It's Halloween and Pizza Hut has a Halloween Pizza special.

今天是萬聖節，必勝客推出了萬聖節披薩專場。

I know some people are gonna watch us and think

我知道有些人會看著我們，並認為。

We're not. There's lots of great pizza, today we're gonna try the weird stuff.

我們沒有有很多好吃的披薩，今天我們要試試奇怪的東西。

This by the way is a medium sized pizza.

對了，這個是中等大小的披薩。

So we ordered two medium pizzas, and that was three thousand six hundred forty some odd yen, which is roughly

所以我們點了兩個中號的披薩，一共是三千六百四十多日元，大概是...

THIRTY-SIX DOLLARS!!

三十六美元！

I've had slices of pizza this size for like two or three bucks

我吃過這種大小的披薩片，兩三塊錢就能買到了

So the Halloween special came with two pizzas and one of them is like a sweet pizza, and one is a savory pizza

所以，萬聖節特輯裡有兩個披薩，其中一個是甜的披薩，一個是鹹的披薩。

And I got to tell you the sweet pizza right now smells

我得告訴你，甜蜜的比薩餅現在聞起來...

M: disgusting S: It's so

M：噁心 S：是這樣的。

You could smell the sugar of it, so you're thinking of kind of like a dessert like a cinnamon doughnut

你能聞到它的糖味，所以你想的是一種像桂圓一樣的甜點。

It's a smell that you have but then there's all the savory

這是你有的味道，但還有所有的鹹味。

Creamy undertone of the smell

奶油味的底色

It smells vile, so we're gonna start with it

它聞起來很噁心，所以我們要從它開始。

I got my nose too close to that one.

我的鼻子離那個太近了。

We have four flavors of pizza here today

我們今天有四種口味的披薩在這裡。

We have the Hottest Potay Mayo, the Mayo beef potato

我們有最火爆的美澳洋芋，美澳牛肉洋芋。

The Quattro Fromage and the Double Bacon Tomato

Quattro法式奶酪和雙培根西紅柿

So this whole crust is covered with a cinnamon sugar sweetness to it.

所以這整個餅皮上都是桂花糖的甜味。

Why? S: Why is that considered Halloween?

為什麼呢？S：為什麼認為是萬聖節？

This is not Halloween right here

這裡不是萬聖節

But this is the stuff of nightmares so maybe you're on the right track

但這是惡夢的東西 所以也許你的方向是對的

starting with the cheese!

從奶酪開始！

Here we are going

在這裡，我們要

Oh, my gosh. This caramel crust is all like becoming a juicy moistness.

哦，我的天哪。這焦糖皮都像變成了一種多汁的溼潤。

This is really THICC!

這真的是THICC！

S: Here we go M: All right.

S：開始了 M：好的。

S: Let's go. M: Okay. Let's do it

S:S: Let's go.M：好的。我們走吧

Mmm the cheese part so far

嗯，到目前為止，奶酪的部分

is fantastic, but I still smell the caramel

是夢幻般的，但我還是聞到了焦糖的味道。

But that cheese is hmm really good cheese!

但那塊奶酪是嗯真的好奶酪!

It's like a ricotta

這就像一個意大利乳酪

S: This is really dense cheese M: This is fantastically delicious though

S:這真的是密密麻麻的奶酪，不過這真是太美味了

You've never had a cheese pizza like this

你從來沒有吃過像這樣的奶酪披薩。

It really is an even spread of four different kinds of cheese, right?

真的是四種不同的奶酪的均勻分佈吧？

Isn't that mozzarella blob amazing?

那個馬蘇裡拉奶酪球是不是很神奇？

M: I'm just getting more and more

男：我只是越來越多的

S: excited

S：興奮

No, uncomfortable because as you head towards the crust

不，不舒服，因為當你走向地殼的時候

You can smell it and you know how your smell is really important when it comes to eating food

你可以聞到它，你知道在吃食物的時候，你的嗅覺是多麼的重要。

I'm gonna bite the cinnamon cheese crust. I'm going in

我要去咬肉桂奶酪皮了 I'm gonna bite the cinnamon cheese crust.我要進去了

What is it inside the cross oh, it's the crust cheese, it's not a real cheese

十字架裡面是什麼東西哦，是地殼奶酪，不是真正的奶酪。

Well, it's not that gooey chust kreeze that you usually like

不是你平時喜歡的那種黏糊糊的小酒館的味道

Did you call that chust kreeze?

你把這叫做 "微風 "嗎？

I actually don't mind this caramel now

其實我現在已經不介意這個焦糖了。

Can I just tell you we picked the piece that we thought would be the grossest?

