Good morning everybody,

大家早上好

Today, we are gonna show you a day in our lives, here in Japan

今天，我們將向你展示我們生活中的一天，在日本。

*calm music*

*平靜的音樂*

So usually, every morning...

所以平時，每天早上...

I start by myself.

我自己開始。

Martina usually sleeps an hour or two more than I do.

瑪蒂娜通常比我多睡一兩個小時。

And this is a chance for me to get a lot of the stuff done around the house

這是一個機會，讓我把家裡的很多事情都做完了

that needs to be done before we get our day started.

在我們開始一天的工作之前，需要做的事情。

I'm not sure...

我不確定...

How Martina's gonna be today 'cause she had a really..

瑪蒂娜今天會怎麼樣，因為她有一個非常... ...

really bad sleep last night.

昨晚睡得真不好

So... ;-;

所以...;-;

Good luck to you girl

祝福你的女孩

You're gonna be probably editing this afterwards.

你可能會在事後編輯這個。

Sorry you had such a rough sleep... ;3;

對不起，你有這樣一個粗糙的睡眠...;3。

Time to make some coffee!

煮咖啡的時間到了！

*upbeat music*

*歡快的音樂

COFFEE GRINDING

咖啡研磨

This is such a strange sensation for me because I don't usually do any talking,

這對我來說是一種很奇怪的感覺，因為我平時不怎麼說話。

at this time of day.

在這個時候。

It's usually just me doing stuff automatically.

一般都是我自動做的事情。

And just thinking things in my head.

而只是在腦子裡想事情。

*pensive music*

*沉思的音樂*

This is my coffee mug owo

這是我的咖啡杯喔

We have six coffee mugs (t/n boi)

我們有六個咖啡杯（T/N Boi）。

You might've seen a bunch of them.

你可能已經看到了一堆人。

This is the one that I always use in the morning.

這個是我早上經常用的。

This is what I got from the Ghibli Museum.

這是我從吉卜力博物館得到的。

*whispers with owo* It's my favorite mug ever >w

*這是我最喜歡的杯子了

And Martina today will get...

而瑪蒂娜今天會得到...

Hello Kitty \(^ owo^)/

Hello Kitty （owo^） / 。

Martina usually likes milk in her coffee in the morning.

瑪蒂娜通常喜歡在早上的咖啡中加入牛奶。

I don't, I'll take mine BLACK (as my soul)

我不知道，我要我的BLACK（作為我的靈魂）。

Today's a workout day though...

今天是個鍛鍊的日子... ...

*GAAASSSPP*

*GAAASSSPP*

Gotta put on some rice!!

要放點米飯!

Now, I don't know when Martina is gonna drink that coffee,

現在，我不知道瑪蒂娜什麼時候會喝咖啡。

I don't know how long she's gonna sleep for...

我不知道她會睡多久... ...

But! I do know when she wakes up, she likes the smell of coffee.

但是！我知道當她醒來的時候，她喜歡咖啡的味道。

So, we have it there, right by her bed so when she wakes up, she could get the day started off right.

所以，我們把它放在那裡，就在她的床邊，這樣當她醒來時，她就可以開始一天的工作了。

For me though...

但對我來說...

When I drink my coffee in the morning...

當我早上喝咖啡的時候... ...

I usually need one or two sips until I have to start the morning *bleep*

我通常需要一兩口，直到我不得不開始早上的*bleep*。

Yea, I'm gonna turn off my mic and I'll be back in like fifteen minutes.

是啊，我要去關閉我的麥克風，我會回來的 像15分鐘。

That wasn't fifteen minutes, that was just two.

那不是十五分鐘，那只是兩分鐘。

I'm a very fast pooper, okay(?)

我拉屎很快，好嗎（？

Thanks mom and dad, you raised me well.

謝謝爸爸媽媽，你們把我養得很好。

OOo the coffee started to work! Started to feel ready with the coffee!

OOO咖啡開始工作了!開始感覺準備好了咖啡!

Next on the list I'm gonna start

下一個名單我將開始

preparing our dinner for the day, because we got a slow cooker.

準備我們一天的晚餐， 因為我們得到了一個慢燉鍋。

Slow cookers make easy delicious food. I don't know why everybody doesn't have a slow cooker.

慢燉鍋可以做出簡單美味的食物。我不知道為什麼大家都沒有慢燉鍋。

Consider this your cheap version of Simon's midnight munchies these are...um..

就當這是你的廉價版Simon的午夜零食吧 這些都是... 嗯...

Simon's... I need more coffee before I could think of a weird acronym

西蒙的...我需要更多的咖啡，才會想到一個奇怪的縮寫。

You just watch me make some food.

