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  • *Simon clears his throat*

    *Simon清了清嗓子*

  • Good morning everybody,

    大家早上好

  • Today, we are gonna show you a day in our lives, here in Japan

    今天,我們將向你展示我們生活中的一天,在日本。

  • *calm music*

    *平靜的音樂*

  • So usually, every morning...

    所以平時,每天早上...

  • I start by myself.

    我自己開始。

  • Martina usually sleeps an hour or two more than I do.

    瑪蒂娜通常比我多睡一兩個小時。

  • And this is a chance for me to get a lot of the stuff done around the house

    這是一個機會,讓我把家裡的很多事情都做完了

  • that needs to be done before we get our day started.

    在我們開始一天的工作之前,需要做的事情。

  • I'm not sure...

    我不確定...

  • How Martina's gonna be today 'cause she had a really..

    瑪蒂娜今天會怎麼樣,因為她有一個非常... ...

  • really bad sleep last night.

    昨晚睡得真不好

  • So... ;-;

    所以...;-;

  • Good luck to you girl

    祝福你的女孩

  • You're gonna be probably editing this afterwards.

    你可能會在事後編輯這個。

  • Sorry you had such a rough sleep... ;3;

    對不起,你有這樣一個粗糙的睡眠...;3。

  • Time to make some coffee!

    煮咖啡的時間到了!

  • *upbeat music*

    *歡快的音樂

  • COFFEE GRINDING

    咖啡研磨

  • This is such a strange sensation for me because I don't usually do any talking,

    這對我來說是一種很奇怪的感覺,因為我平時不怎麼說話。

  • at this time of day.

    在這個時候。

  • It's usually just me doing stuff automatically.

    一般都是我自動做的事情。

  • And just thinking things in my head.

    而只是在腦子裡想事情。

  • *pensive music*

    *沉思的音樂*

  • This is my coffee mug owo

    這是我的咖啡杯喔

  • We have six coffee mugs (t/n boi)

    我們有六個咖啡杯(T/N Boi)。

  • You might've seen a bunch of them.

    你可能已經看到了一堆人。

  • This is the one that I always use in the morning.

    這個是我早上經常用的。

  • This is what I got from the Ghibli Museum.

    這是我從吉卜力博物館得到的。

  • *whispers with owo* It's my favorite mug ever >w

    *這是我最喜歡的杯子了

  • And Martina today will get...

    而瑪蒂娜今天會得到...

  • Hello Kitty \(^ owo^)/

    Hello Kitty (owo^) / 。

  • Martina usually likes milk in her coffee in the morning.

    瑪蒂娜通常喜歡在早上的咖啡中加入牛奶。

  • I don't, I'll take mine BLACK (as my soul)

    我不知道,我要我的BLACK(作為我的靈魂)。

  • Today's a workout day though...

    今天是個鍛鍊的日子... ...

  • *GAAASSSPP*

    *GAAASSSPP*

  • Gotta put on some rice!!

    要放點米飯!

  • Now, I don't know when Martina is gonna drink that coffee,

    現在,我不知道瑪蒂娜什麼時候會喝咖啡。

  • I don't know how long she's gonna sleep for...

    我不知道她會睡多久... ...

  • But! I do know when she wakes up, she likes the smell of coffee.

    但是!我知道當她醒來的時候,她喜歡咖啡的味道。

  • So, we have it there, right by her bed so when she wakes up, she could get the day started off right.

    所以,我們把它放在那裡,就在她的床邊,這樣當她醒來時,她就可以開始一天的工作了。

  • For me though...

    但對我來說...

  • When I drink my coffee in the morning...

    當我早上喝咖啡的時候... ...

  • I usually need one or two sips until I have to start the morning *bleep*

    我通常需要一兩口,直到我不得不開始早上的*bleep*。

  • Yea, I'm gonna turn off my mic and I'll be back in like fifteen minutes.

    是啊,我要去關閉我的麥克風,我會回來的 像15分鐘。

  • That wasn't fifteen minutes, that was just two.

    那不是十五分鐘,那只是兩分鐘。

  • I'm a very fast pooper, okay(?)

