What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom!

對於比基尼底的人們來說，這是一個多麼奇妙的機會啊!

How's this, Squidward?

怎麼樣，章魚哥？

What the... How the... A perfect circle?

什麼...怎麼...一個完美的圓？

- Do it again! Show your process! - Well…

- 再來一次!顯示你的過程！- 那...

First I draw this head. Then I erased some of the more detailed features.

首先我畫了這個頭。然後我抹掉了一些比較細緻的特徵。

- And one, two, three… a circle eh thingy. - Give me that! Ugh!

- 一，二，三... ... 一個圓圈，嗯，這個東西。- 給我說！啊！

Forget the circles!

忘掉那些圈圈吧！

Almost done. Could ya hand me that wrench, SpongeBob?

快好了你能把扳手遞給我嗎，海綿寶寶？

- Nah uh uh. Lab partner. - Huh?

- Nah uh uh.實驗室夥伴。- 咦？

You called me SpongeBob.

你叫我海綿寶寶

I thought we agreed to address each other by our proper titles.

我們不是說好了要用合適的稱謂來稱呼對方嗎？

- SpongeBob! - Uhzzzt! Lab partner.

- 海綿寶寶！- 呃，茲茲！實驗室夥伴

There, it's finished. Now I can hid my nuts back in Texas without leavin' my lab!

好了，完成了現在我可以把我的堅果藏在德州而不用離開我的實驗室了！

It's not about winning, it's about fun!

這不是為了贏，而是為了好玩!

What's that?

那是什麼？

Fun is when you... fun is... it' like... it's kinda... sorta like a...

樂趣是當你... 樂趣是... 就像... 就像...

What is fun?? I... Let me spell it for ya!

什麼是樂趣？I...讓我給你拼一下！

♪ F is for Friends who do stuff together ♪

F是為朋友 誰做的東西在一起

♪ U is for You and me ♪

U is for you and me

♪ N is for Anywhere and anytime at all ♪

N是指任何地方和任何時間在所有

♪ Down here in the deep blue sea! ♪

# Down here in the deep blue sea!♪

Okay now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?

好了，現在。你們有多少人以前玩過樂器？

- Do instruments of torture count? - No.

- 酷刑工具算嗎？- 不算。

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

蛋黃醬是一種工具嗎？

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

不，派翠克，蛋黃醬不是樂器。

Horseradish is not an instrument either.

辣根也不是工具。

That's fine. No one has any experience.

那就好。沒有人有任何經驗。

Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.

幸好，我有足夠的天賦給大家。

[laughing]

[笑]

Here's your check. And here's yours SpongeBob.

這是你的支票這是你的，海綿寶寶

I can't accept your money, Mr. Krabs. Grilling is my passion.

我不能接受你的錢，蟹老闆。烤肉是我的愛好

What is this?! You're making me pay you to stand at the cash register?!

這算什麼？你讓我花錢讓你站在收銀臺？

What is the meaning of this? Have you gone off the deep end?

這是什麼意思？你是不是走火入魔了？

There's going to be a few changes around here.

這裡會有一些變化。

Everytime I catch you two goofin' off, I'm gonna charge ya for it.

每次我抓到你們兩個傻乎乎的時候，我就會向你們收費。

Eighteen, nineteen, and twenty. Here you go Mr. K.

18，19，20。給你，K先生

I think this should cover all my nonsense.

我想，這應該涵蓋了我所有的廢話。

Let me see. I may have something that'll work for you.

讓我看看我也許有適合你的東西。

Here we go. Cotton swabs...

我們走吧棉籤...

cotton balls…

棉球...

Here. Try this on for size, Hercules.

試試這個尺寸，大力士試試這個尺寸，大力士。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

- How am I doing? - Pathetic.

- 我是怎麼做的？- 可悲的。

Look Larry! I'm hydrating. Oh, I am hydrating so much!

看，拉里！我在補水哦，我水化了這麼多！

- Yes, I'd like one of your Chum Sticks. - You're kidding, right?

- 是的，我想要一個你的香腸棒。- 你在開玩笑吧？

- No, I'm serious. I want a Chum Stick. - Uh okay, if you insist.

- 不，我是認真的。我想要一根香腸棒。- 呃，好吧，如果你堅持。

- Oh no, please don't sue me! - Mmm mmm!

- 哦，不，請不要告我！- 嗯嗯！

I can't believe someone actually enjoys my chum.

我不敢相信有人真的喜歡我的小夥伴。

Ow!

嗷！

Oh! Whoa!

哦，哇！

Whoa! Ompf!

哇！Ompf!

Oh!

哦！

For ages, dreams have been thought of as windows to another realm.

古往今來，夢被認為是通往另一個境界的窗口。

Let me not mar that perfect dream by an oral stain but so adjust my daily night.

讓我不要用口腔的汙點來破壞那個完美的夢，而是如此調整我每天的夜晚。

That it may come again.

它可以再來。

- Emily Dickinson wrote that. - Who?

- 艾米莉-狄金森寫的。- 誰寫的？

Here's one you might know.

這裡有一個你可能知道的。

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe.

曾經有一個祕魯人，夢見自己在吃自己的鞋子。

He awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his

他半夜驚醒，發現自己的。

dream had come true.

夢想成真了。

Ahh! Gee Gary, you sure are smart.

啊！蓋瑞，你真聰明。

Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm gonna pass my boating exam!

嗨，泡芙夫人！今天是我通過划船考試的日子！

We'll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must…

我們走著瞧吧，海綿寶寶。首先我們必須...

First I must pass the oral exam.

首先我必須通過口試。

I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.

我對自己成功的能力充滿信心。

I know. Okay. Number 1. What is the front of the boat?

我知道 I know.好吧，我知道了1號船的前面是什麼？

The bow.

弓。

- What is the back? - Stern.

- 後面是什麼？- 斯特恩

Number 3. Right is?

三號對嗎？

Starboard! Port, skipper, deck, cabin, galley, keel, 1924!

右舷！ 舷側，船長，甲板，船艙，廚房，龍骨，1924年！左舷，船長，甲板，船艙，廚房，龍骨，1924年！

You've passed the oral test. What a surprise.

你已經通過了口試。多麼驚喜啊

- Give me a K-R-U. - Whoa!

- 給我一個K -R -U。

- Give me a S-K-Y! - Ahh!

- 給我一個S -K -Y！- 啊！

- Krusty Krab! - Whoa!

- 甲殼蟹！- 哇！

- Krusty Krab! - Whoa!

- 甲殼蟹！- 哇！

- Krusty Krab! - Now, that's what I call talent.

- 蟹堡王！- 現在，這就是我所說的天賦。

Thank you!

謝謝你！

My legs! Uhh.

我的腿！呃...