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  • I cannot believe how obscenely expensive pizzas in Japan are.

    我無法相信日本的披薩有多貴。

  • It's Halloween and Pizza Hut has a Halloween Pizza special.

    今天是萬聖節,必勝客推出了萬聖節披薩專場。

  • I know some people are gonna watch us and think

    我知道有些人會看著我們,並認為。

  • We're not. There's lots of great pizza, today we're gonna try the weird stuff.

    我們沒有有很多好吃的披薩,今天我們要試試奇怪的東西。

  • This by the way is a medium sized pizza.

    對了,這個是中等大小的披薩。

  • So we ordered two medium pizzas, and that was three thousand six hundred forty some odd yen, which is roughly

    所以我們點了兩個中號的披薩,一共是三千六百四十多日元,大概是...

  • THIRTY-SIX DOLLARS!!

    三十六美元!

  • I've had slices of pizza this size for like two or three bucks

    我吃過這種大小的披薩片,兩三塊錢就能買到了

  • So the Halloween special came with two pizzas and one of them is like a sweet pizza, and one is a savory pizza

    所以,萬聖節特輯裡有兩個披薩,其中一個是甜的披薩,一個是鹹的披薩。

  • And I got to tell you the sweet pizza right now smells

    我得告訴你,甜蜜的比薩餅現在聞起來...

  • M: disgusting S: It's so

    M:噁心 S:是這樣的。

  • You could smell the sugar of it, so you're thinking of kind of like a dessert like a cinnamon doughnut

    你能聞到它的糖味,所以你想的是一種像桂圓一樣的甜點。

  • It's a smell that you have but then there's all the savory

    這是你有的味道,但還有所有的鹹味。

  • Creamy undertone of the smell

    奶油味的底色

  • It smells vile, so we're gonna start with it

    它聞起來很噁心,所以我們要從它開始。

  • I got my nose too close to that one.

    我的鼻子離那個太近了。

  • We have four flavors of pizza here today

    我們今天有四種口味的披薩在這裡。

  • We have the Hottest Potay Mayo, the Mayo beef potato

    我們有最火爆的美澳洋芋,美澳牛肉洋芋。

  • The Quattro Fromage and the Double Bacon Tomato

    Quattro法式奶酪和雙培根西紅柿

  • So this whole crust is covered with a cinnamon sugar sweetness to it.

    所以這整個餅皮上都是桂花糖的甜味。

  • Why? S: Why is that considered Halloween?

    為什麼呢?S:為什麼認為是萬聖節?

  • This is not Halloween right here

    這裡不是萬聖節

  • But this is the stuff of nightmares so maybe you're on the right track

    但這是惡夢的東西 所以也許你的方向是對的

  • starting with the cheese!

    從奶酪開始!

  • Here we are going

    在這裡,我們要

  • Oh, my gosh. This caramel crust is all like becoming a juicy moistness.

    哦,我的天哪。這焦糖皮都像變成了一種多汁的溼潤。

  • This is really THICC!

    這真的是THICC!

  • S: Here we go M: All right.

    S:開始了 M:好的。

  • S: Let's go. M: Okay. Let's do it

    S:S: Let's go.M:好的。我們走吧

  • Mmm the cheese part so far

    嗯,到目前為止,奶酪的部分

  • is fantastic, but I still smell the caramel

    是夢幻般的,但我還是聞到了焦糖的味道。

  • But that cheese is hmm really good cheese!

    但那塊奶酪是嗯真的好奶酪!

  • It's like a ricotta

    這就像一個意大利乳酪

  • S: This is really dense cheese M: This is fantastically delicious though

    S:這真的是密密麻麻的奶酪,不過這真是太美味了

  • You've never had a cheese pizza like this

    你從來沒有吃過像這樣的奶酪披薩。

  • It really is an even spread of four different kinds of cheese, right?

    真的是四種不同的奶酪的均勻分佈吧?

  • Isn't that mozzarella blob amazing?

    那個馬蘇裡拉奶酪球是不是很神奇?