    我拉屎很快,好嗎(?

  • Thanks mom and dad, you raised me well.

    謝謝爸爸媽媽,你們把我養得很好。

  • OOo the coffee started to work! Started to feel ready with the coffee!

    OOO咖啡開始工作了!開始感覺準備好了咖啡!

  • Next on the list I'm gonna start

    下一個名單我將開始

  • preparing our dinner for the day, because we got a slow cooker.

    準備我們一天的晚餐, 因為我們得到了一個慢燉鍋。

  • Slow cookers make easy delicious food. I don't know why everybody doesn't have a slow cooker.

    慢燉鍋可以做出簡單美味的食物。我不知道為什麼大家都沒有慢燉鍋。

  • Consider this your cheap version of Simon's midnight munchies these are...um..

    就當這是你的廉價版Simon的午夜零食吧 這些都是... 嗯...

  • Simon's... I need more coffee before I could think of a weird acronym

    西蒙的...我需要更多的咖啡,才會想到一個奇怪的縮寫。

  • You just watch me make some food.

    你就看著我做一些食物。

  • So here are all the ingredients for my stew. I'm using some discount Aussie beef because we always buy discount food..

    所以這裡是我燉肉的所有材料。我用了一些打折的澳洲牛肉,因為我們總是買打折的食物。

  • What you think we like live rich and glamorous youtuber lives? no.

    你以為我們喜歡過著富貴榮華的生活嗎,不。

  • This is discount beef but it's still pretty expensive.

    這雖然是打折牛肉,但還是挺貴的。

  • We got one carrot, we got two potatoes,

    我們有一個胡蘿蔔,我們有兩個洋芋。

  • we've got a bunch of mushrooms, we got some onion there, we got the Japanese

    我們已經得到了一堆蘑菇,我們得到了一些洋蔥在那裡,我們得到了日本。

  • Curry. Zeppin? I always thought it was Zeppelin, well learn something new every day.

    庫裡。齊柏林?我一直以為是齊柏林,每天都能學到新東西。

  • We got some rosemary, we got some Vegeta, we got some of this Italian spice thing that we had for a while.

    我們有一些迷迭香,有一些貝吉塔,還有一些意大利香料的東西,我們有一段時間了。

  • Now let's make it.

    現在我們來做吧。

  • Wait! I should be doing this like a Martina's midnight munchies. First thing you do is you

    等等,我應該像瑪蒂娜的午夜大餐一樣做這個。你要做的第一件事就是你

  • unceremoniously peel a carrot, then you unceremoniously peel two potatoes.

    毫不客氣地剝開一根胡蘿蔔,然後你毫不客氣地剝開兩個洋芋。

  • Take all the peelings and unceremoniously dumped them into the garbage

    把所有的皮都拿出來,毫不客氣地扔進垃圾桶裡

  • POLISH ACCENT: Everything chop up very nice put unceremoniously into slow cooker.

    拋光的重點。毫不客氣地把所有的東西都剁碎了 放進慢燉鍋裡

  • See cooking isn't very difficult. Chop up some *bleep*, season it, put in a slow cooker and

    你看烹飪並不難。剁碎一些**,調味,放進慢燉鍋裡然後

  • you're gonna make an impressive meal. You don't got to be Gordon Ramsay to be able

    你會做一頓令人印象深刻的飯菜。你不一定要成為戈登-拉姆斯才行。

  • to impress the love of your life with some high quality cooking.

    用一些高質量的烹飪來打動你的夫妻。

  • What's next? I forgot. Beef!

    下一個是什麼?我忘了牛肉!

  • There are ways to ceremoniously dump things in and

    有辦法儀式性地把東西倒進和。

  • unceremoniously dumped things in but, this has a lot of hot oil so...

    毫不客氣地把東西倒進去 但是,這裡面有很多熱油,所以... ...

  • I want a little bit of ceremony so I don't unceremoniously burn myself with the oil.

    我想有一點儀式感,這樣我就不會毫不客氣地用油燒自己。

  • I'm not looking to fully cook this either I'm just looking to get a sear on

    我也不想完全煮熟,我只是想把它燒熟。

  • all the sides and then I'm gonna dump them in the slow cooker.

