and this is Pear.

這就是梨子。

- Today, we're going to show you "How 2 Rock".

- 今天小編就帶大家看看 "How 2 Rock"。

- Wait, Pear, you're saying it all wrong.

- 等等，梨子，你說錯了。

- What do you mean?

- 什麼意思？

- We're not showing them how to rock,

- 我們不是在教他們如何搖滾。

we're showing them "How 2 Rock"!

我們要讓他們看看 "如何搖滾"！

- Okay, I'm thinking I might not be the right person

- 好吧，我想我可能不是合適的人選。

to cohost this episode.

來共同主持本期節目。

- No, you're perfect, just follow my instructions

- 不，你很完美，按照我的訓示去做就行了

and we'll have you rocking in no time.

我們會讓你在任何時候搖擺。

- I doubt it, but okay.

- 我懷疑，但還好。

- [Apple] Step 1: get in the mindset,

- 蘋果]第一步：擺正心態。

that means amped up, get angry.

意思是說，充足了，生氣了。

- About what?

- 關於什麼？

- Anything that's bothering you.

- 任何困擾你的事情。

- Well, I guess the ending

- 好吧，我想結局是

to that book I just finished wasn't that great.

到那本書，我剛剛完成的不是那麼大。

- Good, use that, let the angst "flow through you."

- 很好，利用這一點，讓煩惱 "流過你"。

- And, well, I'm kind of tired of people saying

- 而且，好吧，我有點厭倦了人們說的

I'm their least favorite "Annoying Orange" character.

我是他們最不喜歡的 "煩人橙 "角色。

- Yes, that's what I'm talking about.

- 是的，這就是我所說的。

- And earlier today, Orange said

- 而今天早些時候，橘子君說

I was "shaped like a bowling pin",

我是 "形如保齡球"。

and so my nickname should be "boring pin".

所以我的外號應該是 "無聊針"。

- Um, that might be too good.

- 嗯，這可能是太好了。

- I'm feeling it, Little Apple,

- 我感覺到了，小蘋果。

the rock and roll attitude is taking over my entire body.

搖滾的態度佔據了我的整個身體。

Yeah!

是啊！

- I'll say, holy Toledo, dude.

- 我會說，神聖的托萊多，夥計。

- What now, what's the next step?

- 現在，下一步該怎麼辦？

- Um, maybe we should wait

- 嗯，也許我們應該等待

until you resemble the Hulk a little less.

直到你和綠巨人不那麼像。

- I said, "I'm ready to rock!"

- 我說："我已經準備好了！"

- Okay, step 2: turn the volume up, and I mean way up.

- 好了，第二步：把音量調大，我是說調大。

You can't rock quietly, you got to let the world know.

你不能靜靜地搖滾，你得讓世界知道。

- Okay, I turned the dial so far that it snapped off.

- 好吧，我把轉盤轉得太遠了，以至於斷掉了。

Is that loud enough?

夠大聲嗎？

- Um, yeah, that should it, so onto step 3.

- 嗯，是的，應該是這樣，所以到第三步。

- It's rock-a- (indistinct)!

- 這是搖滾 -A -（緲）！

- Not there, I think that might be too loud.

- 不在那裡，我想那可能太吵了。

- No such thing, Little Apple, not when you're rocking.

- 沒有這樣的事情，小蘋果，當你在搖擺的時候就沒有。

- Um, I don't know, dude,

- 嗯，我不知道，夥計。

the neighbors are getting angry.

鄰居們都很生氣

- [Neighbor 1] Yo, turn down that racket!

- [鄰居1]喲，小聲一點！

- [Neighbor 2] People are trying to sleep here!

- 人們想在這裡睡覺！

- Ha, have you forgotten step 4, Little Apple?

- 哈，小蘋果你忘了第四步嗎？

"Don't listen to authority", if anyone tries

"不要聽從權威"，如果有人試圖... ...

to stop your rocking, you answer them like this!

為了讓你不再搖晃，你要這樣回答他們！

(speaker vibrates loudly)

(揚聲器大聲震動)

(people scream)

（人們尖叫）

(laughs) Aw yeah!

(笑)哦耶!

- Okay, you did it, dude.

- 好吧，你做到了，夥計。

You literarily rocked some dude's face off.

你簡直把一些人的臉都打爛了。

Can we stop now?

我們現在可以停下來了嗎？

The ceiling's falling and there's a whole lot of debris.

天花板要掉下來了，有很多碎片。

- Sorry, Little Apple, I can't stop rocking.

- 對不起，小蘋果，我不能停止搖滾。

It's part of me now, I'm one with the-

它現在是我的一部分，我和... ...

- Huh?

- 咦？

- Yeah, I'm one with the rock!

- 是啊，我和石頭是一體的!

- No, rock!

- 不，搖滾！

- Huh?

- 咦？

(group screams)

（組尖叫聲）

(rock music)

(搖滾樂)