我可以告訴你，我們挑選了我們認為最噁心的作品嗎？

But I think cheese and sugar might be okay

但我覺得奶酪和糖可能是好的

This cheese one is amazing. Let me just say I'm rather disappointed

這個奶酪很神奇。我只想說，我相當失望

I really wanted to have a terrible response to this, but I really like this

我真的很想有一個可怕的反應，但我真的很喜歡這個。

I mean wow

我的意思是哇

The cheese is fluffy and creamy

芝士鬆軟，口感細膩

And it just matches really well

而且它只是匹配真的很好

The inside cheese is not like those stringy mozzarella

裡面的奶酪不象那些馬蘇裡拉乾酪那麼粘稠。

It tastes kind of like a

它的味道有點像一個

Almost like a puffy cream cheese melt

幾乎就像一個蓬鬆的奶油奶酪融化。

The cheese actually works really well with the sugar because the cheese doesn't have like a strong

奶酪其實真的很好用的糖，因為奶酪沒有像一個強大的

Distinctive cheese flavor M: That's what I was saying it's like a ricotta pudding

獨特的奶酪味道M：這就是我說的它就像一個意大利乳酪布丁。

I'm sad this is yummy

我很傷心，這很好吃

Could be because we starved ourselves before eating this

可能是因為我們在吃這個之前，把自己餓壞了

This one has tons of meat on it the one right beside it barely has any like look at how much meat's on this one

這個上面有很多肉 旁邊那個幾乎沒有肉 看看這個上面有多少肉？

And you really got the short end of the stick there you ever have pizza with a friend and they grab a slice

你真的得到了棍子的短端有 你曾經有一個朋友的比薩餅，他們搶了一片。

and it got like four pepperonis on it, and then you grab it

它得到了像四個辣椒上， 然後你抓住它，

And you just got like half a slice of one pepperoni on it. And your pepperoni fell off and lay it on theirs they didn't

而你只是得到了像半片 一個辣香腸就可以了。而你的意大利香腸掉了下來，並把它放在他們的，他們沒有。

Give it back to you

還給你

So that's kind of what's happening here - mine is covered in like this stringy meat

所以這就是這裡發生的事情--我的身上佈滿了像這樣的肉絲。

And it's got this like yellow mustard mayo all over it, this one might be gross. Let's see

而且它得到了這個像黃色芥末蛋黃醬， 這一個可能是毛。讓我們來看看

My first bite was

我的第一口是

delicious! S: This is-- This is so good.

好吃！S：這是------太好吃了。

M: It's like potato.

男：就像洋芋一樣。

So good. Oh my god

真好我的天啊

Come on, Japan!

來吧，日本！

I thought it was gonna be like excessive mayonnaise and something gross, but it's actually like they didn't use dough

我還以為會有過量的蛋黃醬之類的噁心東西，但實際上他們好像沒有用麵糰一樣

It's like they used potato instead, so it's almost like you're eating a thinly sliced cooked potato pizza with a tiny bit of

就像他們用洋芋來代替，所以幾乎就像你在吃一個薄薄的熟洋芋比薩餅，裡面有一點點的

Like savory and cream on top just I want to have these potatoes by themselves

像鹹味和奶油在上面只是我想有這些洋芋本身

M: This is infuriating! S: This is upsettingly good!

M：這是令人氣憤的!S：這真是令人氣憤的好事!

I want my money back.

我想要回我的錢。

I'm gonna be like Dear Pizza Hut your pizza was good, and I'm furious! S: Yeah

我會像親愛的必勝客一樣，你的披薩很好吃，我很生氣!S：是啊

I just ate a little nub of that potato on its own for science.

我只是為了科學，自己吃了一小塊洋芋。

And it was so freaking good. So freaking good. Oh

它是如此畸形的好。所以嚇死人的好。哦，是的

Okay, let's try the next two pieces and just see

好吧，讓我們來試試接下來的兩件作品，看看

So this is the sausage and potato one with a little bit corn on it

所以這個是香腸和洋芋的，上面有一點玉米

Don't like corn on my pizza. Don't like corn on my pizza. Okay, let's try it out.

我不喜歡我的披薩上有玉米。不喜歡玉米在我的比薩上。好吧，讓我們試試吧。

Oh my god

我的天啊

S: That's so good M: Infuriating

S:真好，真讓人氣憤

The sausage itself is fantastic

臘腸本身就很好吃

Good seasoning and salt balance It's smoky

調味和鹽的平衡很好，很有煙味

Yeah, it tastes like, not like a breakfast sausage,

是的，它的味道就像，不像是早餐香腸。

and it doesn't taste like a McDonald's patty sausage

而且味道也不像麥當勞的肉餅香腸。

It tastes like a sausage that you would cut and dip in mustard

味道就像切開的香腸，蘸著芥末吃一樣

I mean cause they put mustard on top of it the mustard and the sausage work really well together

我是說因為他們在上面放了芥末 芥末和香腸配合得很好。

I really wanted a video of us suffering.