  • M: I'm just getting more and more

    男:我只是越來越多的

  • S: excited

    S:興奮

  • No, uncomfortable because as you head towards the crust

    不,不舒服,因為當你走向地殼的時候

  • You can smell it and you know how your smell is really important when it comes to eating food

    你可以聞到它,你知道在吃食物的時候,你的嗅覺是多麼的重要。

  • I'm gonna bite the cinnamon cheese crust. I'm going in

    我要去咬肉桂奶酪皮了 I'm gonna bite the cinnamon cheese crust.我要進去了

  • What is it inside the cross oh, it's the crust cheese, it's not a real cheese

    十字架裡面是什麼東西哦,是地殼奶酪,不是真正的奶酪。

  • Well, it's not that gooey chust kreeze that you usually like

    不是你平時喜歡的那種黏糊糊的小酒館的味道

  • Did you call that chust kreeze?

    你把這叫做 "微風 "嗎?

  • I actually don't mind this caramel now

    其實我現在已經不介意這個焦糖了。

  • Can I just tell you we picked the piece that we thought would be the grossest?

    我可以告訴你,我們挑選了我們認為最噁心的作品嗎?

  • But I think cheese and sugar might be okay

    但我覺得奶酪和糖可能是好的

  • This cheese one is amazing. Let me just say I'm rather disappointed

    這個奶酪很神奇。我只想說,我相當失望

  • I really wanted to have a terrible response to this, but I really like this

    我真的很想有一個可怕的反應,但我真的很喜歡這個。

  • I mean wow

    我的意思是哇

  • The cheese is fluffy and creamy

    芝士鬆軟,口感細膩

  • And it just matches really well

    而且它只是匹配真的很好

  • The inside cheese is not like those stringy mozzarella

    裡面的奶酪不象那些馬蘇裡拉乾酪那麼粘稠。

  • It tastes kind of like a

    它的味道有點像一個

  • Almost like a puffy cream cheese melt

    幾乎就像一個蓬鬆的奶油奶酪融化。

  • The cheese actually works really well with the sugar because the cheese doesn't have like a strong

    奶酪其實真的很好用的糖,因為奶酪沒有像一個強大的

  • Distinctive cheese flavor M: That's what I was saying it's like a ricotta pudding

    獨特的奶酪味道M:這就是我說的它就像一個意大利乳酪布丁。

  • I'm sad this is yummy

    我很傷心,這很好吃

  • Could be because we starved ourselves before eating this

    可能是因為我們在吃這個之前,把自己餓壞了

  • This one has tons of meat on it the one right beside it barely has any like look at how much meat's on this one

    這個上面有很多肉 旁邊那個幾乎沒有肉 看看這個上面有多少肉?

  • And you really got the short end of the stick there you ever have pizza with a friend and they grab a slice

    你真的得到了棍子的短端有 你曾經有一個朋友的比薩餅,他們搶了一片。

  • and it got like four pepperonis on it, and then you grab it

    它得到了像四個辣椒上, 然後你抓住它,

  • And you just got like half a slice of one pepperoni on it. And your pepperoni fell off and lay it on theirs they didn't

    而你只是得到了像半片 一個辣香腸就可以了。而你的意大利香腸掉了下來,並把它放在他們的,他們沒有。

  • Give it back to you

    還給你

  • So that's kind of what's happening here - mine is covered in like this stringy meat

    所以這就是這裡發生的事情--我的身上佈滿了像這樣的肉絲。

  • And it's got this like yellow mustard mayo all over it, this one might be gross. Let's see

    而且它得到了這個像黃色芥末蛋黃醬, 這一個可能是毛。讓我們來看看

  • My first bite was

    我的第一口是

  • delicious! S: This is-- This is so good.

    好吃!S:這是------太好吃了。

  • M: It's like potato.

    男:就像洋芋一樣。

  • So good. Oh my god

    真好我的天啊

  • Come on, Japan!

    來吧,日本!

  • I thought it was gonna be like excessive mayonnaise and something gross, but it's actually like they didn't use dough

    我還以為會有過量的蛋黃醬之類的噁心東西,但實際上他們好像沒有用麵糰一樣

  • It's like they used potato instead, so it's almost like you're eating a thinly sliced cooked potato pizza with a tiny bit of

    就像他們用洋芋來代替,所以幾乎就像你在吃一個薄薄的熟洋芋比薩餅,裡面有一點點的

  • Like savory and cream on top just I want to have these potatoes by themselves

    像鹹味和奶油在上面只是我想有這些洋芋本身

  • M: This is infuriating! S: This is upsettingly good!

