Titaniam ore

然後每天下午再把你放進

on the way out each evening.

裝鈦礦的箱子運出礦坑

If you have asthma, this is probably why.

這大概是你有氣喘的原因

But you probably also like butterscotch pudding.

不過你可能也喜歡奶油糖布丁

I've got a lot of that.

我現在有很多

So I apologize for putting you up for adoption.

我對擅自收養你感到抱歉

But I would like to reconnect and enjoy

不過我現在想要重來然後和你

pudding with you in the present.

一起享用這些布丁

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