你就看著我做一些食物。

So here are all the ingredients for my stew. I'm using some discount Aussie beef because we always buy discount food..

所以這裡是我燉肉的所有材料。我用了一些打折的澳洲牛肉，因為我們總是買打折的食物。

What you think we like live rich and glamorous youtuber lives? no.

你以為我們喜歡過著富貴榮華的生活嗎，不。

This is discount beef but it's still pretty expensive.

這雖然是打折牛肉，但還是挺貴的。

We got one carrot, we got two potatoes,

我們有一個胡蘿蔔，我們有兩個洋芋。

we've got a bunch of mushrooms, we got some onion there, we got the Japanese

我們已經得到了一堆蘑菇，我們得到了一些洋蔥在那裡，我們得到了日本。

Curry. Zeppin? I always thought it was Zeppelin, well learn something new every day.

庫裡。齊柏林？我一直以為是齊柏林，每天都能學到新東西。

We got some rosemary, we got some Vegeta, we got some of this Italian spice thing that we had for a while.

我們有一些迷迭香，有一些貝吉塔，還有一些意大利香料的東西，我們有一段時間了。

Now let's make it.

現在我們來做吧。

Wait! I should be doing this like a Martina's midnight munchies. First thing you do is you

等等，我應該像瑪蒂娜的午夜大餐一樣做這個。你要做的第一件事就是你

unceremoniously peel a carrot, then you unceremoniously peel two potatoes.

毫不客氣地剝開一根胡蘿蔔，然後你毫不客氣地剝開兩個洋芋。

Take all the peelings and unceremoniously dumped them into the garbage

把所有的皮都拿出來，毫不客氣地扔進垃圾桶裡

POLISH ACCENT: Everything chop up very nice put unceremoniously into slow cooker.

拋光的重點。毫不客氣地把所有的東西都剁碎了 放進慢燉鍋裡

See cooking isn't very difficult. Chop up some *bleep*, season it, put in a slow cooker and

你看烹飪並不難。剁碎一些**，調味，放進慢燉鍋裡然後

you're gonna make an impressive meal. You don't got to be Gordon Ramsay to be able

你會做一頓令人印象深刻的飯菜。你不一定要成為戈登-拉姆斯才行。

to impress the love of your life with some high quality cooking.

用一些高質量的烹飪來打動你的夫妻。

What's next? I forgot. Beef!

下一個是什麼？我忘了牛肉！

There are ways to ceremoniously dump things in and

有辦法儀式性地把東西倒進和。

unceremoniously dumped things in but, this has a lot of hot oil so...

毫不客氣地把東西倒進去 但是，這裡面有很多熱油，所以... ...

I want a little bit of ceremony so I don't unceremoniously burn myself with the oil.

我想有一點儀式感，這樣我就不會毫不客氣地用油燒自己。

I'm not looking to fully cook this either I'm just looking to get a sear on

我也不想完全煮熟，我只是想把它燒熟。

all the sides and then I'm gonna dump them in the slow cooker.

所有的邊，然後我要去傾倒他們 在慢燉鍋。

The fatty cuts are really good for slow cookers. They really dissolve and give a nice creamy

肥肉切塊真的很適合慢燉。他們真的溶解，並給出了一個漂亮的奶油

juiciness to the stew.

燉肉的多汁性。

*bleep* Aw *BLEEP*

*嗷嗷嗷

Stop burning my hands

不要再燒我的手了

*Dramatic Dance Music*

*戲劇性的舞蹈音樂

I need gloves!

我需要手套！

MEAT SIZZLING

肉的大小

Looks like we got a big bowl of meat.

看來我們得到了一大碗肉。

Take some rosemary and just jam those in there. This is some Italian seasoning.

拿一些迷迭香，然後把這些塞進去。這是一些意大利調味料。

You know what I find that you can't really ever like over herb a food.

你知道嗎，我發現，你真的不能永遠喜歡過藥草的食物。

People are always so delicate. A little pinch, a little pinch. NO I just. Still gonna be yummy!

人總是那麼脆弱。捏一捏，捏一捏。NO我只是。還是會很好吃的!

I've got to mention bay leaves, I hate finding these in my food

我不得不提月桂葉，我討厭在食物中發現這些東西

afterwards but they do give a good flavor to the stew.

後，但它們確實給燉肉帶來了很好的味道。

Put one there, put one there

放一個在那裡，放一個在那裡

And one there. Ohhh.

還有一個在那裡。哦

Whats that? Ohh. "Calm down Simon you're gonna over herb it."

那是什麼？哦。"冷靜下來，西蒙，你要去過香草吧。"

Said no one ever. Oh .

