- [Female Voice] I think so.

- [女聲]我想是的。

- This is the hardest game of Would You Rather for women.

- 這是女人最難的遊戲 "你願意嗎"。

- Would you rather have to wear in a painful pair of new

- 你是否寧願穿上一雙痛苦的新鞋？

shoes all day or walk around all day in mom jeans that

或整天穿著媽媽的牛仔褲走來走去。

are riding up your crotch?

騎在你的胯下？

- I'm gonna do the mom jeans.

- 我要去做媽媽的牛仔褲。

- Me too.

- 我也是

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- There's nothing worse than fucking plastic

- 沒有什麼比他媽的塑膠更糟糕的了

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- 54% of women said mom jeans.

- 54%的女性說媽媽牛仔褲。

Yeah mom jeans are cool now.

是啊，媽媽牛仔褲現在很酷。

- Yeah mom jeans are cool.

- 是啊，媽媽牛仔褲很酷。

- Who cares?

- 誰在乎呢？

- Okay would you rather have a UTI-like sting whenever

- 好吧，你寧願有一個尿道炎一樣的刺痛，每當。

you pee for a month or have really bad period cramps

你一個月都在尿尿，或者經期很痛。

every period for three months?

每期三個月？

Oh god.

哦，上帝。

- I know women that have both of these things so like

- 我認識的女人都有這兩樣東西，所以喜歡。

to have a privilege to choose I feel really lucky.

有權選擇，我覺得自己真的很幸運。

- The UTI feeling is like ...

- UTI的感覺就像...

- The worst.

- 最糟糕的。

- Really one of the worst things.

- 真的是最糟糕的事情之一。

- In the world.

- 在世界上。

It's invisible pee and then replaced by a burning

這是看不見的小便，然後換成了燃燒的

sensation straight up your urethra.

感覺直達你的尿道。

- It's so bad, I would choose the cramps.

- 太糟糕了，我會選擇抽筋。

- I would choose the cramps too because at least then

- 我也會選擇抽筋，因為至少這樣一來

you can like heat pad or Tylenol.

你可以像熱墊或泰諾。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- Would you rather wear the same dirty thong for three

- 你寧願穿同一條髒兮兮的丁字褲過三關嗎？

days in a row or not be able to wipe after peeing all day

連續幾天或尿了一天都不能擦拭

and not have a chance to change your underwear?

而沒有機會換內褲？

- These are both so bad.

- 這兩個都是如此糟糕。

I've definitely gone on a trip and forgotten to pack

我一定會去旅行而忘記帶東西的

underwear.

內衣。

- You just turn it inside out.

- 你只要把它翻出來就可以了。

- I think I would do the thong one.

- 我想我會做丁字褲的那個。

- Samesies.

- Samesies。

51% of women said the thong.

51%的女性表示，丁字褲。

- Would you rather have itchy pubes but not be able

- 你是否寧願陰部瘙癢，但不能

to scratch them,

來抓他們。

- Oh no.

- 哦，不

- Or feel an eyelash in your eye but not be able to get it?

- 或者感覺到眼睛裡有一根睫毛，但又拿不出來？

- I can deal with an eyelash in the eye.

- 我可以處理眼睛裡的睫毛。

- Yeah, the pube thing is bad.

- 是啊，陰部的事情是不好的。

- The pube thing is the worst!

- 陰部的事情是最糟糕的！

- Cause that actually happens when I shave.

- 因為我刮鬍子的時候真的會這樣。

- Yeah, or like when you wear jeans with no underwear.

- 是啊，或者像當你穿牛仔褲 沒有內褲。

You know when that happens?

你知道什麼時候發生嗎？

- Yeah, yep, yep.

- 是的，是的，是的。

I would just probably just start to ignore the eyelash.

我可能就會開始忽略這根睫毛了。

- Yeah or I'd like wear an eye patch.

- 是啊，或者我想戴個眼罩。

- 65% of people would rather have itchy pubes.

- 65%的人寧願陰部瘙癢。

- Damn.

- 該死的。

Would you rather rip off a hangnail or pull out an

你是想拔掉一顆釘子還是拔掉一個...

ingrown hair on your bikini line?

