Orange and Pear here with the Blindfold Drawing Challenge!

橙子和梨子在這裡進行矇眼繪畫挑戰!

- It's pretty simple: we'll pull a prompt,

- 很簡單：我們會拉一個提示。

then we have to draw it completely blindfolded.

那我們就得完全蒙著眼睛畫。

- And if you're worried I'm gonna be telling

- 如果你擔心的話，我會告訴你的

blindfold jokes the whole time,

一直在開著矇眼的玩笑。

you can rest easy: I don't see the point!

你可以放心了：我不明白這一點!

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- Ughhh!

- Ughhh!

Okay, glad you got it out of your system.

好吧，很高興你把它從你的系統中解脫出來。

First up is...

首先是...

a bluebird.

一隻藍鳥。

- All right!

- 好吧！

Hmm...

嗯...

what color should it be?

它應該是什麼顏色？

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- Very funny.

- 非常有趣

Okay- blindfold on?

好吧，蒙上眼睛？

- Blindfold on!

- 戴上眼罩！

- Ready, GO!

- 準備好，走！

- Hey!

- 嘿！

Hey Pear!

嘿，梨子！

Y'know why blindfolded people can't fish?

你知道為什麼蒙著眼睛的人不能釣魚嗎？

- No, why?

- 沒有，為什麼？

- Because it's SEE food.

- 因為它是SEE食品。

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- Ughhh.

- 呃...

(bell ding)

(鐘聲)

Okay- that's time.

好了，時間到了

Let's see what we- whoa.

讓我們看看我們 - 哇。

- What's the matter?

- 怎麼了？

Oh!

哦！

I'm such a dummy!

我真是個笨蛋！

I drew a blueJAY, not a blueBIRD!

我畫的是blueJAY，不是blueBIRD!

Stupid!

笨蛋！

Stupid!

笨蛋！

- No no, it's not that.

- 不不，不是這樣的。

It's just...

這只是...

Well, yours is weirdly photorealistic,

嗯，你的是怪異的攝影現實主義。

especially given that you were blindfolded.

特別是考慮到你被蒙上了眼睛

Also, how'd you get color out of a normal #2 pencil?

還有，你是怎麼從普通的2號鉛筆中得到顏色的？

Is there anything you'd like to tell me, Orange?

你有什麼想告訴我的嗎，橙子？

- Um, no?

- 嗯，沒有？

- Nothing at all?

- 什麼都沒有？

- (sighs) Okay, there is this one thing:

- (嘆氣)好吧，有這麼一件事。

I like alligators more than crocodiles

比起鱷魚，我更喜歡鱷魚。

but I have no idea why.

但我不知道為什麼。

- Orange!

- 橙色！

I'm asking you- did you cheat?

我問你，你有沒有出軌？

- Huh??

- 咦？

Cheat?

騙人？

No way, Jose-

沒辦法，Jose

I drew this bluejay all the way!

我一直在畫這隻藍鳥!

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- Not sure I believe you...

- 我不確定我是否相信你...

but okay.

鞋子還好。

Next up we're drawing a...

接下來我們要畫一個... ...

sensei.

老師。

- On it!

- 就這樣！

One two three GO!

一、二、三，走！

Hey Pear- know why the blindfolded guy fell down the well?

嘿，梨子--知道為什麼那個蒙著眼睛的傢伙會掉進井裡嗎？

- I dunno, Orange.

- 我不知道，橙子。

Why?

為什麼？

- Because he couldn't see that well!

- 因為他看不清楚!

HAHAHA!

哈哈哈！

(bell ding)

(鐘聲)

- Ugh.

- 呃...

That's time.

是時候了

- Hey, didn't you draw anything?

- 嘿，你沒畫什麼嗎？

- No- I have to admit,

- 不，我不得不承認。

I peeked to make sure you weren't cheating.

我偷看了一下，確定你沒有作弊。

- I didn't cheat, Pear!

- 我沒有作弊，梨子！

I drew the whole thing blindfolded!

我是蒙著眼睛畫的!

- I know you did.

- 我知道你有。

So now I'm curious to see your sensei.

