I am dripping with sweat and we are in one of our favorite areas in Tokyo. we're in Shimo-Kitazawa

我渾身是汗，我們在東京最喜歡的地方之一，我們在下北澤。

We're going to have some Kakigori. Let me show you what it's all about

我們要吃點柿子。讓我來告訴你這是怎麼回事吧

(If some of you don't know, Mandarin= Same family as tangerines, Yuzu= Citrus fruit similar to an orange meets a baby lemon, Matcha= Green Tea)

(如果有些人不知道，柑橘=和橘子同科，柚子=柑橘類水果，類似於橙子和小檸檬，抹茶=綠茶)

(M): Do you have 500 yen? (USD ~ $4.59) (S): I do!

(M):你有500日元嗎？(美元~4.59美元) (S): 我有!(S): 我有!

Both: Cool! (M): That's really nice

兩者：酷！（男）：酷(M):這是非常好的

(M): This is kind of old school. They're using an old school machine

(M):這是一種舊學校。他們使用的是老式機器

They're shaving it with an actual cube of ice.

他們在用真正的冰塊刮痧。

(It's so satisfying to see a clean ice cube for some reason.... ╰(▔∀▔)╯)

(不知道為什麼，看到一個乾淨的冰塊就很滿足......。╰(▔∀▔)╯)

The integrity is melting so fast! Today is actually 37 degrees (98.6 F) with the humidity, so it is pretty

誠信融化得太快了!今天實際上是37度(98.6華氏度)，加上溼度，所以它是相當的

Freakin hot out. I know this looks like a lot of food

真熱啊我知道這看起來像很多食物

But because they shave it so thinly like wafer-thin it's really not that much it. Just like dissolves in your mouth like a marshmallow

但因為他們颳得太薄了，像威化餅一樣薄，所以真的沒有那麼多它。就像溶解在你的嘴裡像一個棉花糖。

It's almost like cotton candy Ducky. Okay here. I go trying this one out.

這幾乎就像棉花糖Ducky。好吧，在這裡。我去嘗試這一個了。

mmm (≧◡≦)

mmm(≧◡≦)

You put it in your mouth your tongue presses down

你把它放進嘴裡 你的舌頭往下壓

And there's no pain or crunchiness the reason I say that there's no pain when you eat

而且沒有痛感和脆感 我之所以說吃的時候沒有痛感

This is because the equivalent we have in North America is like a snow cone

這是因為我們在北美有一個相當於雪錐的東西

Which is like ground up light bulbs put into like a crappy paper cup and then they like to turn it with like food

這就像磨碎的燈泡 放進一個蹩腳的紙杯裡 然後他們喜歡用食物來轉動它。

Dye it's so crunchy and painful on your tongue this just honestly compresses like Cotton candy

染上它，舌頭上很脆很痛，這才老老實實的像棉花糖一樣敷著呢

Mmm. It's like feathers dipped in Mango juice without the feathery aftertaste (-Martina 2017)

嗯。就像羽毛浸泡在芒果汁裡，卻沒有羽毛的回味（-馬蒂納2017年

Mmm. This place is using basically like a mango juice

嗯。這個地方用的基本上是芒果汁的樣子

so some places will use like a

所以有些地方會用像

A syrup that's kind of candy like other places we use the puree and as you make your way up the chain of Kakigori you can get

像其他地方一樣，我們用的是糖果糖漿，在柿子郡的連鎖店裡，可以買到。

Ones that are like in the 15~20 dollar range now when we live in Korea they had an equivalent of this like Patbingsu (Which again is Korean shaved ice with beans and other toppings)

在15~20美元的範圍內，現在我們住在韓國的時候，他們有一個相當於這樣的Patbingsu（這又是韓國的刨冰和豆子和其他配料）。

Right and that was fantastic and we went to Taiwan

是的，那是夢幻般的，我們去了臺灣。

We tried the ice monster version which was also fantastic

我們嘗試了冰雪怪獸的版本，這也是夢幻般的。

But just because you's had it in your country or the country or visiting doesn't mean you had all the types of shaved ice dessert

但是，僅僅因為你在你的國家或國家或訪問過它，並不意味著你吃過所有類型的刨冰甜點。

The style in Japan tastes totally different than the style we've had in other countries. I love Patbingsu

日本的風格和我們在其他國家吃過的風格完全不同。我喜歡八兵衛

I love the ice monster one with the milk block, but this also tastes totally different and it's only five bucks

我喜歡有奶塊的冰怪，但這個味道也完全不同，而且只有五塊錢

Cause we went to the cheapo place. You can go to ones that are like up twenty bucks

因為我們去的是便宜的地方。 你可以去那些是像20塊錢了

But I'm not paying 20 bucks for you to shave ice I'm sorry

但我不會花20塊錢讓你去刮冰，對不起。

(FLASHBACKS TO EXPENSIVE FRUIT MOMENTS...) ...Was roughly 44 dollars

(閃回到昂貴的水果時刻...) ...大概是44美元。

Oh that hurts.... (THE GRAPES HAVE MADE A RETURN) there are only 150 see that's totally cheap. They're only on just

哦，好痛....(The GRAPES HAVE MADE A RETRN)只有150見，完全便宜。他們只在剛剛

120 Dollars more

120美元以上

OH MY GAWD!!!!

