Pretty cool, huh?

很酷吧？

Is that cool?

這很酷嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Trusty assistant.

可靠的助手。

Sona.

索納。

Obsession.

痴迷。

So you and I have been together.

所以，你和我一直在一起。

How long?

多久了？

Over nine years.

九年多來。

And I've been there during really important moments in your life.

在你生命中的重要時刻，我一直在那裡。

Yeah, I'm told that you want to buy a new car.

是啊，我聽說你想買一輛新車。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

This is a big decision.

這是一個重大的決定。

It is.

它是。

I'd like to help you.

我想幫你

Are you cool with me helping you?

你不介意我幫你吧？

I mean, yeah, I'm sorry.

我的意思是，是的，我很抱歉。

Do not trust me.

不要相信我。

I I question your judgment.

我... 我懷疑你的判斷力

I hired your true story.

我僱傭了你的真實故事。

Ladies and gentlemen, I was once really hungry after a long shoot.

女士們，先生們，有一次我拍了很久的戲，真的很餓。

And so it was at the office and I called her and I was headed in.

於是就在辦公室裡，我給她打了電話，然後我就進去了。

And I said, Sona, what about lunch?

我說，Sona，午餐怎麼樣？

And she said, I'm OK.

她說，我沒事。

I've eaten and hung up before we buy you a new car.

吃完飯，掛了電話，我們才給你買新車。

Yes.

是的，我知道

We have to look it.

我們要看看它。

Your existing car.

你現有的車。

This is a 2007 Volkswagen Jetta.

這是一輛2007年的大眾捷達。

How many miles are on this car?

這輛車的里程數是多少？

There are 160,000 miles on his car.

他的車有16萬英里。

What?

什麼？

Had it tuned up?

有沒有調好？

I got my first tune up a week ago.

一週前，我第一次進行了調整。

I didn't know.

我不知道。

I didn't know that you had to get it.

我不知道你必須得到它。

That's in sighing.

這是在嘆息。

This thing is a death trap, but it still runs.

這東西是個死亡陷阱，但它仍然在運行。

It don't.

它不。

Well, well, I stopped at a stop sign and it started shaking.

好吧，好吧，我在紅綠燈前停了下來，然後它就開始搖晃。

Really?

真的嗎？

And then the light for the engine started flashing.

然後發動機的燈就開始閃爍。

Sometimes the light will come on, and then something will happen.

有時候燈會亮，然後就會發生一些事情。

And then the light turns off, so I'm like it must have fixed it.

然後燈就關了，我就想一定是修好了。

You're a terrible car owner.

你是個糟糕的車主。

Awful.

太可怕了

You have a nickname for this?

你有這個的綽號嗎？

I do.

我是這麼想的

This is white lightning.

這是白色的閃電。

How is it?

怎麼樣？

White lightning.

白色的閃電。

It's got 160,000 miles shivers and it shakes.

它有16萬英里在顫抖，它在顫抖。

Why don't you just call it sickle cell anemia?

你為什麼不直接叫它鐮刀型細胞貧血呢？

That is a glade.

那是一片綠蔭。

Plug it It, uh, it ran out a while ago.

堵住它，它，呃，它跑出來一段時間前。

I guess it's a dollar chips from the Bellagio in Las Vegas.

我猜是拉斯維加斯貝拉吉奧酒店的一美元籌碼。

That thing.

那個東西。

Why is this thing open?

這東西為什麼會打開？

It doesn't close.

它沒有關閉。

Sometimes that closes but old clothes for, like, three minutes, and then it'll open up.

有時，關閉，但舊衣服，如，三分鐘，然後它會打開。

I could fix this if you want.

如果你想的話，我可以解決這個問題。

What?

什麼？

This?

這個？

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

What's this?

這是什麼？

You're rolling Deep green.

你是滾滾深綠。

Four have coupons, mostly bed, bath and beyond.

四個有優惠券，大多是床、衛浴等。

How many times do you have like an old lady who does?

你有多少次像老太太一樣的做法？

You were a young woman like a guy.

你是一個像男人一樣的年輕女人。

Singles.

單身。

You have a dollar chips from the Bellagio and you have $600,000.

你有一美元的籌碼從貝拉吉奧，你有60萬美元。

We've got so many Cooper.

我們有這麼多庫珀。

Where do you get them?