說從來沒有人。哦...

Welp looks like the prince meemers is here for breakfast as well.

Welp看起來像王子meemers也在這裡吃早餐。

*cheerful music*

*歡快的音樂*

Ah yeah! oh look at that *bleep* food yeah!

啊，是啊！哦，你看那*嗶嗶的食物耶。

Mushrooms from... Japan and maybe a bit more.

蘑菇來自...日本，也許還有更多。

These little Japanese curry packs.

這些小日本的咖喱包。

What I like to do with these, because these are two packages.

我喜歡用這些，因為這些是兩個包。

I'm gonna cook with only one but I'm not gonna put all them in because then it would get too thick.

我只想用一個人做飯，但我不會把所有的人都放進去，因為那樣會變得太厚。

So we usually when I'm about to finish off the dish is when I put this in when we're about ready to serve.

所以我們通常當我要把菜吃完的時候，就是我們要準備上菜的時候，我就把這個放進去。

Open these up. And see look! Japanese curry cube. Look inside, looks like a forbidden rolo.

打開這些。看，看！日本的咖喱塊。看裡面，像個禁忌的羅羅。

Dare me to eat it? I don't care because I don't get pressured into dares.

敢讓我吃嗎？我不在乎，因為我不會被逼著去吃。

The instructions just say dump them in. I don't do that because it's very difficult to break down.

說明書上只是說把它們倒進去。我不這麼做，因為它很難分解。

So I usually chop it up and then I put it in here.

所以我通常會把它切碎，然後放在這裡。

I pour a little bit of hot water on it so that I can make sure that it evenly dissolves.

我倒一點熱水在上面，這樣可以保證它均勻的溶解。

Meemers I'm gonna get your wet food in just a second homie all right?

米默斯，我馬上就給你拿溼食，好嗎？

Just hold off for a bit and then you're gonna get your wet tips.

只要忍一忍，就能得到溼潤的提示。

*cheerful music*

*歡快的音樂*

Pour that in here. *SPLASH*

倒在這裡。*SPLASH*

Make sure like me you get very nervous on camera and then spill half of it on the side right there.

確保像我一樣，你在鏡頭前非常緊張，然後在旁邊灑上一半。

That makes for a very good meal(!)

這是很好的一餐(!)

Just make sure you put on enough water to cover the meat. Pop that on here.

只要確保你放上足夠的水來覆蓋肉。把它放在這裡。

Turn that to low and slow. In like six or eight hours you're going to have a delicious meal.

轉到低速慢速。在像六或八小時 你會有一個美味的飯菜。

It's gonna make the whole house smell just so tempting, warm, and inviting throughout the entire day.

它會讓整個房子的味道就這麼誘人、溫暖、誘人的一整天。

Now the dinner is prepared gotta feed the cat!

現在晚餐已經準備好了，要去喂貓了!

Meemers~ c'mon boy get back up on that table.

Meemers~來吧，孩子回到那張桌子上。

Oh yeah it's time for your urinary support.

哦，對了，是時候給你的泌尿支持了。

Oh Meemers let's see this works oh yeah. I've trained him to stand.

哦，Meemers，讓我們來看看這個工作哦，是的。我已經訓練他站起來了

There you go. Good boy, here's a good boy.

給你。好孩子，這是一個好孩子。

I know some people train their cats to do other things, I just make him stand. That's like the most activity he's gonna get all day.

我知道有些人訓練他們的貓做其他事情， 我只是讓他站著。這就像最活動 他的會得到一整天。

Good job, boy.

幹得好，孩子。

*humming* *rice shaking*

*飯菜在搖晃著

I always put on some rice in the morning.

我總是在早上放一些米飯。

Just leave it on throughout the day, it's always nice to go back to whenever you want a meal.

只要一整天都開著，想吃什麼時候回去總是好的。

I'm gonna have some of this with the curry later on.

我待會要吃點這個和咖喱。

I'm gonna have some of this for breakfast as well.

我也要吃點這個當早餐。

Meemers for some reason is so afraid of this, don't know why. I think he thinks of it as a hiss.

Meemers不知道為什麼很怕這個，不知道為什麼。我想他是把這當成了一種嘶吼。

Meemers did you finish your food? *GASP* Poor guy got scared! I'm sorry Meemers!

米瑪斯你吃完了嗎？*可憐的傢伙被嚇壞了！對不起 Meemers!

Meemers dont be afraid come back and eat your food. Homie I should have waited, I forgot!

Meemers不要害怕，回來吃你的食物。兄弟，我應該等一下，我忘了！

Meemers! Well that just breaks my heart.

