I've developed a keen eye for critiquing finance, observed Rapid Bechet.

觀察到Rapid Bechet，我已經形成了責備金融的敏銳眼光。

But really, today we will discuss some of the most poignant works of fair.

但其實，今天我們要討論的是一些最尖銳的公平作品。

Not we hear the annoying orange have received.

不是我們聽到煩人的橙子都收到了。

First work I'd like to discuss is their masterful oil on canvas entitled Orange Cuts Year, the Ana says, expertly catching orange at his most vulnerable.

我想討論的第一件作品是他們的大師級油畫作品《橙子切年》，安娜說，專業地抓住了橙子最脆弱的時候。

It's provocative, it's inspiring, and I give it 4.5 grapefruits.

它很有煽動性，很有啟發性，我給它4.5顆葡萄柚。

My only critique is that the composition suffers from not enough grapefruit.

我唯一的責備是，構圖存在柚子不夠的問題。

Where there a picture of me down in the corner doing something awesome, like lifting weights or jumping a motorcycle.

哪裡有我在角落裡做一些很棒的事情的照片，比如舉重或跳摩托車。

Peace could have been elevated to unthinkable heights.

和平可以被提升到難以想象的高度。

Next, we have origin.

其次，我們有出身。

There is but one word for work of this caliber.

這樣的作品只有一個詞可以形容。

And that word is Wow.

而這個詞就是哇。

I mean, talk about photo realism.

我的意思是，談談照片的真實性。

Even with my trained eye, I was barely able to distinguish this painstakingly detailed watercolor from, say, a digital photograph.

即使以我訓練有素的眼光，我也幾乎無法將這幅精心繪製的水彩畫和，比如說，一張數碼照片區分開來。

Oranges head on a human body.

橘子頭在人的身上。

Ah, hunting image.

啊，狩獵的形象。

That begs the question.

這就引出了一個問題。

What is human existence?

人的存在是什麼？

Truly, I give this work, have great boots.

真的，我給這個工作，有很大的靴子。

I would have expected the artist to put my head on the man's body, you know, because I'm the one who's always surrounded by hot women.

我本來以為藝術家會把我的頭放在男人的身上，你知道的，因為我是一個總是被性感女人包圍的人。

But I applaud the artist imagination here.

但我為這裡的藝術家想象力喝彩。

Many works if I provide questions.

如果我提供問題，很多作品。

But Tree of annoyance is among those precious few that truly provides answers a piece for all of us who have wondered, What would a bunch of annoying oranges in a tree look like?

但煩人的樹是那些珍貴的少數，真正為我們所有想知道，一群煩人的橘子在一棵樹上會是什麼樣子的人提供答案的作品。

What are some of the expressions orange often makes?

橙子經常會有哪些表現？

What would orange look like with the mustache?

橙子留著小鬍子會是什麼樣子？

Here we have answers those formidable questions, and for that I get this work.

在這裡，我們已經回答了那些艱鉅的問題，為此，我得到了這項工作。

4.5 grapefruits, one small critique.

4.5個柚子，一個小責備。

From a compositional standpoint, I feel the bacon area down center could have been filled with a picture of me doing something really cool, like riding a jet ski over a waterfall.

從構圖的角度來看，我覺得中間的培根區域可以用我做一些非常酷的事情的照片來填充，比如說在瀑布上騎著水上摩托。

But that's next with an outstretched, and that begs mankind to reconsider its very trajectory.

但這是接下來的一個伸出，這就要求人類重新考慮自己的發展軌跡。

Orange Bieber has made a believer out of me, expertly skewering popular art cultures with tactful ferocity of Ribery tones juxtaposed against the flat background was so inspired I was brought to tears.

橘子比伯已經讓我信服了，專業的串聯流行藝術文化，技巧性凶猛的裡貝里色調與平淡的背景並置，讓我深受啟發，淚流滿面。

It should be noted that Justin Bieber's most recent album also brought me to tears.

值得一提的是，賈斯汀-比伯的最新專輯也讓我淚流滿面。

Furthermore, I should mention that this morning I saw a dog poop on the sidewalk and it brought me to tears.

此外，我還應該提到，今天早上我看到人行道上有一隻狗的大便，這讓我淚流滿面。

I have a doctor's appointment next week to get my tear ducts checked out or have grapefruits foot formidable work about the white newest hisley showed a little bit more of his bicep.

下週我約了醫生去檢查淚腺，或有葡萄柚足部強壯的工作，關於白色最新的他利露出了更多的二頭肌。

I've been told that Bieber has a tattoo of me on his left shoulder.

有人告訴我，比伯的左肩上有我的紋身。

True story.