    M:這是令人氣憤的!S:這真是令人氣憤的好事!

  • I want my money back.

    我想要回我的錢。

  • I'm gonna be like Dear Pizza Hut your pizza was good, and I'm furious! S: Yeah

    我會像親愛的必勝客一樣,你的披薩很好吃,我很生氣!S:是啊

  • I just ate a little nub of that potato on its own for science.

    我只是為了科學,自己吃了一小塊洋芋。

  • And it was so freaking good. So freaking good. Oh

    它是如此畸形的好。所以嚇死人的好。哦,是的

  • Okay, let's try the next two pieces and just see

    好吧,讓我們來試試接下來的兩件作品,看看

  • So this is the sausage and potato one with a little bit corn on it

    所以這個是香腸和洋芋的,上面有一點玉米

  • Don't like corn on my pizza. Don't like corn on my pizza. Okay, let's try it out.

    我不喜歡我的披薩上有玉米。不喜歡玉米在我的比薩上。好吧,讓我們試試吧。

  • Oh my god

    我的天啊

  • S: That's so good M: Infuriating

    S:真好,真讓人氣憤

  • The sausage itself is fantastic

    臘腸本身就很好吃

  • Good seasoning and salt balance It's smoky

    調味和鹽的平衡很好,很有煙味

  • Yeah, it tastes like, not like a breakfast sausage,

    是的,它的味道就像,不像是早餐香腸。

  • and it doesn't taste like a McDonald's patty sausage

    而且味道也不像麥當勞的肉餅香腸。

  • It tastes like a sausage that you would cut and dip in mustard

    味道就像切開的香腸,蘸著芥末吃一樣

  • I mean cause they put mustard on top of it the mustard and the sausage work really well together

    我是說因為他們在上面放了芥末 芥末和香腸配合得很好。

  • I really wanted a video of us suffering.

    我真的很想拍一段我們痛苦的視頻。

  • I think it's fun to suffer on camera. It's enjoyable

    我覺得在鏡頭下受苦很有趣。這是很有趣的

  • Ready? Blueberry sauce pizza crust.

    準備好了嗎?藍莓醬比薩餅皮。

  • Not enjoyable.

    不喜歡。

  • Did you eat the pocket of cinnamon cream cheese yet? I did

    你吃了那口袋肉桂奶油奶酪了嗎?吃了

  • Why is there cinnamon flavor on my pizza?

    為什麼我的披薩上有肉桂味?

  • Okay time for the crust

    好了,是時候吃麵皮了

  • This might be one of the worst things I've actually willingly eaten in Korea

    這可能是我在韓國真正願意吃的最差的東西之一。

  • but I'm just liking this too much

    但我就是太喜歡這個了

  • There is no way that I would ever order this pizza normally.

    平時我是不可能點這個披薩的。

  • I would never say hey guys

    我不會說嘿,夥計們

  • What about a sausage corn potato cheese filled crust covered with sugar?

    香腸玉米洋芋奶酪餡的餅皮裹上糖怎麼辦?

  • And everyone will be like oh my god?

    每個人都會像哦,我的上帝?

  • That's totally what I have a hankering for

    這正是我所渴望的。

  • We ordered this kind of on a dare

    我們大著膽子點了這種東西

  • To be like

    要像

  • Should we or shouldn't we??

    我們到底該不該?

  • This is like somebody say hey

    這就像有人說嘿

  • I dare you to jump off that cliff, and then you jump up the cliff then you discover you could fly

    我敢讓你從懸崖上跳下來,然後你跳上懸崖,然後你發現你會飛了

  • M: Yeah, and you're like, "What the heck?" S: Aww, man!

    M:是啊,然後你就會說:"搞什麼鬼?"S:啊,夥計!

  • This is not the BEST pizza.

    這不是最好的披薩。

  • It's got a lot of things going on, and so, for those of you that like simplicity,

    它有很多事情要做,所以,對於那些喜歡簡單的人。

  • like you just want pepperoni and cheese,

    就像你只是想要辣腸和奶酪。

  • this is not gonna be for you, because every slice tastes like a different thing.

