Ughhh.

吼呦。

Let's start by telling everyone three fun facts about ourselves!

首先，來告訴大家關於自己的 3 個有趣的事吧！

Well uhh...

那個…呃…

[Clears throat]

[清喉嚨。]

Uhh...

呃…

I hate school.

我討厭學校。

Okay, come on.

好，少來了。

No, I mean I HATE school!

不… 我的意思是我・恨・學・校！

I rather like fall into a volcano or have relations with Donkey Kong or something

我寧願掉入火山洞裡，或著與大金剛 (電玩遊戲角色) 有任何的關係或者是其他的東東。

Donkey Kong?

大金剛？

And second, well … I get depressed often.

第二，我常常感到很沮喪。

And think I'm ugly.

而且覺得我長得很醜。

So there's that.

大概就是這樣。

Ok...

好喔...

And third, uh… I actually think I have a ton of a creative potential, but I can't help but feel that school stifles all of that.

第三，呃… 其實我在想我有很大的創作潛力，但我不禁覺得，學校結束了這一切。

I'm not good at taking tests or quizzes.

我不擅長考試或測驗。

But, I'm interested in so many other things.

但我對很多其他的事情感興趣。

I would love to learn more about.

我很樂意學習更多的事。

I'm just a little frustrated that these extremely delicate years of my youth can't be better spent exploring, creating, traveling and discovering who I really am!

我對這些感到很難過，我青春年華明明有很多時間，卻不能花在探索、創造、旅行、發現自我上！

Instead of like, jamming my brain with shit like the quadratic formula, and living in a system that rewards students that are only good at regurgitating unoriginal information!

而不是拿類似二次方程式的屎東西塞滿我的腦袋，還活在一個只會獎勵很會對沒有任何原創性的東西照本宣科的學生的時代！

Oh and also like, the lunch food fucking sucks man.

喔對順帶一提，午餐有夠靠 x 難吃啦。

Okay.

好喔。