Name: HOW2：如何拯救地球! (HOW2: How to Save the Earth!)
Uploaded: 2020-09-02T19:05:44.000Z
Duration: 3 min 34 s

I'm Marshmallow, and I'm here with my favorite person in

我是棉花糖，我和我最愛的人在一起。

Well, today we've got a doozy of an episode for ya.

今天我們為你準備了一集精彩的節目。

- I know where to begin, I brought a list!

- 我知道從何說起，我帶了一張單子!

Kindness is contagious, so being kind, even to one person,

善良是會傳染的，所以，善良，哪怕是對一個人。

from a cycle of violence, pain and despair.

擺脫暴力、痛苦和絕望的循環。

- Ha, so I think our lists are pretty different.

- 哈，所以我覺得我們的名單很不一樣。

- Different, but equally valid and wonderful.

- 不同，但同樣有效，同樣精彩。

Step two, establish a missile defense shield capable

第二步，建立飛彈防禦盾牌，能夠

of intercepting extraterrestrial missiles

- [Marshmallow] Yay! That's a great one, Lou!

- [棉花糖]耶！這是一個偉大的一個，婁！

Your thoughts manifest themselves through your actions, so--

你的思想通過你的行為表現出來，所以------。

I'm sorry, but it feels like one of us put in effort

我很抱歉，但感覺就像我們中的一個人在努力一樣

and did actual research about how to save the Earth

並對如何拯救地球做了實際的研究。

from an imminent cataclysmic event, and the other person--

No, it's yours that isn't meticulously-researched!

One that isn't beholden to corporate interests

一個不受制於公司利益的公司。

until I found out the truth about Big Tin Foil!

It's controlled by Big Chicken, (rooster crows)

which is controlled by the Kuwaitis, (lightning crashes)

That reminds me of step five, plant a flower.

How did my manifesto remind you of planting a flower?

我的宣言是如何提醒你種花的？

How's planting a flower going to save the world?

第七步，我們建立一個時間機器

because we need to be carbon neutral yesterday.

- [Marshmallow] Step nine, say something nice

Step 10, begin construction on a city near the Earth's core,

第十步，開始在地心附近建設一座城市。

where minerals are plentiful and gamma rays are minimal.

礦物質豐富而伽馬射線極少的地方。

- [Marshmallow] Step 11, everyone give Lou a hug!

- 第11步，大家給小盧一個擁抱！

- Aw, could you please not destroy Earth?

- 噢，你能不能不要破壞地球？

- Well, I guess since you asked so politely,

- 好吧，我想既然你這麼有禮貌地問了。

Most planets try to blast us with missile defense shields.

大多數行星都想用飛彈防禦盾牌轟擊我們。