    所有的邊,然後我要去傾倒他們 在慢燉鍋。

  • The fatty cuts are really good for slow cookers. They really dissolve and give a nice creamy

    肥肉切塊真的很適合慢燉。他們真的溶解,並給出了一個漂亮的奶油

  • juiciness to the stew.

    燉肉的多汁性。

  • *bleep* Aw *BLEEP*

    *嗷嗷嗷

  • Stop burning my hands

    不要再燒我的手了

  • *Dramatic Dance Music*

    *戲劇性的舞蹈音樂

  • I need gloves!

    我需要手套!

  • MEAT SIZZLING

    肉的大小

  • Looks like we got a big bowl of meat.

    看來我們得到了一大碗肉。

  • Take some rosemary and just jam those in there. This is some Italian seasoning.

    拿一些迷迭香,然後把這些塞進去。這是一些意大利調味料。

  • You know what I find that you can't really ever like over herb a food.

    你知道嗎,我發現,你真的不能永遠喜歡過藥草的食物。

  • People are always so delicate. A little pinch, a little pinch. NO I just. Still gonna be yummy!

    人總是那麼脆弱。捏一捏,捏一捏。NO我只是。還是會很好吃的!

  • I've got to mention bay leaves, I hate finding these in my food

    我不得不提月桂葉,我討厭在食物中發現這些東西

  • afterwards but they do give a good flavor to the stew.

    後,但它們確實給燉肉帶來了很好的味道。

  • Put one there, put one there

    放一個在那裡,放一個在那裡

  • And one there. Ohhh.

    還有一個在那裡。哦

  • Whats that? Ohh. "Calm down Simon you're gonna over herb it."

    那是什麼?哦。"冷靜下來,西蒙,你要去過香草吧。"

  • Said no one ever. Oh .

    說從來沒有人。哦...

  • Welp looks like the prince meemers is here for breakfast as well.

    Welp看起來像王子meemers也在這裡吃早餐。

  • *cheerful music*

    *歡快的音樂*

  • Ah yeah! oh look at that *bleep* food yeah!

    啊,是啊!哦,你看那*嗶嗶的食物耶。

  • Mushrooms from... Japan and maybe a bit more.

    蘑菇來自...日本,也許還有更多。

  • These little Japanese curry packs.

    這些小日本的咖喱包。

  • What I like to do with these, because these are two packages.

    我喜歡用這些,因為這些是兩個包。

  • I'm gonna cook with only one but I'm not gonna put all them in because then it would get too thick.

    我只想用一個人做飯,但我不會把所有的人都放進去,因為那樣會變得太厚。

  • So we usually when I'm about to finish off the dish is when I put this in when we're about ready to serve.

    所以我們通常當我要把菜吃完的時候,就是我們要準備上菜的時候,我就把這個放進去。

  • Open these up. And see look! Japanese curry cube. Look inside, looks like a forbidden rolo.

    打開這些。看,看!日本的咖喱塊。看裡面,像個禁忌的羅羅。

  • Dare me to eat it? I don't care because I don't get pressured into dares.

    敢讓我吃嗎?我不在乎,因為我不會被逼著去吃。

  • The instructions just say dump them in. I don't do that because it's very difficult to break down.

    說明書上只是說把它們倒進去。我不這麼做,因為它很難分解。

  • So I usually chop it up and then I put it in here.

    所以我通常會把它切碎,然後放在這裡。

  • I pour a little bit of hot water on it so that I can make sure that it evenly dissolves.

    我倒一點熱水在上面,這樣可以保證它均勻的溶解。

  • Meemers I'm gonna get your wet food in just a second homie all right?

    米默斯,我馬上就給你拿溼食,好嗎?

  • Just hold off for a bit and then you're gonna get your wet tips.

    只要忍一忍,就能得到溼潤的提示。

  • *cheerful music*

    *歡快的音樂*

  • Pour that in here. *SPLASH*

    倒在這裡。*SPLASH*

  • Make sure like me you get very nervous on camera and then spill half of it on the side right there.

