字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Reyka says I'm crazy, but if I was being Truman Show'd, you'd tell me, right Siobhan? - What? Raph, you're crazy. - [Male Voice] Change the subject. - I'm going to get a drink, you guys want anything? Siobhan, Ralph? - [Siobhan] I'm perfectly fine, thank you. - No, no thanks. - All righty. - Hey, Siobhan, I notice that your friend keeps calling me Ralph. - Oh, really? I'm sorry. - Do you think you could correct her for me? - Ooh, why can't you do that? - Well, I don't want to be rude, she's your friend. - Well, I don't wanna be rude, she's my friend. - Alright, maybe I can do it naturally. - Back, dummies! - Ralph, aren't you warm? Don't you want to take off your jacket? - You know what, Raph's pretty comfortable actually, but that's classic Raph, right? - Classic Raph. - It's like my mom always used to tell me, "Raph, your name is Raph," just in case there's any confusion, Raph." - Jeez, sounds like your mom thinks you're pretty dumb, Ralph. - Did your mom name you after the painter? - Yes, yes, that's right. - Ralphael the painter? Cool. - Nah, I think you added an extra L in there. - Oh, what, so it's Ralphae? - You know, most people think I was named after the ninja turtle. - Donatello. - Donat- - I see it. - I am not Donatello! Unbelievable. - Um, sorry, dude, are you drawing me? Because I'm actually really protective over my image. - No, just doodling, (chuckles). You guys ever spend the day just writing down your own name? - No, never. Which is kinda weird, 'cause I'm kind of a freak for word games. - Oh, right, yeah, Angela, ooh, here's a good one. What is a four letter word that is short for Raphael? - Ooh, Ralph. - What? That's five letters. We're looking for one, two, three, four. - Dude, look. Ra-lf Ralf, it's your name, dummy. - No it's not! Don't you think it's weird that you're the only one who calls me that? - Am I the only person that calls you Ralph? I feel so honored. - That is actually really sweet. - Not it's not, it's not- - Raph - Ralph - Raph - Rafff - Ralph! - Raph! - Ralph! - Rruff. - Raph! - Ralph! - Ruff, ruff, ruff. - Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph. - It's Raph! - Who are you talking to? - Who are you talking to? My name is not Ralph, it's Raph-i-el, or Ra-pha-el, or Ra-phi-el, or Ra-pha-el, or Raf, or Raph, or Raif. I don't get bummed by Raif! Or Raphi, or Rapha, or Raphi, any of those would work, just not Ralph. - It's a nickname. - It's not, though! It's a totally different name unto itself. - But it's a diminutive. - What would it be short for? It's a short name, but it isn't short for anything. - Don't people call you Af? - Oh, Reyka does call you Af. - We are still in litigation!