真實的故事。

What is beauty?

什麼是美？

A simple question to bake, getting extraordinarily difficult question to answer.

一個簡單的問題烤，得到的問題異常難回答。

And yet this remarkable work bravely tackles the question head on without opponent.

然而這部了不起的作品卻勇敢地直面了這個問題，沒有對手。

Indeed, the women's eyes follow you much like the Mona Lisa's observe.

的確，女人的眼睛跟著你，很像蒙娜麗莎的觀察。

Additionally, if you listen carefully enough, the paintings poignantly exaggerated lips can be heard whispering the very meaning of life.

此外，如果你仔細聆聽，還能聽到畫作悽美誇張的嘴脣在低聲訴說著生命的意義。

Listen, and there you have it, a work of art, unlike anything we've ever seen before and unlike anything will ever see again, I give it 4.5 great groups.

聽著，這就是你所擁有的，一部藝術作品，不同於我們以前所見過的任何東西，也不同於以後所見過的任何東西，我給它4.5個偉大的團體。

My only criticism is that a woman that beautiful should probably be hanging out with me great fruit until the painting does suffer just a smidge from this distinct leg of grapefruit.

我唯一的責備是，這麼漂亮的女人可能應該和我大果子一起玩，直到這幅畫確實受到這明顯的柚子腿的影響。

Life is fleeting indeed, and few works capture the quiet desperation of our inevitable mortality as mortality, Like orange, whose mouth stanza gave in stunned silence.

生命的確是短暫的，很少有作品能像凡人一樣捕捉到我們不可避免的死亡的安靜絕望，就像橘子，它的嘴節在驚愕的沉默中給了我們。

I have no words the model used in this painting, a French terrible name.

我沒有話語權，這幅畫中使用的模特，是一個法國人的可怕名字。

Pierre had to sit still for over 16 hours while this work was created.

在創作這件作品時，皮埃爾不得不靜坐了16個多小時。

Truly a monumental feat.

真的是一個不朽的壯舉。

I mean, it tied enough, keeping a dribble still for 16 seconds.

我的意思是，它足夠平坦，保持運球不動16秒。

Yes, willpower has paid off, however, as his profound, murderous acuteness is now forever immortalized in this timeless work.

是的，意志力得到了回報，然而，他那深邃的、殺人如麻的敏銳性，如今卻在這部永恆的作品中得到了永生。

Mortalities earns 4.5 Grapefruits Photo offer one suggestion to the artist.

凡人獲得4.5葡萄柚照片提供一個建議給藝術家。

It would be, too.

也會是這樣的。

Maybe you, some of the other characters from the show.

也許是你，劇中的其他角色。

Next time I feel like orange gets to be in, like all the fan at.

下一次我覺得橙色得到在，像所有的球迷在。

Meanwhile, there are other characters on the annoying on show who might, I don't know, be sitting at home watching King of Queens reruns most nights and would be super pumped, a model for a painting, even if it means getting eaten by a general for 16 hours.

同時，還有其他角色在節目中的煩人，我不知道，他們可能大部分晚上都坐在家裡看《皇后之王》的重播，會超級抽風，一幅畫的模型，哪怕意味著被將軍吃16個小時。

Disturbing, annoying.

擾人，煩人。

These descriptors, among others, come to mind whenever I lose myself in the masterful oil on canvas sleep creep, just as classical elements creeping to the beach.

這些形容詞，其中，每當我迷失在大師級的布面油畫睡眠爬行中時，就會想到這些，就像古典元素爬行到沙灘上一樣。

So, too, does a searing image of oranges pronounce cumulus creep into my mind at night, when I'm at my most vulnerable, passing away orange haunts, all of I dreamed and perhaps in a much more literal way, this painting cause me to put my pants and daughter the first time I laid eyes upon it.

所以，在夜晚，當我最脆弱的時候，橙子發音積聚的灼熱畫面也會悄悄進入我的腦海，逝去的橙子縈繞在我的腦海裡，所有的我都夢到了，也許從更多的字面意思上來說，這幅畫讓我第一次看到它的時候，就把褲子和女兒。

Slight creep strikes.

輕微的蠕動打擊。

It intended chord with triumphant residents, so I have assigned it 4.5 grapefruit.

它打算與勝利的居民和絃，所以我給它分配了4.5個柚子。

Only particular painting is that it does not include more great.

唯一特別的畫是，它不包括更多的偉大。

The aptly named Hey says many things, not least of all that it is a copyrighted property of one Riley Jr What truly grabs me here is the terse, monosyllabic message.