你從哪裡弄來的？

Teoh, check this out.

Teoh，看看這個。

What happened here?

這裡發生了什麼？

It's bad.

這很糟糕。

I know and actually teach up up here.

我知道，其實在這裡教起來。

You keep magazine thing kind of helpful, actually.

實際上，你保持雜誌的事情有點幫助。

Look at that.

你看那個。

That's storage space.

這就是儲物空間。

Didn't even know about fate of the Furious.

連怒族的命運都不知道。

That goes right in the old or roof chamber.

那就在舊的或屋頂的房間裡。

I would have bought to a new car myself.

我自己也會買到一輛新車。

Can you buy me a new car?

你能給我買一輛新車嗎？

I don't have any money.

我沒有錢

Yes.

是的，我知道

No, I have access to your financial information.

不，我可以訪問你的財務資訊。

Reports are old.

報告是舊的。

I made some unwise investments.

我做了一些不明智的投資。

I bought a theme restaurant.

我買了一家主題餐廳。

Was it Depression era burger stand?

是大蕭條時代的漢堡攤嗎？

Arabian racehorses that had Lupus.

患有狼瘡的阿拉伯賽馬。

But I can't go with you to dealers.

但我不能和你一起去找經銷商。

Because if people saw me, they freak out.

因為如果人們看到我，他們會嚇壞的。

They do.

是的

It's like, Oh, my God.

這就像，哦，我的上帝。

I Beatles got back together and became one person.

我和披頭士重歸於好，成為一個人。

It's common place.

這是常見的地方。

I've been places with you.

我和你去過很多地方

Yeah, it gets pretty crazy.

是啊，它變得相當瘋狂。

No, it doesn't.

不，它沒有。

It doesn't get crazy at all.

一點也不瘋狂。

We'll find you a new car, But I can't go with you.

我們會給你找一輛新車，但我不能和你一起去。

What's doing online.

網上在做什麼。

We can go on Auto trader.

我們可以上自動交易機。

Let's do what the kids do.

讓我們做孩子們做的事。

I have a lot of wisdom.

我有很多智慧。

Do you know your cars?

你瞭解你的車嗎？

I do know cars.

我確實懂車。

You?

你呢？

That's a car right there.

那是一輛車，就在那裡。

E m even wanna be with me.

他甚至想和我在一起。

Men want to be on top of me.

男人都想在我上面。

I want to be with weight.

我想和體重。

Let's pick out a car for you.

讓我們為你挑選一輛車。

I would really like to check out like a Subaru.

我真的很想去看看像斯巴魯。

Not sure.

不確定

Can you please not get away?

你能不能不要離開？

Car.

汽車。

What?

什麼？

It looks like 1000 birds Shit on your car at once.

看起來就像1000只鳥同時在你的車上拉屎。

You can see the shit because the shit matches the white that your car is.

你可以看到狗屎，因為狗屎匹配 白色，你的車是。

Well, then you realize your dreams.

好吧，那你就實現你的夢想吧。

Super foresters air.

超級森林人的空氣。

Great.

厲害

That's a good car.

那是一輛好車。

And it's what's 23,500?

而它是什麼23500？

And what's the Kelley Blue Book?

凱利藍皮書又是什麼？

Price adviser.

價格顧問。

Oh, right.

哦，對了。

It's actually a little lower than what it is in the middle in the middle.

其實比中間的中間的低一點。

This is a fine car, but boring.

這是輛好車，但很無聊。

Let's go slightly out of your budget, Okay?

讓我們去稍微超出你的預算，好嗎？

Like what?

像什麼？

Let's look at Bugattis.

我們來看看布加迪。

There we go.

我們走吧

First one bang used 2010.

首先一個邦用2010。

How much is that?

那是多少錢？

It's $2 million No.

是200萬不。

One million.

一百萬

900.

900.

Look at it.

看看吧

You know what it runs on?

你知道它靠什麼運行嗎？

Liquid arrogance.

液態傲慢。

How about a home when I get home, it needs so much gas.

回家後怎麼樣，需要這麼多的氣。

Yeah.

是啊。

They make a model that only runs on reinforced would.

他們做了一個模型，只運行在強化的會。

That's not true.

這不是真的。

Good improv partner.

好的即興表演夥伴。

Poor with Connor.

窮與康納。

And some is in private when we come back.

