Name: 這個遊戲很恐怖?????????????????????how???????????。- Doki Doki文學社 - 第1部分 (THIS game is scary?????????????????????how??????????? - Doki Doki Literature Club - Part 1)
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You should play doki doki literature club. Eh EH I know it looks kind of WhEEbBYy but it gets really fucked up after a while. It put me in blah blah blahh

你應該玩玩看心跳文學部，我知道它看起來有點少女，但一陣子之後它真的整個崩壞了，它甚至讓我有點憂鬱症但完全值得！

PLAY DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB ALREADY YOU LATE SHET *sseizureee*

I knew about this game way before you weebs.....uhm--fake ass something......

在你們靠北西北之前我早就知道這遊戲了

Christian channel. But you know what? I'm curious about this game, so I will play it!

基督頻道，但你知道嗎？我本身對這遊戲也很好奇所以我會玩的

Thank you very much, and not because you're complaining about it.

感恩，才不是因為你們抱怨才玩的

This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed.

此遊戲不適合孩童或容易感到不安之人

Oh, so it's gonna be like one of those cute games that then turn really evil.

喔所以這會一開始很可愛然後變很邪門囉?

Individuals suffering from anxiety or depression may not have a safe experience

有焦慮或憂鬱症的患者玩此遊戲可能會感到不適

playing this game for content warnings, please visit-

Doki Doki Literature Club, you agree that you are at least 13 years of age

and you consent to your exposure of highly disturbing content.

然後同意接受極度令人不安的內容

Maybe I'm being a little too skeptic here right off the bat. With the amount of praise this game is getting,

可能我對接下來的內容有點太多疑了，對於這遊戲獲得的好評價，

The art looks great, and it's a free game, too!

Did it just say "Team Santo"? "Sant"? Oh?

他剛剛是說"Team Santo"嗎? "Sant"？ 喔~

Oho, I am lightly bobbing my head to this.. *bobbing head and dancing to music*

OK! Let's begin a new let's play, it's gonna be a daily series. It's been a while

新遊戲 我們開玩吧 這會是個每日系列喔♡好久沒這樣了

hisashiburidesu, hehe~! (Japanese for "it's been a long time")

Someone, please kill me. If anyone would like to come in and pop one in the back while I played this that would be great.

來人斃了我吧，如果有人可以在我玩這個的時候在我背後來一槍，那就太棒了

I see an annoying girl running towards me from the distance,

(我看見一個煩人的女孩從遠處衝向我)

waving her arms in the air like she's totally oblivious to any attention she might draw to herself.

(像是不在意自己會引起多少注意,她狂揮著她的手)

The girl is Sayori, my neighbor and good friend since we were children. You know, the kind of friend

(那個女孩是紗世里, 我的鄰居兼青梅竹馬，你懂的，就是你不一定會去和他認識的類型)

you'll never see yourself making today, but it just kind of works out because you've known each other for so long?

(但你們不知不覺也認識了那麼多年的感覺?)

We used to walk to school together on days like this, but starting around high school

(我們以前也會像這樣走路去上學，但上了高中之後)

she would oversleep more and more frequently and I would get tired of waiting up.

(她越來越常睡過頭而我也不想等待了)

But if she's going to chase after me like this,

I almost feel better off running away. Wow, what a dick move, people used to do that when I was a kid.

(我還是覺得趕快跑走比較好)哇 真是王八的落跑ㄟ，大家在我小時候也這樣對我

However, I just sigh and idle in front of the crosswalk and let Sayori already catch up to me.

(然而我還是嘆了口氣 站在人行道讓紗世里追了上來)

Sayori: HAhaHhAHhah! I overslept again, but I caught you this time

啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 (pewds??????) "我又睡過頭了!!" "但這次我追到你囉!"

I'm not keeping that voice up. Maybe, but only because I decided to stop and wait for you.

...我還是不要再用那個聲音了，"可能吧, 但也是我停下來等你的關係"

Sayori: Ehhhhhhh, you say that like you were thinking about ignoring me!

"咦咦咦咦咦咦～" "說的好像你打算無視我耶.."

Well, if people stare at you for acting weird,

"如果大家都看著你奇怪的樣子"

then I don't want them to think we're a couple or something you're not that hot I'm sorry, *Marzia is hotter than you*

"我不想讓他們以為我們是情侶還是啥的" 你也沒那麼辣 拍謝

I guess you don't have it in you to be me even if you want to.

"我猜就算你想你也做不出來噠~"

I hate this character already. Whatever you say, Sayori.

