I'm Julie from 4 months in the future.

我是 Julie，從四個月後的未來來的。

Actually?

真的假的？

Are you here to tell me what's going to happen?

妳是來跟我說會發生什麼事嗎？

Yeah, I mean... because of the butterfly effect, I can only really give you some loose details, but we'll go through the basics, yeah.

對！我是說... 因為蝴蝶效應的關係，我只能跟妳說一些大致的細節，不過我們最重要的部分都會講到。

Okay, cool!

好的， 酷喔！

So do you want the good news or the bad news?

所以... 妳想要聽好消息還是壞消息呢？

Oh, um, good... good news...?

喔... 嗯，好... 好消息好了？

Oh, great choice. Yeah. Cool, cool cool.

喔，嗯，選得好！

Um... so.

嗯... 所以呢。

Things have never been better for climate change.

氣候變遷的問題好轉了。

Well, that's great!

喔那太棒了！

Dolphins in the Venice canals.

威尼斯的運河裡出現海豚。

Really?

真的？

I know, I know... well, it's... I mean, I saw it on Facebook, I don't know if it's a real thing.

我知道，那個…我是說，我在臉書上面看到的，我不知道是不是真的。

My aunt posted it, but it seems pretty legit.

我的阿姨發的文，但它看起來很像真的。

Okay, well, that's incredible, you know, especially given the Australian wildfires.

尤其在澳洲大火之後。

The wha... Oh, yeah.

你說什麼之後？喔對耶。

'Cause, I mean, those are pretty, like, I think those are gonna be the defining feature of 2020.

因為我覺得這些就會是象徵 2020 的事件。

Yeah, you'd think ...

也是啦…

Oh, no?

不是嗎？

Not even a little bit.

差得遠了…

Really?

真的假的？

Wait, because they're... they're a pretty big deal.

等等，因為這是滿大的事情的耶。

Yeah, your definition of a pretty big deal is gonna change.

對，你對「大事件」的定義將被改變。

For sure.

一定。

Wow, okay, so what is the bad news then?

哇... 所以，壞消息是什麼？

You are gonna want to pull all your investments.

你會想要把你的所有投資變現。

What?

什麼？

Yeah, just, yeah, get everything out of the stock market.

就是這樣，把你持有的所有股票賣掉吧。

Ohhh, it's a recession.

喔喔！所以是經濟大蕭條。

And you know what? Put a little money in Zoom.

你知道嗎？買一些 Zoom 的股票。

Isn't that a conferencing app?

那不是視訊軟體嗎？

Yes. Trust me.

沒錯，相信我。

Okay...

好喔…

While we're being proactive here, actually, you could just do a Costco run real quick.

我們在這邊想要超前部署，還不如你現在趕快去 Costco 大採買。

It's gonna save you a lot of hassle.

這會為你省下很多麻煩的。

Costco?

好市多？

Do you have any hobbies?

你有沒有任何興趣啊？

You know, just something to keep you busy?

就是那些，能讓你一直有事做的興趣？

Um.... I... no, not really.

嗯… 我… 不，不算有。

You should get a dog!

你應該養一隻狗！

I want a dog! You know I want a dog!

我想養狗！你知道我想養狗的！

I just... they're... a lot of work.

只是… 養狗很麻煩。

And you've gotta walk, you've gotta go outside with them twice a day.

你要每天帶牠們出去散步兩次。

Right, the walks are gonna be clutch.

對… 出去走走會是你需要的。

Right, but, I mean, I have to leave them because I have so much travel coming up.

對，但我必須離開牠們，因為我有好多的旅行排好了。

Oh, no, you don't.

不，妳沒有。

Well, yeah. I travel for work.

我有呀？工作出差

Oh, you won't be working!

妳不會有工作。

But how do I afford stuff?

那我怎麼有錢買東西？

Do you take vitamins or juice?

妳吃維他命嗎？或者喝果汁？

No.

沒有。

Okay, It might be a good time to just, you know, get that body in tip-top shape.

可能... 現在該是，妳知道，把身體練好，練到巔峰體態。

Get strong, get those lungs a-pumping.

讓身體變強壯，好好練一練肺。

You know, cardio, a little aerobics.

妳知道，有氧運動？

What the hell is gonna happen?

見鬼到底會發生什麼事？

Look, I know, it all sounds scary, but... it's really not that bad.

我知道... 這些聽起來很嚇人，但其實沒有那麼糟啦。

You know, for you, right.

對妳而言。

I mean for some people it's…

對有些人來說就…

It's not.

不太妙。

But for you it's really not bad.

但對妳來說真的沒那麼糟。

Um, I would, you know.

這麼說吧。

Would you rather be a busy shopping mall or at home on the couch watching Netflix?

妳寧願去人擠人的地方逛街，還是待在家裡在沙發上看看 Netflix？

Uh... couch?

沙發？

Exactly.

正是如此

You're gonna be just fine.

妳沒問題的。

Okay ...

好喔…

What do you know about the world of big cats?

妳對老虎的世界知道些什麼？