Meemers!好吧，這只是打破了我的心臟。

Meemers come on! Come back, come back. Meemers, come here meemers.

Meemers來吧！回來 回來Meemers, 過來 Meemers.

Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends meemers.

別再讓我在朋友面前丟臉了

Get back. Oh my god, you're so heavy. Please eat your breakfast. M: okay I guess.

退後哦，我的上帝，你是如此沉重。請吃你的早餐。M：好吧，我想。

Meemers voice: Okay, I guess.

Meemers的聲音：好吧，我想。

So for our last breakfast video we didn't wash our rice and a lot of people scolded us for it.

所以上次的早餐視頻我們沒有洗米，很多人是以罵我們。

Still don't know why I'm supposed to wash my rice but I do know that it prevents angry internet comments.

我還是不知道為什麼要洗米，但我知道這樣可以防止憤怒的網絡評論。

So here I go washing my rice. I probably should have googled why.

所以我就在這裡洗米了。我也許應該上網查查原因。

RICE COOKER BEEPS

煮飯機蜜蜂

One of the hard set rules we have in this house. That you cannot disobey,

我們家有一條硬性規定：你不能不遵守

as you hear the rice cooker music go on you have to do a little bit of a dance.

當你聽到電鍋的音樂響起時，你要跳一段舞蹈。

Not a huge one! Any kind of fist pumping is okay just you got to make sure you gotta dance

不是很大！任何形式的拳頭都可以，只是你要確保你要跳舞。

This was our laundry hanging outside overnight. It's really dry now in Japan.

這是我們在外面晾了一夜的衣服。現在日本的天氣真的很乾燥。

So it's a good way for us to dry your clothing without wasting any electricity.

所以，我們在不浪費電的情況下晾晒衣物是個不錯的方法。

I'm gonna put on another load of laundry.

我要去把另一負荷的衣服。

*bouncy music*

*蹦蹦跳跳的音樂

WHISPERING: I think martina's awake!

我想瑪蒂娜醒了！我覺得Martina醒了！

S: What happened last night? M: What a shit sleep. S: Why?

S:昨晚發生了什麼？M：睡得真爛。S：為什麼？

M: I don't know my thigh, my hips are hurting so like I couldn't get comfortable.

男：我不知道我的大腿，我的臀部很疼，好像不能舒服。

M: And I dislocated my jaw now I sound all lispy like it's just not my voice.

M：而且我的下巴脫臼了，現在聽起來都是綿綿的，好像不是我的聲音。

S: You don't sound stupid at all girl. M:and a certain unnamed cat.

S:你的口氣一點也不笨，姑娘。M:還有某隻不知名的貓。

M:We'll call him the doctor *POP*

M:我們叫他醫生吧

S/M:Dr. M no wait wait wait how about mr. meemersworth work no no that's too obvious.

S/M:M博士不等不等，Meemersworth先生的工作怎麼樣不不，那太明顯了。

M: He was like meow-meow-meow meow meow meow-meow-meow

M：他就像喵--喵--喵--喵--喵--喵--喵。

M:Thanks for coffee. S:No problem girl.

M:謝謝你的咖啡。S:沒問題，姑娘。

S:Anything else I can get you? M: A new body, made out of mechanical parts

S:還有什麼我可以幫你的嗎？M:一個新的身體，用機械零件做的。

S: I like your body just the way it is! M:I volunteered.

S:我喜歡你的身體就是這樣!M:我是自願的。

Welcome to a day in the life of someone with chronic illness.

歡迎來到慢性病患者的一天生活。

Our day starts very slow... those of you that might be dating,

我們的一天開始得很慢... 你們這些可能正在約會的人，

or married to somebody who suffers from chronic illness,

或與患有慢性病的人結婚。

you really need to accept that it takes us a very long time to get going.

你真的需要接受我們需要很長的時間來進行。

S: Looks like somebody came back to bed.

S:看來有人回來睡覺了。

S: Oh you're such a beautiful kitty

S:哦，你是這樣一個美麗的貓咪

Meemers Voice: Thanks I'm waiting for my mom. M: He snuggled right into my arm and floppeddown into it

Meemers語音：謝謝我在等我媽。M：他緊緊地摟著我的胳膊，趴在我的胳膊上。

S: oh what a cute kitty

S：哦，好可愛的小貓咪

S: Oh yeah I how do you feel about that homie? What's that? *Purrr*

S:哦，是的，我怎麼你覺得 關於homie？那是什麼？*Purrr*

S:You smell all that oil that I splattered on the lens

S:你聞到我濺到鏡頭上的油味了嗎？

S:Now that Martina's awake I can start playing some music around the house.

