Westport, Connecticut complex.

This is amazing.

This is like something a Bond villain

would have inside a volcano.

(Martha laughing)

Men in jumpsuits, taking over the world.

It's really fantastic, though.

Would you give us a tour? [Martha] Sure.

[Conan] What an amazing kitchen.

I've never seen a kitchen where someone,

a human being, can actually lie down.

I mean, this is-- (audience laughing)

I mean, this is amazing.

We can do autopsies.

(Conan laughing)

You do autopsies here, okay.

Yeah, we can do cadaver explorations, et cetera.

This is all stuff we never see on the show.

I've never seen so much counter space.

Look every kind of form.

That's cookie cutters.

Cookie cutters.

This makes an Al Roker cookie.

(Martha laughing) (audience laughing)

You got a Abraham Lincoln snowman.

Every kind of form.

This is to make-- [Martha] Don't mess it up!

Oh, do they have certain order?

[Martha] Oh, yeah, you're messin' up!

That makes you crazy doesn't it?

[Martha] Yep, the whole-- (cookie cutters rattling)

(Martha laughing) (audience laughing)

(audience applauding)

Does this ever happen to you?

I'm curious, you turn on the griddle, you forget it's on,

someone's talking to you, and you say, "Wait a minute,

what I wanted to tell you was aah!"

(Conan imitating flames hissing)

And then you hafta reach around for a spatula,

and then get your hand off and go--

(blowing air)

[Martha] No. (audience laughing)

What's this right here?

Well, I like different kinds of salt,

so we have about six or seven different varieties of salt.

I didn't know there were--

I thought salt was just salt. No, taste.

Wet your finger.

One, one finger. (audience laughing)

Just a teeny bit, now.

Just dip lightly, lightly, lightly.

Okay.

This is grey sea salt, French from Brittany.

What do you think?

Salty.

(audience laughing)

nd this one.

Lick another finger.

Tell me if it's saltier.

Salty.

(audience laughing)

I can't tell. (Martha laughing)

I don't have a palate.

Here try this one.

[Conan] I just eat like-- [Martha] This is black salt.

I eat chunks of potato, you know, all the time.

Wait, that's pepper.

(audience laughing)

Well, I just wanted to see

if you could tell the difference.

(audience laughing)

You can just run your hands around the pots and go,

"So many copper pots!"

(audience laughing) So many copper pots!

Aargh, I'm a pirate!

(audience laughing) Aargh!

So we have refrigerators, all kinds of stuff.

Everything homemade by the way, look.

Look at this: Jams, jellies--

Homemade.

A human brain!

No, no, that's preserved quince.

What's quince?

Quince is that apple pear that grows in the fall,

greenish, very fragrant.

(air whooshing) (audience laughing)

I'm gonna put that one back.

[Martha] This is the prep kitchen where it's everybody:

Sarin, Jan--

[Conan] Hello, ladies! [Martha] And Lucinda.

You can have anything you want.

(detective theme music)

(audience laughing)

(detective theme music)

(audience cheering)

You're a great cook.

This is a great place to work.

And explain here.

I've been told--

There's a rumor that these giant ducts in the ceiling

are bringing gravy into the building?

[Martha] I have no idea.

Okay, so over here is my office.

[Conan] Is this antique or did you have this made?

Oh no, these are all 50s, 40s, 50s, 60s.

What's this?

[Martha] Oh, look something from the White House.

Oh, the Christmas card from the last year of the Clintons.

[Conan] That's very nice.

I didn't get one of those.

[Martha] You didn't get one?

No.

[Martha] Papal blessing.

Oh, this is a papal blessing for you?

Yeah, here's Pope John.

He's blessed me.

So this means you get right into heaven.

You just show that at the gate.

"Martha Stewart and family" blessed by Pope John.

That's great.

Could I just borrow that?

No.

(Martha Stewart Living theme music)

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Well, "Late Night" host, Conan O'Brien,

stops by to get some easy entertaining tips,

including my secret recipe for Baked Alaska.

(audience laughing)

What do I do?

Well, these are something that we learned about.

You like that?

That's very sensual.

Right, these are these fabulous new little molds.

This is a flexible silicone material completely--

I knew I'd felt this before.

(audience laughing)

(audience cheering)

I like to watch things burn.

Oh, okay.

I usually set the fire, wait till the trucks come,

watch it burn, and then leave quietly.

Just joking everybody out there.

He is a comedian.

You must know that.

(audience laughing)

We need three more.

[Conan] Three more.

(Martha tutting) [Conan] Huh, huh?

You're doing it just right, do that.

No (tutting). [Conan] What?

We're not gonna quite get 12 perfects.

We're gonna get maybe--

No, I guess I let you down.

(audience laughing)

(audience applauding)

(jazzy music)

Thank you, Martha.

(audience laughing)

[Conan] You got any booze here?

No, absolutely not.

Why?!

(detective theme music)

Oh wait, this is not a--

What is this?

That's a pot holder.

(audience laughing)

Look, mine has little spikes.

It looks like an aging Don King.

That's right!

A torch and a hat.

(Conan laughing sinisterly)

Die, die!

(audience laughing)

Dah!

Martha!

I just want-- (chuckles)

Lick your lips.

(fast detective theme music)

Baked Alaska with Conan.

It's a great thing!

It's great!

So many copper pots!

(audience cheering)