Name: 歇洛克-福爾摩斯惡搞預告片 (Sherlock Holmes Spoof Trailer)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:22:55.000Z
Duration: 2 min 56 s
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Narrator: Tragedy has hit London and Sherlock holmes is put on the case

Idiot 1: Sir you gotta come quick, the adult actor Lord Blackwood...

Idiot 2: He's called Blackwood because he's hung like a horse.

Watson: I'll leave this in your capable hands.

Idiot 1: I'm not even sure [you] could get your hands around it sir, It's that big!

Holmes: Have the new specs caught wind of it yet?

Idiot 2: No, we're keeping it quiet; It would cause havoc if people knew it was gone.

Idiot 1: We fear he might use his limb to kill people you know like?

Watson: (puzzled) You're not taking this [seriously] are you Holmes?

Idiot 1: (imitates dick whacking) Whack him like... on the face.

Idiot 1: (faintly) Whack him like...    Holmes: Yes...as you should.

Idiot 1: (faintly) Whack him like...    Watson: (sigh of disbelief)

Idiot 1: whack him... whack.       Holmes: It's a matter of professional integrity.

Narrator: They must hunt down Blackwood before it's too late.

Idiot 2: The witness states he was beaten to death with a sloppy blunt object.

Watson: Well?  Idiot 2: A penis sir. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Groundskeeper: I know what I saw, it was Blackwood.

Idiot 1: Definitely tastes like black wood all right.

Idiot 1: Well, we're comparing it to this sample gap from his last shoot.

Narrator: They managed to track him down.

Lord Blackwood: You seem surprised?   (menacingly)

Idiot 1: well..yes. I've never seen any of your films right, so I thought you might be like black or something...

Idiot 2: What's your plan? keep on killing people with that thing of yours?

Lord Blackwood: I will use that as a weapon; To control them (pause)

Idiot 1: Isn't that a tiny bit disillusional?

Lord Blackwood: (shouting) For the twelfth chime, I will summon the dark powers

Idiot 2: Who the fuck is gonna jam it down our throats?

Holmes: All powerful in the world will be choking on death.

it's action and mystery as Sherlock Holmes discovers the true secret of Lord...

It seems he used the pipe of a vacuum cleaner.

Idiot 1: Like this, to fake a large penis.

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歇洛克-福爾摩斯惡搞預告片 (Sherlock Holmes Spoof Trailer)

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