我已經開始討厭這角色了 "隨便你怎麼說...紗世里"

We cross the street together and make our way to school. As we draw near, the street become increasingly

(我們一起過馬路然後去學校，走過街角 熙熙攘攘閒聊的學生一下子就多了起來)

speckled with other student making their daily commute. By the way, pewdsipie,

A club? I told you already I'm not interested in joining any clubs

"社團?" "早就跟你說過我沒興趣加什麼社團"

That's not true! you told me you would join a club this year

"咦咦咦咦咦???不是吧！你跟我說今年你會加個社團的啊"

I'm sure it's possible that I did in one of our many conversations where I

dismissively go along with whatever she was going on about.

大概是隨便迎合她話題答應的吧)

Sayori likes to worry a little too much about me when I'm perfectly content

just getting by on average while spending my free time on games and anime. What a life to live!

(我只是把我的休閒時間完好的分配給了遊戲和動漫上) 多麼棒的生活!

I was talking about how I'm worried about

"我應該有跟你說過我有多擔心你"

Worried that you won't learn how to socialize or have any skills before college

"擔心你不會跟人打交道" "或在上大學前還沒任何特長吧"

This bitch is telling me how to socialize, excuse me. "Your happiness is really important to me y'know?"

這個小婊砸在跟我談社交?認真? "我很在乎你快不快樂啊~"

Oh, she's way over heads to us damn, and I know you're happy now

喔靠腰她真的有點太擔心我們了喔

But I'd die at the thought of you becoming a neet in a few years because you're not used to the real world

"我知道你現在很快樂""但我一想到幾年之後你可能會變成""一個完全無法融入社會的尼特族我就..."

Alright alright I'll look at a few clubs if it makes you happy no promises though

"好啦好啦""如果你這樣就會開心的話我會看看的"

"Will you at least promise me you'll try a little?" Okay, I guess I'll try with you dad YaAY

"但不保證我會加啦""至少答應我去看看?""好吧我答應你""耶耶耶耶耶耶-"

Why do I let myself get lectured by a carefree girl more than that I'm surprised to even let myself relent to her

(為什麼我非得讓這無憂無慮的女孩說教啊...) (比起這個, 我更訝異我這麼依靠她)

I guess seeing her worry so much about me makes me want to ease her mind at least a little bit

(大概是看她這麼擔心想 讓她安心一點吧) 

Even if she does exaggerate everything inside her head

We're in school hi everybody the school day is this ordinary as ever and it's over before I know it

我們在學校啦大家 (在學校的一天和往常一樣平淡) (也不知不覺就過完了)

But that's not how school works. Okay. It's never over before you know it

學、學校可不是這樣的好嗎? 簡直是度日如年哩甘災?

After I pack up my things I start blankly at the wall looking for an ounce of motivation clubs

(收拾完東西, 我茫然的盯著牆, 沒有任何動力) "社團啊...."

Sayori wants me to check out some clubs. I guess I have no choice, but to start with the anime club

(紗世里要我看看社團) (...除了動漫社我大概別無選擇了吧?)

Sorry must have come into the classroom while I was spacing out

(看來紗世里趁我發呆時溜了進來)

I look around and realize that I'm the only one left in the classroom

(看看四周 我發現我是唯一一個留在教室的人)

If Ana kid she came in out of the class name, but I figured you City history a through K me

"本來我在外面等你 但看你一直在那發呆我就進來了"

and if me you even waive immunity Amy breathe

"說真的,你的狀態搞不好比我想的還糟喔...)

Okay, it's going to make you late to your own Club. We say you may need to me keeps me in retaking game

"你的社團都快遲到了" "我想你可能需要人推你一把,我以為你知道...."

You know what weird if you can Kingdom eager you say hurry?

你知道啥"你可以加入我的社團呀""紗世里...""是的???"

Savories vice president of the literature club that sounds really boring

(紗世里是文學社的副社長)聽起來真的很無聊餒

Not that I was ever aware that she had any interest in literature in fact

(講真的,我從來不覺得她對文學有任何興趣)

I'm 99% sure she only did it because she thought it would be fun to help start a new club

(我百分之99確定她只是覺得和人成立新社團很好玩)

Since she was the first one to show interest after the one who proposed a club. She inherited the title vice president

(也因為她是第一個加入的社員) (她就自然而然的當上了副社長)

That said my interest in literature is guaranteed to be even less

"喔拜託...""你幹嘛那麼執著啊?"

Can't do it clip yesterday. I would bring a new baby

"我昨天跟社團說了會帶一個新成員去..."

And that's tsukimi cupcake is it everything well

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