哦，我的天哪！！！！！！！！！!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have like limits. You know

我有喜歡的限制。你知道嗎？

I'm glad Martina's finally done talking so I could try some of this myself

我很高興瑪蒂娜終於說完了，這樣我就可以自己試試這個了

She was really trying to stretch out those points as long as she could. (M): Mama didn't raise no fool

她真的是想把這些點儘可能的拉長。 (M):媽媽沒有提出沒有傻瓜

It's a super important for you to get videos of the snowfall outside... (M): Where's my pancake?

對你來說，外面的降雪是一個超級重要的視頻... ...(M):哪裡是我的煎餅？

(M): I feel warm, I feel safe...

(M):我感到溫暖，我感到安全... ...

Feel like I'm by a campfire as a kid. Did you just eat that whole last piece?

感覺就像我小時候在篝火旁一樣。你是不是把最後一塊都吃完了？

what's great about this is that it kind of feels almost guilt free because you saw it's a block of ice and ice is just

最棒的是，這感覺幾乎是無罪的，因為你看到了這是一塊冰，而冰只是... ...

Water so you're not really gaining that many calories from this the only thing you really have calories from is

水，所以你並沒有真正獲得那麼多的卡路里，你唯一真正有卡路里的是

A little squirt on top, and it's not even like super sweet sugary

在上面噴一下，都不像超甜的糖分了

and covered in food Dye, bizarre chemicals, business. This it just tastes like just mango juice really

並佈滿了食品染色劑，奇異的化學物質，企業。這它只是味道只是芒果汁真的

Mmm.

嗯。

And in some places you can get that really gross

而在一些地方，你可以得到那個真正的毛澤東

Syrupy kind like we've seen them before. I didn't necessarily like those so we're not sharing those with you today.

糖漿的那種，就像我們之前看到的一樣。我不一定喜歡這些，所以今天不和大家分享這些。

Another thing I really like about Kakigori

柿子郡的另一個特點是，我很喜歡。

It's really hard for me to get brain freeze this way because you got to really like slow down

我很難用這種方式讓大腦凍結，因為你必須真的喜歡慢下來。

You got to scoop it up and eat it

你得把它挖出來吃了。

I don't think I've ever had brain freeze with this while if you like super cold drinks, you could ever get brain for you

我不認為我曾經有過腦凍結與此同時，如果你喜歡超級冷飲，你可以永遠得到大腦為你。

So Kakigori is safe for your brain. Oh my God it all melted off my spoon.

所以說，柿子裡對你的大腦是安全的。天啊，我的勺子都化了。

word of advice (more like Strategy to survive in the Kakigori world)

忠告(更像是加計森世界的生存策略)

It's really good if you let someone else eat the top first and then a lot of it melts to the bottom and the sweet

如果你讓別人先吃上面的東西，然後很多東西都融到了下面，甜甜的，真的很好吃。

Juice goes with it so Martina did the first talks here. And I'm getting to enjoy all the really yummy-ness right here

果汁與之相配，所以瑪蒂娜在這裡做了第一次談話。我可以在這裡享受所有的美味了

(M): That's it i'm coming in! (；￣Д￣)

(M):就是這樣，我進來了！(；￣Д￣)

I was wrong about the brain freeze you actually can eat this too quickly

我錯了，腦凍你其實可以吃這個太快了。

I don't know why I thought that before maybe I'm just old and brain freeze hits me a lot faster than usual

我不知道為什麼我之前會這麼想 也許是我年紀大了，腦筋急轉彎比平時快了很多

I think we kind of umm

我想我們有點嗯

Didn't get to finish all the things we want to say about this

我們想說的話還沒說完呢

We should probably buy another Kakigori, so we could keep talking

我們應該再買一個柿子，這樣我們就可以繼續哈拉了。

(M): I think you're right. For science. (S): For science, because we need people to see.

(M):我想你是對的。對於科學。(S):因為我們需要人們看到。

(M): oh pancha..

(男)：哦，pancha... ...

(S): I made a bit of a mess... (M): I mean... is "bit" the word you're looking for?

(S):我做了一個有點亂... ...(M):我的意思是... ... 是 "位 "這個詞 你在尋找什麼？

(S): Aw, man, I totally ruined it. (M): You sure did… and you know what? Them's the breaks with the kakigori.