    確保像我一樣,你在鏡頭前非常緊張,然後在旁邊灑上一半。

  • That makes for a very good meal(!)

    這是很好的一餐(!)

  • Just make sure you put on enough water to cover the meat. Pop that on here.

    只要確保你放上足夠的水來覆蓋肉。把它放在這裡。

  • Turn that to low and slow. In like six or eight hours you're going to have a delicious meal.

    轉到低速慢速。在像六或八小時 你會有一個美味的飯菜。

  • It's gonna make the whole house smell just so tempting, warm, and inviting throughout the entire day.

    它會讓整個房子的味道就這麼誘人、溫暖、誘人的一整天。

  • Now the dinner is prepared gotta feed the cat!

    現在晚餐已經準備好了,要去喂貓了!

  • Meemers~ c'mon boy get back up on that table.

    Meemers~來吧,孩子回到那張桌子上。

  • Oh yeah it's time for your urinary support.

    哦,對了,是時候給你的泌尿支持了。

  • Oh Meemers let's see this works oh yeah. I've trained him to stand.

    哦,Meemers,讓我們來看看這個工作哦,是的。我已經訓練他站起來了

  • There you go. Good boy, here's a good boy.

    給你。好孩子,這是一個好孩子。

  • I know some people train their cats to do other things, I just make him stand. That's like the most activity he's gonna get all day.

    我知道有些人訓練他們的貓做其他事情, 我只是讓他站著。這就像最活動 他的會得到一整天。

  • Good job, boy.

    幹得好,孩子。

  • *humming* *rice shaking*

    *飯菜在搖晃著

  • I always put on some rice in the morning.

    我總是在早上放一些米飯。

  • Just leave it on throughout the day, it's always nice to go back to whenever you want a meal.

    只要一整天都開著,想吃什麼時候回去總是好的。

  • I'm gonna have some of this with the curry later on.

    我待會要吃點這個和咖喱。

  • I'm gonna have some of this for breakfast as well.

    我也要吃點這個當早餐。

  • Meemers for some reason is so afraid of this, don't know why. I think he thinks of it as a hiss.

    Meemers不知道為什麼很怕這個,不知道為什麼。我想他是把這當成了一種嘶吼。

  • Meemers did you finish your food? *GASP* Poor guy got scared! I'm sorry Meemers!

    米瑪斯你吃完了嗎?*可憐的傢伙被嚇壞了!對不起 Meemers!

  • Meemers dont be afraid come back and eat your food. Homie I should have waited, I forgot!

    Meemers不要害怕,回來吃你的食物。兄弟,我應該等一下,我忘了!

  • Meemers! Well that just breaks my heart.

    Meemers!好吧,這只是打破了我的心臟。

  • Meemers come on! Come back, come back. Meemers, come here meemers.

    Meemers來吧!回來 回來Meemers, 過來 Meemers.

  • Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends meemers.

    別再讓我在朋友面前丟臉了

  • Get back. Oh my god, you're so heavy. Please eat your breakfast. M: okay I guess.

    退後哦,我的上帝,你是如此沉重。請吃你的早餐。M:好吧,我想。

  • Meemers voice: Okay, I guess.

    Meemers的聲音:好吧,我想。

  • So for our last breakfast video we didn't wash our rice and a lot of people scolded us for it.

    所以上次的早餐視頻我們沒有洗米,很多人是以罵我們。

  • Still don't know why I'm supposed to wash my rice but I do know that it prevents angry internet comments.

    我還是不知道為什麼要洗米,但我知道這樣可以防止憤怒的網絡評論。

  • So here I go washing my rice. I probably should have googled why.

    所以我就在這裡洗米了。我也許應該上網查查原因。

  • RICE COOKER BEEPS

    煮飯機蜜蜂

  • One of the hard set rules we have in this house. That you cannot disobey,

    我們家有一條硬性規定:你不能不遵守

  • as you hear the rice cooker music go on you have to do a little bit of a dance.