    這不是要去為你, 因為每一個切片 味道像一個不同的東西。

  • The cheese one tasted like having cheese sampling

    奶酪的味道就像吃奶酪試吃--。

  • S: Every slice tastes like heaven. M: I KNOW! Dx

    S:每一片的味道就像天堂。M:我知道!Dx

  • It's so good.

    它是如此的好。

  • Rr!

    Rr!

  • Oh my gawd!

    哦,我的天哪!

  • M: All right S: I'm so

    M:好吧 S:我很...

  • I'm fed up. Do you hear me?

    我受夠了。你聽到了嗎?

  • Rrrgh! Dx

    Rrrgh!Dx

  • M: All right, let's try this. S: Mmm

    M:好吧,我們試試這個。S:嗯...

  • M: Wow so many things in here. S: The tomato in here is so sweet. This is ridiculous.

    M:哇,這裡面的東西真多。S:這裡面的西紅柿好甜啊。這真是太可笑了。

  • They chopped up what tastes like a fresh tomato salsa.

    他們剁碎的味道就像新鮮的西紅柿沙拉醬。

  • Yeah, I mean look at these. These are like chunks of tomato

    是啊,我的意思是看這些。這些都是像番茄塊

  • It's not just like that weird red sauce that you wind up putting on stuff that you THINK may be tomato

    它不像那種奇怪的紅色醬汁,你風把東西,你認為可能是番茄的東西

  • But it kind of just like chunky ketchup

    但它有點像厚厚的番茄醬。

  • What is this one's supposed to be?

    這個應該是什麼?

  • Double bacon and tomato?

    雙份培根和西紅柿?

  • So I thought to myself: isn't tomato just tomato sauce?

    於是我想:番茄不就是番茄醬嗎?

  • But it's not! S: No

    但它不是!S:沒有

  • They've actually done tomato sauce and then added extra to it

    其實他們已經做了番茄醬,然後加了額外的醬汁。

  • Like actual tomato on this

    像真正的西紅柿在這

  • I'm just - I'm just I'm furious

    我只是... 我只是... 我很生氣。

  • This is a good balance of crust to toppings because usually oh man

    這是一個很好的平衡地殼和澆頭,因為通常哦,人

  • I'm stuttering I'm so impressed by this all the toppings here are so generous yet

    我口吃了 我對這個印象深刻 這裡所有的配料都很豐盛,但又不失為一個好辦法

  • Not overwhelming for the density of the crust this is science

    對於地殼的密度來說,這並不是壓倒性的,這是科學。

  • There's a scientist that came here there needs to be a Nobel Prize for pizza. You need to calm down, okay

    有一個科學家來到這裡... ...需要一個諾貝爾獎的比薩餅。你需要冷靜下來,好嗎?

  • This is too good, I'm angry!

    這也太厲害了,我生氣了!

  • This isn't the video that I wanted, this isn't what I signed up for!

    這不是我想要的視頻,這不是我報名的內容!

  • Well, I give this a disappointing thumbs down

    好吧,我給這個令人失望的大拇指下。

  • Wow thoroughly disappointed ten out of ten

    哇,徹底的失望了,十分的失望

  • Ten out of ten would order this for friends

    十個人中有十個人會點這個給朋友

  • I think we should try the other one okay the other one I hope sucks

    我想我們應該試試另一個好嗎 另一個我希望很爛

  • What are your hopes and dreams for the second pizza?

    你對第二個披薩有什麼希望和夢想?

  • I want all the sausage to be like really really tough

    我想讓所有的香腸都變得非常非常堅韌。

  • Yes, and chewy with those hard little nubbles in there

    是的,還有那些硬邦邦的小絨毛,很有嚼頭。

  • which you think to yourself: This might actually be an unprocessed pig ear

    你心想,這可能是未加工的豬耳朵。這可能真的是一個未加工的豬耳朵。

  • I definitely want to feel my stomach like evacuate you know

    我一定要感覺到我的胃像疏散一樣,你知道嗎?