(S):噢，夥計，我完全毀了它。(M):你肯定沒有... 你知道嗎？他們的休息與kakigori。

Well, now, I get to finally taste this now that I've ruined half of it. Let me see the pineapple one

好了，現在，我終於可以嚐嚐這個了，我已經毀了一半了。讓我看看菠蘿的那個

Mmm. What is this pineapple taste? I guess it doesn't taste like the pineapples you buy fresh. (M): It tastes like a virgin Pina Colada (no alcohol)

嗯。這菠蘿是什麼味道？我想它的味道和你買的新鮮菠蘿不一樣。(M):它的味道像一個處女皮納可樂（不含酒精）。

Mmm. MMMM. (M): You're right the bottom is the best part (S): Ain't it though? (M): Woo, this is just like ice-cold pineapple now

嗯。MMMM。(M):你說得對，底部是最好的部分（S）。是不是雖然？(M):嗚，這就像 冰冷的菠蘿現在。

This tastes like Pina Colada and has a coconut-y taste to it. It's not it's not just pineapple

這味道像Pina Colada，有椰子味。這不是它不只是菠蘿。

I think it probably pineapple coconut syrup. Wow this is great

我想可能是菠蘿椰子糖漿。哇，這真是太好了

I need to bring a little mickey a rum and just like dump it on in there and be like "ah kakigori!~"

我需要帶一個小米奇朗姆酒，就像傾倒在那裡，並像 "啊kakigori！"。

(S): Um, I'm not sure if that's the way to do things (M): um you know

(S):嗯，我不知道如果這是做事的方式 （M）：嗯，你知道的

I think it is you get it and then you bring up tiny Little Malibu?

我想是你明白了，然後你就提起了小小的小馬利布？

and then you just gently drizzle that on top and then you make yourself a

然後你只是輕輕地淋在上面，然後你讓自己的。

I wonder if people actually serve any alcoholic Kakigori! (M): Kaki Colada

不知道大家是否真的會提供酒類的柿子酒呢!(M):加基可樂達

We're enjoying a kind of traditional old-school Kakigori, but you can go to places now

我們正在享受一種傳統的老式加計森，但你可以去的地方了。

That serve you like an espresso shot then you have to like pour through the hand shaved milk Kakigori that drips into a cup that

你要像意式濃縮咖啡一樣，然後你要像倒過手刨奶的Kakigori一樣，滴入一個杯子裡。

You catch below that once you finish you can drink that coffee cup. They've got Matcha ones with, like, reaaaally high quality tea

你看下面，一旦你完成你可以喝咖啡杯。他們有抹茶的，就像，非常高質量的茶一樣

They make straight in front of you

他們直接在你面前

They've got all different kinds ones that have condensed milk with it ones that come with Little chunks of mochi one with Azuki beans

他們有各種不同的品種 有帶煉乳的，有帶小塊麻糬的，有帶紫菜豆的。

So you don't need to just have this kind, but as you said before this is kind of a old-school one

所以，你不需要只有這種，但就像你之前說的，這是一種老派的。

Which is why it only cost us 500 yen and frankly

這就是為什麼我們只花了500日元的原因，而且老實說

I'm not waiting in a 1 hour lineup to get to some of the famous places. Can you imagine Ducky? Waiting an hour?

我不會為了去一些名勝古蹟而排1個小時的隊。你能想象Ducky嗎？等一個小時？

No.

不知道

Hmm. (S): Now if you're coming to Japan and you want to try Kakigori yourself?

嗯。(S):現在，如果你來日本 你想嘗試Kakigori自己？

All you really need to know is if you see the floating cloth with the red kanji in the blue around it,

你真正需要知道的是，如果你看到周圍藍色的紅色漢字的浮布。

They're selling Kakigori there make sure you give it a shot and try all the different kinds you can find. I made a mess....

在那裡有賣烤肉的，一定要去嚐嚐，嚐嚐各種不同的品種。我弄得一團糟... ...

Even though I wiped it down. I still feel really sticky. How am I gonna de-stickify myself?

雖然我擦了一下。我還是覺得很粘。我怎麼才能讓自己不粘呢？

I could probably just sweat it off

我可能只是出汗了

And it was just like be released to the sweat pouring off my body anyways, or I could just throw my body on my wife

它就像被釋放到汗水傾瀉我的身體反正， 或者我可以只是把我的身體在我的妻子。

Come here girl

姑娘，過來

Give me a kiss

給我一個吻

In conclusion,

最後：

we've learned several lessons today. One: Be careful with your kakigori. At any second it could just

我們今天學到了幾個教訓。第一，小心你的kakigori。在任何時候，它可能只是

tumble to the ground like the tower of Babel. And to come to Japan and try many different

像巴別塔一樣轟然倒地。而來到日本，嘗試了許多不同的

flavors. If you guys want to hit up the location that we went to we will leave you the instructions on how to get there on

味道。如果你們想打的位置，我們去了，我們將離開你的訓示如何到達那裡的

Our blog post. Otherwise, I think it really needs to cool down somewhere, ducky

我們的博文。否則，我認為它真的需要冷卻下來的地方，鴨子。

I need to just go find the shade and the air conditioning

我只需要去找陰涼處和空調就好了