我真的很想拍一段我們痛苦的視頻。

I think it's fun to suffer on camera. It's enjoyable

我覺得在鏡頭下受苦很有趣。這是很有趣的

Ready? Blueberry sauce pizza crust.

準備好了嗎？藍莓醬比薩餅皮。

Not enjoyable.

不喜歡。

Did you eat the pocket of cinnamon cream cheese yet? I did

你吃了那口袋肉桂奶油奶酪了嗎？吃了

Why is there cinnamon flavor on my pizza?

為什麼我的披薩上有肉桂味？

Okay time for the crust

好了，是時候吃麵皮了

This might be one of the worst things I've actually willingly eaten in Korea

這可能是我在韓國真正願意吃的最差的東西之一。

but I'm just liking this too much

但我就是太喜歡這個了

There is no way that I would ever order this pizza normally.

平時我是不可能點這個披薩的。

I would never say hey guys

我不會說嘿，夥計們

What about a sausage corn potato cheese filled crust covered with sugar?

香腸玉米洋芋奶酪餡的餅皮裹上糖怎麼辦？

And everyone will be like oh my god?

每個人都會像哦，我的上帝？

That's totally what I have a hankering for

這正是我所渴望的。

We ordered this kind of on a dare

我們大著膽子點了這種東西

To be like

要像

Should we or shouldn't we??

我們到底該不該？

This is like somebody say hey

這就像有人說嘿

I dare you to jump off that cliff, and then you jump up the cliff then you discover you could fly

我敢讓你從懸崖上跳下來，然後你跳上懸崖，然後你發現你會飛了

M: Yeah, and you're like, "What the heck?" S: Aww, man!

M：是啊，然後你就會說："搞什麼鬼？"S：啊，夥計!

This is not the BEST pizza.

這不是最好的披薩。

It's got a lot of things going on, and so, for those of you that like simplicity,

它有很多事情要做，所以，對於那些喜歡簡單的人。

like you just want pepperoni and cheese,

就像你只是想要辣腸和奶酪。

this is not gonna be for you, because every slice tastes like a different thing.

這不是要去為你， 因為每一個切片 味道像一個不同的東西。

The cheese one tasted like having cheese sampling—

奶酪的味道就像吃奶酪試吃--。

S: Every slice tastes like heaven. M: I KNOW! Dx

S:每一片的味道就像天堂。M：我知道!Dx

It's so good.

它是如此的好。

Rr!

Rr!

Oh my gawd!

哦，我的天哪！

M: All right S: I'm so…

M：好吧 S：我很...

I'm fed up. Do you hear me?

我受夠了。你聽到了嗎？

Rrrgh! Dx

Rrrgh!Dx

M: All right, let's try this. S: Mmm…

M：好吧，我們試試這個。S：嗯...

M: Wow so many things in here. S: The tomato in here is so sweet. This is ridiculous.

M：哇，這裡面的東西真多。S：這裡面的西紅柿好甜啊。這真是太可笑了。

They chopped up what tastes like a fresh tomato salsa.

他們剁碎的味道就像新鮮的西紅柿沙拉醬。

Yeah, I mean look at these. These are like chunks of tomato

是啊，我的意思是看這些。這些都是像番茄塊

It's not just like that weird red sauce that you wind up putting on stuff that you THINK may be tomato

它不像那種奇怪的紅色醬汁，你風把東西，你認為可能是番茄的東西

But it kind of just like chunky ketchup

但它有點像厚厚的番茄醬。

What is this one's supposed to be?

這個應該是什麼？

Double bacon and tomato?

雙份培根和西紅柿？

So I thought to myself: isn't tomato just tomato sauce?

於是我想：番茄不就是番茄醬嗎？

But it's not! S: No

但它不是!S：沒有

They've actually done tomato sauce and then added extra to it

其實他們已經做了番茄醬，然後加了額外的醬汁。

Like actual tomato on this

像真正的西紅柿在這

I'm just - I'm just I'm furious

我只是... 我只是... 我很生氣。

This is a good balance of crust to toppings because usually oh man

這是一個很好的平衡地殼和澆頭，因為通常哦，人

I'm stuttering I'm so impressed by this all the toppings here are so generous yet

我口吃了 我對這個印象深刻 這裡所有的配料都很豐盛，但又不失為一個好辦法

Not overwhelming for the density of the crust this is science

對於地殼的密度來說，這並不是壓倒性的，這是科學。

There's a scientist that came here there needs to be a Nobel Prize for pizza. You need to calm down, okay

有一個科學家來到這裡... ...需要一個諾貝爾獎的比薩餅。你需要冷靜下來，好嗎？

This is too good, I'm angry!