  • when you eat something in and your stomach goes

    當你吃的東西,你的肚子去

  • And it goes right into your intestines. I'm really looking forward to that

    而且它會直接進入你的腸道。我真的很期待

  • I hope the whole thing is strange and unmanageably disgusting

    我希望整件事都是奇怪的,不可收拾的噁心的。

  • Please disappoint me, pizza.

    請讓我失望,披薩。

  • I wanna feel sad

    我想傷心

  • all right Pizza

    好了,披薩

  • Number two has been in the oven it is nice and warm. That's that problem

    二號已經在爐子裡烤過了,很暖和。就是這個問題

  • It's got saffron as we all know is a garbage thing to put on things

    有藏紅花,我們都知道,這是一個垃圾的東西,放在東西上。

  • Instead of cheese in the crust they have rolled in individual sausages, which I'm sure are gonna be terrible

    餅皮裡沒有奶酪,而是捲進了單獨的香腸,我肯定會很難吃。

  • We have the deluxe and we have the cheese and cheese.

    我們有豪華型的,我們有奶酪和奶酪。

  • the special uma bulgogi

    特級品

  • Okay, we have the tsuna mild

    好吧,我們有津奈溫和

  • Let's - let's do it. Let's eat this and hate ourselves

    讓我們--讓我們來做吧。讓我們吃這個,恨自己

  • This feels really oily to start with this feels like

    這感覺真的很油膩開始這感覺像

  • Revoltingly oily S: You know what this is too oily, Pizza Hut

    反覆油膩的S:你知道這個太油膩了,必勝客。

  • Here we go

    我們走吧

  • I don't like this one at all.

    我一點也不喜歡這個。

  • It's way too salty, and it's super oily

    太鹹了,而且超油的!

  • I mean it's not the most disgusting thing I've ever had but

    我的意思是,這不是最噁心的事情,我曾經有過,但

  • Well, did you try the crust?

    那麼,你有沒有嘗試過的地皮?

  • M: I'm gonna go backwards S: Try the crust

    M:我要倒過來S。試試地殼

  • We just got hosed down

    我們剛被灌了水

  • I just squirted sausage all over the ground

    我只是把香腸噴得滿地都是而已。

  • I'm just covered in Simon's sausage

    我只是沾了西門的香腸而已

  • My sausage juice is everywhere

    我的香腸汁到處都是

  • The sausage is actually really good. S: That's a nice smoky sausage

    其實這根香腸真的很好吃。 S:這香腸的煙燻味真不錯

  • Yeah, it's really really juicy, it's really really smoky

    是的,它真的真的多汁,它真的真的煙燻。

  • But I don't like this piece at all! No!

    但我一點也不喜歡這個作品!不喜歡!

  • So that one wasn't the best one M: No, in my opinion this one was just way

    所以那張不是最好的一張 M:不是,在我看來這張只是方式。

  • too much stuff happening. It was salty,

    太多的東西發生。它是鹹的。

  • it was oily, the saffron - you couldn't even taste it

    它是油性的,紅花 - 你甚至不能品嚐它。

  • What would have made this a lot better? Caramel sugar.

    怎樣才能讓這一切變得更好? 焦糖

  • Okay, I have room only for one more piece

    好了,我只剩下一件了

  • Oh, because you've been eating all your pieces! S: because they're delicious

    哦,因為你的作品都被你吃光了!S:因為它們很好吃

  • I just took a bite and then like examined it and put it back down again

    我只是咬了一口,然後像檢查了一下,又把它放了下來。

  • That is rank.

    這就是等級。

  • This one is a tuna.

    這個是金槍魚。

  • You could see the tuna on right there

    你可以看到金槍魚就在那裡

  • That is some canned tuna

    那是一些罐頭金槍魚

  • So you ordered pizza with canned tuna on it, huh?

    所以你點了有金槍魚罐頭的披薩,嗯?

  • **fart noise**

    **屁聲**

  • It's not that bad, whoa.

    沒那麼糟,哇。

  • But it's also gross at the same time.

