My turn!

輪到我了！

What's going on out here?

這裡發生了什麼？

We're playing with our new reef blowers.

我們在玩我們的新礁石吹氣機。

Playing with a reef blower?

玩吹礁機？

That is the most childish thing I've ever heard of.

這是我聽過的最幼稚的事情。

But it's fun!

但這很有趣!

Fun?

好玩嗎？

How could playing with one of those oversized hairdryers

怎麼能玩那種超大號的吹風機呢？

possibly be fun?

可能是有趣的？

Like this.

像這樣

Chaffed.

Chaffed。

Alright, that's--

好吧，那是 -

- Let's do your house, Patrick. - Yeah!

- 讓我們做你的房子，帕特里克。- 好啊！

Huh?

咦？

Squidward, you're steaming.

魷魚哥，你在蒸煮。

You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

你就像一個蒸菜，只是更聰明。

Put my windows back!

把我的窗戶放回去！

No problem, Squidward. We're on your side.

沒問題，章魚哥我們是站在你這邊的

Any second now...

現在任何一秒...

SpongeBob, this is the final straw.

海綿寶寶，這是最後一根稻草了

Hi there, is this the final straw?

你好，這是最後一根稻草嗎？

Do you want to move so far away that you can brag about it?

你想搬到那麼遠的地方去吹牛嗎？

- Then move to... - I hate this channel.

- 那就轉到...- 我討厭這個頻道

No! No!

不，不！

Tentacle Acres.

Tentacle Acres。

Where happiness is just a suction cup away.

在那裡，幸福只需一個吸盤的距離。

Ah...

啊...

I think I'll take my bike today.

我想我今天要騎自行車了。

I'm my own man.

我是我自己的人。

Now these neighbors know how to live.

現在這些鄰居都知道怎麼生活了。

Intensive. Hm, I bet they won't have--

密集型。嗯，我打賭他們不會有 --

Wow, they have it.

哇，他們有它。

Canned bread!

罐頭面包！

This town is great!

這座城市真不錯!

I would really be impressed if it had--

我真的會很感動，如果它有 --

An interpretive dance academy!

詮釋舞蹈學院!

Yeah, it's even better in a group!

是啊，組隊的時候就更爽了!

This town is perfect.

這個小鎮很完美。

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

A clarinet trio!

單簧管三重奏！

[rooster crowing]

[公雞叫聲]

Ahh. Another great day.

Ahh.另一個偉大的一天。

Oh look, everybody is on their bike today.

哦，看，今天大家都在騎車。

It just gets better and better.

它只是變得越來越好。

All together!

一起來！

I sort of don't feel like playing my clarinet today.

我今天有點不想吹單簧管了。

SpongeBob?

海綿寶寶？

[laughing]

[笑]

Could you pipe down over there, iron lung?

鐵肺，你能不能去那邊管管？

[laughing]

[笑]

[laughing]

[笑]

What's going on over here?

這裡發生了什麼事？

It's that guy.

是那個人

He's playing with a reef blower.

他在玩礁石鼓風機。

Playing with a reef blower?

玩吹礁機？

That's the most childish thing I've ever heard of.

這是我聽過的最幼稚的事情。

Here it is, Patrick.

在這裡，帕特里克。

Now we just gotta convince Squidward to come back home.

現在我們只要說服章魚哥回家就好了。

You got our apology cake?

你有我們的道歉蛋糕嗎？

We're ready!

我們準備好了！

[yelling]

[大叫]

[laughing]

[笑]

[laughing]

[笑]

[yelling]

[大叫]

Hey, that looked like Squidward!

嘿，那看起來像章魚哥！

That looked like Squidward also, in angry mob form.

那看起來也像魷魚沃德，是憤怒的暴徒形態。

Hold it right there, Mr. Tentacles.

別動，觸手先生。

Stay back! I've got gardening tools.

別過來！我有園藝工具

Here, just read this.

來，就讀這個。

What is it?

什麼事？

A well thought out and organized list of complaints.

一張條理清晰的投訴清單。

[yelling]

[大叫]

FYI you don't have to live here, you know.

順便說一下，你不一定要住在這裡，你知道的。

Hey, you're right and I'm leaving ASAP.

嘿，你是對的，我儘快離開。

- Are you Squidward? - No.

- 你是章魚哥嗎？- 不是

- Are you Squidward? - No.

- 你是章魚哥嗎？- 不是

Any one of these Squidwards could be the real Squidward, Patrick.

這些章魚哥中的任何一個都可能是真正的章魚哥，帕特里克

Freedom! Woohoo!

自由了！嗚呼！

[laughing manically]

[狂笑]

Well, we know one thing, it sure isn't that guy.

好吧，我們知道一件事，它肯定不是那個人。