Traveling A LOT and with that we've done some mistakes with what we've been packing

旅行的次數很多，隨之而來的是我們所做的一些錯誤，我們一直在收拾的東西

and we've learned many new things but over these past few months

我們學到了很多新的東西，但是在過去的幾個月裡

Martina and I have spent a lot of time trying to perfect our travel kit

瑪蒂娜和我花了很多時間來完善我們的旅行裝備。

and today we are going to tell you the BEST WAY that you could pack your luggage

今天我們要告訴你最好的方法，你可以收拾你的行李。

For a trip. You could use some of this you could use all of this

為了旅行。你可以用其中的一些 你可以用所有的這些

Hopefully you won't use none of this, but this is gonna be very useful

希望你不會用到這些，但這將是非常有用的。

Martina take it away.

瑪蒂娜把它拿走。

[M]Tag me in!

給我打個電話！

*slap*

*拍打*

ow!

嗷

[S] God! did that hurt you, too?!

[S]天啊！你也受傷了嗎？

[M] You clapped a bone joint on that one!

[M]你把骨節拍在了那個上面!

We're gonna start with what we call our Airbnb and cheap hotel kit if you can afford to stay at a five-star hotel every time

如果你每次都能住得起五星級酒店的話，我們就從我們所謂的Airbnb和廉價酒店套裝開始吧

You travel, you don't have to worry about this stuff

你去旅行，就不用擔心這些事情了。

You can be like Hotel *clap, clap* Get me things I need but if you're traveling and staying in Airbnb

你可以像酒店一樣給我拿我需要的東西，但如果你要旅行，住在Airbnb裡

It's like we are or if you're staying a business hotels that just have like the basics

這就像我們，或者如果你住在商務酒店 只是有像基本的

This kit's gonna save ya, you call that a knife . This is a knife actually. It's not a knife. It's a knife sharpener

這套裝備會救你，你把它叫做刀。這實際上是一把刀。這不是一把刀。這是一個磨刀機

It's really nifty super teeny tiny and small

真的很可愛，超小超小的，很小的

*sword unsheathing*

*劍出鞘*

It's basically just like a granite file and on the other side

基本上就像花崗岩的銼刀，而在另一邊

*sword unsheathing*

*劍出鞘*

There a little tiny baby one

有一個小小的嬰兒

For sharpening other knives through it

用它來磨製其他刀具

We have been to enough Airbnb s where the knives were like cutting Tomatoes with your elbows

我們去過足夠多的Airbnb s那裡的刀子就像切番茄與你的肘部。

It was like taking a spoon and jamming it all over yourself

就像拿著勺子在自己身上亂塞一樣

It is so frustrating that people don't have sharp knives, which is why we travel with a knife sharpener

人們沒有鋒利的刀具是很令人沮喪的，這就是為什麼我們旅行時要帶著磨刀器的原因。

and of course

當然

Leave them a little note to let them know you've sharpened their knives just in case they expect it to be dull.

給他們留個小紙條，讓他們知道你已經把刀磨好了，以防他們以為是鈍的。

I like coffee. I NEED coffee.

我喜歡咖啡我需要咖啡。

I CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT MY COFFEE

我不能沒有我的咖啡生存

so these any weenie coffee filters can fit inside your

是以，這些任何weenie咖啡過濾器可以適合你的內

Purse and basically they go on top of a cup you fold them under and they puff down to form a little tiny paper filter

錢包，基本上他們去一個杯子的頂部，你把他們下摺疊，他們撲下來，形成一個小的微小的紙過濾器。

And I'll usually bring pre-ground coffee with me now

而且我現在一般都會帶著預磨的咖啡

This is an arrow press or as we call the Swedish penis

這是一個箭頭按壓，或者我們稱之為瑞典陰莖。

Enlargement pump and if you don't get that you need to go watch Austin Powers again...

擴容泵，如果你不明白這一點， 你需要去看奧斯汀鮑爾斯再次... ...

**Austin Powers impression** That's not mine, baby

**那不是我的，寶貝兒！

I've never seen that before in my life, baby.**

我這輩子都沒見過，寶貝兒

**Back to normal voice**All British people around the world are cringing *Laughing*

**世界各地的英國人都在瑟瑟發抖

At my British accent. This weird contraption can make up to four shots of espresso

在我的英國口音。這個奇怪的裝置可以製作四杯濃縮咖啡

I can explain how this works if you're interested later on

如果你以後有興趣的話，我可以給你解釋一下如何操作。

but for now...