你的比基尼線上長出了頭髮？

- Oh.

- 哦。

- Ingrown hair.

- 頭髮長出。

- Definitely, that's like a hobby.

- 肯定的，這就像是一種愛好。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

Sometimes I'll just be like laying down and I'll pick

有時我只是喜歡躺下，我會選擇

out ingrown hairs.

出長出的毛髮。

- It's actually really satisfying to get an ingrown

- 其實能把內生的東西弄好，真的很滿足了

hair out.

發了。

- Yes, it's like popping a pimple that doesn't hurt.

- 是的，就像爆痘痘一樣，不痛不癢。

- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

- Every time.

- 每次都是這樣

71% of women on this one.

71%的女性對這一。

- Yeah, I don't, yeah.

- 是的，我不知道，是的。

Would you rather take out a dry tampon or rip off a pad

你願意拿出幹棉條還是撕掉衛生棉墊？

that's gotten stuck to your pubes?

你的陰毛上粘著的是什麼？

- I don't wear pads.

- 我不戴護墊。

- I don't wear pads.

- 我不戴護墊。

- Or tampons, I wear a diva cup.

- 或者衛生棉條，我戴的是天后杯。

- You wear a diva cup?

- 你戴著天后杯？

I switched to diva cup too.

我也換成了Diva杯。

- And it changed my goddamn life, if you haven't

- 它改變了我該死的生活，如果你沒有...

switched over, f***** do it.

轉過來，f****做。

- You need to.

- 你需要。

- I wear that s*** all day.

- 我整天都穿著那件衣服

- Anyways, dry tampon.

- 總之，乾式衛生棉條。

- I guess the dry tampon

- 我想幹式衛生棉條

- Just right out.

- 剛好出來。

- It sucks, but I've done it.

- 這很糟糕，但我已經做到了。

- It's like when you have sex with no lube, just get

- 這就像你做愛時沒有潤滑油，只是得到了

it over with.

它與。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- Or like sex when you're drunk and you have no

- 或者像性愛一樣，當你喝醉了，你沒有。

lubrication or your mouth gets really dry.

潤滑，否則你的嘴會很乾。

Sorry that took a weird turn.

對不起，這是個奇怪的轉折。

- Oh god.

- 哦，上帝。

Yeah, you just get it done.

是的，你只是把它完成。

- You just f***** get it done.

- 你只要把事情辦好就可以了。

Would you rather catch your nail on your razor while

你是否願意一邊用刮鬚刀夾住你的指甲一邊

shaving,

刮痧。

- Oh my god.

- 哦，我的上帝。

- Or accidentally pinch your skin while tweezing a hair?

- 或者在鑷子夾頭髮的時候不小心夾到了皮膚？

Pinch.

捏。

- Pinch your skin.

- 捏住你的皮膚。

- Yeah, nail on a razor.

- 是啊，指甲在剃刀上。

Yep, 81% of women.

是的，81%的女性。

These things are so hot and cold.

這些東西真是忽冷忽熱。

It's so black and white for women how easy these are.

這些對女人來說是多麼的黑白分明，多麼的簡單。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

Would you rather be constantly pooing on your period

你是否願意經常在月經上拉屎？

or passing loads of blood clots on your period?

或在月經期間傳遞大量的血塊？

- First of all, period s*** are a thing.

- 首先，時期的***是一種東西。

I don't think men realize, your uterus is contracting,

我想男人不知道，你的子宮在收縮。

that's what like shedding is and it's pushing on your

這就是喜歡脫落，它的推在你的

butthole and you poop!

屁眼和你拉屎！

I'm sorry, you s*** a lot.

對不起，你經常這樣。

- It's a lot.

- 這是一個很大的。

- Period s**** are a thing.

- 時期****是一種東西。

- Does it hurt to pass blood clots?

- 過血塊會不會很疼？

- I don't think so.

- 我不這麼認為。

Oh maybe I choose that then.

哦，也許我選擇那就。

- I would choose that.

- 我會選擇這個。

Whenever I, not to be TMI but pee out a blood clot, I'm

每當我，不是想說TMI，而是尿出了血塊，我就會

like, "Oh."

