Orange, would you mind turning that down?

橙子，你介意拒絕嗎？

- What?

- 什麼？

- Turn it down!

- 小聲點！

- What?

- 什麼？

- Turn it, ah forget it!

- 轉吧，啊，算了吧！

- Well well, how the turntables have turned. (laughs)

- 好了好了，轉盤怎麼轉。（笑）

- As I was saying,

- 正如我所說的

Welcome everyone, to "How 2"!

歡迎大家來到 "如何2"!

I'm Pear.

我是梨子。

- And I'm DJ Zesty McFunkyTank.

- 我是DJ Zesty McFunkyTank.

Here to show you how to be a DJ!

在這裡教你如何做一個DJ!

- Yeah, please.

- 是的，請。

Teach us everything you know Mr. McFunkyTank.

把你知道的都教給我們，McFunkyTank先生.

- No McProblem. (laughs)

- 沒有McProblem。（笑）

Step one, get some equipment.

第一步，弄點裝備。

I found mine in a dumpster for free!

我在垃圾箱裡免費找到了我的!

- Really?

- 真的嗎？

That setup must be worth hundreds

那套設備肯定值幾百塊錢

if not thousands of dollars.

如果不是數千美元的話。

- Yo whatchu talkin' 'bout?

- 喲，你在說什麼？

This is cardboard.

這是紙板。

All of it.

所有的一切。

See? Cardboard.

看到了嗎？紙板。

- I don't understand.

- 我不明白。

How do you DJ if your equipment is fake?

如果你的設備是假的，你怎麼做DJ？

- Silly Pear.

- 傻梨。

All a DJ has to do

DJ要做的就是

is hit play on a Spotify playlist.

是在Spotify的播放列表中點擊播放。

Nobody knows the difference.

沒有人知道其中的區別。

Watch this.

看這個。

(click)

(點擊)

Let me hear y'all make some noise!

讓我聽到你們的聲音！

(crowd cheers wildly)

（人群狂歡）

- I'm curious.

- 我很好奇

Where exactly did you learn about being a DJ?

你到底是在哪裡學會做DJ的？

- From Wikiwikiwikiwikiwikipedia. (laughs)

- 來自Wikiwikiwikipedia。（笑）

- Wow.

- 哇哦

- Now step two is very important.

- 現在第二步非常重要。

You're gonna need a catch phrase

你需要一個口號

to get the crowd super hype.

來讓觀眾超級炒作。

My personal catch phrase is "you got it!"

我個人的口頭禪是 "你懂的！"

(crowd cheers)

（人群歡呼）

And other DJ's do stuff like

和其他DJ做的東西，如

" Get your hands up!" or "another one!"

"舉起手來！"或者 "再來一個！"。

- Whoa! People sure seem to like it when you yell,

- 哇！人們似乎肯定喜歡它 當你大喊大叫。

"another one!"

"再來一個！"

- Oh yeah, they love being told there's another song coming.

- 哦，是的，他們喜歡被告知還有一首歌要來。

You try Pear.

你試試梨子。

Just give it your own spin.

只要給它自己的旋轉。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

Here comes an additional song!

又來了一首歌！

(crickets chirping)

（蟋蟀的鳴叫）

- Well, most of the crowd hated it,

- 嗯，大部分人都討厭它。

but those crickets back there loved it.

但那些蟋蟀回到那裡喜歡它。

- [Cricket In The Audience] Yeahhh!

- [觀眾席上的蟋蟀] 耶！

- [Cricket In The Audience] Marry me!

- [觀眾席上的蟋蟀] 嫁給我吧！

- And, we finally we come to step three.

- 最後，我們終於到了第三步。

Figure out how you're gonna fill the down time.

想好了你要怎麼填補下來的時間。

- Down time? What do you mean?

- 下班時間？什麼意思？

- Silly Pear, once they hit play on your Spotify playlist,

- 傻梨，一旦他們在你的Spotify播放列表中點擊播放。

a DJ's work is done.

一個DJ的工作已經完成。

Now they just have to find ways to look busy

現在他們只需要想辦法讓自己看起來更忙就好了

for the rest of the night.

餘下的夜晚。

A lot of DJ's dance.

很多DJ的舞蹈。

Some throw cakes at people,

有人向人扔蛋糕。

and other DJ's also throw cakes at people.

和其他DJ也會向人們扔蛋糕。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Hey!

- 嘿！

- Pear, there's no time to argue.

- 梨子，沒時間爭論了。

You have to think about what kind of DJ you wanna be.

你必須考慮你想成為什麼樣的DJ。

Maybe you wanna be a DJ who wears mysterious helmets.

也許你想成為一個戴著神祕頭盔的DJ。

Maybe you wanna be the type who gets his taxes done

也許你想成為那種能把稅報完的人。

while on stage.

而在舞臺上。

- That actually sound pretty good.

- 這其實聽起來很不錯。

- And maybe you're the type of DJ who likes TNT.

- 也許你是那種喜歡TNT的DJ。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Orange!

- 橙色！

Do not blow that up!

別把它炸了！

- What? I can't hear you!

- 什麼，我聽不到你說話！

- Do not blow that up!

- 別把它炸了！

- What?

- 什麼？

- Do not blow that up!

- 別把它炸了！

(crowd cheers)

（人群歡呼）

- You got it.

- 你說對了

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

- No!

- 不！

(glass shattering)

（玻璃破碎）

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)