但現在

Look at this interesting thing. You're intrigued aren't you?

看看這個有趣的東西。你很感興趣吧？

A Teenie weanie sewing kit with tiny fold up scissors!

一套Teenie weanie縫紉包，裡面有小小的摺疊剪刀!

There have been a lot of times where you least expect it when a a button bust off something and you have no way to actually fix it

有很多時候，你最不希望的是，當一個按鈕破滅的東西，你沒有辦法實際修復它。

Doesn't that happen to everyone?

這種情況不是每個人都有嗎？

you're putting on your shirt and you're like

你把在你的襯衫，你就像

Ahhh!

啊！

the button goes *button hits floor*

按鍵撞到地板

No?

沒有嗎？

[S] Everyone... [M] everyone, right?

[S]每個人...[M]每個人，對不對？

It happens to me like four times. Oh my god....

它發生在我身上像四次。哦，我的上帝... ...

you need sewing kits in your life.

你的生活中需要縫紉工具。

How can I help you Tiny boy,?

有什麼可以幫你的嗎，小男孩？

S as Spudgy: I want more water.

S作為胖子：我想多喝水。

I just filled it for you like 10 seconds ago

我10秒鐘前才幫你填好的。

Airbnb s often don't have wine openers and

Airbnb's往往沒有開酒器和。

We have resorted to things... to try to open up our bottles of wine including Googling how to open wine

我們用了很多方法... 來打開我們的酒瓶，包括在網上搜索如何打開葡萄酒

*Typing sound effect*

*打字聲音效果*

It didn't go well

進展不順利

Oooo Ahhh

Oooo Ahhh

It's my miniature bar!

這是我的迷你酒吧！

Alright packed in here, I have a tiny bottle of bitters.

好吧，在這裡包裝，我有一個小瓶子的苦味劑。

I have a tiny bottle of tonic syrup

我有一瓶小瓶的補藥糖漿。

I've got a

我有一個

Miniature shot glass and I've got a spoon that has both a muddler

微型玻璃杯和我的勺子都有一個糊塗蟲。

and a stir stick along with a pack of brown sugar

和一根攪拌棒以及一包紅糖。

And the only other interesting thing I have here is this which is my homemade chai syrup. What's that?

而我這裡唯一有趣的東西就是這個... ...這是我自制的茶糖漿。那是什麼？

I'm glad you asked...

我很高興你問...

This is one of those perfume filler cases that have a very distinct word that I can't remember anymore

這是那些香水填充箱之一，有一個非常獨特的詞，我不能記住了。

Diffusers or...

擴散器或...

[S] Spritzer?

[S]飛濺？

[M] Spritzer? No, there's a name for the ones that you can buy to like refill your perfume

[M] Spritzer？不，有一個名字的那些 你可以買到像補充你的香水。

[S] Uh, vibrator

[S]呃，振動器

[M] Uh, yes, that's it

[M]嗯，是的，就是這樣。

Make a chai tea syrup on the stovetop using equal parts sugar and water to make a simple syrup

用等量的糖和水在灶臺上製作茶葉糖漿，製成簡單的糖漿。

and then I soaked Chai tea bags in them for many many hours

然後我就把柴茶包泡在裡面，泡了很多很多個小時。

and then I drain them and I use it for cocktails

然後我把它們瀝乾，我用它來做雞尾酒。

REALLY nice with an old fashioned you can also use this for your tea and coffee because there's no alcohol in this

搭配老式咖啡真的很不錯，你也可以用它來泡茶和咖啡，因為這裡面沒有酒精。

it's just Chai tea syrup, and it's delicious

柴米油鹽醬醋茶，好吃極了

That is AMAZING and I can't believe I've never tried that before and

這是驚人的，我不能相信我從來沒有嘗試過，並。

And last up is a little bit of a comfort food

最後是一個有點安慰的食物。

These are little instant miso soups

這些是即食小湯

Now everything in this comfort kit is tailored to OUR needs

現在，這套舒適套裝中的所有東西都是根據我們的需求而量身定做的。

We like to drink, we like miso soup

我們喜歡喝酒，喜歡喝味噌湯。

We like coffee, but make sure you pack something in your kit as well that can give you that comfort of home

我們喜歡喝咖啡，但一定要在你的包裡裝上一些東西，可以給你家庭的舒適感。

Ducky you're up! *slap*

Ducky，你來了！ *啪啪啪

[S] Next up. I have this little travel kit that has all of my cables nicely wrapped up .