像，"哦。"

- You pee out?

- 你尿出來了？

- Or like when you pee and like you see it, you know?

- 或者像你尿尿的時候，就像你看到的一樣，你知道嗎？

- Oh, okay.

- 哦，好吧。

Yeah, okay.

是啊，好吧。

Yeah, no I think it's interesting.

是啊，不，我覺得這很有趣。

- I'm like, "Oh, a blood clot."

- 我想，"哦，一個血塊。"

- I'm like what is that alien little thing in there?

- 我想那裡面的外星人小東西是什麼？

Would you rather go commando in a skirt for three days,

你寧願穿裙子去突擊隊三天。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- I do that all the time.

- 我一直都是這樣做的。

Or go commando while wearing the same dirty jeans

或者穿著同樣的髒牛仔褲去當突擊隊員。

for three days?

三天的時間？

Also have done that.

也做過。

- I guess jeans.

- 我想是牛仔褲吧

- Cause with a skirt you're sitting on things that you

- 因為穿上裙子，你就會坐在你的東西上。

don't know where it's been.

不知道去哪裡了。

- Yeah and it could fly up.

- 是的，它可以飛起來。

- Oh wait, 51% said skirt.

- 哦，等等，51%的人說是裙子。

I guess jeans could hurt.

我想牛仔褲可能會受傷。

- You know a lot of the time I just don't wear underwear.

- 你知道很多時候我都是不穿內褲的。

- Plus one.

- 加一。

I have it on today.

我今天就開了。

- Would you rather get your hair stuck in the back of

- 你寧願讓你的頭髮卡在後背上嗎？

the hair dryer or accidentally zip up a bit of skin

吹風機，或者不小心拉上了一點皮膚拉鍊

while putting on a tight dress?

在穿上緊身裙的同時?

- Hair dryer, doesn't bother me.

- 吹風機，不影響我。

- Some hair can just be ripped out.

- 有些頭髮可以直接撕掉。

- Yeah, I rip my hair out accidentally all the time.

- 是啊，我經常不小心把頭髮扯下來。

- It's very close.

- 很接近了

59% say skin, 41% say hair dryer.

59%的人說皮膚，41%的人說吹風機。

- Last one, would you rather

- 最後一個，你願意嗎？

- Oh my god.

- 哦，我的上帝。

- Have a fart bubble in your labia that you can't wiggle

- 陰脣裡有個屁泡，扭不動的。

out, which like we all know that feeling,

出，這像我們都知道那種感覺。

or have a wedgie at the front that you can't pull out?

或者是前面有一個楔子拔不出來？

- Oh, I don't know.

- 哦，我不知道。

- See like the labia thing doesn't hurt it's just like

- 你看像陰脣的事不痛不癢，就像...

uncomfortable, but I feel like the wedgie in the front

不舒服，但我覺得前面的楔子一樣

- That could hurt.

- 這可能會傷害。

- could get really hurt, yeah.

- 可以得到真正的傷害，是的。

- I wouldn't.

- 我不會的

- Yeah I would rather have a fart bubble.

- 是啊，我寧可要個屁泡。

65% said fart bubble.

65%的人說屁泡。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- If anything, dudes should watch this just to get

- 如果有的話，帥哥們應該看這個，只是為了得到。

a little bit of insight.

一點點的見解。

One woman you see a day is going through one of these

你每天看到的一個女人都在經歷這樣的事情。

things, for sure.

事情，肯定。

- So true.

- 太對了

It is what it is.

它是什麼，它是什麼。

It's life.

這就是生活。

- Tell us what cringey moment made you cringe the

- 告訴我們什麼令人尷尬的時刻讓你皺起了眉頭。

hardest in the comments below.

在下面的評論中最難。

Give this a thumbs up and don't forget to subscribe.

豎起大拇指，別忘了訂閱。

- [Ella] You're so good at that.

- 你很擅長這個。

- [Kelsey] I used to be a YouTuber!

- [凱爾西]我曾經是一個YouTuber！

I forget what my sign off was.

我忘了我的簽名是什麼。