Name: 想不到吧？向 2020 年初的你解釋全球疫情 (Explaining the Pandemic to my Past Self)
Uploaded: 2020-09-20T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 3 min

我是 Julie，從四個月後的未來來的。

Are you here to tell me what's going to happen?

妳是來跟我說會發生什麼事嗎？

Yeah, I mean... because of the butterfly effect, I can only really give you some loose details, but we'll go through the basics, yeah.

對！我是說... 因為蝴蝶效應的關係，我只能跟妳說一些大致的細節，不過我們最重要的部分都會講到。

So do you want the good news or the bad news?

所以... 妳想要聽好消息還是壞消息呢？

Oh, great choice. Yeah.  Cool, cool cool.

Things have never been better for climate change.

I know, I know... well, it's... I mean, I saw it on Facebook, I don't know if it's a real thing.

我知道，那個…我是說，我在臉書上面看到的，我不知道是不是真的。

My aunt posted it, but it seems pretty legit.

我的阿姨發的文，但它看起來很像真的。

Okay, well, that's incredible, you know, especially given the Australian wildfires.

'Cause, I mean, those are pretty, like, I think those are gonna be the defining feature of 2020.

因為我覺得這些就會是象徵 2020 的事件。

Wait, because they're... they're a pretty big deal.

等等，因為這是滿大的事情的耶。

Yeah, your definition of a pretty big deal is gonna change.

對，你對「大事件」的定義將被改變。

You are gonna want to pull all your investments.

你會想要把你的所有投資變現。

Yeah, just, yeah, get everything out of the stock market.

就是這樣，把你持有的所有股票賣掉吧。

And you know what? Put a little money in Zoom.

你知道嗎？買一些 Zoom 的股票。

While we're being proactive here, actually, you could just do a Costco run real quick.

我們在這邊想要超前部署，還不如你現在趕快去 Costco 大採買。

You know, just something to keep you busy?

就是那些，能讓你一直有事做的興趣？

我想養狗！你知道我想養狗的！

And you've gotta walk, you've gotta go outside with them twice a day.

你要每天帶牠們出去散步兩次。

Right, but, I mean, I have to leave them because I have so much travel coming up.

對，但我必須離開牠們，因為我有好多的旅行排好了。

Okay, It might be a good time to just, you know, get that body in tip-top shape.

可能... 現在該是，妳知道，把身體練好，練到巔峰體態。

讓身體變強壯，好好練一練肺。

Look, I know, it all sounds scary, but... it's really not that bad.

我知道... 這些聽起來很嚇人，但其實沒有那麼糟啦。

Would you rather be a busy shopping mall or at home on the couch watching Netflix?

妳寧願去人擠人的地方逛街，還是待在家裡在沙發上看看 Netflix？

What do you know about the world of big cats?

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想不到吧？向 2020 年初的你解釋全球疫情 (Explaining the Pandemic to my Past Self)

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