[S]下一個。我有這個小旅行包，有我所有的電纜很好地包裹起來。

Ooh, look at that

哦，看那個

We have lightning cables, Micro SD cables, I have the USBC cable, little SD card reader for whenever we take pictures

我們有閃電線，Micro SD線，我有USBC線，小SD讀卡器，以備我們拍照時使用。

I love this kit so much, boys. We have a little travel plug adapter because every country has their own different thing

我太喜歡這套裝備了，孩子們。我們有一個小的旅行插頭適配器，因為每個國家都有自己不同的東西。

I love this one right here, five different USB ports. You can plug into I have my own laptop charger as well

我喜歡這個就在這裡，五個不同的USB端口。你可以插入我有我自己的筆記本電腦充電器以及。

So these are all doubles of everything that I need regularly

所以這些都是我經常需要的東西的兩倍

but I have it this way so that it's set in this bag

但我這樣做是為了讓它裝在這個袋子裡。

I never have to think about it again when I come home

我回家後就不用再想了

And I have to unpack or when I'm about to pack. I never have to worry

而我必須拆開行李或者當我要收拾行李的時候。我從來不需要擔心

This has all the cables that I'm ever gonna need for my work. It's pretty much a set it and forget it Martina you're in

這有所有的電纜，我曾經要去需要為我的工作。這幾乎是一個設置，然後忘了它瑪蒂娜你在。

*slap*

*拍打*

[M] Comfort bag. Let's look inside. This little tiny bag. What could there possibly be?

[M]舒適包。讓我們看看裡面。這個小小的包。能有什麼可能呢？

Oh Travel sfurs(slippers). Yes, I pack travel slippers

哦，Travel sfurs（拖鞋）。是的，我帶了旅行拖鞋

Don't need your judgment

不需要你的判斷

we recently

我們最近

came back from Italy where they had stone cold ice death floors and

從意大利回來，在那裡，他們有石頭冷冰冰的死亡地板和。

None of the slippers fit me because I have a huge feet.

沒有一隻拖鞋適合我，因為我的腳很大。

That's right, I have huge feet!

沒錯，我的腳很大!

Between size 9 in size 11 women's depending on the mood of the shoe.

11碼女裝9碼之間，看心情穿鞋。

These are men's travel shippers

這些都是男人的旅行託運人

They're from Uniqlo and they fold up so nicely and teeny-tiny and they pop out... Tada!

它們是優衣庫的，它們摺疊得很好，非常小，而且還能彈出來... ...Tada!

And I've got my travel shilppers and what's this?

我有我的旅行鞋，這是什麼？

Travel pajamas. Yes, I traveled with pajamas and I sleep in pajamas!

旅行睡衣。是的，我是穿著睡衣旅行的，我是穿著睡衣睡覺的!

Gosh! just because I'm trying to reproduce my entire home when I travel *laughing*

天哪！就因為我在旅行的時候想把整個家複製出來*笑*。

[S] Look, it's weird that you have travel pajamas.

[S]你看，你有旅行睡衣，這很奇怪。

[M] Is it really? Why? These are comfortable pajamas! What if the house is cold? Or the hotel has those weird suchely pajamas?

[M] 真的嗎？怎麼了？這是很舒服的睡衣！如果家裡很冷怎麼辦？或者酒店有那些奇怪的睡衣？

They're so cute! They've got pineappers on them! And they double as a shirt in case you didn't pack enough clothing.

它們好可愛！上面有菠蘿的圖案！而且還可以當襯衫穿，以防你帶的衣服不夠用。

[S] Quick! Sir!

[S] 快！閣下！

[M] Also packed my pajamas you can see...VOILA! There are no pajamas because I sleep naked

[M]還收拾了我的睡衣，你可以看到......VOILA!沒有睡衣，因為我是裸睡的。

*O.O*

*O. O*

Technically you could say that I'm always wearing pajamas

嚴格來說，你可以說，我總是穿著睡衣。

*Whispering* I'm wearing my pajamas right now

*我現在穿著我的睡衣呢

Who wears pajamas to sleep? Sleep naked, saves the environment

誰會穿睡衣睡覺？裸睡，節約環保

Also, I pack my own slippers except these aren't as...