    當你聽到電鍋的音樂響起時,你要跳一段舞蹈。

  • Not a huge one! Any kind of fist pumping is okay just you got to make sure you gotta dance

    不是很大!任何形式的拳頭都可以,只是你要確保你要跳舞。

  • This was our laundry hanging outside overnight. It's really dry now in Japan.

    這是我們在外面晾了一夜的衣服。現在日本的天氣真的很乾燥。

  • So it's a good way for us to dry your clothing without wasting any electricity.

    所以,我們在不浪費電的情況下晾晒衣物是個不錯的方法。

  • I'm gonna put on another load of laundry.

    我要去把另一負荷的衣服。

  • *bouncy music*

    *蹦蹦跳跳的音樂

  • WHISPERING: I think martina's awake!

    我想瑪蒂娜醒了!我覺得Martina醒了!

  • S: What happened last night? M: What a shit sleep. S: Why?

    S:昨晚發生了什麼?M:睡得真爛。S:為什麼?

  • M: I don't know my thigh, my hips are hurting so like I couldn't get comfortable.

    男:我不知道我的大腿,我的臀部很疼,好像不能舒服。

  • M: And I dislocated my jaw now I sound all lispy like it's just not my voice.

    M:而且我的下巴脫臼了,現在聽起來都是綿綿的,好像不是我的聲音。

  • S: You don't sound stupid at all girl. M:and a certain unnamed cat.

    S:你的口氣一點也不笨,姑娘。M:還有某隻不知名的貓。

  • M:We'll call him the doctor *POP*

    M:我們叫他醫生吧

  • S/M:Dr. M no wait wait wait how about mr. meemersworth work no no that's too obvious.

    S/M:M博士不等不等,Meemersworth先生的工作怎麼樣不不,那太明顯了。

  • M: He was like meow-meow-meow meow meow meow-meow-meow

    M:他就像喵--喵--喵--喵--喵--喵--喵。

  • M:Thanks for coffee. S:No problem girl.

    M:謝謝你的咖啡。S:沒問題,姑娘。

  • S:Anything else I can get you? M: A new body, made out of mechanical parts

    S:還有什麼我可以幫你的嗎?M:一個新的身體,用機械零件做的。

  • S: I like your body just the way it is! M:I volunteered.

    S:我喜歡你的身體就是這樣!M:我是自願的。

  • Welcome to a day in the life of someone with chronic illness.

    歡迎來到慢性病患者的一天生活。

  • Our day starts very slow... those of you that might be dating,

    我們的一天開始得很慢... 你們這些可能正在約會的人,

  • or married to somebody who suffers from chronic illness,

    或與患有慢性病的人結婚。

  • you really need to accept that it takes us a very long time to get going.

    你真的需要接受我們需要很長的時間來進行。

  • S: Looks like somebody came back to bed.

    S:看來有人回來睡覺了。

  • S: Oh you're such a beautiful kitty

    S:哦,你是這樣一個美麗的貓咪

  • Meemers Voice: Thanks I'm waiting for my mom. M: He snuggled right into my arm and floppeddown into it

    Meemers語音:謝謝我在等我媽。M:他緊緊地摟著我的胳膊,趴在我的胳膊上。

  • S: oh what a cute kitty

    S:哦,好可愛的小貓咪

  • S: Oh yeah I how do you feel about that homie? What's that? *Purrr*

    S:哦,是的,我怎麼你覺得 關於homie?那是什麼?*Purrr*

  • S:You smell all that oil that I splattered on the lens

    S:你聞到我濺到鏡頭上的油味了嗎?

  • S:Now that Martina's awake I can start playing some music around the house.

    S:現在瑪蒂娜醒了,我可以開始在家裡播放一些音樂了。

  • Instead of singing a bizarre song to myself that I don't actually know where it's from.

    而不是自顧自地唱著一首其實我也不知道是哪裡來的怪歌。

  • For that I'm going to head to probably my favorite youtube channel ever.

    為此,我要去可能是我最喜歡的YouTube頻道。

  • 24/7 no.5 hiphop radio smooth beats to sleep and study to.

    24/7 no.5 hiphop電臺平穩的節奏,睡覺和學習。

  • Play that shit.

