Wheres that endermen

There

AIM

SHOOT

NONONONO

This is not how you kill an enderman

You can't do it like this

If you want to gather enderpearls

I can show you an easy way to kill them

Come!

I will show you how to kill Endermen easily

We will make a small "trap"

First: Dig out a 3x3 hole

You can replace the floor, like me

Now, make a small root using slabs

Leave 1 block open though

We will place a Trapdoor here

This will be entrance and exit

You need a better sword

Take either iron or diamond

And try to enchant the sword

We need at least Loot 1

Try to get Loot 3 with sharpness if you can :)

We are ready!

{Both}There is an Enderman!

Look at his face now!

We are going to die!

He won't be able to hurt you in here!

And now kill him!

STAB STAB STAB!

(Enderman Death noise)

You did great!

You can use the same trick in the end!

I wish you good luck

2. House design

(For sale)

Here are the papers

the house is all yours !

good house hmm..

lets check this out

hmmm

the interior is good !

m going to settle here now !

so here is my kitchen

here is my ladder

i dont know why i need those ladders ? here

even though

here is my bed

i just need a gf now

ya thats right !

god damn !! let's go ask her dad

um.. where is he !!? ???

there he goes !!!

hey hey !!

come here you !!

What ?

i made a house for your daughter !!

How do you know i have a daughter

just come

you want me to check out your house ?

ya ya !!

please please

fine

but hey listen i dont have a daughter !

i am sorry

don't have a daughter

but i thought so ....

lol i would not stay here if i was your gf

then be one

and m not your girls father

and wouldn't let her in even if so

hm ?

nonononononono....

this does not look good

i am your girls father actually !

i will help you design

you don't want to place random blocks like that

this room is so empty

you can't live like this

I will help design your house

lets start with kitchen

start with a nice kitchen floor

i use white and black clay

place them with chess pattern

it will look like this

now place a border here

now continue with kitchen items

furnance water tap, fridge

let's decorate the top too !

you can place the pressure plates on the furnances

And add water and hook to the caudren

maybe here a cutting board

we can turn these blocks into a table

this is it

The kitchen has it's own area

looks great doesn't it ?

lets continue with a nice dining table

i use stair fences and pressure plates

and plant on the side

You can use different pressure plates

Or even carpets!

m gone

and dont you don't call my daughter !! here