另外，我還帶了自己的拖鞋，只是這些拖鞋沒有... ...

[M] *Mocking voice* Oh! so ratty!

哦，真討厭！

[S] These are my old rattly...

[S]這些都是我的老朋友... ...

since I've like

自從我喜歡

been, like, in my 30s

一直，喜歡，在我30多歲

I just love wearing slippers around the house

我就是喜歡在家裡穿拖鞋

The spirit of Mister Rogers has taken over me and

羅傑斯先生的精神已經佔據了我和

I definitely have to pack my slippers but never pajamas

我肯定要帶拖鞋，但從來不帶睡衣。

Sleep naked...forever...

裸睡......永遠......。

best way to go.

最好的辦法。

Ducky, you're back in!

Ducky，你回來了！

*slap*

*拍打*

[M] Also in my comfort kit...

[M]也在我的舒適包... ...

These are portable heat patches because YEAH...

這些都是便攜式熱補丁，因為YEAH...

and these are my prescription pain patches.

而這些都是我的處方止痛貼。

That's right

沒錯，就是這樣

I have PRESCRIPTION pain patches.

我有PRESCRIPTION止痛貼。

Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, yeah

哦，是的。 哦，哦，哦，是的。哦，哦，哦，耶

Ow! I just literally cranked my neck doing that. Man...

嗷！我只是從字面上 曲柄我的脖子這樣做。天啊...

Pack these in my luggage and also in my own

把這些東西裝在我的行李裡，也裝在我自己的行李裡。

Airplane luggage because nice healthy dose of pain medication is always good for somebody like me with EDS.

飛機行李，因為對於像我這樣患有EDS的人來說，健康的止痛藥總是好的。

Ooh, what's this?

哦，這是什麼？

It's my little tiny travel medicine kit. Hmm what could be inside of it? This is throat coat

這是我的小小旅行藥箱。 嗯，裡面會有什麼呢？這個是喉衣

It is a tea for helping your throat when you lose your voice

嗓子失聲時喝的茶，可以幫助你的嗓子。

Which has helped me plenty of times when we went on tour.

這在我們去旅遊的時候幫了我不少忙。

Smooth move.

順利的移動。

Does it help you dance better?

它能幫助你更好地跳舞嗎？

No helps you poop better, the natural way

不幫助你更好地拉屎，自然的方式。

Graval for nausea its anti diarrhea medication

格雷瓦爾是治療噁心的抗腹瀉藥物

Okay, that's it except for this pepto. This is special liquid anti diarrhea medication *laughing*

好了，除了這個百事通，就這些了。這是特殊的液態止瀉藥*大笑

Diarrhea after diarrhea. Listen, my tummy gets upset frequently. I think I throw up twice a month. That's what we've discovered

腹瀉連連。聽著，我的肚子經常不舒服。我想我一個月要吐兩次。這就是我們發現的

My stomach is always all over the place and we have been to enough countries to discover that they all have different names for things

我的胃總是很不舒服，我們去過的國家也夠多了，發現他們都有不同的名字。

And you're totally screwed. Remember, Australia?

你就徹底完蛋了。記得嗎，澳洲？

[S] Yeah!

[S]是啊！

I threw up the whole flight to Australia

我在飛往澳洲的飛機上吐得一塌糊塗

Because I'm Martina and then when I landed all I wanted was Pepto and the people are like, what are you talking about?

因為我是瑪蒂娜，然後當我登陸的時候，我只想要百事可樂，人們都說，你在說什麼？

And we're like Pink Bismuth? and everyone's like "What?" and we showed pictures and we did dances...

我們就像粉紅色的鉍？ 每個人都像 "什麼？"我們展示的圖片和我們做的舞蹈... ...

couldn't find it anywhere ;-;

找不到它的任何地方;-。

Alright, that's enough about poop

好了，大便的事就到此為止吧

The last two things I packed is a simple contact lens case and I put just two back pain medication for Simon

最後兩樣東西我帶的是一個簡單的隱形眼鏡盒，我只放了兩顆腰痛藥給Simon。

and a lot of places will have different names for this as well.

