A to the O here with mon frere Pear.

這裡是橙你個子還有我兄弟梨子。

Today, we're showing you how to deal with bullies, and Orange, I think you should lead today's episode.

今天，我們就來教大家如何對付霸凌者，還有橙子，我覺得今天的節目應該由你來主持。

Me, really?

我？真的嗎？

What can I say?

我能說什麼呢？

You're really good at this kind of thing.

你真的很擅長這種事情。

You've got a gift.

你很有天賦 (gift 也有禮物的意思)。

I know I do, can I open it?

我知道我知道，我可以打開它嗎？

Can I?

我可以嗎？

Yeah, something tells me I'm not gonna like what's inside, maybe later.

是啊，我覺得我不會喜歡裡面的東西，也許之後會。

Okay thanks Pear, you're the bomb.

好吧，謝謝梨子，你超棒 (bomb 也有炸彈的意思)。

So option one for dealing with a bully is to be confident.

所以對付霸凌者的方法一，是要有自信。

Ready to demonstrate Orange?

準備好演示了嗎，橙子？

Here comes a bully now.

現在來了一個霸凌者。

Hey, guess what?

嘿，你猜怎麼著？

You are annoying.

你真是煩人鬼。

I'm not annoying, I am an orange.

我才不是煩人鬼，我是個橙子。

You're an orange and you're annoying.

你是個橙子又是個煩人鬼。

You're an apple and a vegetable.

你是一個蘋果也是一個蔬菜。

What the heck are you even talking about? Mommy!

你到底在說什麼啦？我要找媽咪！

See what I mean?

明白我的意思了吧？

You're great at this Orange.

你真的超會的，橙子。

You totally disarmed that bully by staying confident.

你的自信完全打敗那個霸凌者了。

I don't know if I disarmed him, Pear.

我不太清楚我有沒有打敗他，梨子。

Most apples are born without arms.

因為大多數蘋果沒有手拿武器啊。(disarm 有放下武器的意思)

Okay, option two.

好吧，方法二。

When a bully tries to get under your skin, show minimal reaction.

當霸凌者試圖讓你走心，反應要小。

Hey, guess what?

嘿，你猜怎麼著？

Your teeth are yellow.

你的牙齒是黃色的。

Yeah.

喔是啊。

Okay, well they're supposed to be white.

痾，它們應該是要白色的。

Yeah.

喔好啊。

So yours aren't white and that makes you look stupid.

啊你的就不是白色，看起來很愚蠢。

Sure does.

喔也是啦。

Why aren't you getting angry?

你為什麼不生氣啦？

I don't know, guess you're not a very good bully.

我也不知道，大概是因為你不太會當霸凌者吧。

Mommy!

媽媽！

Huh, guess that thug needs a hug.

哼，我猜那個流氓需要來個愛的抱抱了。

Nice going, Orange.

幹得好，橙子。

Finally, option three with dealing with a bully is to simply avoid them when possible.

最後，第三種對付霸凌者的方法是就是儘可能忽略他們。

Hey guess what?

嘿，你猜怎麼著？

Hey, where'd he go, hey.

嘿，他去哪兒了，嘿。

I've got nobody to bully.

我沒有人可以欺負了。

And that's how you do it.

這些就是你該做的。

Orange, you can come out now, Orange?

橙子你可以出來了，橙子？

Right here, sometimes it pays to be a 2-dimensional character.

在這裡，有時後要當個二次元角色也是要付出代價的。

Well, that does it for today's episode.

好啦，今天的節目就到這邊。

Great job today.

今天幹得不錯。

Ooh, does that mean I can open my gift now huh?

哦，這是不是意味著我現在可以打開我的禮物了？

Can I?

我可以嗎？

Okay, fine.

好吧，好吧。

But only cause you did such a good job.

但能開是因為你今天做得很好。

Woohoo! This is gonna be a...

嗚呼！這將是一個…

Wait, where is it?

等等，禮物在哪裡？

Looking for this?

在找這個嗎？

You might not wanna open that, dude.

你可能不想打開那個的，兄弟。

Shut up, you green bowling pin, I'm bigger than you.

閉嘴，你這個綠色的保齡球瓶，我比你大。

I'll do what I want.

我想怎麼做就怎麼做。

Pear, I've thought about it, and I think he should open it.

梨子我想過了，我認為他應該打開它。

I think that's a great idea Orange.

我覺得這是個好主意，橙子。

Yeah, a banging idea.

對啊，是個超「棒」的主意。

Yeah that's right, scram losers, I win, you lose.

沒錯，你這些魯蛇，我贏，你輸。

I get the present you get nothing.

我拿到了禮物，你什麼也沒有。

Oh man, I hope it's a father figure.

我希望這個禮物是個能像爸爸一樣的東西。