所以現在我很想看看你的老師。

- Wait- SENSEI?

- 等等--SENSEI？

- Yeah, you know-

- 是的，你知道...

like the Japanese martial arts teacher.

像日本的國術老師一樣。

A sensei.

一個老師。

- Aww, I thought you said SUNSET.

- 啊，我以為你說的是 "日落"。

- Holy cow, dude...

- 我的天啊，老兄...

- I know!

- 我知道！

It's awful!

太可怕了！

It looks nothing like a sensei,

看起來一點也不像一個老師。

so into the incinerator it goes!

所以，進入焚化爐它去！

- Dude, wait! (sighs)

- 夥計，等等！（嘆氣）

That drawing was really good, dude.

那幅畫真的很好，夥計。

Like... REMARKABLY lifelike.

像...栩栩如生。

You should be proud.

你應該感到自豪。

- Psh.

- Psh.

That was nothing.

這沒什麼。

You wanna see lifelike?

你想看栩栩如生嗎？

I'll make my next one REALLY lifelike.

我會讓我的下一個真正栩栩如生。

- Okay, then.

- 好吧，那麼。

Let's draw...

我們來畫...

a self-portrait.

自畫像。

- Woohoo!

- 嗚呼！

OnetwothreeGO!

一二三GO！

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

Jeez- lemme get my blindfold on.

讓我戴上眼罩吧

- Hey!

- 嘿！

Hey Pear!

嘿，梨子！

Why did the blindfolded guy ride the broken rollercoaster?

蒙著眼睛的人為什麼要坐破雲霄飛車？

- I dunno, why?

- 我不知道，為什麼？

- He didn't see anything wrong with it!

- 他沒發現有什麼不妥!

HAHAHA!

哈哈哈！

- (groans) Honestly, I dunno why I even play along.

- 老實說，我不知道為什麼我還要玩。

(bell ding)

(鐘聲)

All right, that's time.

好了，時間到了。

Here's my self portrait...

這是我的自畫像... ...

I guess it's okay...

我想這是好的...

Hard to put facial features in the right place

面部特徵難以對號入座

when your eyes are closed.

當你閉上眼睛的時候。

- Wait- you said self-portrait?

- 等等，你說自畫像？

- Ugh.

- 呃...

What'd you mis-hear it as this time?

這次你又聽錯了什麼？

- It's not my fault- I don't have any ears!

- 這不是我的錯，我沒有耳朵!

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

But what I THOUGHT you said was TNT.

但我以為你說的是TNT。

So here's what I drew.

所以這是我畫的。

- You mis-heard self-portrait as TNT?

- 你把自畫像誤聽成TNT了？

- Easy mistake to make.

- 容易犯的錯誤。

- False.

- 假的。

- But at least I made it realistic looking, right?

- 但至少我把它做得很逼真，對吧？

- You sure did...

- 你肯定是...

it looks super realistic.

它看起來超級逼真。

I mean, like, REALLY realistic...

我的意思是，像，真正的現實... ...

- Told ya!

- 我就說吧！

Hahaha!

哈哈哈！

- I- I don't understand how...

- 我... 我不明白怎麼...

- No need to understand it.

- 不需要了解它。

I messed up, so it's going into the incinerator.

我搞砸了，所以要把它扔進焚化爐。

What are we drawing next?

接下來我們要畫什麼？

- Wait- Orange,

- 等等，橙子。

did you just throw that super-realistic stick of TNT

你是不是把那根超級現實的TNT棒扔了出去

into the incinerator?

扔進焚化爐？

- Sure did.

- 當然了

- ...Does that concern you at all?

- ......這和你有關係嗎？

- Why would it concern me?

- 為什麼會關我的事？

It's just a drawing, remember?

這只是一幅畫，記得嗎？

- Oh.

- 哦。

Yeah, I guess you're right.

是的，我想你是對的。

Okay then...

好吧，那麼...

moving on to the next-

接著

(boom)

轟

- AAAAAAAAAUGH!

- AAAAAAAUGH！

(whimsical music)

(異想天開的音樂)