這也太厲害了，我生氣了!

This isn't the video that I wanted, this isn't what I signed up for!

這不是我想要的視頻，這不是我報名的內容!

Well, I give this a disappointing thumbs down

好吧，我給這個令人失望的大拇指下。

Wow thoroughly disappointed ten out of ten

哇，徹底的失望了，十分的失望

Ten out of ten would order this for friends

十個人中有十個人會點這個給朋友

I think we should try the other one okay the other one I hope sucks

我想我們應該試試另一個好嗎 另一個我希望很爛

What are your hopes and dreams for the second pizza?

你對第二個披薩有什麼希望和夢想？

I want all the sausage to be like really really tough

我想讓所有的香腸都變得非常非常堅韌。

Yes, and chewy with those hard little nubbles in there

是的，還有那些硬邦邦的小絨毛，很有嚼頭。

which you think to yourself: This might actually be an unprocessed pig ear

你心想，這可能是未加工的豬耳朵。這可能真的是一個未加工的豬耳朵。

I definitely want to feel my stomach like evacuate you know

我一定要感覺到我的胃像疏散一樣，你知道嗎？

when you eat something in and your stomach goes

當你吃的東西，你的肚子去

And it goes right into your intestines. I'm really looking forward to that

而且它會直接進入你的腸道。我真的很期待

I hope the whole thing is strange and unmanageably disgusting

我希望整件事都是奇怪的，不可收拾的噁心的。

Please disappoint me, pizza.

請讓我失望，披薩。

I wanna feel sad

我想傷心

all right Pizza

好了，披薩

Number two has been in the oven it is nice and warm. That's that problem

二號已經在爐子裡烤過了，很暖和。就是這個問題

It's got saffron as we all know is a garbage thing to put on things

有藏紅花，我們都知道，這是一個垃圾的東西，放在東西上。

Instead of cheese in the crust they have rolled in individual sausages, which I'm sure are gonna be terrible

餅皮裡沒有奶酪，而是捲進了單獨的香腸，我肯定會很難吃。

We have the deluxe and we have the cheese and cheese.

我們有豪華型的，我們有奶酪和奶酪。

the special uma bulgogi

特級品

Okay, we have the tsuna mild

好吧，我們有津奈溫和

Let's - let's do it. Let's eat this and hate ourselves

讓我們--讓我們來做吧。讓我們吃這個，恨自己

This feels really oily to start with this feels like

這感覺真的很油膩開始這感覺像

Revoltingly oily S: You know what this is too oily, Pizza Hut

反覆油膩的S：你知道這個太油膩了，必勝客。

Here we go

我們走吧

I don't like this one at all.

我一點也不喜歡這個。

It's way too salty, and it's super oily

太鹹了，而且超油的！

I mean it's not the most disgusting thing I've ever had but

我的意思是，這不是最噁心的事情，我曾經有過，但

Well, did you try the crust?

那麼，你有沒有嘗試過的地皮？

M: I'm gonna go backwards S: Try the crust

M：我要倒過來S。試試地殼

We just got hosed down

我們剛被灌了水

I just squirted sausage all over the ground

我只是把香腸噴得滿地都是而已。

I'm just covered in Simon's sausage

我只是沾了西門的香腸而已

My sausage juice is everywhere

我的香腸汁到處都是

The sausage is actually really good. S: That's a nice smoky sausage

其實這根香腸真的很好吃。 S：這香腸的煙燻味真不錯

Yeah, it's really really juicy, it's really really smoky

是的，它真的真的多汁，它真的真的煙燻。

But I don't like this piece at all! No!

但我一點也不喜歡這個作品!不喜歡！

So that one wasn't the best one M: No, in my opinion this one was just way

所以那張不是最好的一張 M：不是，在我看來這張只是方式。

too much stuff happening. It was salty,

太多的東西發生。它是鹹的。

it was oily, the saffron - you couldn't even taste it

它是油性的，紅花 - 你甚至不能品嚐它。

What would have made this a lot better? Caramel sugar.

怎樣才能讓這一切變得更好？ 焦糖

Okay, I have room only for one more piece

好了，我只剩下一件了

Oh, because you've been eating all your pieces! S: because they're delicious

哦，因為你的作品都被你吃光了!S：因為它們很好吃

I just took a bite and then like examined it and put it back down again

我只是咬了一口，然後像檢查了一下，又把它放了下來。

That is rank.