    彈奏那狗屎。

  • It's copy written so I can't play the whole song but,

    這是抄寫的,所以我不能播放整首歌,但是。

  • maybe I could play something different that you might like.

    也許我可以玩一些不同的東西,你可能會喜歡。

  • *Martina's Shakira Cover Blasts*

    *Martina的夏奇拉封面爆炸*

  • No, not that anything but that.

    不,不是說什麼,而是說。

  • So what I'm making here isn't gonna be the most appetizing thing.

    所以我在這裡做的東西不會是最有食慾的東西。

  • This is my tuna and egg salad. It's two cans of tuna, two almost hard-boiled eggs.

    這是我的金槍魚和雞蛋沙拉。這是兩個金槍魚罐頭, 兩個幾乎煮熟的雞蛋。

  • I want the inside yolks to be pretty goopy.

    我想讓裡面的蛋黃很粘稠。

  • What I usually do is I put them in water and as soon as they start boiling

    我通常做的是把它們放在水裡,一旦它們開始沸騰了

  • I kill the heat and I let them sit there for six and a half minutes.

    我把火關掉,讓他們在那裡坐6分半鐘。

  • And then they're still cooked, all the whites are cooked

    然後他們還是熟的,所有的蛋白都是熟的。

  • but the yellows are still kind of really rich and runny.

    但是黃色的東西還是很濃郁的,流質的。

  • Then I'm gonna have this with rice and it's not a fun meal.

    那我就吃這個配飯,這頓飯就不好玩了。

  • This isn't something that I'm trying to eat because whoo~ I'm just so into tuna(!)

    這不是我想吃的東西,因為喔~我實在是太喜歡金槍魚了(!)

  • This is something I'm trying to eat for protein and get the rice for all the carbs I need for today's workout,

    這是我想吃的東西,既能補充蛋白質,又能讓米飯補充今天鍛鍊所需的所有碳水化合物。

  • because today is squat day and I SUCK at squats.

    因為今天是下蹲日,而我很不擅長下蹲。

  • So I need all the help that I can get.

    所以我需要所有的幫助,我可以得到。

  • We don't eat tremendous meals every single day.

    我們不是每天都吃巨大的飯菜。

  • Some of it is sad tuna and egg salad.

    有些是傷心的金槍魚和雞蛋沙拉。

  • *sad music and HGTV NOISE*

    *悲傷的音樂和HGTV噪音*

  • Commenting on tv :Oh it's not the dining room it's the breakfast room.

    評論電視:哦,不是餐廳是早餐室。

  • While I eat breakfast I like to look at videos of houses thatI'll never be able to afford.

    當我吃早餐的時候,我喜歡看那些我永遠買不起的房子的視頻。

  • Let's just be honest who could afford a house now anyways. Nobody.

    說實話,現在誰能買得起房子呢?誰也買不起。

  • My ducky's finally downstairs! Hi ducky!

    我的鴨子終於下樓了!嗨,小鴨子!

  • Very important morning routine you cannot skip out on is a morning hug.

    非常重要的晨練你不能不做,就是晨抱。

  • Always have to have a morning hug.

    總是要有一個早晨的擁抱。

  • S:Come on Ducky! M: I'm not ready.

    S:來吧Ducky!M:我還沒準備好。

  • S: I'm gonna have like this no one can see your swinging breasts.

    S:我會有這樣的沒有人可以看到你的擺動的乳房。

  • M: Oh see that's what I was worried about(!) S: I"m blocked out see? Don't worry.

    M:哦,明白了,這正是我所擔心的(!) S:我 "被屏蔽了,看到了嗎?別擔心。

  • M:Nooo S: See it's on my back M:No

    M:Nooo S:看到了吧,在我的背上 M:沒有啊

  • S: Okay Martina's gonna put on a bra and then we're gonna have a morning hug.

    S:好吧,瑪蒂娜的要去穿胸罩 然後我們要去有一個早晨的擁抱。

  • S:DUCKY! M:What?S: Put on a bra and let's hug M: No I hate hugging with bras on! S: okay I'm gonna go hug you in the

    S:DUCKY!M:什麼?S。穿上胸罩,我們擁抱吧 M:不行,我最討厭穿胸罩擁抱了!S:好吧,我去抱你在

  • S: other place so no one can see M:Yes S: hide behind the wall. Morning Hug! Come on.

