Name: You Look Nothing Like Your Bitmoji
Uploaded: 2020-08-20T19:15:11.000Z
Duration: 3 min 3 s

bucket of water use fell on, Mr Mosby and the twins got away.

桶的水用掉了，莫斯比先生和雙胞胎逃走了。

Did I tell you I made myself a bit emoji?

我有沒有告訴你，我把自己弄得有點表情了？

Does not look like or representing you at all.

You know, here, this is you know, you have a bit that actually looks like me.

你知道，在這裡，這是你知道， 你有一個位，實際上看起來像我。

不，你看起來像一個億萬富翁的花花公子。

All the time, or yeah, When I'm not with you wear suits.

所有的時間，或者是，當我不和你在一起的時候，穿西裝。

I'm gonna make you a bit muddy right now.

It looks like you look like you're wearing, like, a linen outfit.

你看起來就像你穿了一件亞麻布的衣服。

And you know, I always got the flip flops are unaware for your flip off guy.

而且你知道，我一直都有一個人字拖是不知道為你翻身的傢伙。

就像提供免費的生日擁抱一樣。

Just trying to get a hug with my curly hair and soul patch.

我只是想用我的捲髮和靈魂之貼來擁抱一下。

This is actually more like what you look like.

This is you as a dramatic Wolverine saying I cannot pull off this hairstyle, but also with flip flops.

這是你作為一個戲劇性的金剛狼說我拉不出這個髮型，但也有拖鞋。

This is you after lunch when you're always like I need a coffee.

這就是午飯後的你，你總是說我需要一杯咖啡。

You know, you're kind of getting up there.

你知道，你是那種越來越高的地方。

This is you as an old guy who still thinks he's cool.

這是你作為一個老傢伙誰仍然認為他的酷。

Whenever you come over and you can just talk, you love Halloween.

每當你過來，你可以只談，你喜歡萬聖節。

This is you as a barista who hates his own coffee.

這是你作為一個咖啡師討厭自己的咖啡。

This is you and your cape out days spitting out your coffee again.

這是你和你的海角天又把咖啡吐出來了。

Whenever we go out and try to talk to a girl, this is you picking up girls.

每當我們出去想和女孩哈拉的時候，這就是你在泡妞。

Just like things is also you when we go out and we're like at a cowboy bar, you know, it's me.

就像事情也是你，當我們出去，我們像在一個牛仔酒吧，你知道，這是我。

When you went through that phase we just wore The pro have.

當你經歷那個階段的時候，我們只是穿著親有。

This is you, like running in a relationship with a girl just, like love you right away.

這就是你，就像奔跑在戀愛中的女孩只是，喜歡上了你就馬上愛你。

This is you because your favorite movie, American Beauty American Beauty, is not my favorite movie.

這就是你，因為你最喜歡的電影《美國麗人》《美國麗人》不是我喜歡的電影。

Here you are with your magical unicorn named Dane one day.

有一天，你和你那隻名叫戴恩的神奇獨角獸在一起。

And you just come off the guy that name a unicorn.

而你只是來了一個名字的傢伙，獨角獸。

On Sundays, I'm going to design the most lifelike technology.

星期天，我要設計最逼真的技術。

讓我看看你的眼睛，真的很快。

Oh, I never noticed your eyes were that shade of Got some nice lips.

哦，我從來沒有注意到你的眼睛是那種顏色的，有一些漂亮的嘴脣。

一個和我長得一點都不像的特奧。

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