而且很多地方也會有不同的名字。

You can have a totally messed up back from being on an airplane

你可以有一個完全混亂的背部從在飛機上。

Anyhow, that's enough about MY digestive problems

總之，我的消化系統問題就到此為止了

You guys may not have as many digestive problems as me

你們可能沒有我這麼多消化不良的問題。

but make sure you pack a little medical kit for the things that YOU need that may not be available to you when you go to other countries

但請確保你帶了一個小的醫療箱，以備你需要的東西，而這些東西在你去其他國家時可能無法獲得。

*mumbling* Folding up the jams...

*摺起卡紙...

[S] *scolding* Fold them up like an adult!

像大人一樣把它們折起來！

You unfolded them, you got to fold them back up like an adult

你把它們展開，你得像個成年人一樣把它們折回去。

Not like that

不是這樣的

Don't... look.... just...at... for once in your life Woman fold some laundry!

別... 看... 就... 看... 就...

Hey, there you go, that's folded

嘿，你去那裡，這是摺疊的。

No! No, please no! Why do you do this to me? *whining* Just... ;-;

不，不，請不要！ 你為什麼要這樣對我？*只是... ...;-。

M: *cute and sassy* It's a duck...

M:*這是一隻鴨子... ...

These are what we call Pajamas. That's not a real word is it?

這就是我們所說的 "睡衣"。這不是一個真正的詞，是嗎？

[S] No Cherie...

不是紅豆...

find Travel jibs that...get really, really small like this

找到旅行臂......變得非常非常小，就像這樣。

[S] Or even smaller.. Sleep Naked!

甚至更窄。裸拖！

In! *slap*

在！*拍打*

Next up on the list is something I'm very happy about

接下來是我非常高興的事情。

I'm not going to open this up because I don't want you to see everything inside

我不打算打開這個，因為我不想讓你看到裡面的所有東西

I have bought... an EXTRA seven pairs of underwear and

我買了... 多買了七條內褲和...

seven pairs of socks because I...

七雙襪子，因為我... ...

MANY TIMES forget to pack them!

很多時候都會忘記打包!

[M] Roll the footage!

[M] 滾動的鏡頭！

Don't roll any footage!

不要滾動任何鏡頭！

This doesn't have to be part of the video!

這不一定要成為視頻的一部分!

[M] Do you have any underwear packed, Simon?

西蒙，你有內褲嗎？

*Embarrassed laughter*

*尷尬的笑聲*

Err....it....doesn't even matter...

呃......這......根本不重要......。

[M] Did you pack any underwear?

[M]你帶了內褲嗎？

You know what...sometimes...

你知道嗎... 有時...

you do and sometimes you don't....

你做，有時你不......。

The point is I have these specifically just for travel. I never have to worry about it again

關鍵是我專門為旅行準備了這些東西。我再也不用擔心了

I just grabbed this bag and when I come back from travel

我剛剛拿了這個包，等我出差回來的時候

I just throw it all in the laundry never ever ever ever have to think about your travel underwear again

我只是把它扔進洗衣機裡... ...再也不用想你的旅行內褲了

It's so important! Buy extra travel underwear.

這很重要！多買些旅行內衣。

Yes! That is taking it a step too far.

是的！這也太誇張了吧

Some of you are like.."Hold on, I barely have enough underwear to make through the week"

你們有些人就像... "等一下，我的內褲都快不夠用了"

I have enough underwear to make it through the week AND through a solid week of travel.

我有足夠的內褲，讓它通過一週，並通過一個堅實的一週的旅行。

I am so proud

我很驕傲

This is one of my greatest achievements. Thank you. Mom and Dad

這是我最大的成就之一。謝謝你們媽媽和爸爸

*Applause sfx*

*掌聲

*Manly grunt*

*Manly grunt *

Ducky go!

鴨子走！

*slap*

*拍打*

Let's talk entertainment. Simon and I are big book fans

我們來談談娛樂。西蒙和我都是大書迷

So a couple years ago Simon and I switched over totally to Kindle which has been SO much more amazing for us

所以，幾年前，西蒙和我完全切換到Kindle，這對我們來說是如此多的驚人之舉

But recently, I've been having a really hard time holding up my devices because of my EDS getting worse

但最近，我的EDS越來越嚴重，所以我很難撐起我的設備。

It hurts my elbows, my shoulders, my fingers... so I actually recently switched over to Audible

它傷害了我的手肘，我的肩膀，我的手指... ... 所以我實際上最近切換到Audible的

Thank you guys so much for that suggestion because a little while ago

非常感謝你們的建議，因為不久前...

I was taking a bath and I was talking about how my shoulders get sore