    但同時也很噁心。

  • oh, no, I don't like that

    哦,不,我不喜歡這樣。

  • This is not just tuna this is tuna salad

    這不僅僅是金槍魚,這是金槍魚沙拉

  • so the tuna has a lot of mayo mixed in

    所以,金槍魚有很多蛋黃醬混合在一起

  • if you ever get like those

    如果你能像他們那樣

  • Tuna salads at Subway where they just do like those scoops of tuna, this is

    金槍魚沙拉在Subway,他們只是做喜歡那些勺子的金槍魚,這是。

  • I think we can all vote together - should I put canned tuna on a pizza?

    我想大家可以一起投票--金槍魚罐頭要不要放在披薩上?

  • Yes, no everyone in favor of no put your hand up

    贊成的,不贊成的,都舉起手來

  • I'm sorry. It is so overwhelmingly fishy and the mayonnaise got warm

    我很抱歉。腥味太重了,蛋黃醬也變熱了。

  • That's like someone giving you a warm egg salad sandwich

    就像有人給你一個熱乎乎的雞蛋沙拉三明治一樣

  • And you're like S: It needs to be cold and refreshing

    而你就像S:它需要冰涼和清爽

  • You want it to be like it did not rot in the sun for the past 25 minutes.

    你要它像過去25分鐘沒有在太陽下腐爛一樣。

  • You know why the first pieces were so good?

    你知道為什麼第一件作品那麼好嗎?

  • Cause we were starving

    因為我們都在捱餓

  • Nothing is quite as good for flavoring your food as hunger

    沒有什麼比飢餓更能讓你的食物變得更美味的了

  • I disagree with you because that cheese pizza we had looked so gross, but when I bit in, it was fluffy,

    我不同意你的說法,因為我們吃的那個奶酪披薩看起來很噁心,但當我咬下去的時候,它很鬆軟。

  • S: It was bombastic M: creamy cheese.

    S:這是轟轟烈烈的M:奶油奶酪。

  • Whoa. I don't know how to feel about today. I feel confused

    我不知道今天是什麼感覺我不知道今天的感覺如何。我覺得很困惑

  • I feel sleepy

    我覺得困了

  • I need to take a nap

    我要睡一覺

  • Wake me up in a couple hours and I'll come to a decision

    過幾個小時把我叫醒,我再做決定

  • I need to go for a jog

    我需要去慢跑

  • If you haven't seen our previous pizza videos before we're linking them in the playlist here and otherwise

    如果你還沒有看到我們以前的比薩視頻,我們在這裡的播放列表中鏈接他們,否則

  • I want to know what's the weirdest pizza that you've ever tried.

    我想知道你試過的最奇怪的披薩是什麼?

  • We love trying out a whole bunch of different foods

    我們喜歡嘗試各種不同的食物。

  • Even if we know that they might disappoint us

    即使我們知道他們可能會讓我們失望。

  • I always think is gonna be a good story to tell I'm gonna remember this caramel sugar pizza forever

    我總覺得這是個好故事,我會永遠記住這個焦糖披薩。

  • I will, it might haunt our dreams. We might wake up and be like

    我會的,它可能會困擾我們的夢想。我們可能會醒來,像

  • it'll be like Szechuan sauce where we're like

    這將是像四川醬,我們像

  • I just want that caramel sugar crust!

    我只想要那個焦糖皮!

  • MM-Morty, do you-- do you understand what I'm saying?

    MM -莫蒂,你 -- 你明白我在說什麼嗎?

  • It it just--- blehh

    它只是... ... blehh

  • Really really need it

    真的很需要

  • I think that you gotta try out this caramel sugar

    我想你一定要試試這個焦糖

  • Well, you've probably only got like a week left

    好吧,你可能只得到 像一個星期左

  • You'll remember this forever. All right. Let's go jog around the block.

    你會永遠記住這一點。好吧,我們去繞著街區慢跑吧。讓我們去慢跑周圍的塊。

  • Let's lift some weights. Let's go have a green smoothie

    讓我們舉起一些重量。我們去喝杯綠色冰沙吧

  • Um and get on with the rest of our day

    嗯,並得到與我們一天的其餘部分。

  • Burning up the pizza S: I'm gonna go take a nap

    燒掉披薩 S:我去睡一會

  • Burning off the pizza

    燒掉披薩

I cannot believe how obscenely expensive pizzas in Japan are.

我無法相信日本的披薩有多貴。

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