這首名為《嘿》的歌曲恰如其分地說明了很多問題，尤其是它是一個小萊利的版權財產 這裡真正吸引我的是簡潔的、單音節的資訊。

Hey, simply astounding work.

嘿，簡直是驚世駭俗的作品。

The loan strike against this piece is that it was not more blatantly a picture of me, obviously, the yellow which background is an old managed to my yellowish skin, but I don't feel a piece could have ascended to an entirely different plane, and it not tiptoed around the fact that I great fruit and actually the focal point of this piece.

對這幅作品的貸款打擊是，它不是更公然的我的照片，顯然，黃色的哪些背景是一個老的管理我的黃色皮膚，但我不覺得一塊可以上升到一個完全不同的平面，它不躡手躡腳的事實，我偉大的果實，實際上是這塊的焦點。

This mesmerizing piece, entitled Orange Boss, blurs the line between virtual and reality question.

這幅名為《橙色老闆》的作品令人著迷，模糊了虛擬與現實問題的界限。

Flood my mind as I gaze upon this formidable work, his life, Malia game, the battles we face our true barriers, Or are they mere annoyances?

當我凝視著這部艱鉅的作品時，我的腦海裡泛起了他的生活，馬利亞遊戲，我們面對的戰鬥，我們真正的障礙，還是僅僅是煩惱？

And perhaps most importantly, fans, the annoying orange realized There are other characters on the show, really cool characters with fragile egos.

也許最重要的是，粉絲們，惱人的橙子意識到劇中還有其他角色，真的很酷的角色，脆弱的自我。

I might like to be represented in fair, not from time to time.

我可能喜歡在公平的代表，而不是時常。

I give it 4.5 grapefruit because I'm trying to come off as unaffected here.

我給它4.5葡萄柚，因為我想在這裡表現得不受影響。

But if we're being honest, the fact that I was omitted from the super cool piece of art cuts to the core of me more than a knife ever could.

但是，如果我們是誠實的，事實是，我被省略了從超酷的藝術作品削減我的核心比刀永遠不會。

Another piece of fan art featuring orange?

又是一幅以橘子為主題的粉絲藝術作品？

How unexpected.

真沒想到

That face, entitled Armed Orange, is I don't know, look at how awesome orange would be if he had arms.

那張臉，標題是武裝橙子，我不知道，你看橙子如果有胳膊，那多厲害。

In addition to being the most love character on this show, I mean, we get it.

除了是本劇最愛的角色，我是說，我們懂的。

Orange is cool.

橙色是很酷的。

Fans love orange, orange, orange, orange.

粉絲們喜歡橘子、橘子、橘子、橘子。

Why don't we all just give orange a big round of applause?

大家何不給橙子熱烈的掌聲呢？

Oh, wait.

哦，等等。

He could do that himself, because apparently he has arms now.

他可以自己做，因為很明顯他現在有胳膊了。

Sorry about that.

抱歉

Personal feelings aside, this piece is very well done.

拋開個人感受不談，這塊做得非常好。

and earns 4.5 grapefruits.

並賺取4.5個柚子。

Also, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention how spectacular oranges pecs look in this drama.

另外，如果我不提這部劇中橘子的胸肌有多壯觀，那我就失職了。

Finally, we have this question really named piece entitled The Gang's All.

最後，我們這道題真的名為《幫派的全部》。

Here we see orange with all his friends supporting exaggerated smiles, presumably because the entire gang is there.

在這裡，我們看到橘子和他的所有朋友都支持誇張的微笑，大概是因為整個團伙都在那裡。

Certainly no fifth friend of this could possibly have been included in this composition, say, in the bacon area in the middle of the canvas.

當然，這個構圖中不可能包括第五位朋友，比如說畫布中間的培根區域。

Nay, the gang's all here and there is literally nothing and no one missing from it.

奈何，這幫人都來了，這裡面真的是什麼都沒有，誰也不缺。

And for that I give it Florida have areas in the middle of the candidates because great for, apparently doesn't exist in the universe.

而對於這一點，我給它佛羅里達州有地區在中間的候選人，因為偉大的，顯然不存在於宇宙中。

Whoa!

哇！

OK, that was weird.

好吧，這很奇怪。

I'm good now.

我現在很好。

Income.

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Suddenly, I'm more concerned that there might be a portal in year.

突然間，我更擔心年內可能會有一個門戶網站。

Or maybe the laws of physics change door.

也可能是物理規律改變門。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Anyway, if you like to see your artwork on a future episode of Great Fruit Act, critics send in submissions to real grapefruit at gmail dot com.

總之，如果你想在未來的《大果法》節目中看到你的作品，評論家們把投稿發到Gmail點com的真柚子。