S:現在瑪蒂娜醒了，我可以開始在家裡播放一些音樂了。

Instead of singing a bizarre song to myself that I don't actually know where it's from.

而不是自顧自地唱著一首其實我也不知道是哪裡來的怪歌。

For that I'm going to head to probably my favorite youtube channel ever.

為此，我要去可能是我最喜歡的YouTube頻道。

24/7 no.5 hiphop radio smooth beats to sleep and study to.

24/7 no.5 hiphop電臺平穩的節奏，睡覺和學習。

Play that shit.

彈奏那狗屎。

It's copy written so I can't play the whole song but,

這是抄寫的，所以我不能播放整首歌，但是。

maybe I could play something different that you might like.

也許我可以玩一些不同的東西，你可能會喜歡。

*Martina's Shakira Cover Blasts*

*Martina的夏奇拉封面爆炸*

No, not that anything but that.

不，不是說什麼，而是說。

So what I'm making here isn't gonna be the most appetizing thing.

所以我在這裡做的東西不會是最有食慾的東西。

This is my tuna and egg salad. It's two cans of tuna, two almost hard-boiled eggs.

這是我的金槍魚和雞蛋沙拉。這是兩個金槍魚罐頭， 兩個幾乎煮熟的雞蛋。

I want the inside yolks to be pretty goopy.

我想讓裡面的蛋黃很粘稠。

What I usually do is I put them in water and as soon as they start boiling

我通常做的是把它們放在水裡，一旦它們開始沸騰了

I kill the heat and I let them sit there for six and a half minutes.

我把火關掉，讓他們在那裡坐6分半鐘。

And then they're still cooked, all the whites are cooked

然後他們還是熟的，所有的蛋白都是熟的。

but the yellows are still kind of really rich and runny.

但是黃色的東西還是很濃郁的，流質的。

Then I'm gonna have this with rice and it's not a fun meal.

那我就吃這個配飯，這頓飯就不好玩了。

This isn't something that I'm trying to eat because whoo~ I'm just so into tuna(!)

這不是我想吃的東西，因為喔~我實在是太喜歡金槍魚了(!)

This is something I'm trying to eat for protein and get the rice for all the carbs I need for today's workout,

這是我想吃的東西，既能補充蛋白質，又能讓米飯補充今天鍛鍊所需的所有碳水化合物。

because today is squat day and I SUCK at squats.

因為今天是下蹲日，而我很不擅長下蹲。

So I need all the help that I can get.

所以我需要所有的幫助，我可以得到。

We don't eat tremendous meals every single day.

我們不是每天都吃巨大的飯菜。

Some of it is sad tuna and egg salad.

有些是傷心的金槍魚和雞蛋沙拉。

*sad music and HGTV NOISE*

*悲傷的音樂和HGTV噪音*

Commenting on tv :Oh it's not the dining room it's the breakfast room.

評論電視:哦，不是餐廳是早餐室。

While I eat breakfast I like to look at videos of houses thatI'll never be able to afford.

當我吃早餐的時候，我喜歡看那些我永遠買不起的房子的視頻。

Let's just be honest who could afford a house now anyways. Nobody.

說實話，現在誰能買得起房子呢？誰也買不起。

My ducky's finally downstairs! Hi ducky!

我的鴨子終於下樓了！嗨，小鴨子！

Very important morning routine you cannot skip out on is a morning hug.

非常重要的晨練你不能不做，就是晨抱。

Always have to have a morning hug.

總是要有一個早晨的擁抱。

S:Come on Ducky! M: I'm not ready.

S:來吧Ducky!M:我還沒準備好。

S: I'm gonna have like this no one can see your swinging breasts.

S：我會有這樣的沒有人可以看到你的擺動的乳房。

M: Oh see that's what I was worried about(!) S: I"m blocked out see? Don't worry.

M：哦，明白了，這正是我所擔心的(!) S：我 "被屏蔽了，看到了嗎?別擔心。

M:Nooo S: See it's on my back M:No

M:Nooo S:看到了吧，在我的背上 M:沒有啊

S: Okay Martina's gonna put on a bra and then we're gonna have a morning hug.

S:好吧，瑪蒂娜的要去穿胸罩 然後我們要去有一個早晨的擁抱。

S:DUCKY! M:What?S: Put on a bra and let's hug M: No I hate hugging with bras on! S: okay I'm gonna go hug you in the

S:DUCKY!M:什麼?S。穿上胸罩，我們擁抱吧 M:不行，我最討厭穿胸罩擁抱了!S:好吧，我去抱你在

S: other place so no one can see M:Yes S: hide behind the wall. Morning Hug! Come on.