這就是等級。

This one is a tuna.

這個是金槍魚。

You could see the tuna on right there

你可以看到金槍魚就在那裡

That is some canned tuna

那是一些罐頭金槍魚

So you ordered pizza with canned tuna on it, huh?

所以你點了有金槍魚罐頭的披薩，嗯？

**fart noise**

**屁聲**

It's not that bad, whoa.

沒那麼糟，哇。

But it's also gross at the same time.

但同時也很噁心。

oh, no, I don't like that

哦，不，我不喜歡這樣。

This is not just tuna this is tuna salad

這不僅僅是金槍魚，這是金槍魚沙拉

so the tuna has a lot of mayo mixed in

所以，金槍魚有很多蛋黃醬混合在一起

if you ever get like those

如果你能像他們那樣

Tuna salads at Subway where they just do like those scoops of tuna, this is

金槍魚沙拉在Subway，他們只是做喜歡那些勺子的金槍魚，這是。

I think we can all vote together - should I put canned tuna on a pizza?

我想大家可以一起投票--金槍魚罐頭要不要放在披薩上？

Yes, no everyone in favor of no put your hand up

贊成的，不贊成的，都舉起手來

I'm sorry. It is so overwhelmingly fishy and the mayonnaise got warm

我很抱歉。腥味太重了，蛋黃醬也變熱了。

That's like someone giving you a warm egg salad sandwich

就像有人給你一個熱乎乎的雞蛋沙拉三明治一樣

And you're like S: It needs to be cold and refreshing

而你就像S：它需要冰涼和清爽

You want it to be like it did not rot in the sun for the past 25 minutes.

你要它像過去25分鐘沒有在太陽下腐爛一樣。

You know why the first pieces were so good?

你知道為什麼第一件作品那麼好嗎？

Cause we were starving

因為我們都在捱餓

Nothing is quite as good for flavoring your food as hunger

沒有什麼比飢餓更能讓你的食物變得更美味的了

I disagree with you because that cheese pizza we had looked so gross, but when I bit in, it was fluffy,

我不同意你的說法，因為我們吃的那個奶酪披薩看起來很噁心，但當我咬下去的時候，它很鬆軟。

S: It was bombastic M: creamy cheese.

S：這是轟轟烈烈的M：奶油奶酪。

Whoa. I don't know how to feel about today. I feel confused

我不知道今天是什麼感覺我不知道今天的感覺如何。我覺得很困惑

I feel sleepy

我覺得困了

I need to take a nap

我要睡一覺

Wake me up in a couple hours and I'll come to a decision

過幾個小時把我叫醒，我再做決定

I need to go for a jog

我需要去慢跑

If you haven't seen our previous pizza videos before we're linking them in the playlist here and otherwise

如果你還沒有看到我們以前的比薩視頻，我們在這裡的播放列表中鏈接他們，否則

I want to know what's the weirdest pizza that you've ever tried.

我想知道你試過的最奇怪的披薩是什麼？

We love trying out a whole bunch of different foods

我們喜歡嘗試各種不同的食物。

Even if we know that they might disappoint us

即使我們知道他們可能會讓我們失望。

I always think is gonna be a good story to tell I'm gonna remember this caramel sugar pizza forever

我總覺得這是個好故事，我會永遠記住這個焦糖披薩。

I will, it might haunt our dreams. We might wake up and be like

我會的，它可能會困擾我們的夢想。我們可能會醒來，像

it'll be like Szechuan sauce where we're like

這將是像四川醬，我們像

I just want that caramel sugar crust!

我只想要那個焦糖皮！

MM-Morty, do you-- do you understand what I'm saying?

MM -莫蒂，你 -- 你明白我在說什麼嗎？

It it just--- blehh

它只是... ... blehh

Really really need it

真的很需要

I think that you gotta try out this caramel sugar

我想你一定要試試這個焦糖

Well, you've probably only got like a week left

好吧，你可能只得到 像一個星期左

You'll remember this forever. All right. Let's go jog around the block.

你會永遠記住這一點。好吧，我們去繞著街區慢跑吧。讓我們去慢跑周圍的塊。

Let's lift some weights. Let's go have a green smoothie

讓我們舉起一些重量。我們去喝杯綠色冰沙吧

Um and get on with the rest of our day

嗯，並得到與我們一天的其餘部分。

Burning up the pizza S: I'm gonna go take a nap

燒掉披薩 S：我去睡一會

Burning off the pizza

燒掉披薩