    S:其他地方,這樣就不會有人看到了M:是S:躲在牆後。早晨的擁抱!來吧,來吧

  • S:I got a squat down because she's so small M:okay S: oh my girl...hey ducky

    S:因為她太小了,所以我就蹲下來了 M:好吧 S:哦,我的姑娘......嘿,小鴨子。

  • *Squeaky toy noise*

    *玩具的吱吱聲*

  • S: I want snuggles oh backwards oh yeah got to keep the morning hug going. M: Okay, come on.

    S:我要抱抱哦,倒過來哦,對了得讓早上的擁抱繼續下去。M:好的,來吧。

  • S:What! No not upstairs! Back to the bathroom we go get our day started.

    S:什麼!不,不是上樓。回到衛生間,我們去開始我們的一天。

  • S:Ducky no thank you let's go back nanana oh yeah

    S:鴨子不,謝謝你,我們回去吧,娜娜哦,是的。

  • S: Come on sweet girl. M: Smells like a kitty. S: I'm eating tuna M: I knew it!

    S:來吧,親愛的女孩。M:聞起來像一隻小貓咪。S:我在吃金槍魚 M:我就知道!

  • S:This is why brushing your teeth is so important.

    S:這就是為什麼刷牙如此重要的原因。

  • The first thing I always do every morning.

    我每天早上做的第一件事就是。

  • Before I even started this video was brush floss and mouthwash. Yes you floss every single day.

    在我開始這個視頻之前就是刷牙線和漱口水。是的,你每天都要用牙線。

  • You must floss every single day, brush your teeth, and after eating tuna I gotta brush my teeth again.

    每天都要用牙線,刷牙,吃完金槍魚我又要刷牙。

  • Martina Singing: Waiting to put on my mic

    瑪蒂娜在唱歌Waiting to put on my mic

  • and that's okay for us to leave this in cuz it's a day in our lives

    而這沒關係,我們離開這個在 因為它是我們生活中的一天。

  • the day in our life means we gotta put up microphones~

    在我們的生活中的一天意味著我們必須把麥克風~

  • M: Like normal people living in a normal home, we mic each other up.

    男:就像生活在普通家庭的人一樣,我們互相之間的話筒。

  • M:We have very weird lives Ducky. S: We do have very bizarre lives.

    M:我們的生活非常怪異,Ducky。S:我們確實有非常怪異的生活。

  • M: Youtubers, very strange. This is out lives guys.

    男:優步們,很奇怪。這是出生活的傢伙。

  • S: Here you go. Why don't you to tell everyone about this terrible shirt. M: *GASP*

    S:給你。你為什麼不告訴大家這件可怕的襯衫。M: *GASP*

  • M: You have insulted me thus. My taste in music? S: HAHAHA

    男:你這樣侮辱了我。我對音樂的品味?S:哈哈哈

  • M: My Daddy Yankee?

    男:我的爸爸美國佬?

  • and now you insult my shirt thusly.

    現在你這樣侮辱我的襯衫。

  • Although we're gonna be honest here something has gone terribly wrong with my hairstyle today.

    雖然我們要在這裡說實話... ...今天我的髮型出了很大的問題。

  • Up top I look like a princess. I'm like I'm gonna go on to the prom like look at me.

    在上面我看起來像一個公主。我就像我要去參加舞會一樣,看看我。

  • And then I scan down this strange outfit.

    然後我掃視了下這身奇怪的衣服。

  • Which is like made kind of tomboyish and then I have this hair it doesn't work at all, does it?

    這就像做了一種男孩子,然後我有這個頭髮,它不工作在所有,不是嗎?

  • S: No and it's a good thing we're not going out today.

    S:不,這是一件好事,我們今天不出去。

  • M: You have insulted me thricely! AH, my Daddy Yankee, my Justin Bieber!

    M:你已經侮辱了我三次!啊,我的Yankee爸爸,我的Justin Bieber!