有些是在私下裡，當我們回來。

Well, I'm in a candy shop.

好吧，我是在糖果店。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I'm a famous detective white one, which is the color of your car switch.

我是名偵探白的，也就是你們汽車開關的顏色。

The price of that 1.

該價格的1。

$73,000.

$73,000.

Yeah.

是啊。

What's the Kelley Blue Book's?

凱利藍皮書是什麼？

It says 49,000 and 56.

上面寫著49000和56。

Do sh What?

做什麼？

See, What's this person doing?

你看，這個人在做什麼？

He's the Hummer owner.

他是悍馬車主。

Let's write this person an email.

我們給這個人寫封郵件吧。

I just checked out the Hummer you're selling and noticed that you are asking over $30,000 war.

我剛剛查看了你要賣的悍馬車，發現你要價超過3萬元戰。

Then it's Kelley Blue Book value.

那麼就是凱利藍皮書的價值。

I am so excited because I grew up on a stupid farm.

我很興奮，因為我是在一個愚蠢的農場長大的。

Go more on the way.

多去的路上。

You're I think there is a word limit.

你是我認為有字數限制。

OK, we'll just take out the last three words on then just say, you waiting.

好了，我們就把最後三個字拿出來，然後就說，你等著吧。

It's beautiful.

真漂亮

Lowest.

最低的。

We pay.

我們付錢。

Okay, cars under $1000.

好吧，1000元以下的車。

Let's look at these cars under under $1000.

我們來看看這些千元以下的車。

0, look how they're shooting in this shadow.

0，看他們在這個影子裡怎麼拍。

This suspicious shadows Look, Attack car is in the witness protection broken.

這個可疑的影子看，攻擊車是在目擊者保護破。

You know why they broke the handle, don't you?

你知道他們為什麼要弄壞把手，對吧？

That's a killing car.

那是一輛殺人車。

This is a murder carts, a murder car.

這是一輛殺人車，一輛殺人車。

It says Kelley Blue Book does not consider this a car with four wheels.

它說凱利藍皮書不認為這是一輛帶四個輪子的車。

Please get this car.

請得到這輛車。

I don't want this car.

我不想要這輛車。

Well, congratulations.

那麼，恭喜你。

I'm buying you this car and I'm giving it to you on the air.

我把這輛車買給你，然後在直播中送給你。

Yes, You have to accept, gentlemen.

是的，你必須接受，先生們。

Let's bring around soon, Um, obsessing and everybody fighting.

讓我們把周圍很快，嗯，迷戀和大家的戰鬥。

Thank you guys.

謝謝你們

So now are you excited about your new car?

那麼現在你對你的新車是不是很興奮呢？

No, I'm not way.

不，我不是這樣的。

Actually, we went and we bought this car.

其實，我們去了，我們買了這輛車。

We agreed to pay $1000 and they gave it to us for only $500 on.

我們同意支付1000元，他們只給了我們500元就。

Now it's yours.

現在它是你的了。

I'm like Oprah.

我就像奧普拉。

This is incredible.

這真是不可思議。

Here's your new car.

這是你的新車

This car's all yours.

這輛車是你的了

Terrible.

太可怕了

I don't want to get inside your in your It's amazing what?

我不想進入你的內心，你的內心有什麼了不起的？

You don't want to get a look at this thing?

你不想看看這個東西？

It's beautiful.

真漂亮

Thats rubber stuff is curling and coming up off the top.

那些橡膠的東西在捲曲，從上面冒出來。

It's amazing.

太神奇了

Check out your new car and I'm one front really knew.

看看你的新車，我是一個前線真的知道。

I will tell people who's on the show tonight from Hotel Transylvania.

我會告訴大家誰在今晚的節目中從特蘭西瓦尼亞酒店。

Three.

三號

Summer Vacation.

暑假。

Andy Samberg.

安迪-桑伯格

Look at all the stains.

看看所有的汙漬。

Hey, pushed the Netflix results.

嘿，推送了網友的結果。

Siri's now that comedian Nicole buyers on the show doesn't work.

Siri的現在，喜劇演員妮可買家在節目中不工作。

Musical guests.

音樂嘉賓。

Dawes is on the way.

道斯在路上了

Jimmy.

吉米

Take it away.

把它拿走

I know.

我知道，我知道